ART BELL MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT

>Listening to the pre show a couple weeks ago
>They start insulting the guest about his UFO research
>The guest says he wants them to not air the show
>The guest hangs up mid interview after the host insult them again
>Host starts insulting him more
>sounds legit mad
>Show just ends with dead air for like 10 minutes until they play a replay

The pre show guys are assholes.

Hello this is the real thread.

File: Neil-Sanders-2.jpg (48KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 640x360px

Tonight's guest.

I can't wait to hear the sound of his voice.

>>17057144
>listening to liberal faggot pre show

File: 1448908183535.gif (4MB, 615x346px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 615x346px

Free bump until the show starts.

>>17057144
I once turned TuneIn on maybe 15 minutes early because I was doing laundry or something
It was some lady and this guy bashing Alex jones the entire time

>>17057605
>>17057584

Hey Bellgabbers <3

>>17057606
Is it that Nacy Birnes bitch..?

Who here already hears "The Chase" in their mind?

File: Photo Jul 06, 3 50 47 PM.png (546KB, 640x621px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 640x621px

Hypnosis : D........................................

Holy shit what happened to Howard Hughes?

>>17057133
I hope Art talks about the lightweight speech Ol' Barry gave about terrorism.

media is mind control
>muh terrism
*shits diaper

File: image.jpg (193KB, 840x532px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 840x532px

>they were radicalized
No, that's just normal Islam

File: 60fps nocchi.webm (3MB, 650x364px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 650x364px

Happy Monday /x/

Damn right, Art!

Fuck these beta muslim loving gun grabbers.

Sounds good to me

>>17057144
>>17057609

Was it a Monday you were listening? The Monday pre show is Nancy Birnes and her husband. Nancy is a bellgabber and she's one of the people there trying to get Hoagland cancelled. She has a podcast too that she does that she wants to follow Art's show but RCH is in the way.

Art wants to ban Muslims.

>>17057654
Remove kebab.

>>17057654
Who doesn't want to ban mudslimes?

Fuck em.

>>17057654
good

Trump 2016 baby

Art just said pussy

>no bad language
>art quotes the guy calling obongo a pussy

File: On the side-topic of playing with fire... me and my first butane torch.jpg (24KB, 514x480px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 514x480px

Amy Martin's most recent head shot. She deleted it but I saved it.

>>17057654
no one but total fags like smelly muslims.

File: 1448326911100.jpg (191KB, 1072x1247px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 1072x1247px

Art confirmed for true believer In our God Emperor

anyone know when Art is gonna have George Noory on? I saw some tweets about it

>>17057666
Who cares?

She is some dumb dyke, who can't even read the news like a normal person.

>>17057672
It's not even April 1st

>>17057666
is that for those hot lines ?

File: 1409116727049.gif (998KB, 500x330px) Image search: [Google]

998KB, 500x330px

just freeze me til the hoaggie show

>>17057675
What? What does that mean? I'm hoping Art and George can talk interview styles and stuff. It would be so good.

name of this song?

>>17057672
Link tweets or GTFO.

>>17057678
Fuck that gun grabbing faggot
I hope he's raped by 12 niggers

>>17057675
>It's not even April 1st

Art will have already quit by then.

>>17057684
"Anal Cunt" by GG Allen.

>>17057684
Mummers Dance- Loreena McKennet

File: 1446187676186.gif (14KB, 90x130px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 90x130px

>>17057687
>this is why bellgabbers should not be allowed on /x/

The most punchable face and an annoying voice

ooi, bubs yur uncle, right cheeky mate

ello gubner

I mean it's 2015

>implying I wasn't a famous well known historical figure throughout all of history

>more past life regression stuff

arts going to say "i was a cute asian loli" in my past life

>>17057605
He sounds exactly like I expected based on that photo.

>>17057726
I hate unprovable claims like this shit

Hoagland's show looks promising.

Way better than this guest.

MON/TUE DEC 8 – AMAZING NEW PLUTO IMAGES PANEL

This dude knows alot of info on this subject.

>>17057729
Man, I just hope Hoagie doesn't delve into politics for a while. I want aliens, not gun arguments

>>17057729
He does the same Pluto show with the same panel every other week.558

>>17057729
Enjoy your cùcking by Jamal and Tyrone while they run a train on your gf

>>17057737
This

File: m4ZjfEnF_400x400.png (229KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 400x400px

who just waiting to hear /amy/'s voice here? she's my spoopyfu

>>17057746
shes fat and even talks like she has a fat mouth

File: 1444796439389.jpg (162KB, 800x651px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 800x651px

As long as it doesn't devolve into pic related, it shouldn't be a bad show

>>17057748
Ross pls leave

>>17057746
Why not type words into your computers text to speech, and listen to the female voice option?

