Offerings/Rituals

Jerk off

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Make tender love to a reptilian.

Just pray to your chosen combat related entity

u ever had a blowjob be4

In all seriousness, find a god that stands for conflict, that you connect with. Ares, Athena, Tyr, Odin, etc etc. After that, I can help with you offering details.

>>17071733
and give them a thing they like

it's really pretty simple to get help from the gods as long as you don't waste their time. (i.e, you gotta pull your own weight too)

>>17071406
Things he shouldn't do for $500, Alex.

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>>17071797
shut the fuck up retard

>>17071845
>guy offers help
>stfu retard!!!11


???

>>17071338
Kartikeya is the Hindu General of the devas, and Ganesha is known as the remover of obstacles. Either of them would be a good one. Shiva is good for just about any material boon - most of the great adversaries in the Vedas gained their benedictions from Shiva. Parasurama (avatar of Vishnu) was a great warrior, as well as Lord Rama Himself.

Of course in Hinduism you can offer your worship and gain benedictions from humans who were great persons as well, so Bhisma, Arjuna, Bhima, or anyone else you idolize as incredible at whatever skill you exercise.

Find the right god, and pray to it.

I tend to give wine offerings. I'm always amazed how well it works.

Are you Jose Aldo or Conor Mcgregor?

>>17074267
I hope Conor, he is hotter

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>>17071338
Depends whats your power level?

>>17071338
why not the mighty warrior Loa Ogun? his day of offering is Saturday and he provides protection from harm and victory over your foes.

to make an offering to him soak some bread in water then wrap in a piece green paper with his veve drawn on it and leave it near a natural water source.

>>17071847
Ignore Australians.