Glitch in The Matrix

>>17052300
OP not sucking dick

one time i looked in the mirror and swore i saw a mystical old chinese man staring back at me but then i realized i was just really high

>>17052300
Yeah i've seen this fucking thread a few dozens times

Being ignorant to shit around you and not understanding how your brain fills in the blanks: the thread

yes. i have PLENTY of glitch stories.

like this one time i talked to a girl who was 18 and 30 minutes later i saw her again and she was suddenly a small kid. happend a few months ago.

Not so much a story as is an experience. I feel as though all this has happened before.
Can't really explain its just the dejavu and dreams coming real is kinda getting to me. I feel as though we somehow were further in time but were thrown back to about 4-5months ago.. And now we are here.. Not sure what changed during the "reboot?".

>>17052467
OP not being a faggot

>>17052805
this to be honest family

one of my friends says everytime he go's 2 sleep he sees ''white people'' put something on head

>>17052833
Underrated paedo humour, right here

>>17047844
here it is faggot

I was standing at a bus stop waiting for my friends, when I heard a noise that sounded like a bus. So I looked to my left, but my view was the same. I'm not sure how to explain that shit, but I turned my head, and everything in my view turned with me. Then I blinked and my view was normal.