It literally is the same sound.

be careful, you might make the britkek cry over the poor muslims

>Muslims enter country
>kill americans
>this is complicated

Oh look a britcùck defending the muslim horde
http://youtu.be/Dao89RedIco

>>17057766
but anon #notallmuslims #religionofpeace

White people are a cancer. Immigration is the antidote.

>>17057144

Thats fucking hilarious

Politics of fear.

Mass immigrant rape gangs in Britain, muslim violence and violent ideologies in Britain, just yesterday, more terrorist attacks in Britain.

Oh God, it's just fear.

>>17057776
|
|>
|3
|

>>17057776
This mindset, which is all too real, will be the downfall of Europe. Most of the US isn't quite dumb enough to fall for it yet.

#islamlivesmatter

>relatively normal person
>muslim
pick one, art

File: image.jpg (131KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 800x600px

"Good Muslims"

Amy isn't Tweeting tonight. I hope that she's OK.

>>17057799
Shut the fuck up, you insufferable faggot. No one cares about this dyke bitch.

>portugal abducted by robotic creatures

>they were over 3 feet in height

wow how descriptive

Fuck you blueberries

Amy should just take over Art Bell's time slot. she's bae

>>17057810
Robo Loompas

>>17057813
>she's bae
go be 13 somewhere else

Wow temperature drops below 60 degrees. What?

penetrate the body

>>17057813
And you're a fucking idiot.

>>17057813
Why do you talk like a ghetto nigger?

Red Rider

liberals literally triggered

This guest blows!

>>17057853
He's a britcùck what do you expect?

>such like
>such like
>such like

Art, cut this guest loose and go to open lines.

Let me get some "ayy lmao's" in.

>>17057854
Yep. That too

File: _HSEMA--.jpg (55KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 512x512px

45 minutes in
i still don't know what Art's show is about tonight. needs more AmyBae

>>17057868
It's about how evil amerikkka is and how Muslims dindu nuffin

was wanting to hear about crazy mind control shit, get alex jones lite instead.

File: pussy_riot.jpg (43KB, 675x380px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 675x380px

Pussy Riot BTFO.

Suicide Watch is on.

Might as well watch CNN.

Show on mind control, talks about ISIS and guns all night.

Stick a fork in Art, he is done.

Put Hoagland in Art's spot.

>>17057904
>wanting to listen to a gun grabbing faggot

ultimately benefits the nwo jooz.

>muh imperialism

>>17057868
I would shoot my cum all over her face and make her clean my bathroom with my cum drying on her face.

Is Amy fat or not. Please provide proof with yor response.

Based Assad.

>>17057908
Ted Nugent, please go.

File: image.jpg (188KB, 1425x1250px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1425x1250px

>>17057914

File: CRLoYENUsAAMbaz.jpg large.jpg (16KB, 365x393px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 365x393px

>>17057904

File: 1449123809139.jpg (12KB, 200x218px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 200x218px

Fuck everything
anti-American cunts fake media events and take-over muh radioz

Lines?
A queue you retard britbong

>>17057921
Get raped by a pack of wild niggers

Art doesn't understand throwing up, with over consumption of pot by new users.

Oh Art, he's British! You should have said "long queues"!

Art is so completely baffled by British syntax, might as well employ a translator

>>17057934
Oh, this sounds like Mel Gibson.

>>17057935
does that happen? i've never met anybody that throw up after smoking weed

>>17057926
100% of those countries were made better for it.

File: Michi-kaku.jpg (19KB, 596x212px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 596x212px

worst Art Bell show ever?

you know, going over the guest description, i don't see what qualifies him as an expert on anything but film.

#refugeeswelcome
http://youtu.be/Dao89RedIco

>>17057949
hard to pick a worst show lately. this is up there.
but but isis
but muh imperilism

both retards

>>17057949
Yea

>>17057949
Top five worst.

Though the dream therapy broad he had on a few weeks ago, leads my list.

>>17057949

were you there for three hours of lightbulb-eater-guy?

Is the chaga girl a QT3.14?

is she a pristine product?

>>17057945
I've seen people puke from the dank.

