Black knight satellite thread

>>17067960
Link here:
https://youtu.be/3RmSKT-9u_A

>Why the fuck did pepsi make this weird as fuck short film on the black knight satellite?

Because dim-bulbs will keep posting about it everywhere giving them free advertising.

>>17067960
Advertising, money.

Also soda, but especially pepsi, is a tool to keep the body from truly awakening. They sell it like it's some mind opening product but it's designed to keep your body from tuning into synchronicities that would allow you to transform. I still drink the shit, ironically. Slurm kind of deal.

>>17067960
>weird as fuck
It was a pretty cool, well done short based on some dumb overdone /x/ shit if you ask me. Why does /x/ think they have some sort of right to these stories, where if someone else mentions it that's clearly a sign of aggression or some batshit conspiracy shit?

>>17067960
nek level neuromarketing campaign i don't think its legit, although it might be.

does this satellite go around to othet planets just stealing stuff and causing riots?

That speeder bike must have hit a pretty big jump to be orbiting Endor like that.

is pepsi better than coke? I haven't drank either for atleast 15 years.

>>17067960
Can we draw the conclusion that the anon who starts a black knight tread every month is working for Pepsi?

>>17067960
what the fuck was that all about

>>17069441
agreeed

>>17067967
Advertisement on what? Have you watched it? Not only is pepsi not mentioned in the advert there isn't even a person drinking throughout the entire thing. What are they advertising?

>>17067983
You can't drink something ironically. You're just as stupid, if not more stupid than everyone else that drinks it

>>17070035
dis

>>17070035

>You call it the Pepsi video
>OP calls it the Pepsi video
>Declares it doesn't have anything to do with Pepsi

>>17067960
Because the idea of an ancient satellite is quite coot PLUS you get free advertisement from this shitty urban legend. Why shouldn't you make a short movie?

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>>17067960
Preparing the human family for demonic deception, known as aliens.

>>17071159
That's a Crowley self portrait while tripping balls you idiot.

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>>17071166
No. Read up on it.
He did a sex ritual, guess where?
Roswell. With his apprentice the scientology founder. Google it.

>>17071173
I have and Hubbard was fucking nuts even when he was in the OTO.
>google it
And what read theories based on some of the bullshit Crowley made up about himself? No.

>>17071180
I'm not here to argue with you.
You're clearly swayed one way.
Unfruitful to tell you anything.
Your eyes do not matter if your mind is blind.

>>17071183
Relax Jaden

>>17067962

>if this gets out there'll be mass panic
>shut it down

Too fucking rich m8.

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>>17071159

So can we confirm Pepe is a demonic entity?

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>>17071159

>>17071173
>criticizes celebrities for making funny satanic faces.
>posts photographic evidence of baby godsheep making the same face.

>>17071173

>NEFF for Nephilim

hahahaha
>>>/psychward/

>>17070053
I do believe anon meant ironically as in "I do drink the shit, ironically enough."

Not like, "I only listen to 2Chainz ironically, *scoff*"

>>17069511
>never participated in the Spears vs. Aguilera wars
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Half of my family died in that war.

>>17069441
Seriously! I really liked the video and have no unnatural impulse to Heil Hitler or drink Pepsi or some weird shit.

I was actually really impressed by the shit that they showed people getting together and doing at the end, thinking that it was a great testament to what we were capable of as a collective....... and then I saw this thread.

>>17067960
>over a third of the video is credits

>>17067962
if this doesn't happen i'm switching to coke

>>17070035
>Advertisement on what?
Pepsi you stupid fuck. Not all marketing throws the products name at you every 5 seconds.

>>17071233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI