Tell me you darkest secret.

I don't seed torrents

i think game of thrones is really boring

>>17012433
Same

>>17012392
My family has ocultic history

>>17012392
I like Bruce Gildens photography... but only in black and white.

I don't shower as often as i should

>>17012433
Same

I go to 4chan

i feel regret after a fap but can't help to do it anyway

>>17012392

>implying

this site is being watched, i'm not fucking stupid you know

I jerk off with old men on omegle

>>17012392
You scumbags are everywhere.

I really realy like this picture
>>17012428
same
>>17012433
same
>>17012477
same
>>17012947
fag

im gay

>>17012392
My dad molested me

i fap

>>17012477
Parents religious? Only explanation

>>17013054
yes. my upbring was catho-religious as fuak. i still remember all the prayers, but i actually feel regret because i want to test my will by not doing it yet fail errry time. atleast thats why i think i feel them. could be the upbrin i guess

>>17012392
I fucking hate my aunts.

>>17012392
I once took a dump in the park. I sat on a bench afterwards and watched some kids come along and start playing.
Kek'd to myself.

>>17012392
I used kill cats, when I was a kid.

A solid number too, somewhere in the double digits.

Never got caught, and even got the neighbors kid involved.

No regret.

Sometimes...I don't wash my hands after I pee

I've always wanted to jerk off a guy through a glory hole, even if it was in like some truck stop bathroom or something.

>>17013090
are u a guy
>>17013081
i microwaved a cat when i was young but double digits its just grim

I just did Coke in the bathroom of my parents house before thanksgiving dinner

I'd probably fuck a marr and jack off a stallion

>>17013121
honest question here, what is the point of doing coke on such occasions? is it addiction?
i could understand doing it before a concert or a fight or whatever but most people who do coke seem to be doing it pointlessly

I shitted my pants 3 times in one night on hallucinogens, and I've pissed myself drunk 5 times this year. .__.

to makes matters worse I'm a girl. I should just end it.

>>17013158
>what is a bathroom

>>17013112
Yeah, I realize that.

Honestly, I have no idea why I did it.

I know this sounds sick, but it was, satisfying, in a way? I don't know how to describe it.

Anyway, I'm over it. That was way back then and I turned out fine. The kid that helped me turned out fucked up, though. He got busted for child porn and selling meth, I dunno.

Weird shit.

>>17013161
I didn't realize I was shitting myself when I was on the drugs, I tried the bathroom, it just... kept happening. And the piss part is that I'd go to sleep drunk and pee myself in my sleep...

>>17012392I am moot

>>17013163
>satisfying in a way
i can understand that, killing living beings makes people feel empowered and i'm pretty sure it generates body stimulus (just like cutting yourself makes some feel relief)
>i'm over it
i'm glad, your friend was probably fucked up already

>>17013163
Do you have any sociopathic tendencies socially?

>>17013081

You know, I think that killing animals is wrong and I don't care how young you were, I hope karma catches up to you and I hope that you pay dearly for what you've done. I hope those you love pay off your sins with the worthless lives they live. I hope this with all my heart and I fucking hate cats.

I'm a trap.

>>17013175
Yeah, he came from a shitty home, not that mine was great, but his was pretty bad.

As for the body stimulus thing, yes. I remember relief flooding my body, pretty good stuff. Like getting shivers down your back, it was insanely addicting.
>>17013178
No, not really. I'm pretty normal. I wish I had some weird shit to feed you, but honestly, I'm pretty vanilla.

I find it a bit hard to feel emotions, sometimes. Like being angry or happy. But I can fake it pretty well, so it's not like I'm autistic.
>>17013198
Okay.

But Karma doesn't exist, Anon.

Bad people get away with bad things all the time.

But, I see your point. I'm a bit of a bad guy, I guess. I don't really do that stuff anymore, if it helps.

>>17013198
People > cats
It's fucked up but so are you.

>>17012474
me too

>>17012392
I have the biggest desire to be kidnapped and held hostage, sold into slavery, and I mean not the shiny porn novel 50 shades shit, but being beaten and drugged and forced to fuck whomever wants it, branded, bruised, kept on a leash, fed like a dog...just treated like a subhuman bitch.

>>17012392
I have a crush on TBD

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I once changed my brothers's foot pills (Long story, he had a lot of foot problems) with Laxatives and anti-depressants. For a while he thought he was just sick and that the pills weren't working enough so he ended up taking a lot and getting sick and vomiting and of course constantly emptying out his intestines. So after a day or two of him taking more of them I woke him up in the middle of the night but I put on some old "The Scream" robes from an earlier Halloween and said that if he wanted his suffering to stop he had to give his soul to me. And in his crying desperate state he said yes and I walked out then quickly ran back into the kitchen and swapped the pills back out with his actual medicine and of course a day later he got better and now my brother cries himself to sleep sometimes because he thinks he sold himself to the devil.

>>17012445
Most people in North America shower more than they should. Or at least more than is absolutely necessary. If the goal is to not smell, you can do other things to get around that.

>>17013268
Well done kimosabe

>>17013268
Top Kek right here

>>17013271
I would recommend showering with just water at least every two days, but using soaps and chemicals constantly is obv not the best thing for your skin/hair

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>>17013268

I'm bulimic. This makes thanksgiving an absolute nightmare.

>>17013268
Holy shit

>>17013240
That's fucking awesome!

My sister is four years older than me and when I was a little kid she used to get naked in front of me and have me play with her boobs and she would hump pillows in front of me and shit. Luckily it never got to the point where I got naked too or I fingered her or anything but it still fucked me up I'm lucky I'm not gay or grossly introverted or something. Went on for years.

>>17013303
Was she hawt anon?

>>17013268
thats some CIA handlers level stuff. hope its true

>>17012392
I've caught the gaze of the Angel Of Death & come out of it unscathed.

Not some autistic RP bullshit, I tried making a pact with Senor de Muerte & the safeguards I forgot about pissed him off.

