Glitch in the matrix stories? Anyone?

>>17032931
Bump. I don't have anything major. I've had a few experiences where I'll be watching a rerun of a show and I could swear it turned into a different episode after a commercial break.

>>17032945
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned.

>>17032945
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned.

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>>17032961
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>>17033048
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me. Then I realized I was really really stoned.

>>17033067
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned.

>>17032961
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>>17033076
And it was, like, this dude is MAKING me wanna jack this place.

>>17032945
>>17032945
Same, anon. I remember watching Scooby Doo and The Reluctant Werewolf as a kid and remember halfway through the movie faded out as if going to a commercial but instead the credits started rolling.
>wtf.gif
Another time this happened I was with a friend so I know I wasn't trippin. We were chillin at friends place watching Borat on DVD it was pretty early, around 10pm or so. When the credits started rolling my friend happened to check his watch and it's almost 2am. Borat is NOT 4 hours long. I though he was fucking with me so I checked my phone and sure enough it's the same time as my buddy's watch. We both wtf'd out then continued watching movies.

I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical Korean man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned

>>17033085
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned.

>>17032931
One day when I was still in high school, I fell into some kind of weird trance. I was on my knees beside another persons' desk (was in-class group assignment, no space for chair) and all I could see and hear was static. I was still able to think, but not move. I got in trouble for it because the teacher thought i was just being lazy for not contributing to the work, scared me for a month...

>>17033085
What did he look like anon?

>>17033106
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned.

>>17033085
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man jacking this place.
Then I realized I was really really stoned.

I rooked in the mirror once and swore I saw an ord mysticar chinese man jacking this place.
Then I rearized I was rearry rearry stoned.

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>>17032961
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>>17033177

>be me
>totally explainable shit happens
>refuse to accept that it could be due to a lack of concentration or lack of awareness or influence of an intoxicating substance
>refuse to accept any other logical explanation
>be spooped out

The other 1% of /x/ can be kind of interesting though

>>17032931

Wouldn't say it's a glitch. Basically, I was in the Architects room with all the screens.

>>17032931
I ate Tacobell and got the shits. I could have sworn only a year or two ago that Tacobell didn't give you the shits. Is this the mandella effect + a glitch at work?

>>17033188

Why don't you just glue some fucking pubes to your neck. It's the same as supporting silly bullshit like this.

Everyone remembers jif peanut butter as jiffy. Bow you can only find it as jif

Berenstein bears ->berenstain bears

Oh and another one where Nelson Mandela was announced dead and then a couple months later where he was announced getting sick.

>>17033085

I understand that reference.

Shitty first season IMO... But I think it will get better eventually... Hopfully.

>>17033328
Anyone??

>>17033126
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old typical fat American man staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really stoned

>>17032931
Turkey is in the European Union? apparently it is now

this may be the first thing to acctually effect world politicks

>>17033328
I remember both..I think jiffy still makes popcorn, but got out of the peanut butter game

>>17033558
Holy shit, I just looked it up and jiffy just never existed as peanut butter?
I have a very vivid memory of being 5 years old in wegmans and dropping a jar of jiffy PB and denting the plastic lid, and my mom told me to get a different jar.. I remember it so vividly because my mom died 2 days later.. I am 100% sure jiffy creamy peanut butter existed in 1990, had a white label with blue trim and lid
This is fucking strange!?!

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>>17033305
Because I get enough hair on it eating out your mom bitch now go make me a fuckin sandwich

>>17033102
thats called a seizure you retard

>>17033188
Im 24 what is this

>>17033668
Fuck you, it only happened the one time, and I was not shaking or foaming at the mouth or anything, was very still the entire time.

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>>17033618
Chill the fuck out

>>17033558 #
Holy shit, I just looked it up and jiffy just never existed as peanut butter?
I have a very vivid memory of being 5 years old in wegmans and dropping a jar of jiffy PB and denting the plastic lid, and my mom told me to get a different jar.. I remember it so vividly because my mom died 2 days later.. I am 100% sure jiffy creamy peanut butter existed in 1990, had a white label with blue trim and lid
This is fucking strange!?!

Your thinking of skippy desu

>>17033693

Retard, it's called "JIF" peanut butter not "JIFFY" peanut butter.

>>17033685
You are really dumb. There are different types of seizures they all dont involve shaking or foaming at the mouth. Sounds like an absence seizure of some sort.

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>>17033618
Really, nigga? Too easy.

>>17033738
Huh, well I didn't know that...sorry then dude...