>>17057949
The one after the san barbadiego shooting was pretty bad.

we should make the show worth it when he opens lines. where's the canadian that gets triggered when art talks about isis? he should call.

File: 16460_754551774622792_5085784109445138881_n.jpg (35KB, 431x417px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 431x417px

>>17057960
>>17057960


Wait what.


explain please

>>17057966
arts best caller ever,mr nypd was on tho

File: 1447224023215.jpg (58KB, 450x472px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 450x472px

>barfing from weed
anti-weedsemites please go and stay go

no art, that's just muslims being retarded savages

>>17057968
>muh black flags from Khorasan
I know who you're talking about

>>17057970
Yeah mr. put tsa on every corner

File: DanNo.png (28KB, 112x112px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 112x112px

>>17057968
No we don't need the syrup slurper.

Indoctrination is not mind control you senile bastard. Goddamn it Art fix your shit.

>>17057977
i lost a lot of respect for art that night

art is literally pissing his pants he is so afraid of isis

i bet he's a gooner

open lines stat

>>17057978
i feel you, i just want someone to fuck with this film nerd who's selling himself as a mind control expert

>>17057984
Yeah, he just agreed with everything nypd said. I thought Art was a lolbertarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojcoKnTGf4s

ISIS is literally the result of meme magic.

>>17058001

Such amazing.


wow

>be eurokek
>see guns on TV
>have to risk life to try one

hey x is the exception art, fuck off

I'M SO TRIGGERED AT THIS

File: sdfsgf.jpg (31KB, 200x193px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 200x193px

>trying to reason with savages

britkuk pls

>this guest

zzzz

File: me-phone.jpg (238KB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 640x426px

Seriously is Art Bell drunk?

>>17057969
A guy ate a lightbulb. On the radio.

>Tell them it's wrong
Struck me oddly hearing this but I expected no less

I hope he at takes callers soon. That should be good for a laugh at least.

If you want to know about mind control check out Alan Watt. http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com/

another of heather's triumphs.

we are literally being mind kontrolled by chinese hackerz, i can;t believe people do not see this

>>17058048

He should have done that shit on noory's show.

I'm hearing the show but holy shit I can't pay attention to it. Fuck this guest sucks.

Doesn't Fart know that isis is created by usa & israel?

>>17058061

I can see "it" but I don't believe "it"

>>17058066
That is beyond his knowledge anon.

>>17058063
You hit it right on the nose.

goddamn, i hope a bunch of rednecks call in

>>17058076

That is exactly what's going to happen

>>17058076
Maybe if I stand outside to get phone service

>>17058063
Heather doing the great booking of guests.

>>17058076
This would maybe redeem tonight.

>>17057746
Sauce on picture?

i wish Bill Hicks was still alive

i thought this guy was supposed to be a magician or something.

Assad is based.

File: image.jpg (11KB, 252x161px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 252x161px

Art seems bored with this guest

>>17058104
This dude is just shitposting on the show. He is literally australia at this point.

>>17058104
lol no one knows whats happening with this fag

>evil black things.
Das rayciss.

>>17058101
Why? He'd be on the "we just need to give the poor terrorists jobs and understanding" side of the fence like the leftist moron he was.

>>17058105
He was democraticly elected and is well liked in Syria.

I love how Art absolutely cannot handle the amount of facts this guy is laying down. He just can't separate fact from opinion. Because he's aware of U.S Foreign Policy blunders Art thinks he doesn't like the USA. Fucking hell, Old Man.

>>17058108
he's not really though.
he's pretty much right.
talking about "mind control" Art is literally using the talking points of a MSM/ intel agency mind control victim

its funny how much art doesnt like assad and his qt wife

File: kighvqtCdocy1ppxPJeilZn8o1_400.jpg (128KB, 400x455px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 400x455px

open lines when

im sick of these shows about isis

This guest trolled old man Art into the shadow realm

also amy

>2chicastan

>>17058135

When I said I wanted a japanese wife, I didn't mean a weaboo wife what the fuck she isn't even my wife anymore

>saw a giant green bean in the sky

was this person high

Is this show going to get any better? Is Art always like this now?

i always want to watch life of brian after hearing that commercial

>>17058147
no yes

Just lumen my shit up Art

>>17058147
i blame bellgab tbqh

Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.

>>17058170
no

>>17058170
always sending death vibes to you, anon. i think about you every night.

>>17058169
Why? I'm not familiar with what they do other than shit talk everyone who isn't Art.