All I can say is that it's a really fucking weird sensation, all the heat leaves your body, you feel as if you're sinking backwards, you get an intense smell of rot and copper-heavy mud in your nostrils & it's over.
Think DMT without actually taking DMT.

>>17012392
Stillton cheese gives you dreams which are more intense than an L SD trip.

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>>17012392
I beat up a mom in front of her small child at a public park when I was 6. Never got caught

>>17013707
Why did she make you angry?

>>17013707
>6
baddest motherfucker in 1st grade

I may have troubles with emotional states.

Serious question to you guys: do you feel emotional states all the time? Like say, you're feeling happy, and that transitions to anxious or tired or contented, and it's never as if you have a feeling which you could describe as 'absolutely nothing'? Because I feel 'absolutely nothing' about 95% of the time.

>>17013198
Edgy

>>17013732
>>17013746
it was supposed to be 16, typo sorry
>16 years old, was a skater kid
>hand out at the skate park all day
>park had two set ups, one was more professional and used by older kids who new what they were doing
>one day a mom shows up with her daughter, maybe 8 years old
>sets up right in the middle of the older kids area
>bunch of people almost run into her, mom goes full soccer mom mode and yells at everyone to be more careful for her kid
>said child is busting ass left and right, probably her first time and no where near ready for this
>I go over and say she'd be better off starting out in the beginner area, she's just getting in the way over hear and could get hurt
>mom goes full on parent mode, sticking her hand in my face, yelling at me through clenched teeth
>'My daughter has just as much right, you down own this I don't give a shit who you think you are young man"
>now im getting pissed, and chumped out, so I tell her to fuck off
>she puts her finger on my fucking lips and keeps lecturing
>I crack her across the face with my board, then start kicking her
>friend pulls me off, realize the daughter is crying and the mom is almost out cold
>friends and I take off running, hear sirens in the distance
>don't go to the park for two months, never see either of them again and never get in trouble

>>17013807
sometimes, I just chalk it up to being bored with my life. Ive been feeling like im in a rut this past year. Nothing has excited me, made me sad or really interested me at all. I just go to work, school, 4chan, bed
I need to get out more

I think I have a mild case of zoophilia

>>17012392
I'm a camwhoring virgin

I forget things. In 6th grade, I entirely forgot a friend who I spent every day in class for a year... Now I usually forget moments, but sometimes a whole day.. It's weird..

I really like coconut oil for cooking and prefer it over olive oil.

>>17013240

I have the biggest desire to kill you or at least expose you and kill you figuratively.

>>17013240
>>17013880
... pic?

>>17013210

Karma does exist, but it only plays out in the next life and not this one. You won't remember your past lives and the karma you've accumulated. Cause and effect is more important than karma anyway. Getting caught means serious consequences.

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Shot a mate who was walking home from the local, ever since been slid inside punchin above me weight with his misso.
Never caught, never questioned, life is good

>>17013086

This is how ebola started.

>>17013240
I bet you're a tranny.

Sleepwalking story

>staying at parents' house with gf a couple years ago
>pretty drunk
>gf and I go to sleep
>apparently I get up in the middle of the night and walk towards window
>open shutters
>the sound wakes my gf up
>I open desk drawer and aim dick
>She yells "that's not the bathroom!"
>I begin pissing and yell back "I KNOW IT'S NOT THE BATH YOU STUPID BITCH"
>finish pissing and close desk drawer
>close blinds
>walk to bathroom and wash my hands
>finally wake up and semi-realize what I've done
>attempt to clean it up
>next day use carpet cleaner and remove stain from carpet, but not my honor.

It happened one other time, a few months later but my gf recognized what was happening and guided me over to the toilet. I don't even remember that.

Oh, I didn't black out those two times, I just didn't use the restroom before bed.

Not really spooky, but makes me wonder what else I've done sleepwalking.

>>17013054
It's also a hormonal thing for many people. People often feel disgust or remorse right after

>>17013240
I might be in love

>>17013822
its edgy to care about animals? thats a new one

>>17013285
>>17013285
shit, i really shat myself

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>>17012392
I've nearly died so many times that I've lost track. The last number of times I remember was 63.

>>17014092
Common human decency is the new edgy thing on 4chan now, apparently.

I blame /v/ and /pol/.

>>17013822

>hoping for moral retribution for killing animals

Edgy

>talking about killing cats

Not edgy

What a fucking dipshit. Just saw the word "edgy" around the chan a lot so you thought you'd use it? Congrats you are now lejun. Fucktard.

>>17013214

In your opinion. I don't really think people are all that great and cats aren't all that great either. I just don't think people's lives are worth more than... Well anything.

>inb4 edgy

>>17013158
>I've pissed myself drunk 5 times this year.
Are you retarded? After one time, that is a sign that perhaps you may be out of control, so next time you cut back a bit. After the second time, that is a red flag that you are out of control and need to reign it in. But then a third, fourth, and fifth time? You have a serious problem. Seek help immediately.

>I should just end it.
No, just get some help and grow up and start acting like a lady.

>>17013210
>But Karma doesn't exist, Anon.
The law of cause and effect is real. Basic Physics in high school teaches you that. And that is basically what karma is - what you put out comes back. Cause and Effect.

>>17012392
I have a dark meat fetish.

I take pills excessively because I hate being sober

>xanax
>tramadol
>norco
>Ativan
>lyrica
>fucking fioricets
>gabapentin
>klonopin
>if really lucky percocets

If no pills than I take kratom. If no kratom then alcohol. Haven't had a sober night in months.

>>17013158
You lost control of your life

>>17014194

Forgot

>somas
>phenibut
>weed

Only ever tried coke once, Molly once and that stuff isn't around in high quantities in my area.

>>17013158
Damn you sound hot
Not even joking

>>17013168
>Go to slerp drunk and pee myself in my sleep

Yip im onto about my 15th soggy mattress this year

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My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks.