>>17033749
Dont worry bro. It happens to the best of us. Now you know what you might have experienced. Some people can experience an epileptic episode once and never have it happen again.

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>>17033720
>>17033693
I'm freaking out right now. I remember Jiffy with the blue lid too.

>>17033777
jif crunchy has a blue lid

"Hello Claurice."
"Luke, I am your father."

>>17033742
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>>17033691
Nope, I am aware of jif and skippy, not confusing them
It was jiffy creamy peanut butter
I even sort of remember their commercials
Old woman in a windbreaker suit talking about how easy it was to spread on toast..maybe 1988?
I'd read about Mandela effect before, but never experienced it..sorry if it sounds like I'm freaking out, I'm not, but this is really odd..

>>17033777
>I'm freaking out right now.
Every time your brain accesses a memory it changes it a bit to recollect it. The longer you have the memory and the more often you access it the more details can change to piece it together.

Most of your memories are lies in some way or another. Human memory is not infallible and is extremely prone to suggestion.

>>17033770
It has happened to me a few times, only one time was static, the rest I could see and hear what was going on around me. They would always last at least 10 minutes, so it might be some other sort of seizure or something, i dunno

what a terrible thread, honestly.

>>17033844

What a terrible board.

>>17032931
What's with the mirror spam posts? Is it glitch too?

>>17033328
>mom's like you choose jif

that's been their jingle for forever

>>17033848
What a terrible attitude.

>17032931
I looked in the old chinese man once and swore I saw an old mystical mirror staring back at me. Then I stoned I was really really realized.

I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me. Then I realized I was really really chinese.

i sometimes dream of events that happens in the future. it happened frequently when i was younger. nowadays it occurs 1 maybe 2 times a year.

>>17033742
This is a glitch, wat about the berenstein bears one?

>>17033777
I do too

MANDELA EFFECT IS REAL

http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615

>>17034054
I remember the books as berenstein bears

>>17033328
Jif's been Jif for over 40 years. Anyone who doesn't know that hasn't tasted this God-tier peanut butter, so didn't pay enough attention to its name.

JifFY is the baking mix. There's also a Jiffy Lube.

>>17034080
>baking mix
THAT'S what it was. Thanks anon, I couldn't remember.

I looked in the abyss once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese abyss staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really nilhilist.

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>>17034088

Checked.

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>>17034080
Adding: The Jiffy baking mix place also makes a bunch of cake and muffin mixes in little boxes.

Their colors are white and blue. Name's in blue and white's the main box color. A picture of the thing the mix is supposed to make is also on the front.

The red banner thing across the top is new as of this or last year.

>>17034099
>>17034100

checked

>>17033328
jiffy lube > 15 minute oil change > in a jiffy

>>17034081
You're welcome. I'm a fan of both Jif peanut butter and some of the Jiffy brand mixes, so it's always fresh in my mind.

(Unfortunately, I couldn't find a pic of the signature baking mix with a quick check - just the little box stuff they make.)

>>17033749
grand mal seizure. thank me later.

>>17034120
i beat you to it buddo all of his thanks will be directed to me thank you very much

>>17034120
he was able to think. he wasn't moving at all.

grand mal = loss of consciousness and muscle contractions

>>17034127
Doesn't your suggestion only apply to short bursts of such symptoms? He reports it happening for a fair length of time (around 10 minutes), unless of course there is some sort of time perception distortion happening that he is unaware of...

I looked in this thread once and swore I saw an old mystical shitty copypasta staring back at me.
Then I realised this thread was really really hackneyed.

>>17034154
time dilation occurs in boring situations. Don't you remember highschool?

>>17034158
kek

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>>17033177
I looked in the /x/ once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese dubs staring back at me.
Then I realised I was really really checking them

>>17032961
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw a faggot staring back at me.
Then I realized I was anon.

>>17033328
JIF has always been JIF. You're probably confusing it with SKIPPY peanut butter.

One reason I can confirm this is because back in school, we used to tease this kid name Jeff by singing "Moms like you choose Jeff". We didn't say "Jeffy".

>>17033685
Look up "petit mal".

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>>17034208
Thats what i told him way earlier!

>>17034224
> CTRL-F
> petit mal
> 1 of 1

>>17034208
Symptoms add up, except amount of time. Mine would last for several minutes. Thankfully they are very infrequent.

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>>17034154
Fuck the glitchindamatrix/ancient chinese dude thread this started out as. We've addressed something serious. This dude probably needs to see a neurologist if this is a reoccuring thing.

