Midnight in the Desert

>>17028818
Art bell is a pedo just saying

Niggers tongue my anus desu~~~~

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IT'S HAPPENING!
IT'S HAPPENING!
IT'S HAPPENING!

BALLGAG BACKLASH IS IMMINENT!

Bellgab has been saying for awhile now that the shots fired at Art's home and the stalker are just made up for either ratings or a reason for him to quit! He is pissed!

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>>17028853

After Art said that ballgag then doubled down and told him that Abby Normal was fake too!

>>17028853
>imagian
TRASHED

>>17028861
I agree with them that the mouse likely wasn't real. I don't think Art was making it up deliberately, I think he's 70 and working too hard and he's starting to see shit that isn't real like the shadow person and that mouse.

Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.

>>17028890

i think the mouse was a reincarnation of one of his cats. that would explain why it came out from nowhere and let him see it. more proof for art that reincarnation is real, something he is always looking for.

Does anyone really think Obama has the balls to go toe to toe with Russia in defense of our NATO allies? I don't buy it. He's been nothing but a coward the entire time he's been president, he'll find a way to weasel out of defending Turkey.

>typical Art Bell apocalyptic freak out

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Just got here let's do this, x-philes.

Because no one has ever broken a military treaty before.

>the radio signal contained a faint AYY LMAO

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I am late

Dead thread tonight.

Can someone explain what midnight in the dessert is about?
I see it here most of the time but never bothered to check? Does this guy go and explore the desert at night or what?

>>17028945
Maybe you're dead.

>>17028948
>Does this guy go and explore the desert at night
yeah.

>>17028948
some old guy talks about /x/ tier stuff and sometimes lets people call in

>>17028948
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Bell

The guy is something of an icon in the paranormal community

What happened to that Artie-O card the anons made last week? We've already had the deep emphatic voice!

love cryptid shows. mfw when im a walking humanoid

So that's where the storks get their babies from, they're stealing them from Filipinos!

>>17028993
Unlikely. I think you're more likely a skeleton wearing a human like a meat suit

Aswang doesn't do it for me.

So this guest is just going to agree with whatever Art says.

Art can't honestly believe Bigfoot is real.

There is zero substantiated evidence.

Haha bigfoots

>>17029009
yes, he's one of my favorite cryptid researchers, but hes too nice.

san andreas was shit

the only redeeming factor was datdarrios tits

>>17029020
Clearly you missed the show with the crazy woman that leaves food out for Bigfoot and thinks it's in love with her.

Would you shoot a big foot /x/?

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>Anyone got a hot tip for me?

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>"One day I'm gonna get that filthy animal!"

>>17029012
Noice

>turkroaches in charge of peace

It's just a dimensional slip. In Earth-216-AF, there's a stunt track there.

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in other news, RCH went to jail and tries to cover up it. kek

>>17029050
Oh, who hasn't.

>>17029050
who is dick

>>17029050
I still cannot believe Hoagie tried to claim that he didn't write that book the night he was under attack from BellGab. He sells that book on his website! Of course he wrote it!

>>17029012
Who's Michelle?

>>17029060
He didn't claim that he didn't write the book. The caller said "The Emoluments of Mars" which is spoof title used in a blog that regularly tries to discredit and debunk him, by people on bellgab.

>>17029062
Japanese tranny that calls regularly

>>17029050
Big whoop, probably did a year tops.

>>17029063
Fucking Bellgab and their machinations.

>>17029076
They truly are the worst. I'm not surprised they're starting to turn on Art now, they're a bunch of crazy old people with nothing better to do that concoct nutty theories and pester talk show hosts.

>>17029063
>"The Emoluments of Mars"

The blogger goes by the handle 'expat' on bellgab. Nearly every night he keeps saying that RCH is going to have a breakdown live on air and quit the show.

>asians capture bigfoot and harvest their organs to enhance penis growth

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>You drive a species to extinction for an achievement

Art freaking out over red eyes makes me laugh every single time.

>>17029034
No.

I would only tell friends and family if I did see one.

>>17029034
yes

If you read bellgab threads or that insane 23 page pdf manifesto that they wrote you will see how truly deranged that they are. They really do believe that Art and Richard both do the show just for the bellgab audience.