>>17012433
Same

>>17014269
in a row?

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>>17012392
I can feel emotions for the most part and generally am a well mannered person, but I often like to fantasize about doing unusual things to people. To go into detail, I imagine kidnapping people and messing with their bodies while I wear surgical gloves. Other times, but only when it comes to people I strongly dislike, I like to imagine burning them with cigarettes, making cuts on their bodies, etc. Really anything that will cause them to display fear and pain on their faces. I will never act on it, of course. I have a job and hobbies that keep my mind off it most of the day.

>>17014376
this is hot especially the surgical gloves part

>>17013807
I don't know. I am anxious/nervous most of the time, and I actively seek stimulus through the internet or looking at trees or whatever if I'm not doing anything so I can't say I think about my feelings much.

Not dark, just... schizo, but like

when I was young I was acting like a spoiled brat and one day I heard a voice with my mind's... ear I guess. Saw him with my mind's eye too. Stayed with me for a while

Body was that of a smilodon of all things. It claimed to be a demon or a spirit. Never told me to do bad things, just like... gave me life advice like "channel your anger into a target that isn't alive" or "respect the sacrifices made for you". He hated humans though, apparently he, his cub, and his mate were killed by humans in a preventive measure (so he never even intended on threatening the tribe that killed him) and he never got over it. Did offer to "take over" and fight for me a couple times but I didn't let him

But he told me "the truth". As in, the cosmological truth. Basically, the universe isn't a creation of a conscious entity, but there are gods within it that are creators. The first consciousness was named Ma´asha; she surrendered her immortality to make her 11 or 13 children (it's been a decade since I last really thought about this), who made their homes throughout the cosmos, taking to stars and making life. One of the children was... Ra of all things, he's ours; another named Dawfiyhu was always messed up and slaughtered the monad goddess. Dawfiyhu > Yahu's world was around a star that had already died, so they were miserable and didn't last long, and he's spent the last 3 billion years or so trolling his siblings since. He apparently resembles loosely a lion headed serpent, which freaked me the fuck out a year ago because I didn't know what gnosticism was

So basically saber tooth tiger ghost told young me that the true religion was gnostic kemetism, without me actually knowing anything about gnosticism

He went away after I started masturbating :(

...sorry. Never told anyone this

I used to masturbate in the same rooms as sleeping people (family, friends) or public bathrooms on break and shit.

I got really bad gas from thanksgiving dinner and I've spent the last hour pretending it was some relative stinking up the place

>>17013198
why do people wish death on those who kill animals? is it because we grew up loving cartoon animals? are the jews doing this?

>>17014501
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it

>>17014376
I have pretty much the exact same issues. Like almost word for word (yay /x/ and the ASPD spectrum) but mine is focused more on people I'm attracted too rather than people I dislike. It's fucked up as all hell or so society tells up. I have outlets and kinda act out the bad stuff. Thank goodness for masochists.

I left my gf of 3 years a week ago and am miserable not because I am lonely but just how fast she got over me

>>17014529
>why do people wish death on those who kill animals?
It is human nature to want to protect the innocent and hurt those who hurt the innocent. We consider animals innocent creatures, and when we read or hear of someone who goes out and needlessly tortures and kills innocent animals, we, of course, being humans with compassion, heart, a soul, and a conscience, become enraged and want the person who did that to suffer the consequences. I don't think most wish death, though, but I supposed that depends on the severity of the cruelty and suffering the animal went through.

Plus, you must understand, that if a someone could be so evil toward an animal, the next step would be a human. So, you don't want those people roaming the streets and living amongst the civilized.

i deliberately ruined my step brother's life (or elements of it, at least) by claiming he was abusive towards and assaulted me in order to garner pity and pit people against my awful father (who i knew would defend him). i don't regret it, really. everyone now believes that my father is scum for taking the side of his step son vs. the side of his biological son. so far it's played to my favor.

>>17013841
I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, beating the snot out of someone in front of their child is wrong on so many levels. On the other hand, that catharsis tho.

>>17014136
yy

I get a raging hard on every time I watch March of the Penguins.

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>>17014609

>>17014122

number 1 cause of your near death?

>>17014269
At least you've fucked like 12 girls.

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>>17014621
What the fuck did you just say about me?

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>>17014626
Falling things, mostly. Second and third are vehicles and some form of weaponry. All three are relatively close to each other in occurrence though.

My neighbor doesn't lock her door during the day and I go over and sniff her dirty panties and recently put a camera in her closet.

>>17012392
souled sadist

When I was very young we had a cat, and I always wanted her to sleep in my bed with me and she wouldn't and I got angry and choked her.
Now I'm completely ashamed of myself and I don't know how I could ever think that was okay to do. She didn't die or anything, and when I woke up in the morning she was always there anyways. But god.

I once threw a frog into the campfire while camping when I was little and it blew up

>>17014715
Neat.

>>17014194
>tramadol
That shit's the best, slept like a baby last time I had some
Know where I can get any?
Britfag here

I did MDMA with my best friends brothers girlfriend and ended up fucking her in my van.

>>17013074
this, was about to shit myself and i was nowhere near my house so i just pumped out a few logs behind a tree.

>>17014244
kill yourself degenerate

i built an antigravity well that causes small particles to curve in location around it. it doesn't move them so much as it warps space so that it avoids moving through them. only works with small particles though.

I once took a piss on the grave of a stillborn baby.

It was an accident. Yes, I feel bad.

I was using my brother's girlfriends phone for something and i started looking through her pictures. I found a bunch of her homemade porn. I Bluetooth'd it all to my phone and used to masturbate to it regularly, often when she was in the next room. She's hot as fuck, got a fat ass. And so much dirtier than i would have guessed...

Eventually deleted them because i felt bad. Im definitely a piece of shit

>>17014966
How does it work?