>>17034229
Petit mal = absence seizure

>>17034229
>also know as an absence seizure.

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>>17034240

I looked in the washer once and I swore I saw my laundry staring back at me
Then I realized I left it in the hamper

>>17034240
Don't worry fellow anon, like I have said before this has only happened to me a handful of times, about 6-7 in my lifetime, I doubt it is anything to worry about.

>>17034229
Ur smart man! u really showed him!

>>17034263
good m8. I go full fish outta water mode with mine and it can lead to some really weird situations so I kind of get into worry mode when I hear about related things happening to others. My aura consists of me doing really weird shit before it gets shaky. Last time I crawled up on top of my friend's fridge before it happened

I could have seriously damaged his fridge.

>>17034278
Wow, interesting, as if you subconsciously sense it is about to happen and prepare for it. Hope it gets better for you.

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>>17033961
>I looked in the old chinese man once and swore I saw an old mystical mirror staring back at me

>>17034287
It's not subconscious. I'm already technically seizing as start to do the weird shit. It's more of an altered consciousness kinda thing. It's gotten better. Part of dealing with seizure disorders is understanding what triggered them. Which I identified and it wasnt white cis males but rather erratic but constant patterns of light and sound.

>>17033956
What a terrible night to have a curse

>>17034263
Dude, one seizure is normal.
6 or 7 is a problem. See a neurologist. You could have an aneurysm or some shit. Or it could happen while you're driving/on a ladder.

>>17034317
Or while having sex.

>>17034317
6-7 over 24 years isn't that bad, but I will consider it

>>17034317
I have a tumor in my brain that causes mine. I like to pretend it is an alien implant when I am shitposting on this board tho.

>>17034317
Or while looking at a mirror

I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw a faggot staring back at me.
Then I realized I was OP.

>>17034327
Shit...hope I dont have a tumor....Maybe I will go to a neurologist...

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I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw a from staring back at me.
Then I realized It was my feels.

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Plane disappears in mid air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8htB_oQFHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXo4jIk9p8

Make of this what you want. I am not claiming its real/fake or anything. I am just dumping two links in a relevant topic so don't even bother trying to start a debate with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxCR2a-sxI

I posted that first. "I looked in the mirror once". Somefag has gone stupid with it. It was off a movie. I can't remember which. Didn't mean to derail your thread OP, but this could be a meme. Go forth and piss people off anons

>>17032931
I looked into the 4chan once and swore I saw an old mystical thread.
Then I realised It was really really samefag

>>17034369
Hope you're fucking proud of yourself

I thought my friend was experiencing a ragdoll physics glitch but then I realised he was having a seizure.

>>17034369
tru memetrains ascend to godhood when they derail.

>>17032931
I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical chinese man staring back at me.
>Its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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I looked in the mirror once and swore I saw an old mystical japanese man staring back at me
Then I realised I am the japanese man and I'm not mystical at all I'm just old

>>17035520
kek

>>17035777
And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yuVm2WJlUY

>>17035781
they obviously have practiced that beforehand

>>17033305
Rekt

>>17032931
Hahaha
It is Kyiv, Ukraine on the pic. My city.

I was driving around late one night with a friend (we were young, just got first car etc so it seemed fun at the time) and we passed a little old lady with a very distinctive bag walking along alone. We kind of made passing comments that it was really late and cold for someone so old to be out but didn't think much more of it.

A few miles along...the exact same woman was walking along! It was definitely her, the bag for a start was a give away but she looked exactly the same in every other way too. We were not under the influence of anything and both literally shit ourselves. We didn't make any turns, we were driving straight down a road. Freaky as fuck.

>>17034263
remember that you sleep about a third of your life so you probably have had more episodes while unconscious.

Saw a car vanish into thin air before my eyes.

We're living in The Matrix.

I had an experience like this. I was in class, the teacher was writing on the blackboard, all pretty normal. Then the teacher's arm passed over the blackboard, but the chalk writing on the blackboard remained visible. It was as if the writing was a separate texture layer that was placed in front of her arm instead of on the blackboard's surface. It was only a split second but it freaked me out.

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>>17033618
Humans over estimated the accuracy of there memories. Most of your childhood memories are completely different form what really happened or didn't even happen at all.

>>17035520
Joke already done before...
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>>17038636
nice try.

>>17033920
it's choosey moms choose jif

>>17034362
You can see the plane overlap the plant near the beginning. Dunno bout the second one.

>>17033328
Me and my dad remember it with an E but my little brother born in 2001 remembers it with an A