Anyone else feel that time started speeding up in 2009? Like

>>17005135
Sounds like you're off your meds again, OP.

>>17005135
you're growing up, lad.
every year will get shorter and shorter

>>17005135
It's called aging you fuckng dumbass

>>17005154
That's all it is. Life hits you fast. When you're 10, 1 year is only 1/10th of your life. When you're 20, 1 year is half the time it used to be when you're ten. Time is relative, enjoy life mate.

>>17005154
>>17005159
>>17005160
Yeah that's what I thought also but I've heard other people mention this feeling who are younger than myself.

>>17005135
Yeah, you're just getting older. Don't worry, the years keep going by faster. I think it happens because nothing is new to you anymore. A few events in a year surrounded by the same old shit. You get better at managing the monotony of daily life by editing it out. Not paying attention to it. People always say time feels faster. You just notice they say it now because you think so, too. It doesn't have to be that way. You can experience life more vividly any time you choose to.

The secret to slowing it down is to make every year different from the one before, to have reference to differentiate in your memory. School used to do this for you. Personally, I like to fuck a new girl every year.

>>17005167
Guess what? Younger people grow older too.

>>17005173
thats some transcendental knowledge right there

Yes, time has indeed began to accelerate, thanks to the actions of a certain priest in Florida who acquired a psychic ability to accelerate time in the entire universe. The ability will allow him to reach HEAVEN after fast-forwarding time until the 'end' of the Universe.

It accelerates when you begin to realize you are in a coma, a zombie, in a dream. This is how it distracts you from the fact that you don't know who you are and that something feels off about this world. Have you ever wondered why in a country grown from the seeds of freedom and revolution here in America people laugh like it's a big satirical joke? "Oh those liars in washington, those crooks on wall st." Freedoms are lost every day but no one seems to care, they simply just push it out of their minds. Why? What if you are all under the influence of something? How do you know that I know something? How have you known the things in your life that you just knew without explanation? You buried them in your mind because you can't explain it. They do not want you to know who you are. They fear you waking up.

>>17005135
Dumb shit we got here.

Politically a lot shit has happend since 2008.

>>17005185
Fucking Pucci

>>17005227
>they simply just push it out of their minds.
so what are you doing to fight the powers that be, then?

>>17005135
>So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
>Racing around to come up behind you again.
>The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
>Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
>Every year is getting shorter; never seem to find the time.
>Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL3AgkwbYgo

>>17005185
What the all knowing shit? I want to know more about this crazy ass theory.
Can't he like, slow time, so I can play a bunch of more vidya and fap to more porn before the sun rises?

>>17005135
i think vsauce did an explanation for this, not paranormal at all.

>>17005135
its called growing up

because we are getting closer to the end

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/large-hadron-collider/6514155/Large-Hadron-Collider-broken-by-bread-dropped-by-passing-bird.html

This happend in 2009

I get a feeling that smartphones and social media have got something to do with it.

Earth it's spinning faster

>>17005135
It occur when the truth god (YWHW) starts thinking fast. Like a clock.

It's just the population growing at an increasing rate

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>>17005171
>school
School is the same monotonomos shit every year. Doesnt matter what grade its still basically the same shit.

But I agree with you doing something different and unexpected will slow perception of time.

Quote by Shantideva:
"Everything is like the fleeting vision of a dream that fades into the realms of memory and fading will be seen no more."

Accept that everything is dreamlike and will become meaningless and irrelevent to you.
Sometimes I experience 5 minutes as a month and sometimes a month as 5 minutes, but in the it doesnt really matter. The past are just distant memories. What is most important right now is my experience of the present.

>>17005738
I'm waking you all up and getting better everyday. I'm walking with Christ.

It's called getting older.

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