>>17014715
Is.. is this a thing?
For science

>>17014986
You are forgiven. But you can still feel bad if you want to, or if you can't stop yourself from doing so.
source: I'm a baby whisperer medium.

>>17013158
tits or gtfo

>>17013158
Pics etc.

i jerked off to old english prose about grammar once.

fucking ælfric

>>17014565
>We consider animals innocent creatures


And that's why you're stupid

Animals don't even have souls they have no innocence

>>17015201

You dumb fuck, that's what makes them innocent. They have no perception of right and wrong, they're a fucking animal. It's not even hard to understand.

>>17014175
The effect was the cat died. The end. The chain of events caused by him ended there.
Well probably not
Probably the cat decomposed
Then little fungus started growing on it
Then he became one with the earth and grass amd things grew
Then maybe dome cute flowers sprouted from what the cat used to be
But the events involving anon ended already

>>17014092
>>17014144

It's edgy to want someone's entire family to suffer and call their lives worthless because anon killed some cats when he was a babby
THAT is fucking edgy you pissy little horse fucking crybabies

>>17015203
That's what makes them neutral, not good nor bad

Crazy mentally ill people don't have any concept or right or wrong either, doesn't mean shit

>>17013168
That's actually really hot...

>>17015210

This isn't a game of Dungeons and Dragons you fucking nerd. Animals can't be neutral because they have no concept of neutrality.

>>17015210
it does mean something. if they can't establish the difference between right and wrong it means they are generally found not responsible or, what is it called? INNOCENT of crimes they commit.

>>17015213
They have no concept of innocence either so what the fuck
Whatever humans think about animals is their own little fantasy stories, cause animals are nothing cause they do nothing amd aren't even self aware

>>17015217

This is exactly what makes them innocent. Are you an idiot or something?

>>17015215
Usually when people say innocent they mean not capable of commiting crimes, not not responsible for them. I know you're gonna argue semantics but basically when people argue that animals and children are innocent what they think is that they are incapable of doing anything bad or wrong and that's not true

>>17015218
he thinks innocent is a synonym for good or virtuous. he doesn't get it.

>>17013158
Annie?

Do any of you actually understand the concept of innocence or are you all a bunch of fucking retards? The stupidity of this board blows me away every time I visit it.

when i was a kid i pissed in the bed
now, age 22, i did it again last night, first time in at least 7 years

>>17015228
I got you family


1.
free from moral wrong; without sin; pure:
innocent children.
2.
free from legal or specific wrong; guiltless:
innocent of the crime.

Now we all know

>>17015242
3. not involving evil intent or motive

like animals, who are ignorant of good and bad, and therefore "free from moral wrong", "guiltless" and lacking "evil intent or motive."

so you now agree that animals are innocent, i guess.

>>17015250
Intent or motive doesn't matter
Anon was a kid when he killed the cats, he killed the cats because he felt good doing it, I doubt he had evil intentions, so by your logic he's innocent too


The fact that they have no morals doesn't make them free of moral wrong, it's based on what's objectively moral, not individually moral

Amd then we argue on why objective morals don't exist probably

I'm a lowkey goth

>>17015257
>he killed the cats because he felt good doing it, I doubt he had evil intentions
>he killed cats
>I doubt he had evil intentions
The most fucking retarded thing I have read all week.

>>17015264
You don't have to have evil intentions to kill things
If not then animals really CAN NOT be innocent because killing things is a what they all do

>>17015271
>animals really CAN NOT be innocent because killing things is all they do
Please be bait.

>>17012392

I honestly believe that Baneposting is not just a meme, but a beautiful way to make people co-operate and fulfill their spiritual, moral and cultural needs.

>>17015290
It's not mate
If killing is evil even if no evil intent is behind it then no one's safe no one's innocent

>>17015290

Naw dawg, it's not bate. This board isn't autistic, it's just really fucking stupid

>>17013240
I bet you are a tranny as well

>>17013081

They say this is how serial killers and / or psychopats start their career.
It all begins with torturing animals, helpless beings.

No offense, this is just a fact.

Also I knew this guy (pretty based, he was into martial arts and basically a badass) who told me once how he killed a puppy when he was just a kid.
It was... ironic? I don't know.

He's nothing compared to you in the Hall of Fame.

>>17015294
Why are you trying to justify the torture and killing of a living thing to satisfy the twisted will of another? Are you a sociopath?

>>17015307
I'm not trying to justify, I don't think anon is innocent at all

Just like I don't think animals are innocent

It's just that from your logic and from the context in which he killed the cat he's innocent too

>>17015295
YOUR stupid

>>17015312
>from the context in which he killed the cat he's innocent too

>feels good to torture and kill something
>innocent
pick one.

>>17015319

FUCK AM I RIGHT? This board is retarded.

>>17015319
He didn't say tortured cats he say killed cats, you're adding things you're not even sure happened because you find it morally wrong, but that's expected

Besides we're talking intent here, lack of evil intent makes one innocent, and anon said he only did it because it felt good, not like he hated cats hated life amd was just full of hate or anything. It just felt good so kept doing it. Probably in his head it was nothing moral or immoral

Oh and ps cats torture rats and other small animals for no reason other than for the lulz too, so once again, fuckers aren't innocent

>>17015323
Your retarded

>>17015327

I might be for replying to this shit so many times. I fucking love feeding the trolls om this board though.

I once watched a person die. I could of helped them but chose not to.

>>17015356

Why not? Were you scared? Didn't know what to do? Just wanted to see what a dead guy looks like?

>>17015325
>He didn't say he tortured cats he said he killed cats
True, but it seems absurd to assume that he and his friend (who, from what the guy said, went on to become a fully-fledged sociopath) made a point of killing them as painlessly as possible.

>Besides we're talking about intent here, lack of evil intent makes one innocent, and anon said he only did it because it felt good
You really have not thought this through.
Experiencing pleasure from the pain of another living thing is the definition of sadism, which is inherently evil.
Even if precautions are taken to minimize pain, killing for the sake of feeling good/powerful (regardless of preference or belief) is evil.