>isis
It's your own govt. you dumb fuck

>Masters degree in Film Studies, studied Psychology and Media Production for his BA Honors
Ok let's get red pilled by Film studies guys

>>17058176

Do you every worry he is the one sending death vibes to us?

>>17058186
this is really what's annoying about this. the guy has made some decent points, but its all pretty basic. feel like i'm watching a college kid's youtube videos on politics and the media. why is he worth having on as a guest?

>>17058196
I'm guessing they couldn't find anyone interesting.

How long until we go to the phones?

>>17058203
i think heather is just terrible at her job

>>17058209
He used to be legendary, how is she not capitalizing on that?

America has been at war 223 yrs. of it's 229 year existence.

>>17058214
239

>>17058212
right. and art has had his share of terrible guests in the past, but at least make them crazy terrible, like the guy who travelled to planets with vibrations or some shit. at least that's entertaining.

>>17058212
She's terrible at her job.

>>17058209
tomorrow we will get a woman who astral projects into garden gnomes

>>17058209
Yeah I gotta agree with that. Maybe she just doesn't have the connections but she probably is just bad at her job.

File: b ,b.png (12KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 500x500px

>>17058224
Cool

>>17058221
That guy was at least hilarious with his level of insanity.

>>17058224
>here's a garden gnome's opinion on isis
>i represent their political views

>>17058209
Heather fucking sucks, so does Amy. Shitty idiot groupies fighting for attention

>>17058236
oh god pls no

Did any of you listen in the 90s?

This show is way more /pol/ than /x/. Is hoagie gonna do /x/ shit tonight?

Art doesn't know a goddamn thing......all this shit is common knowledge.

>>17058246

Yes, obviously it was better

>>17058247
hoagie is going to stare at rocks on pluto. not that i'm complaining. i like those shows for some reason.

>>17058246
do you even mel's hole?

>>17058246
I torrented a lot of his old shit but I cherry pick the shows I listen to so it's mostly good.

>>17058246
Yeah, it was pretty good. Wish i would have appreciated it more back then.

>>17058250
The 90s was the prime decade for paranormal stuff though. After that it was all downhill.

>>17058255
Space shit is better than this shit.

>>17058263
This guest is literally just babbling at this point. You would think Art would have the sense to open lines at this point.

Spasm

>>17058261
>muh chupacabras
>muh phoenix lights
>muh bob lazar
>muh john lear
>muh bugs bigfoot guy

I agree with you, anon.

>>17058266
*by now

this guy is putting me to sleep

>>17058269
yes it worked alot better when there was no internet.

How much would it cost to buy dark matter radio and fix this shit?

>>17058278
$100 or so probably at this point.

>>17058276
For sure. Then you had the mystery and shit instead of looking up a guest and seeing he/she was full of shit.

I refuse to research malachi martin because of that.

>>17058278
give them 50 bucks and a 12 pack, and its all yours

Oh hold, now.

Going to ask Art how he is doing.

>>17058285

Father Martin was actually pretty legit as far as guests go.

>Tupac conspiracies
Fucking kill me

File: 1446676052822.jpg (9KB, 303x276px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 303x276px

>Justin Bieber wasn't an organic explosion

I think he very much was made through an organic explosion

>>17058299
He was a pretty good guest.

>>17058297
Is that it?

>>17058299
Nice. Thanks for that, anon.

George Knapp is the only one that seems to do interesting shows lately

>"and such like"

>>17058309
>>17058309

Full disclosure though, a few weeks ago Art did have a guest on that claimed Malachi Martin also worked with the CIA as some sort of messenger or delivery boy

>>17058310
How often is he on c2c? I really like his shows.

>>17058309
MM was likely offed because he was a legit source and upset the people that he claimed took over the Vatican
And he was CIA

>>17058317
only on the weekends

>Australians.

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

>>17058310
because Knapp is a real journalist.

>>17058297
No, I am going to ask to understand why even call it mind control, and not just call it influence and indoctrination.

They are so different meanings.

>>17058314
>>17058318
Maybe I will do some research. Sounds pretty interesting.

govt shill on the line

File: stars-night-920-9.jpg (241KB, 920x718px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 920x718px

6/10 this guy is probably a real mercenary.

That film degree really showing itself

>>17058326
I'm leaning towards 4/10 at this point. The black water guys I knew were just like normal soldiers/marines. They just got out of the military for a better payday.