They are trying to get Hoagland's show cancelled or at least drive him off the air.

They really do think that they really are the only ones that have 19.5 subscriptions and have convinced everyone over there to cancel and they don't understand how RCH can still have memberships if they all cancelled.

After RCH complained about "useless ears" they decided that they were going to turn on all the devices that they have in their home.

They emailed Keith Rowland demanding him to take Hoagie off of the air and he told them to fuck off since RCH is the number two show on his network. They totally misread Keith's email and think that if they can get another show going that Keith will cancel Other Side Of Midnight and put on a bellgab show.

One member named Lasha created a show to compete with RCH but quit after a few weeks because it was too hard.

>>17029020
>There is zero substantiated evidence.

It has the best body of evidence of any cryptid.

>>17029012
dancing queen but no bananarama...

I hate when Art tries to talk about politics.

While the Scree is an omen that there will be much death on the battlefield, so too does the "Kekeke" represent that your shit is about to be rekt by Koreans.

>>17029124
I tried to read some of it and it was a bunch of bullshit and various barely tangent forum posts.

I wouldn't mind if RCH was more honest with his actual audience though. He makes trivial lies about things that would be easy to explain, if he showed some humility once in a while he could win over more listeners and easily get the upper hand over his detractors

This guest is so bad at presentation Art is having to coach him through the interview.

>>17029154
Hence "It don't come easy" as the song during the last break.

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MOTHMAN DID 911

flying humanoids did 9/11

anyone know what this 911 photograph is they're talking about?

>>17029012
Needs Tasty Canadians

>>17029166
That looks like a dragon. Dafuq? It's like the ending of Angel.

>>17029054
Dick is a common short form of the name Richard.

>>17029166
mothman obviously planted the thermite and skedaddled

nothing but the best guests for art huh

Mothman is a false flag. The Mossad did 9/11.

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I would fuck the shit out of a mothwoman

>Art talking about an army of mothmen
He really is losing it.

How do we kill the mothman?

>>17029190
I would not.

Antennae are kind of cute tho.

>>17029197
laser beams

>>17029197
Mind bullets.

i hate this type of shit. whens art going to have a guest with some substance.

>>17029206
That's telekinesis, Kyle.

>>17029207
Never?

>>17029207
this guy is bounds better than much of the shit that has been on in the last 2 weeks

>>17029207
El Chupacabra not your bag?

>>17029213
The Sayray guy was fun.

>>17029067
>>17029062
He's not japanese he's a fucking weeaboo tranny that lives in japan. Art doesn't really understands how trannies work (or he has nostalgia from banging ladyboys) and his yellow fever kicks in and lets him talk on and on.

>>17029216
HUE

>>17029213
yeah he pretty well spoken no doubt.. listening to this stuff just makes me feel retarded

>>17029208
Mind Bullets!

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>>17029208
Mah person of melanin privilege.

Don't be afraid to pick up that phone /x/

Calling in to ask him about Gnomes and if he thinks Mexicans being shit Catholics is why there are flying things all over.

>penetrate the body 8 inches

Pretty quiet night tonight considering the topic. Where the fuck is everybody?

>>17029283
MIB got to them and now they are scared.

>>17029283
C2C

>>17029283
In El Chupacabra's belly.

>>17029283

I'm here.

>34/mtf/Japan

>>17029283
Are Cryptids really popular? I'm not very interested but listen to every show.

>>17029298
Not as popular as the Hubrids apparently.

>>17029308
That's a very pressing issue.

>>17029283
Off and on here. Also chilling with the roomies. They know I need time for muh radio show

>slash x

TOP KEK

SLASH X

we slash x nao

wow an x-phile on the air

inb4 Bellgab backlash

What the FUCK
It's EX

Live and direct shout out

>>17029326
>>17029327
Zoooouuhhhfaglogical?
Guys please take the dildo out of your ass or wipe the cum away that dick you just sucked before talking to Art.

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"It's better you don't know"

Anon your fucking faggot, pick up the can of sphaggetti off your shoes and tell him his a fanbase on 4chan

>>17029326
>>17029327
>>17029328
Well what the fuck do you call it? I just say "X," and even last time someone said "god damnit it's slash-x-slash!"

