Weird Day - 12/10/15

Drink wine with them

>>17067994
Dude, that was months ago.

>>17068004
Fuck off lol.

Also, as an update, I've also noticed that we just got like 7 packages in the mail today. I didn't pick them up but they're in the house.

>khajiit has wares if you have coin

>>17067994
Puzzle your name in The Theosophical Glossary, you can find the meaning of every single letter, and having an idea

>>17067994
I had a pretty normal day today. But I did forget to bring my hat with me to work today. This is the first time I haven't worn my hat at work in few years

I hate threads like these
"Hey guys, anyone else notice that today is different than every other day for no other reason than because I feel extra autistic today"
>>17068033
Obviously it's not presents for the holidays, that's too simple to be the truth
It MUST be that you've shifted dimensions into a completely different world where people don't order packages in bulk

Yea, I feel it to. There's something off about the day. I haven't had anything strange happen as of late, but it's just a feeling I got

>>17068071
My family doesn't do christmas lmao

Jesus fucking christ, be a little more open minded.

>>17068134
>"open minded"
>didn't say Christmas
Got Christ's dick on the brains, eh?

I like this one too

>>17067994
well fuck you too OP its muh burfdey, although I guess you have a 1/365 chance to piss anyone off about that

op, are you german?

>>17067994
JUST ASK THEM WHY THEY ARE CRYING YOU STUPID AUTIST.

>>17068045
THIS

>>17068463
>>17068463
oh shit i didnt read that part got pics of mom?

>>17068463
Did you not read? I've asked her multiple times and she keeps saying that she can't tell me.

if your family doesnt just tell you then how am i supposed to know?

You died last night
You're not you
You're a simulacrum
Your mother knows this but won't tell you
The packages contain tools they will use to destroy you and send you back whence you came
Kill them before it's too late
KILL THEM ALL

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i dunno, my street was bathed in golden light today
i was playing pokemon and ran into an absol just as i was high and imagining my friend gettingkilled, and when i caught it my game froze and went black

i thought i was a secret goverment agent with amnesia today

a girl said that i make her bf jealous today
soo thats cool and unexpected

also theres cayotes outside yelling at the moon while i typed this

Threads like this make me hope trump is elected so we can have Super Nuclear Wasteland Fun Times.

other than seeing a crackhead crawl under a porch of a local business to go to sleep, no, it has not been a weird day fucko

>>17067994
totally dude the hit detection on bo3 is really off today damn dude this is some weird parallel universe shit

>>17067994
My day did seem a bit off, but so does literally all my other days so I guess it was a pretty normal day instead.

>>17067994
how do i turn my kitty into a druid like the pic related? i want my kitty to be a druid like the pic related....how???

>>17067994
>Khajiit has wares...if you have coin

>>17067994
Someone has some sort of illness that might kill them. Or someone died.

Parents act weird like that. Anyway what are you 12 that mommy wakes you up?

Faggot.

>>17070037
why would you try to scare this thing off?

>>17067994
just look at him

Yes ive felt like I lost a day somewhere but everyone insist s that I havent . Phantom time and all that

Today I woke up at like 4 am and couldn't fall asleep, don't know why, i just woke up.
Stayed up until 10 am when I got up to do some shit on my computer
Turns out I left Pornhub up on my comp from the night before
Then went to make a sub
I was out of Salami
fuck, went to the store and the qt tried to write her number down on the receipt but I was too autistic and said "ah, I don't need the receipt" and walked away
came home
made the sub
went on /x/
got some heebie-jeebies
now i'm here

sorta weird, not too much too

>>17068924

I sense a faggot.

I experienced today twice.

>>17070434
My faggot senses are tingling too, so cool when girls with boyfriends tell me how great I am, right? Fuh fuh fuh FRIENDzonahh

>>17070076
Quit porn and start taking those numbers, they wanna give it to you for christs sakes but porn is desensitizing you to real human interaction. You're not autistic, you're scared. Embrace your fear bruh.

>>17071029
I almost won the intrent

I did experience brief depersonalisation earlier, but that was likely due having my first smoke for a week

Ya as I was sitting in line to the carwash my hands and face kinda went numb for no reason. That and all the crows and birds just scattered away instantly right now.. No noise..

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>>17067994

Well, if you want to know

>meditating at night, feeling powerful and nice
>concentrate in my benis, yes, big benis. Then sleep
>I planned to play videogames all day
>Next day I had a shower after running
>All of a sudden I feel horny
>Instead of videogames I'm going to fuck this girl
>She is not that good looking, she lives almost in the other side of the city and this is a huge city
>I go with her anyway because my benis wanted
>She is not very good, the travel to his place took a lot of time, she is boring
>WTF I'm doing here
>I wish I were in my house playing videogames

Thanks obama

back guys, its been another day of incredible occurences and thoughtforms. i need to recalibrate my chakras from the positive energy load but ill see if I can create something tangible to present to the feds

Aside from praying a lot today, nothing strange's happened.

>>17070908
Oh ho, nice.

>>17069804
Make your kitty the druid.

OP, you woke up on the day your mom realized she wants to ditch you and your family. She would rather fuck her friend in a dark room. She can't tell anyone about it obviously. But she's leaving, soon, with her friend, to trib together all the time. And fuck young men. Lots of them.

It's probably because you guys don't do christmas.

But why would she tell me she needs to speak to me with Debbie she knows what my aura has been communicating with the ether got three more packages today

Sorry, I have been troubled lately about a life changing thing. My lack of positive energy output has thrown things into a dreary mood.

Is someone sending your mom pieces of someone in the mail? ;^)