Lost Cosmonauts Thread

What's paranormal about this?

>>17083349
>What's paranormal about this?
Whats paranormale about fucking tulpas or the Rest of this rp-hell /x/ has become?

>>17083349
>/x/ is only for paranormal
Read the rules, newfag.

>>17083294
"This is a supposed recording of a Soviet space flight in 1961. In it, a Russian woman can be heard complaining about the increasing temperature inside the craft before it is destroyed attempting re-entry."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sgc1I9sjfc

>>17083294
Cryptohistory regarding space travel is one of my favourite things.

are there any that we know of, from any country, who were lost in orbit and drifted out of control into space?

>>17083294
This thread goes with listening to this:

https://youtu.be/74cQF2ebgOM

>>17083603
>Russian woman can be heard complaining
>woman heard complaining
>woman
>complaining
This has to be real

>>17083666
no, not confirmed. the judica-cordiglia brothers supposedly picked up signal from one:

On November 28, 1960, the brothers were alerted to something strange. An East German observatory announced that they had picked up a strange signal on the Soviet space frequencies. When the Cordiglias tuned into that frequency, they picked up what sounded like a hand-keyed SOS signal. The most disturbing thing about the signal is that it showed almost no relative speed which could only mean one thing: it was on a direct course away from the planet. As the brothers listened, the signal grew weaker until it finally winked out.

The brothers had apparently just discovered evidence that a Soviet space capsule had gone off course and drifted permanently into outer space with a cosmonaut on board.

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No cosmonaut funeral pic yet? You disappoint me /x/

>>17083740

wow. utterly chilling to ponder. wonder where that capsule is now? from 1960? if it escaped trajectory directly into the Sun? way out there...

>>17083740

fucking Major Tom

>>17083666
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts
I'm also curious about this one. That would be scary as fuck.

>>17083666
The only people who have died in space are the crew of the Soviet mission Soyuz 11. I think all other astronaut deaths were crashes on earth.
Here's info about them from some random site

The Soviet space program also suffered the first, and so-far only, deaths in space in 1971, when cosmonauts Georgi Dobrovolski, Viktor Patsayev, Vladislav Volkov died while returning to Earth from the Salyut 1 space station. Their Soyuz 11 craft performed a textbook-perfect landing in 1971. So recovery teams were appalled to find the three-man crew sitting dead in their couches, with dark-blue splotches on their faces and blood dripping from their ears and noses.

An investigation showed that a breathing ventilation valve had ruptured, asphyxiating the cosmonauts. The resulting drop in pressure also exposed the crew to the vacuum of space — the only human beings to ever experience such a fate. They died within seconds of the rupture, which occurred at 168 kilometers (104 miles), making them the only human beings to die in space. Since the capsule ran an automatic re-entry program, the craft could land without living pilots.

>>17083294
>>17083740
>>17083885

Stuff like this scares the absolute shit out of me. Really reminds you how small we actually are in comparison to the universe, and how dangerous it really is.

>>17083294
Forgive my ignorance because I don't really keep up on this stuff, but didn't some less-tech inclined country basically just shoot a guy out of orbit recently? Like the last 5 years or so? I wanna say it was India, but from what I've read their space program is actually fairly competent.

>>17083767
If it's true the guy probably suffocated before anything. Not exactly the way I'd choose, but you gotta admit it's pretty flashy and as terrifying as it would be it would also be exhilarating.

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>>17083773
HA

>>17083740
One of the reasons I'm drowning in radio scanners right now.

>>17086267
Ever find anything cool?

>>17086283
I received ISS and UVB-76. Heard my neighbour watching porn on his wireless headphones. Baby monitor's, old cordless phones, etc. But most of it is disappearing, all going digital/internet. But I did read about the ISS SSTV experiments and saw an updated frequency list, so I will try to listen again soon with my handheld and RTL-SDR.

>>17086323
I'd imagine the porn was an unpleasant experience, but I hope you aren't deterred. I don't have any information to offer you but I can at least wish you the best of luck, and hope you report anything interesting here.

>>17086364
The porn was rather funny. It always takes a few moments to recognize what you hear. Sometimes you recognize speech patterns but nothing more. With this, well, it also took a few moments hahaha.

I've posted my recordings of UVB-76 here before, but radio threads die rather quickly.

>>17086471
I'll keep my eyes peeled for some of yours in the future. Let's not redirect OP's thread any more than it already has been derailed.

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>>17083740
>mfw

this is literally one of my worst fears

>>17086498
Pretty sure they had suicide pills at least.

>>17083740
Wouldn't that require a pretty strong rocket? Escape velocity and all that.

>>17083730
Kill yourself, unfunny slob.

>>17086477
>Let's not redirect OP's thread any more than it already has been derailed.

Agreed.

Here is a list of "phantom cosmonauts":
http://www.astronautix.com/senpai/phaonaut.htm

There are probably a load of fake stories and names there, but even American space journalist James Oberg confirmed that the Soviet Union was covering up things, like the death of Valentin Bondarenko.

