I need an SCP agent to contact me please.

>>17059750
What seems to be the problem?

Okay

>>17059769
Any recruitment coming up any opportunities to join you? Where has the SCP been on /x/ lately?

>>17059776
You have to be over 21 to join, some assignments involve deep cover in places like bars. Sorry.

Due to the nature of assignments you do have to be 21. Younger recruits are liabilities due to their curiosity of the task.

I'm 22. I want in.

>>17059850
Your location has been logged and we will start preliminary investigations. If you are eligible we will contact you in person within the week. If you are not eligible for long term employment you will be collected for Class-D temp service.

Log my location and contact me please I am available for long term employment.

You won't get a reply because they don't exist.

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>>17059911
You are blind.

>>17059779
I'm over 21. What do?

>>17059911
scp 173
scp 682

I also just got this message poking around... oops
>
THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED
TOP SECRET
BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR
>
WARNING:

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

So where they at? All I wanna do is join you fucking jerks!

>>17059891
Interesting. So SCP will just take anyone who applies via 4chan? Something seems off about this.. Is it... Is it everything? Yeah that.

>>17059935
well no shit dummy, none of this is real, it's just a prank bro

>>17059931
Logged

>>17059941
Thatsthejoke.gif

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Hold on I think they are all breaking rules

>Do not write your app in-character.
>Do not pretend that SCPs are real.>Do not pretend that SCPs are real.>Do not pretend that SCPs are real.>Do not pretend that SCPs are real.>Do not pretend that SCPs are real.
>Do not misspell "SCP".
>Do not give us joke answers.
>Please apply in English only.
awww I didn't fill out an app. Mods will you delete this for me please its all fake my dreams are crushed

reserve a spot for me when ill hit 21, would'cha?

Yo dude sign me up for this.

>>17059935
>Implying that this doesn't make perfect sense
>Yes of course you can be a super cool SCP agent, doesn't working with the foundation sound cool?
>I'm sorry you aren't good enough to be an agent but we are always in need of class Ds
Who would notice the average guy from /x/ going missing?

>>17059963
4chan =/= SCP website

woah would you look at that

>21

Gentlemen, I'm ready.

>>17061447
Butt is your but ready?

>>17059916
>hahahaohwow.jpeg