>cats torture rats and other animals for no reason other than for the lulz too, so once again, fuckers aren't innocent
Never said they were.
What they are is an easy target, they are still stuck in the evolutionary rut between predator/prey, and have yet to learn how to control themselves - humans have no excuse.

>>17015370
>Experiencing pleasure from the pain of another living thing is the definition of sadism, which is inherently evil.

But the pleasure wasn't from the pain, it was the act of killing, and that's pretty much biologically natural. All the endorphins and adrenaline and neurotransmitters and shit. It feels good for all living things to do that sort of thing because it is naturally meant to. It doesn't feel good to humans in some situations because humans have morals that say it shouldn't feel good and creates guilt, but anon was a kid, kids don't have morals yet

>>17015370
>Never said they were.


Then why are we arguing? The whole effect of claim was "animals aren't innocent", I wasn't trying to defend the catkiller at all, he just got into it as the argument escalated

I once came into my best friend mother's toothnrush because she is really hot.

>>17015391

NICE ONE BRO
Was use of the toothbrush confirmed?

>>17015393
Almost certain, yeah, never did it again though

>>17015378
>that's pretty much biologically natural
Naturalistic fallacy.

>kids don't have morals yet
Anon never said he was caught or reprimanded for it, so I must assume he did away from prying eyes, purposefully, because he knew it was wrong

>>17015382
>I wasn't trying to defend the catkiller at all
I think you're just trolling now.

>>17015405
>I think you're just trolling now.


I wasn't
I might not think it was THAT bad, but don't think it's normal to kill cats as a kid at all. So mostly I don't care for defending it. He was just the example I used to show that lack of evil intent doesn't mean innocence, exactly cause I don't think he's innocent either

>>17015405
>Anon never said he was caught or reprimanded for it, so I must assume he did away from prying eyes, purposefully, because he knew it was wrong


He said he even got other kids to help him, doesn't sound secretive to me, sounds like a game

And what naturalistic fallacy? Brain chemicals are a thing. I don't know how they work but it's true that they do

>>17015422
>>17015418
I see what you're doing now.

>>17013841
I ride BMX and holy shit I know EXACTLY how that feels. We were filming in the park-ey part of the park (6ft halfpipe, 5ft spine, big box etc.) and some mum comes over with some little 3 year old girl all padded out on a micro scooter and snaked the guy we were filming, she told him to 'watch the fuck out' and carried on pushing her kid around on the concrete in front of the quarterpipe that leads to the spine. They moved away after we asked her kindly 'she told us to fuck off before leaving' and the guy continued to ride. 10 mins later he barred the spine and was about to flair the quarterpipe when the little girl and her mum were FUCKING ABOUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPINE! He goes into her, he knocks 2 teeth out on the coping of the quarterpipe and she's shouting in his face and called the police. I fucking hate cunts like this

>>17015431
I'm not baiting i swear2god

>>17013271

I actually read somewhere that it's really only necessary to bathe your whole body with soaps once a week or so, because constantly using soaps to "clean" yourself, robs your skin of essential oils and shit that keeps it healthy and also might contribute to oily skin because your skin needs to produce more oil to keep up.

Tbh the only thing that you really need to do to not stink, unless you're constantly living in a pigpen, is wipe down your pits and your nuts/asscrack every day with a soapy rag and change your undies.

Doesn't stop me or anyone else from showering once a day, but it's good to know, I guess.

>>17014582

Agreed

Beating the fuck out of that annoying cunt must have been so fucking satisfying

It's still super fucking wrong and I don't necessarily condone it at all, and if I were there I would've definitely tried to stop him, but it's one of those things that I guess deep down, your darker self would relish doing to some uppity cunt like that.

>>17014160
Not edgy just sociopathic.

>>17015217
1.How do you know this?
2.So killing a bunch of cats is justified?

>>17015612
No one is saying it's justified

>>17013943
Did you just try to say you killed a man and have been walking around in his skin fucking his girlfriend?

>>17012392
My auntie molested me..... I liked it, I even told my family members I liked it.
>not even joking

>>17012442
Now I do too

>>17015206

Sounds like you just have a soiled diaper over what was said. Good thing "edgy" isn't an overused insult here.

>>17013198
Cats are an invasive species. One that carrys ariund a deadly parasite

>>17016669
Soiled diaper? Gee whiz kid, I'm not the whole cursing whole generations of people because of a cat that was strangled to death by a 6 year old 20 years ago

my penis is too big

>>17016755
Come now, Anon. Is there really such a thing?

>>17016706

No you didn't wish death on whole generations, you are however crying about someone else saying it.

>>17013807
Yeah, that's kind of all I get
I always thought that was completely normal.

99% of the time whatever emotion I'm rolling with at the time is a massive act, and I'm just varying degrees of numb.
It's not a bad numb, it's just there.

I always kinda figured everyone else was faking it too

>>17015217
Some animals are actually self aware. We know for sure one is at least

>>17016823
>Crying

YOU cried cause I called it edgy
Calm down

>>17016867

you didn't complain at all, you're right.

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As I was diagnosed with adhd as a child, I was sent to a observation school that moniters childrens behaviors issues. 12-15 children and a staff of 5-11 adults assigned to take care and observe the children, 2 adults in the kitchen, 1 cleaning lady. I was held down against my will more than 500+ times in less than 4 years as a child living there from the age 10-14.. I turned out fine...

I am the first and the last Antichrist.

>>17012477

Your sperm are going to die in your sack anyway pretty quickly, unless you're actively trying to get a girl pregnant then only one will survive anyway. So if you know you're not trying to pro-create that day, don't feel bad for blowing a load on a napkin. It's actually a sin to not enjoy your life you know? I'm spiritual, but not religious... Just stating facts here.