Nigga that shout out doe

>slash x

Just...

>>17029333
Fucking newfag mang.

>>17029339
I DEMAND RETRIBUTION

>>17029340
You just tell him he has a fanbase amongst Anonamouuse and he'll freak out in excitement.

>running away

>>17029347
You can type it out as /x, /x/, x
If you want to be gay and anal about it FORWARD SLASH X

At least someone went for it. Do better, fagets.

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>slash x
>ran away

>>17029353

I was trying to be polite, I don't like behaving like Michelle and string half-questions along in order to suck up air time.

dude just fucked off when art was trying to grab him!

>>17029352
That wasn't me calling by the way. Also, why the hell did you run away at the end anon who called?

Good call, Art was interested in knowing about the place.

>>17029356
Also /x]

Art wanted to know about slash x. lets get him shitposting with us.

>>17029362

I know when to get off the air. I didn't hear Art trying to tell me to stay because when I call in, when I speak it totally cuts him off and when he speaks it totally cuts off my audio.

I got my answer, he was just going to ask me a Travelocity Gnome-related joke anyways.

SLACKECKZ

The /x/ caller was awful.

Good job anon, that will eat away at his head slowly.

>>17029360
Good job, anon. You didn't embarrass yourself and did us proud by asking a good question.

>>17029371


>How to spot the Bellgabber: The Post.

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Love me some spoopy shit

>>17029360
It's okay man, you did alright. Thanks for asking about gnomes

>>17029369
Eh, I have no room to criticize; not that I'd want to. Kind of sucks when, if you're at least semi-serious, someone kicks the wind out of your sails with a crummy joke.

>>17029381
> I have no room to criticize;
yeah you don't, your calls are fucking awful faggot

>>17029376
Too easy. Barfly fagging it up

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>The day /x/ was kucked

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>mfw michelle is better than bellgab

>>17029387
for a bunch of dudes who seem to detest the other board so much you sure like to monitor and screen cap em

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>>17029388

Just call it the paranormal board on 4 chan

>>17029377
This.
>mfw
Seriously sitting in the comfiest chair in the world right now. It's been my reading chair for the past 25 years. Anyone else that sits in for more than half an hour falls into a peaceful sleep. It was my grandma's and I inherited it.

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>zoom
>enhance

That Joe Jackson.........

>>17029393
Internet radio drama is fun, though.

Besides, they started it.

anyone doing a bingo card tonight?

>>17029408
agreed but id rather all denizens of the internet join force in enjoying arthur bell and that wacky Richie Hoggie

What happened to psychic treadmill repairman?

>>17029124
whoa, what is the link for pdf manifesto?

>>17029413
probably went out of business

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>>17029393
how else are we supposed to make fun of all your stupid normie forum user shit?

>>17029409
Scroll up friend.

OH SHIT

HE KNOWS

>>17029124


All of this is true and more. It's really pathetic how deranged they are- on the other hand I have sadly had to deal with deranged elderly people before.

He knows

COVER BLOWN

Art going all in. It's happening

Slash x guy lmao

>>17029012
We should put some velvet morning or Johnny cash on this board, too

Hairy X guy representin'

jeez dude! 4chan guy!

Hue, he found you!

>>17029415
God every one of these threads is like deja vu all over again

The only thing you fags left out tonight so far is hate for Amy

Mothman fucked Ken's stream.

oh shit, anonymoose shut down arts show after mentioning 4chan

>>17029415
It's also worth reminding that it was wrong and unprecedented to fire Ross. The whole thing was a power trip and Hoagland may be literally insane.

Shhhh guys be quiet. At least he doesn't know we're Anonymous yet.

OH SNAP
ARTHUR BELL HAS OUTED 4CHAN
i wonder what art's favest dank memes are

>say 4chan on air

>mic does demonic noises

pottery

>>17029421
He might have fixed all the treadmills and retired

Hey, I'm not a cryptid, I'm a bear!

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Based Art with shout out to /x/.

Indird Cold calling in...

some of you are OK .. don't go to the Milfy Way tomorrow..

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>>17029436
But we love Amy, she's sexy.

