>door opens by itself

>>17044930
Your dog Jumps in bed with you and licks your face ~ fin

>>17044933
Snail* ftfy

>>17044933
sequel
dog leaves
go back to sleep
wake up at 3 am
>wait I don't have a dog
WHO WAS DOG

>>17044933
then after you have sex with it you realize you never had a dog

>>17044952
GET DA SUCC
SUCC EM DRY
SUCC IT GOOD
SUCC IT LONG

>>17044966
You're going to some gods hell lol

>Your kid is sleeping peacefully in his room
>There's an audio clip of a real baby crying on the TV
>/x/ will be too young to understand this

>>17044979
and so are you for wishing me eternal damnation, you little demon.

>>17045026
I will drag you with me into the worst hell there is.

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>>17045054
ok, kid.

>>17044930
>door opens by itself
>your beautiful blonde wife tells you to calm down
>you turn around and cry because you are a kissless virgin

>>17045026
>>17045054
I wouldn't mess with the demon if I were you, anon. I think he's ganna take you to Super Hell.
You know, the one where it switches your conscience an subconscience minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you know becomes impossible to grasp. Also every ten seconds, it stabs your balls.

>>17045140
>I wouldn't mess with the demon
>Demon instigates me

>Assuming I'm scared.

>Assuming I don't already know I belong to God.
>Assuming I don't know that God IS with me.

>>17045179
Faget

Look what you made me do!

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>>17044930
>It opens by the door

This is a memory I have of when I was a kid
>wake up late at night
>hear somebody whisper something
>look at the door which is open a crack
>see a hand reach out as if it were going to close it
>stare at it for what seemed like an hour
>eventually I just didn't see it anymore
I remember having a bunch of weird fucking dreams that night, so that was probably part of those, but for some reason I could easily tell the next morning that the rest was a dream, but the hand and the whispering didn't feel like it was.

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>>17044930
>Your dog, that was sleeping until now, starts to bark like you have never seen it before. He is barking to the darkness outside of your room.

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>>17045429
Maybe it was sleep paralysis

>be a kid
>have room in the attic with no door, but the stairway leads up to my room
>wake up around 2 or 3 am
>hear a creak from the stairs
>light post outside makes the stairwell kinda lit up
>look at the hole that leads to the stairwell
>see top of a head and eyes wide open staring at me
>close my eyes like trump and the border
>just hear breathing coming closer and closer until it's right up against my ear
>suddenly it stops and i can move again

I still to this day think it was sleep paralysis but fuck me if that didn't make me move my bed to the opposite side of the room.