>>17083740
that italian brother thing was confirmed a hoax iirc. Just another anti Soviet propaganda by butthurt westerners

There are rumors that most countries with a credible space program also have a parallel military space program. Must be cool to know what they have that civvies don't

>>17084192
yeah, sure, if you survive haha.

Great thread. Good to know old /x/ is out there.

>>17083603
it's fake. it's not even proper russian, let alone the way russian soldiers speak. i believe that the russians sent some of their pilots into space and failed at some point, but that recording is a hoax. it was most likely the sister of the two italians.

>>17086563
Hes right though

>>17083740
fake. even if the probe, caspule, whatever, was fading away from earth in a straight line, earth is still moving/rotating. the only way something would move away from earth unwillingly would have been because it was thrown out of orbit, what would me very unlikley, because objects tend to fall back to earth.

>>17086566
>http://www.astronautix.com/senpai/phaonaut.htm
this fucking moderation, they even censor the "f am" out of a fucking URL.

>>17083374
oh fuck off, have you even read this board?

>>17083616

Only the gullible beLIEve these shitty ProtoSciFi '"Stories'"

>B-Movies Goym

>>17083294

Ayyy

http://www.serpo.org/release30.php

"The site subsequently was examined by a USAF Recovery Team, which then
put the age of the ALIEN CRAFT at approximately 150 million years ago
[150 MYA]. I don't think anyone can give an actual age of the site, but
it was somewhere between 150 and 200 MYA, based on the location of where
it was found.

Our scientists used the ABSOLUTE DATING METHOD employing decaying
radioactive isotopes. Sedimentary rock formations and the fact that the
object was EMBEDDED INTO THE ROCK were used to estimate the age of the
ALIEN CRAFT.

The ALIEN CRAFT itself was 45 feet in diameter. The craft was
transported to the State of XXXXX and then to the giant XXXXX lab
complex in XXXXX and opened. The ALIEN CRAFT contained two (2) highly
decomposed ALIEN BODIES and DECAYED ANIMALS, which were apparently
abducted by these ALIEN BEINGS. The animals were small DINOSAURS on
board the ALIEN CRAFT. "

>>17087266
>http://www.serpo.org/release30.php

PRESIDENT: Well, it will be entirely up to you, Bill. I guess everyone must be cleared for this briefing of information, is that not correct?

>>170865>>17086563
Female detected

>>17086563
wow, back to tumblr whore

>>17087148
It's 99% delusional roleplay. Good point there.

>>17083349

As usual, the first post is the right one.

>>17087719
As usual you're sucking ghost cock again

>>17083294

There are zero '" Lost Cosmonauts '" because no one went there.

>/THREAD

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>>17087781
>/thread's his own post

>>17083773
HAHA nice mgs3 reference

>>17088117

uuh, I guess I'm showing my age, it was a David Bowie reference. "Space Oddity"

>>17086550
Can you imagine that shit though? It's like reverse kidnapping. When you get kidnapped your relatives all hope you're okay and you'll turn up again, even years later.

This is literally the other way around, the entire earth has been kidnapped from you, and you just hope, you fucking pray even if you've been atheist your whole life, that even years later she'll turn up again.

But she doesn't. You're alone in the endless reaches of space.

I feel so, so sad.

Goodnight /x/

>>17087787

Shut the fuck up you god damn nerd. Are you trying to berate somebody for not following some kind of gay ass forum bullshit? I can hear your neck-beard rustling from here and it's disgusting.

>>17088284
>gets this mad in the internet

>>17088284
Spotted the newfag

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>>17088284
Get used to it. For some reason people dont like to keep their /b/ qualities at the door when entering other boards

>>17087568
>>17087612
lol because anyone who calls someone out on their archaic idiocy just has to be a female, right? after all, why would a male do something like that? all men are required by man-code to mock and dislike women, oh wait.

>>17088352
>comes on 4chan
>sees a sexist joke
>gets offended
>b-but i'm a guy too

>>17088352
>feminazi cunt pretending to be a guy AGAIN

take your strong womyn bullshit back to tumblr you filthy whore

>>17083349
What if aliens got them and turned them into spooky skeletons?

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I cry for threads like these smdh

nice discussion while it was happening

>>17083730
top kek.

>>17083368
tulpas are paranormal

>>17087266
Is this just copypasted bs from some no-name blog? I've heard this story before, but I'd actually like to discuss it if it's not a total joke. Please don't just quote/link a fuck ton to wiki or some shit.... please....

>>17087266
>it was somewhere between 150 and 200 MYA, based on the location of where
it was found.
Heard this story a ton of times, but... just... what the fuck? Based on the location it was found ON THE MOON it was decided it was definitely attributed to this super special star child shit? I would honest to god sooner believe that Nazi's that were personally responsible for the Holocaust were on the moon giving fuck all about us and just chillin'.

Bump for later reading