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>>17029124
>Lasha created a show to compete with RCH but quit after a few weeks because it was too hard
stay Hoaggied my friends

>texas is basically mexico

kek at least he is honest

>>17029451
Thanks senpai.

>i encourage people to promote 4chan

its all over guys

>>17029436
The fucking rod serling wannabe whore dyke that she is. Her and her massive jew snout, probably better off eating ants than trying to be dramatic while slurring through the articles Keith already posts on arts site.

How I loathe that bitch.

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What have I done.

I'm so sorry.

I missed the /x/ caller. How autistic was he? How much shame did he bring us?

>>17029439
Go to bed, Ross.

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Thanks art, now even more of the bellgab shitty ugly 60 year old cat ladies are gonna come here

>Even 4chan
Art just keked 4chan

>>17029461
none at all actually, you should have been taking notes

>>17029458
Bruh you just described every woman ever. You don't loathe that bitch, you loathe all bitches.

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what % of the people ITT are from Bellgab?

>>17029461


It was Cow Farmer.

>>17029458
You need some nice warm cocoa and a comfy blanket to take that edge off.

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>even 4chan
I'm so glad I'm here tonight.
/x/-tan for Art.

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>Just like the gnomes

lel

>>17029469
im gonna say 95%. i play both sides of the chan fence, bruh.

dude wants to bang bigfoot

>>17029461
called us slash x instead of cambodian finger painting forum

>>17029474
Thanks for a rare x-tan.

>>17029453
Hoagie has been doing good shows lately, so much for him failing and getting worse

>hey can we get big foot preggos
I think this guy had sex with one and the condom broke.

>>17029471
I've got a glass of scotch and am about to make a fire. I feel better now. Thanks, anon.

>>17029470
He should keep that going, I want an update on the dowry.

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>>17029479

>Just like the gnones

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>crossbreed with a sasquatch
>tfw no qt3.14 snow ape gf

>>17029488
you think that show about the fucking boat was a good one? you like to listen to QVC while jerking off too, i bet

>>17029480
I've never even seen bellgab and you ass rangers should shut up about or just go there

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Bellgab trying to slide /x/ CONFIRMED

>>17029495
Shut up, you fag.

Hoagie is love, hoagie is life.

>>17029488
I didn't like that one, but the JFK show was pretty good recently. I have jerked it too some of those broads from QVC in the past, desu.

>>17029500
one (1) bolo enema coming up for you.
hoagie is best kept on a leash, at a safe distance, for his 19.5 teeth will never affect my way of thinking

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Well done lads. I just heard the /x/ caller. Art Bell shout out to 4chan
11/30/15

>>17029498
It's Bartleflea and his sup3r leet linux hacking skillz, totes obv

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>>17029487
Glad you like it as much as me. Have my other favorite rare. Always gives me a nostalgic kek.

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>>17029506

Hoagie lets me discuss Zionism and 9/11, The true reason for Pot's prohibition, and lets me tune my guitar live on air. Hoagie is like a Saint Bernard- nice and friendly.

I know that you're reading this, bellgab. If you successfully harass RCH off of the air we will burn you down to the fucking ground.

>>17029469
Bellgab has pissed of more people here than they've made friends with, and this community is larger by far.

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>they think they can stop Hoagzilla

>>17029511
>Hoagie lets me discuss Zionism and 9/11

Are you the caller that got in a "/pol/ is always right" in the other week?

>>17029512
[shots fired]
we bellgabbers (please call us The Overlords, as we were instrumental in bringing art back, let's not kid about that) will outlast you

You have about half of the information you need to be accurate. Art wants Hoagland the fuck off his network after what happened so he mobilized Bellgab to troll the show.

Good episode tonight but man I hate those callers with lame questions.

>>17029512
i highly doubt a bunch of geriatrics and overweight women are going to do much

>hovering bat

>>17029519

No, I was the guy that called in before that and talked with Dr. Farrell for about 10-15 minutes, and somehow got him to admit that Zionists work with Nazi's and the Yakuza also work with the Nazi's in a Jew-Nazi-Triad-Yakuza worldwide conspiracy.

>>17029511
>Hoagie let's me discuss Zionism
Where can I listen?
Also, you know him personally?