"widely believed"
"practically proven"
"red flags"
no facts

If Art wants to save MITD he needs to do:

1) Fire the ineffective land whale producer and hire a professional.
2) Distance himself from Bellgab. They can only bring him down.
3) If he's unfamiliar with a subject at least "wing it" better. He's asking Noory tier questions.
4) Lighten up a little about the phones.

https://youtu.be/6KT0I0DXLeQ?list=WL

>>17058340
I swear if he ever asks "could it have been an angel?" I'll shit a turkey.

>>17058340

we should all email him this

Wormhole if possible.

>>17058340


Also he needs to be able to, if discussing current issues, be able to have people on who perhaps have a differing view. This guy is stating U.S and British Operations that are factual but Art thinks they are anti-American opinions because he's spouting things that happened.

https://youtu.be/qDiOTgf33cI

https://youtu.be/yYmgQo3-FFo

>cults for political gain

Thats us /x/

/x/ the honey pot

Damn this bitch is blue pill

https://youtu.be/0faesFvCr9I

*tips glasses*

>>17058363
>>17058356
>>17058350
>more of this garbage
No thanks

>misplaced loyalty
>ahhh
>uhm
>love of a women

If the next caller isn't any good I'm turning this shit off.

>>17058383
This shit is getting kind of funny. Art is treating his callers like kindergartners.

>>17058383
I turned it off 30 minutes ago. Waiting for Hoagie: The man who continually outperforms Art.

it's true Art

File: openlinesfam.jpg (66KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 640x360px

>unrelated sorry

just had a brainfart

>The Mark of the Beast
16And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead,

is it possible that our apple smartphones are the mark of the beast?

an apple with a bite taken out of it is a sure biblical reference and the serpent was responsible for this

smartphones are equivalent to eating from the tree of knowledge- a scenario that one could argue humanity may have been better off without

history truly repeats itself

>mark on your right hand
>logo touches your right hand when operating
>iPhone confirmed the mark

idk guys, it's 2:30 here and i'm tired but this is a fun theory to play around with, i'm sure that i am not the first to think it up

what is this fags point

holy shit

i hate this caller so much

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25181085/nfl-teams-received-54-million-from-defense-department-in-last-4-years

>>17058400
>>17058402
Ayy lmao he has such a bad case of word salad

What's on Hoagie tonight? Anything's gotta be better than this.

>unity sports
>everybody wins

what a fagtron

>"I think that the media makes money"
>"tribalism"
>"we're all in this together"
>"Unity Sports"

come on man.

>>17058409
i knew this and was waiting for him to say this and he completely dropped the ball lol

Everyone does not win in high school musicals

>>17058397
You get out much?

>NFL makess people to buy guns and join the military
>NFL and NRA makes people rally to tribalism
>unity sports
>hur dur i dont make sense one bit

>>17058414
I grabbed my phone to post something like this

>BASED AMY

>>17058413
Oh hold, if I get on I am going to say I believe that unity sports caller was probably the last picked in PE, and he is calling Art from his c.uckshed while jamal is inside his house with his wife, while he makes unity sports participation trophies.

I will then transition into saying his experiment of hiring a poster on an Art Bell fan forum to be his producer isn't working.

File: 1449031509394.jpg (66KB, 680x958px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 680x958px

>>17058414
>>17058421
samefag

File: georgenoorypepperonipiz.jpg (135KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 300x300px

>>17058418
yea, i'm a successful guy in the world's eyes and my own for the most part. getting stem phd and am social- gf and the whole nine yards. i find /x/ stuff to be self created entertainment.

don't straw man me bro

KING OF CHAGA

>>17058435
It was suppose to be a reply to that actually; an affirmation reply

CHAGA !!!!!

>>17058432
kek

bob crane sounds like such a faggot

ARTIC HCUNGA

File: amy sucks.jpg (29KB, 470x264px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 470x264px

>tfw you automatically hit the mute button the minute you hear Amy's voice.

>>17058449
bob crane is a saint

File: bob%20%283%29.jpg (54KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 960x720px

>>17058449
He literally wasn't, and wanted everyone to know.

>>17058438

>stem phd

you aren't the same guy that claimed to be a physics prodigy a few weeks back are you?

>>17058462
lol

>>17058459
same here anon

File: 51zSCVlZzRL._SX366_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg (44KB, 368x499px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 368x499px

Why do some people have no taste?

>>17058409
>>17058415
Art Bell confirmed shill

The only Whitley Strieber book I've ever read was Warday.

