>2am >Wake up to a thumping under the bed

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>>17048201
Op is kill

>>17048201
Thanks OP. 1.45am here and I'm just off to bed.

>>17048201

Hopefully the rape demon has arrived. I'm bored.

>>17048255
rape demons are nice. The straight kind...

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But my mattress is on the floor

has happened to me before, but I was too lazy to care

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>>17048201
>it's actually your parents having sex on the washer in the basement

>>17049924

came in to say this

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>>17048201
I sleep on the floor.

>>17049990

>joke's on OP

>>17048201
Tell the demons to stop fucking each other and go the hell back to sleep.

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>start having a semiconscious dream
>voice tells me to hide my left arm in shirt and wake up
>I force myself to wake up and find my left arm tucked inside my shirt

Fuck yeah! I have dream powers! I can...wait, isn't this my older room as a kid?

>wake up for real this time
>mfw