>>17029520
>as we were instrumental in bringing art back
This is how deluded they are.

>>17029522
Art should show mercy. I beg him.

>>17029505
His Islam shows were very good too. The guest on Monday of that week was one of the best I heard on his show.

Oh, and that reminds me, third hour for hoagie is probably not gonna happen anytime soon. Keith seemed pissed I even asked and went off that he doesn't have enough help with the network and no money to hire help.

does Art even know what 4chan is yet?

>>17029511
But, he is evil. He no give birthday shoutouts.

HumminBat

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>>17029522
Oh I get it now, you're one of the delusional ones from BellGab that thinks Art is sending secret messages to you.

>>17029522
>Art wants Hoagland the fuck off his network

The network is Keith Rowland's, newfriend.

Can I call in?
Are you guys recording I want to do a prank call.

>>17029525
>women
Look, just because the average /x/phile has tits doesn't mean this board is filled with women.

>>17029529
we will never forget
we will always chip in to pay for advertisements in times square when art has a big announcement
we will always investigate every single nuance in arts voice and read way too much into it
do not disrespect the Overlords

>catholic nun taking schoolgirls through the bush

>>17029541
Do it
:)

>faking intruders for ratings
ISHYGDDT

>>17029522
your making up shit, because Keith runs the network and RCH makes a lot more than the other garbage shows that are on DMND.

>>17029547
Do you guys record it?

>>17029540

And that's why Hoagland is still there.

>>17029550
dont want to link to bellgab threads but RCH been going on the air mentionning his close friendship with art and shit and art has made posts over on that message board stating that he has not had any communication with RCH in a while and worries about him

>>17029551
No, but Art does and lots of other people

>>17029540
>Keith Rowland
Why wouldn't Art want ownership?

Is this a nightly thread?

>>17029512
Lol too scary for me

bitch got attacked by a skinwalker

>>17029564
Pretty much.

>>17029558
Because it's just a title, which some people would rather not have. People have made their pets legal owners of things before.

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>>17029564


Hello newfag.

Lurk more and find out.

>>17029564
Yeah
Welcome fag

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>>17029564
It should be. Art just gave 4chan a shoutout. /x/ runs too slow. I can barely handle /pol/, but I will be here if these threads become a normal thing.

>>17029573
heres to hoping art asks abbey normal to become part owner of dark matter digital network then eh

>>17029556
you dumbfuck niggers are played so easily. They've been friends for years. Art bell knows the importance of creating drama to make publicity. He does it very well, so he managed you fucking plebs into hanging on to RCH's show every night waiting for him to "have a meltdown" for the last month. And you'll listen to it even though you hate it. Richard is kucking you on live radio for OUR entertainment

>>17029551
I am. Impress me.

>>17029534
Yeah, I forgot about that one, it was very good. It's probably for the best if he sticks to 2 hours, he might burnout with an additional hour. The additional bandwidth costs will scare him off as well.

Keith is a cranky dude, hopefully he does get some help.

tried to murder pop hunting, missed

>>17029579
some real keyboard warrior-ing going on there. if you think art and rch sit around drinking brews and dreaming up drama then i truly feel sorry for you
u getting worked up or wat lel

/x/,
what was the shapeshifting thing mentioned in the story?

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>>17029578
Who is the late night in the midlands guy? Ugh don't remind me of that gif going around /b/.
>abby normal

>>17029579


>He thinks we listen just for the drama

You are a gullible idiot. RCH is fantastic.

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>>17029579
lmao this guy

>I don't know sandra

>>17029586
lechuza?

>>17029035

Bitch confirmed for hubrid. She doesn't know how to use flatware and needs a human kek to teach her.

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>>17029594


>I don't know Sandra

I sent a wormhole message to art and told him what /x was after that guy flaked out. You're welcome

>>17029579
Other Side Of Midnight is a wonderful time to be had.

>>17029610
for sure

>>17029610
For sure.

>>17029607
>implying art isn't op

>>17029610
It really is. I just wish i lived somewhere it didn't run 4-6am.

>>17029610

It's "An enjoyable time to be had for sure" YOU FUCKINUG MO-MO! JESUS CHRIST, HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING SO SIMPLE?