This sounds like the canadafag

File: 1423593308332.png (324KB, 638x350px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 638x350px

>>17058459
>tfw there will be no mute button for Amy's screaming when she's locked in your trunk while you drive into the Area 51 railgun fire

listen to this fag asking for permission to like action movies

these last 3 hours were like pulling teeth

>>17058484
This guy is bluepill af

File: breaking.jpg (29KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1200x630px

>>17058469

no, i don't call radio shows about dresden spheres

If you want to know about mind control check out Jay Dyer http://jaysanalysis.com/ https://www.youtube.com/user/jaydyer

> Or a terrible Chinese cartoon web forum


oh hi /x/

holy shit, thank you anon!

>KEK SHED
>JAMAL

art just laffin

File: 1445564452366.jpg (43KB, 375x599px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 375x599px

Hulk Hoagland thread when?

>heather btfo

God dammit /x/
Don't attack his producer, he'll just get pissy and skip tomorrow's episode.

Art is full fatty kek mode.

You did the right thing anon, but I wasn't ready to hear this truth.

File: image.jpg (18KB, 187x250px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 187x250px

Picked last in p.e. Hahahaha

damn it /x/ i been lurking /pol/ listening to art bell and fell asleep on the couch. Then i heard this guy say kek so i had to come on here to see if i heard right.

>>17058497
Not as a caller. i mean in these general threads. there was some guy calling himself a "physics prodigy" spouting out half baked nonsense until he basically got laughed out of the room. he kept burying himself deeper and deeper in his own BS while trying to taunt others.

not saying it was you, but it was pretty fucking funny.

File: kd12.jpg (53KB, 500x300px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x300px

/x/ found a way

Anyone have a recording? I would like to hear myself on Art's Show hearing what is sounds like.

ayyyy lmao

>ayy lmao!

AYY LMAO

Someone just got skool'd on mind control by whoever da fuck this is on art's show.

ayyy lmao

>AYYYYY EL EM AY OH

>>17058534
you dun good, anon

>halftime shows are occultic
Damn, sounds like I missed a great episode.

That's not how Ayyyy LMAO works.


You have to open up with a strong AAAAYYYYYYYYYY like the fonz and then start laughing like a stoner surfer, not actually pronounce out the letters of the acronym.

5/10 I guess since you got it on air

>>17058549
So may different ways.

One day I will get it right.

I actually pronounce the words ;Laughing My Ass Off.. after saying aaaayyy..

lmao just doesn't work in spoken word.. its strictly effective in text which is shorthand for speech anyway... from now on say out the words the letters represent.

>>17058552
No matter how you say it, someone will claim you said it wrong.

File: Amy Martin Nov 6th 2015 - fun new haircut .jpg (90KB, 600x934px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 600x934px

I'VE GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU ALRIGHT, AMY!

art is pissed as fug

http://jamesfetzer.blogspot.com/2015/05/why-ringos-confession-we-replaced-paul_11.html

>>17058555
Rule #1 is no bad language. He'll cut you off.

>>17058558
That's a basic pleasure model if I've ever seen one.

>>17058552
Don't worry, you done good anon

>>17058558
She's got to be fat.

>>17058569
Kek

Hoagie thread?

File: Amy Martin's current twitter profile pic.jpg (32KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 512x512px

>>17058573

>>17058563
spooky

>>17058583
Confirmed ice cream spoon carrier, she's an absolute walrus

MAKE THE HOAGLAND THREAD! MAKE IT NOW BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS! IF YOU MAKE THE THREAD AFTER THE SHOW STARTS THEN IT'S A BAD OMEN. YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD WILL DIE!

>>17058583
She could probably hang a ladle off that booger factory

Time for the main event, Hoagie

>>17058590
>>17058599

>>17058432

I can actually confirm, I called in before this bro. Your call was way better than mine, anon.

>>17057133
>a qualified hypnotherapist, and past life regressionist
That just means no qualification. hypnotherapist and regressionist degrees consist mainly in dropping money and recieving a b-shit title that enables you to nothing.
> considered an expert on mind control
By who? Mind control like in Pepsi head advertising director or like in 'your eyelids feel heavy right now'?
>has been studying the history of this dark art and its application by military and government intelligence agencies across the globe for many years
Yeah, again, nothing backing up his knowledge. For all I read he could be a basement-dweller reading creepypastas

NO RESPECT FOR FAKE ACADEMICS