Let's have a thread about people being terrifying. I'll start.
>be waifu's dad
>be 50 years ago
>going to get pizza with buds
>step into pizza joint
>silence inside
>everyone is leaving
>waitress is deargodwhat.jpg
>morbidly obese man is rabidly stuffing pizza into his face
>he's puked all over it
>no fucks given
>waifu's dad is NOPE
>tries to discreetly leave
>getting in the car, man comes roaring out
>lock doors
>man is yanking at the handles as they peel out of there
He called the cops about this and they basically said "Nothing to see here."
Always wondered what happened to the people working inside.
>>17085406
why are you repeating an exaggerated story your father-in-law told you?
can't you blog somewhere else or write your shitty fiction on /lit/ or even play pretend on /tg/
>>17085406
A real life Mr. Luggs...
>>17085440
You sound fat.