God loves you anon, and so do I.

>>17013061

Or maybe you just realize there is no real reasoning behind what you're doing. I used to test myself the same, just as I became a vegetarian to "see if I can do it." Then I realized I really only do anything for much greater reasons.

>>17013572

I felt his hand on my shoulder while smoking DMT and gazing at the stars, never saw the entity or the hand. I didn't look, I just knew. It was a beautiful experience.

>>17014003

You might be blind

>>17012428
You monster

>>17012474
You sick bastard! Oh, wait.....

>>17014482

I used to jack off in my car on delivery all the time.

I don't know what is wrong with me. I feel as if i am an experiment to see what happens when you put the best that the human genome can offer and give it no purpose, not even a will to live. I don't even want to kill myself.

>>17014750

There's nothing in the bro code against this, it's not like you fucked your best friends girlfriend. You good senpai

Also, it's okay to fuck anyone's girlfriend or boyfriend, you're doing them a favor if they find out. If not, no harm done - you did yourself a favor.

weather

How did this entire thread devolve into a lengthy discussion on the innocence of cats and the justification of their murder

>>17012392
I'm the one known as, but not limited to, The High One, the Father, God, yeaway, Odin, Zeus, Ra, Santa Claus, Tom Bombadil, and Alpha & Omega.

>>17016977
>Also, it's okay to fuck anyone's girlfriend or boyfriend,
if you're a piece of shit who rationalizes doing things that will inevitably hurt other people

>>17017118
Some people can't let things go

I kissed my best friend while drunk, his gf found out, obvious drama etc..
The secret is that I really miss her (the gf of my best friend). We could have been good friends, and I want to know her better and tell her that I know I'm scum for what I did, and ask for her forgiveness. Everytime I meet her and we say "hi" to each other I hate myself for letting my stupid drunk angry and confused self mess up this badly, letting my idiotic ex convince me that she was a bad person, lacking self control. And everytime I meet her and remind myself that I cant just stop and make small talk and talk about music or books or other things I want to cry. I asked my friend if I should try and talk to her again and tell her I'm so sorry and he told me no. It hurts so bad, but maybe I deserve it.

>>17017171
It's OK anon more people just like her.
Don't get stupid drunk again though it's not good for your health. And makes you prone to bad decisions.

>>17016968
You seem to be having trouble finding your place in the world. That's no big deal. Just love life.

I ran my car off the road right after I got my license. First day driving alone. Me and a friend dug it out in about an hour. never told anyone. Had a real problem judging distances. I drive like your grandmother now.

you want to hear something real. something really real. I hung out with this girl all summer when I was 16. We had a lot of fun. She wanted to go further, but I dissed her,bad. I still think about her every day/more our less.

>>17017171
she doesn't need your bullshit. you selfishly indulged yourself and now you should quietly accept the consequences and stop feeling sorry for yourself. leave her alone and just be a better person from now on.

>>17014122
Do you think you might be immortal?

>>17017226
what is there to love about life?

>>17012392
I'm transgender, but I can't transition or tell anyone since I'm poor and live in conservative america.

>>17017300
The expanding step, flieght horse with the wind at your back.

how about you conan?

to crush your enemies. Have them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their woman.

>>17012392
I once fucked a man three times my age.

And then we got the second girlfriend who popped out of no where, when I had been hanging out with this other girl for months. And the night she wants to go out. Was the night I met my second girlfriend. So I dissed her. But me and #2 dated for a while. lot of cool shit.

>>17016900
And what is your purpose here on this Earth, anon?

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>>17017295
>Do you think you might be immortal?
Hell no. I'm just damn lucky. here's one of my stories I shared with /k/. For reference, 12B is a Combat Engineer.

>Be inna Afghanistan
>Be 12B
>Be doing route clearance onna steep mountain road
>Pick up weak signal on my minesweeper
>Switch to GPR
>Lights up like New York City on New year's eve.
>Call it in and proceed to find out what it is
>After doing probing, I began to dig the thing up
>Mfw it's an old as balls Russian wooden landmine
>Everyone helping me decided to fuck off because the mine is massive
>No one to help me with the mine
>Have to manhandle the mine out of the ground by myself.
>I keep dropping the mine because it's heavy
>Eventually get it out of the ground
>Drag that bitch over to the cliff that was the edge of the road
>Radio in that I'm disposing of the mine and I thank everyone for their help, the bastards.
>Kick mine off the cliff and lean over to watch the mine fall
>It falls about a hundred yards and lands on a mountain goat and detonates
>Shock wave knocks me back and I fall over and hit my head on a rock
>Take my helmet off to feel if I'm bleeding
>Mfw there's a goat horn stuck in my helmet
>I left it there as a trophy

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I drink blood two times a month to keep healthy.

>>17017379
knowing is half the battle. The rest is blue lazers and red lazers.

>>17017171

>but maybe I deserve it

All you're doing is playing the pity card now you fuckin whore.

Then #3 was a friend of a friends girlfriend. We had a lot of fun. Wish I could remember her whole name. She was pretty cool. Some say we were never dating. And maybe not but we spent an ass load of time together.

>>17013158
Does being a girl impact how bad those things are? Or do you just dislike being female?

>>17017380
AHAHA YEAH RIGHT

>>17012392
I've slept with a bunch of married women. That's about it, really.

>>17017454
you scallywag. I had a lot of dating/married woman want to sleep with me. Like a lot. But I only slept with one, and she said she was getting a divorce. so.

>>17017465
Thinking about indulging the other women?

>>17013210
Faking emotions to not stand out and people think you're normal is pretty psycho desu

>>17012392
I am MIB

>>17012999
Mine too

>>17012947

tru

I killed a guy in the 90's

>>17013298
Same, f.am. I feel your pain

>>17014376
I volunteer

>>17013158
>btw im a grill ;)

I seduced my sister and lied about my mental health just to place the blame on some one else. I stole money from my parents even though they knew it. Too this day I wish I was dead cause I know all I do is leach off of people bit still wish for death. And once it comes I will embrace my sins and be reborn as I always am. A sad pathetic leech that wants help but never seeks it out.

