People of 4Chan's /x/, what is your paranormal experience?

Example experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0upBqoQP4

I await for your replies...

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Please Note: This is a serious question, I am not joking.

Don't make me wait.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

>>17032046
Who is here?

>>17032054
The Slenderman would get you and kill you.

>>17032039
>>17032046
Don't be impatient. /x/ is a slow board, just bump the thread every few hours or if it goes past page 5 and people will eventually answer. Could take hours, could take days, but once people start talking the thread will progress a bit.

Mind saying why you're looking for paranormal experiences?

>>17032063
I was just asking. I work for the SCP.

>>17032070
Well, I don't have any really paranormal experience aside from a Famous Psychic visiting /x/ and being able to fairly accurately describe my situation with only knowing my name.

I forget the guy's name though. He's got a theory on people and actualization or something where through reincarnation as people move up in like spiritual status, their next life is better in that things tend to go more their way.
Like
>Previous life
>Everything's shitty
>Die
>Reincarnate
>Apparently did something right in past life
>Things aren't very shitty.
And as you go through this things just become easier and you get more of what you want through apparent chance. Or something like that. It happened like last August and my memory isn't that good. That's just what I remember from his assistant saying about the guy.

>>17032070
>I work for the SCP.

Jesus Fuckin' Christ. First time on /x/ I see.

>>17032070
>I work for the SCP

I was gonna ask your underage fuckin' ass a question until I saw this shit

go jerk off to some more markiplier and don't come back until you're 18

>>17032647
Well then, watch this while you are at it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgN8SJKFWFM