Witchcraft general

>>17024719
Do no do such a foolish things. There is no human that warrants you to bring such consequences upon yourself as this will bring.

>beta dweeb gets dumped
>wants to make her curtains waft in the gloom to show her who is boss

>>17024746
How did you know ?

>>17024740
i wish someone would bring evil spirits on me. i just want to see what its like or if its real.

any house is haunted if you choose to haunt it.

>>17024769
I suggest you do not do such a thing, but it can be easily done if you call upon evil spirits and you truly accept them to be real and allow them access to you. Just remember when you start to get scared to ask the Lord for help, because you will be helpless.

>>17024790
Well, better hope the Lord will save you after you have done such a foolish thing, you might even have to deal with it on your own for a while just so you will learn a lesson.

>>17024719
Join a coven in your area and find a mentor. Goddamn, do mundanes even try anymore?

We don't want to teach you, OP

>>17024808
>>17024816
If you can't teach me, then may I get an advice on how to safely initiate my way ? any kind of tip to stay safe and clean are also appreciated

>>17024719

>witchery

Implying that means anything?

What, Christian Satanism?
Herbalism?
Wicca as "discovered" on some shit island?
Native American shit?

What the fuck is witchery?

>>17024822
You won't be safe if you dabble in witchcraft in any way, so just don't even try.

>>17024808

What the fuck is a coven? Is it like a place where fat women gather after getting kicked out of Hot Topic?

>>17024834

WAY too obvious.

You're new to trolling.

>>17024790
i am at a point in my life where i do not care about anything anymore. i want them to come. do you have any tips. because i am not scared.

>>17024841

I am not even amused enough by this board to troll it. Faggots put no effort in anymore. Is that Liber moron still around?

>>17024843
I am not giving you tips on how to do something so dumb. If you choose to try it, that is on you. What you should do, is seek the Lord, doing such will not have consequences like letting spirits interact with you.

>>17024822
Witchcraft isn't safe, period. Get involved with the pagan community in your area and find a group of witches who are willing to take you. It's that simple.

>>17024834
More often than not, actually.

Step 1. Go meet someone new.
Step 2. No longer give a fuck about ex.
Step 3. Maybe someday are so over her you can regard her with kindness, like you might a stranger or even an old friend.

[spoiler]Step 0. Stop being a little bitch.[/spoiler]

>>17024853
lord as in what. are we talking about Christianity here ?

>>17024935
There is only one Lord. The one who was crucified.

>>17024946
i am done with jesus. i dont like him.

>>17024982
No one is forced.

>>17024843

I've got a tip, try to capitalize the first word after a period.

>>17024719
No, they cannot. Look elsewhere. Like, actually fucking seek shit out to read you plebeian you have to weird all your mutual friends out and start fucking everything