>>17014999

Magnets. Lots of them.

>>17015226

sometimes a mess likes a mess, who knew?

>>17017380

VAMPIRIC REPTILIAN SCUM

>>17017344

Big deal. I fucked a chick who was 3.5 million years old. I'm like 20.

I fucked a duck...i mean dick

>>17016932
It's incredible, but it's certainly not fun when he's shitty at you.

>>17018494
This gif is getting old. And I barely lurk /b

>>17018506
I know, but it's the only one I have that bears any real relevance.

>>170184944

I stopped this shit when I turned 13, btw.
Although I will do it again if I get the chance, so long as the animal's not cute.

>>17018494
How did they starve if you already killed them?

>>17018494
One day I'll make friends with somebody like you, get them blackout drunk and spend hours beating them with a hammer

>>17012392
I removed the tag from a mattress that I did not own.

>>17018537
You know that's not what I meant. That'd be impossible.

>>17018494

Why are you so gross? Do you ever wonder what your family members and friends would think of you for posting things like this? Honest questions, I'm actually curious. Do you think you're mentally well?

>>17018537
lmfao

>>17018543
It wasn't shit like dogs and cats, more like rats, mice and the occasional injured bird.

>>17018548
I'm sure you've done terrible things as well. Why else would you be in this thread?

>>17018546
nothing's impossible when it's a fake post you made up in a failed trolling attempt :)

>>17018554
I still empathize with those more than I do people that torture animals

I don't deny my own hypocrisy, I just really want to brutalize somebody like you

I had a friend who got a cat just so he could mistreat it because he was too much of a pussy to assert himself with people, but it was nothing major, so I just got him hooked on heroin and dropped him.

I put peanut butter in my asshole and have my dog lick it all out while I jack off that it's my best friend licking

>>17013841
This is bullshit though.

>>17018563

Cause the paranormal and spoopy stories interests me, as well as hassling neck-beards. I've never hurt an animal in my entire life, but I'm curious to know why you or that guy might want to. Do you think you have a problem?

>>17018621

If you're telling the truth, you're the worst kinda human on the planet. The only good thing a pedophile can do with his life is end it himself, yo. You should do that.

>>17018598
Absolutely.

I know there's something wrong with me, but I don't know what it is. I'm sure as hell not a psychopath, and I'm positive I'm not a sociopath either. I've been trying to pinpoint how I got like this, but it's always been close but no cigar. If you've got any insight on what I might have, I'm curious.

>>17018621

Kill yourself.

When my partner is away, i spank his spoiled 8 yr old mute child until i'm satisfied he learned something new.

>>17018641
What are you trying to teach him?

>>17018633
why have you ruled out psychopathy for yourself?

>>17018645
1. I'm not reckless.
2. I'm not constantly think of ways to kill the guy next to me.
3. I've never gotten a felony.
4. I've got tons of gbp
5. I consider myself a nice guy, personally.
6. I haven't done that shit in years. I stopped, remember?
7. Everyone respects me, as I made sure to max out my charisma when I made my character.
8. I feel guilt for my past.

I love pain

>>17018644
To not be an ungrateful little bastard.

>>17018641

That he isn't in control. he's 8. He's a bossy kid, always signing or pointing at adults to do things, and they do it because they are weak and shitty, and no one tells him to chill out. He also kicks and bites peers at school. He throws fits, and rages because he doesn't get his way, and because he is majorly frustrated with his inability to communicate. i've slowed down and just focused on the signing to get him up to speed, because he is clever. I'm basically slowly breaking him in secret. I wish i could do this for so many kids. I left bruises, but i didn't mean to. i've started icing his bum right after a good session. This isn't anything that a nanny cam would have me arrested for, but it would sure end a few relationships if it were known.

>>17018695
I'm sure there are waaaay better methods.

What he catches you? He'll kill you.

>>17018695 are you talking to me? i've thought about that. got busted raising a hand once, but i deflected my true intentions. had great sex after

>>17018740
Apologies, not you.
>>17018713
I'm mean you.

>>17018713
you sound like someone who is terribly ignorant of what a child (especially a child with a disability) needs from the adults around him when he is misbehaving and acting shitty. what he needs is an adult who can keep their cool and guide him gently to correct behaviors. not a grown child who is hotheaded, violent and big enough to hurt him (and knows it's wrong so he hides it from other adults on top of that!) and has an ego so weak he engages in power battles with an 8 year old. you need psychological help and you should remove yourself from the situation immediately if you can't keep your hands off of him. you left bruises? that is beyond abhorrent. hope you're trolling but if not, hope you get caught and sent to jail for child abuse.

>>17018713 yeah thanks, shrinkfag. Sounds like you live north of the mason-dixon line, and could use a few swats.

>>17018713
just fyi in case you've deluded yourself into thinking youre not a child abuser: you're a child abuser

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>>17018764

I often wish for a fourth Erich in America, one that involves Muslims placed into auswitch camps of witch I get to work and torment them, I would brutalize them daily but if anyone showed any sign of opposition they would be killed in simple yet brutal ways of witch I will list to you, theese "troublemaker trials" would be broadcast to the rest of the inmates daily at luncheon time

Idea number one

The troublemaker is place in a cold concrete room naked and doused in water, temperature is kept to an unconfortable cold. After a few hours a large container is rolled into the room by hazmat suit wearing staff and they unload...a simple large stone

This stone is lethally irradiated...but warm and so the troublemaker has the choice of trying to stave off freezing to death for a week or cuddling up next to the stone for comfort...until he got sick and his skin started to melt off, essentially dooming himself for a small reprieve

>>17018783
hit the kid in front of his father and then tell me it's okay to do. i dare you, faggot.