>>17029607
i did too but i wonder if he'll think twice about coming by after i told him that being a newfag is a positive thing in this community.

>>17029614
>implying you aren't Art

>tfw when your grandmother posts on Bellgab

The guest sounds like the guy that reads the news on KFI during C2C.

You know 4chan, yer alright. We often discuss you in the Members Only forum on Bellgab. We love the fact that you hover and take screenshots. Thank you, /x/, for turning us into near-deities.

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>>17029607


>Flaked out

>>17029622
i bet she knows some dank memes

>>17029619
I wonder how many people explained it to him

>>17029632
We are like gods.

manamamanga

>>17029632

https://www.google.com/search?q=4chan+site%3Abellgab.com&oq=4c&aqs=chrome.2.69i60l2j69i59j69i60j0j69i57.2125j0j1&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

>>17029619


>Newfag
>Positive

uhhhhhhh wat

Somebody tell this nigga that the picture Art is talking about is a hoax.

i know alot ppl in this thread have seen some big birds

"newfriend" is the positive of "newfag".

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Did one of you faggots call in? He's seen us now. He knows we're here

>>17029650
I think i can feel his eyes on this post.

"Asia, sweetheart, did you ever hear of the 4chan website"
[silence]
Art clicks around
Art installs NetNanny
Art bans all talk of 4chan 4ever

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>>17029650

I was going to call in on Open Lines for the addiction hotline to say I was from /x/ and I'm addicted to Speed Metal and done some widdly widdly, but I never got on so I shouted out tonight and asked about Gnomes.

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>>17029650
>>17029651
>scared
Yes some faggot called in a and exposed us.

This guys lying like a motherfucker.

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>>17029654

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>>17029659
Youtube link, or it didn't happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqtnkDWADpo

>>17029665


Youtube link for what? My widdly widdly? Maybe if I'm in a good mood I'll play a few licks during the OSOM thread and put them on vocaroo.

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>>17029641
we all know it's only a matter of time before we get our own PDF

>>17029651
>>17029659
>>17029661
Everyone call in now. Make up a shit story, add some flair. Post your story before you call

>>17029665
When the shit was this filmed? Is this CG or is this a legit test? It looks like modern footage, but I'm probably just retarded.

>>17029659
Heard you were going to do that and i looked forward to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyRxtxXX70E

>>17029665
All those dead slopes. I still cry every time. ;_;

>the goat man
Didn't we actually make that up?

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>>17029667
>OSOM thread and put them on vocaroo.
Idk what this means, but get in a good mood and post them. Can you link the OSOM, is that another thread?

BTW Spring Heel Jack defeats all of these beings, because he was real and only molested handmaidens and most of them didn't report and the ones that did reported ecstacy.

>>17029678
Ohhhh shit, is this from 1945?

>>17029683
His heels weren't the only thing spring loaded, amirite guise?

Are they talking about rodan?

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>>17029683


>Namefag

>Doesn't know what vocaroo or the OSOM thread is

Oh boy you best be ever so still now child.

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>>17029672
>When the shit was this filmed? Is this CG or is this a legit test? It looks like modern footage, but I'm probably just retarded.
Up until I saw it, I thought there was no footage of the Tzar Bomb, but I was told that is why this is,I only found it yesterday. It looks real to me and I think it has to be the Tsar bomb.

>>17029678
>All those dead slopes. I still cry every time. ;_;
You mean the ski slopes in Siberia?

Here is another interesting webm.

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>>17029693
>vocaroo
Yes I do
>OSOM thread
No I don't
>trip fag
Vishnu had to tell a /pol/ Indian to poo in the loo.

see you in the osom thread, fellows

>>17029581
I was actually thinking about volunteering as an intern, if he'd be down for it. He's based in Scottsdale AZ and I live in Tempe and work in Scottsdale anyhow. If anything it'd be good resume padding.

Does anyone have a link to the show where Art thought New York had been nuked?

>>17029703
>>17029702
>Other Side of Midnight
Oh

They need to redo this ad.

>>17029713
They need to delete this ad and forget it was ever made.

>>17029719
But can we forget?

>>17029130
ditto.