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>>17030751
strokes.

>>17030751
This based old man explains it very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSgAXNPann0

>>17030751
Misunderstood episodes of sleep paralysis and/or hoaxes

Throw in some mental health issues

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Transdimensional pranksters.

>>17030751
Time travelers trying to contact their deceased relatives

aliens, that abduct people I guess. That is my theory. lol

It's the other-worlder Commies coming to speak with their Illuminati brothers. Illuminati = Commies

It's a cover for demons. The prophecies in the bible must come true so the government has been playing with the cover up disinformation and then full disclosure game. Spoiler alert: the aliens give you a sweet new implant in your right hand or forehead and teach you the "correct" religion.

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KHHHAAAAAAAAN!!!!

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>>17030751

If an Astronaut found a crab on the moon what's the first thing he'd do..? Bring it home.

What's the second thing he'd do..? Cut the fucker open to see what's inside.

We're the crab, and this is the moon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvAG0y54ooo

>>17031111
oh my god, I've been a crab on the moon this whole time.

>>17030751
Why are they always depicted with four fingers.
The image of one of those hands hovering over my face as I was sleep paralyzed is burned into my brain forever.

>>17031111
Quads confirm I am a crab

>>17030751
They are not aliens

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>>17030751
extradimensional entities trying to break into our reality.

Demons basically.

In many cases, sleep paralysis. In some, not so sure. I definitely don't believe they are demons or even necessarily aliens, but I believe the phenomenon is real, and it could be stranger than we think. I always find it weird how people compare alien abduction to demon encounter. Demons seem to actively try to harm you. Greys, and others, however, don't seem to care about you as anything other than a test subject, a lab rat. That idea is much scarier to me than the idea of a demon encounter.

>>17032704
thats what i think aliens are.

My gf shared her theory with me and I thought it was interesting. She showed me how most movies based off of aliens are meant for the audience to believe the aliens are hostile or at least unsafe. She said they make it like that bc if the time comes where aliens actually reveal themselves to humans, our minds would be trained to view them as hostile or unsafe. I'm not really sure why it matters but I wanted to share.

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I read up somewhere that they're time travelers experimenting on humans and animals. Not gonna lie, it kinda makes sense. It would always explain the "if time travel is real then where are the time travelers" argument. And the fact that they've been spotted all throughout history all over the earth would also back this up.>>17030751

>>17032915
It's a good theory. I hope it doesn't end up like that

>>17031111

>mfw moon crab my entire life

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>>17030751

This is mine; No real aliens, dead ancients humans in space suits. The artificial intelligence from the ship active an aid protocol to address this situation, the first alive human is abducted in the area freezing their movement to not make this to stressful, this fail resetting the operation, countless times from ancients times.


apologies for my English.

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>>17033471
Wtf did you just try to say

DMT

>>17030751
Maybe the military caught an alien

Some want to learn about us, but most seem to try to be creating a hybrid.

>>17030793

I love this guy's voice and the fact that he looks like a Native American.

>>17031610
nephilim had 4 finger, read enoch's book and similar

Maybe they need more dna because they are not enough on their mothership and need to renew the population with new dna. Maybe they cannot travel faster than light and need to live for years on a fucking mothership travelling trough space like a small mobile planet.

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>>17032942
If time travel was possible, we'd be all dead due to germs we would be not immune to.

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>>17032915
what about the movies that don't do that?

ur gf sounds dumb, bro

>>17032942
>It would always explain the "if time travel is real then where are the time travelers" argument
Would it?

Why arent there any time travelers who aren't secretly kidnapping backwoods hillbillies?