>>17018789 spanking = child abuse. i've read the brochures.

>>17018808
bruises = child abuse

you're not spanking.

>>17018799 yeah that works, because if he sees how well it works, he would be ashamed he has been so weak. nice try, anon.

>>17018797
Idea number two

Inmate is given a hearty meal and then placed in a cell for a week with no food but this, a plate will be placed daily in the cell for an hour filled with an abundance of parasites and worms, the inmate can either starve...or invest theese parasites witch could possibly be fatal, what's worse is that after a few days they will be seasoned and presented more and more apatizing

Just a couple trials I have thought of and if the troublemaker survives then he is free to go back to work

>>17018695

That's really, really, um, sick in the head no matter how you're into pain whether it's someone else's or your own. Maybe you should try love and cocaine.

>>17018814 bruises aren't abuse either by law. if they are light spanking bruises, and go away within a day, its all good in this country. butts were made for swatting. most of the time its to get him to think twice about what he did. i haven't caused a bruise in about a year. I would feel bad if i was just beating a kid up

I fantasize about murder

>>17018799 hitting the kid. hmm. really anons? my secret is that i'm doing god's work so some bully doesn't come and kekold you all. this is the kid you wish someone spanked. this is the justin bieber you wanted to teach.

but it seems like you love it. alright, alright. you've convinced me. for the better of your sexual pleasure, i will let this kid's ass go free from the plap of the palm forever. good luck out there

>>17012433
Same

>>17018830
why are you even trying to defend yourself? you obviously know it's wrong, you posted it in a darkest secrets thread, and you're hiding it from your partner.
i'm assuming you love your partner. how does it feel to know that he hates you? the real you, i mean. the child abuser

>>17013268
I want to believe

>>17018861 wow, just look at yourself, here with us, preachfag

>>17012392
I used to go out of my way to hurt little kids when I was at primary school.

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>>17012428

I once did the Bartman.

>>17012392
i banged your mum last night, she said you're a faggot

>>17012428
dick move man

>>17012392
I tried to contact demons and I think they are now around me.

>>17017412
Lol sure I'm playing the pity card on an anonimous image board because having people I don't know pity me is surely going to make me feel better! How dumb can you be? I bet your mother is proud of how bitter you are.
>>17017294
I know she doesn't, thats why I would never try anything more than a polite "hi". I dont want her to feel bad just because I want to talk to her.
>>17017195
thanks. I never got that drunk again, not being myself is not worth it.

After a particularly strong acid trip, i started getting lines between fiction and reality blurred, but i dont tell anyone because i figure they will think im crazy. Its not so bad anymore, but sometimes semi strange things happen and it kind of resurfaces

>>17019169
Don't be scared anon.
I've done copious amount myself, the fear of thinking you're crazy or others will think that is actually more common than you think.
I get the occasional flashback myself but it's nothing to be worried about as long as it's not effecting your life too seriously.
Flashbacks happen. Just enjoy the ride pal. :)

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>>17013210
>I'm pretty vanilla...

>I'm a bit of a bad guy....

Put yer fedora back on yer dresser, no need for Internet braggadocio.

Also, maybe choose one.

Buuuuuuut, I guess you could be just a run of the mill douche ...

Chances are that you are.

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>>17014194
Been about ten years here anon.

Keep trying.

>>17012433
Same

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>>17012392
I got hit by a car when I was high on mushrooms and told my mom i fell off the garage cleaning the gutters

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>>17018764

>>17013081
Get aids you little faggot

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Like 5 days ago I drank too much complimentary boxed wine at this Medium's expo at an occult bookstore in Brooklyn called Catland -- I threw up fucking EVERYWHERE and one of the guys chased me out and said never to come back

Would highly recommend that shop, some really alien shit there

>>17019630

oh yeah and a couple people there were trying to scry the vomit stains

>>17017171
Idk anon. I mean, sure. I understand her being upset, but I feel like there's more here. Do you have feelings for the guy? Or did you just do something stupid while you were drunk?

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I sometimes see ghosts, like a spiritual medium kind of thing
Im completely serious

>>17019690
we were both confused, but after what happened we really talked it out and decided that we could never be in a relationship because it couldnt work. So yeah you could say that we felt like we had feelings going on but it was probably just a slight infatuation. We were all 3 going through a rough period, I was very depressed, the other girl was having problems of her own and my friend too. She was so upset she ended up doing something terrible to him. I'm glad he realised it was a mistake and they're still together and I got rid of my toxic ex who probably was one of the reasons I was so depressed.

>>17013081
Me too

I mistreat and abuse my body because I want to die but am too much of a coward to kill myself

>>17014568
you are the fucking worst kind of human being

>>17014715
I don't know why but this made me lose my sides

>>17017142
Not him but if they're willing to cheat it's better that their partner learns about it.

>>17013158
fucking disgusting attention whore get off my board

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When I was in 7th grade I skipped P.E. and went to the restrooms and masturbated there. I was feeling very horny don't know why. The worst part is that there was no tiolet paper available and since there were people outside of the restroom stall, I wiped my cum using the wall. 3 hours later apparently the janitor found out and they installed cameras on the restroom entrance. They never found out that it was me.

>>17012440
tell us more

>>17014122
you've died every single time, but quantum immortality means you're still here posting your bullshit on 4chan

>>17020094
I knew a lot of ppl who were suspended for doing that. Those were the days.

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>>17020535
>bullshit

>>17013303
How old was she then?

I'm bat man

>>17014269
>My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks.
In one session? over the course of her life?

>>17015728
S T O R Y
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>>17020793
>>17020094
I used to litterally cum all over my school, never thought about it being bad t b h

>>17021147
I never got why ppl would get suspended. Seemed excessive.

>>17017379
I don't remember when was the last time I laughed this hard, well done Anon.

>>17021175
Generational thing probably, the people running the schools are the same people who said we'd go blind from masturbating so...