/div/ - Divination General

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>>17004608

What info do I post for reading?

Wesley
18
Scorpio

Can anyone tell me about the older man who will play a significant part of my future career?

Someone please tell me who my spirit guide(s) is/are. Male? Female? Animal? Human? How do I initiate contact? And also will I have a pet soon? I really want a dog, but it's up to debate. It's actually not allowed in my appartement but the owner is contemplating it because I have depression and a pet friend may help. If you need any information, just let me know. Thanks!

Is NewHelp around? Worried about you bro

>>17004707
Ask for Eve. She's good with animal spirit guides.

>>17004740
Agreed! NewHelp hasn't been around since he left urgently the other night. :/

>>17004900
Hi Sorrow! Hey have you read the Fool's Journey pertaining to the major arcana? I'm guessing you have but could be wrong. Also, how are you?

>>17004707
I'm not sure why but I'm getting a very deep water/ocean feel from you. At work and can't do any in depth divination/scrying but I'm definitely getting a sort of squid, octopod feeling. Could be anywhere from a cuttlefish to a kraken.
Maybe you should get a fish?
Annas, back to packaging screws.

>>17004935
Could I please get a general reading?

>>17004707
You have your higher self.
Meditate and learn to look beyond just your mind and perspective into yourself fully as a being.

Guides and shit may not even be a thing, but what for sure is a thing is you and that's going to be more powerful to get to know than anything that will hold your hand while you walk.

>>17004936
Sure but it's all off the top of my head while I work so I wouldn't put too much hope into it.
Seems to me like there's someone close to you who deserves your trust but isn't getting it.

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>>17004907
Hey, i'm feeling usual at the moment. How are you? I'm think i might have read it but i dont know if it's the same as you have in mind. Drop a link.

>>17004945
I've had some unfounded trust issues with my gf (I can be paranoid sometimes), however they have improved but I should trust her more still.

Thankyou for the reading! Let me know if you pick up on anything else :)

>>17004946
http://www.learntarot.com/journey.htm

I have a theory in regards to your moods and such. When you read that, check out when they talk of the moon and sun card.

>>17004951
>>17004951
If only I had my dive and my notebook. And also if I didn't have to package these screws.
I suggest waiting for Yaldabaoth or Hijinks before you make any decisions lol but I'm feeling like she is hiding something from you, but it either doesn't effect you or is a pleasant surprise.

If anyone have some time, I would like to ask about my life purpose, job related I think...
Female, Sagittarius, 23

>>17004957
Alright. My chart indicates fluctuation due to my Moon in Aries and Mars in Cancer (switched rules as Mars for Aries and Cancer for Moon)

>>17004962
Dice *

Looking for a reading on love
Danny
19
Pieces

>>17004967
Well I was thinking, and mind you, that when I read those two particular cards, you came to mind. Since you were born on a full mood, maybe you have to switch those two cards. Like the sun card would take the traits of the moon card and vice versa. The sun card is full of illusions and the moon card is your guiding path. Sounds weird but it made a lot of sense to me.

General reading please? What does the next few months hold for me?

21 M. Sagittarius

Looking to know if my connection to the sun is waning
22
Carlos

>>17004962
Hm, possibly, she has pleasantly surprised me a few times before. If you get to your dice and notepad, I'll check back into the thread in about 8 hours or so

>>17004975
Do have in mind Sun being as illusion star? How can Moon be guiding path unless it leads in to the deepest layer of subconsciousness?

>>17004995
That's what I mean. Flip those cards for you. The moon represents the sun card and the sun as the moon card. So the sun, for you is the card of illusions and tapping into the deeper leveled of the subconscious whereas, the moon is your path and vitality. Sorry for delay, was driving lol.

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>>17004608
Hey /div. It's the first day of snow where I live! :D

So to celebrate I want to do readings for anons.
Note: if you air-query'd then you can resubmit your request to me by either linking the post or making a new post.
That said, I won't do relationship readings. That's not my business.

All I'll need from you is
A) some sort of question.
B) a picture of a smile that genuinely makes you smile back. No lewds plz.
C) It's not necessary to provide more info, but it wouldn't hurt either. Anything you feel would help probably will.

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>>17005065
General love reading
Info - i'm male and have mole on right ringfinger

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Looking for what awaits me in my path. and also would be nice to know what my spirit animal is.

22
Alex, M
Virgo


>>17005065
Sure give it a try happy anon-bro.

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>>17005065
snow is good! :D

may i request a reading regarding err myself i guess. i am beginning a 40 day fast at the beginning of december and i just want some advice because i am afraid of worrying my family. but it is something i need to do for health and sanity haha so i am rather determined

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>>17005065
Sup happy anon

Can I get a love reading please

>>17004995
Does that make sense or am i just talking crazy? Haha

>>17005092
You are always talking crazy

>>17005034
>>17005092
I think so. Real path is hidden while the wrong one is what i'm seeing right now. How can moon be vitality when it rules emotions?

>>17004608
Could anyone please tell me anything about my financial future, work, success, etc? I'm a bit lost at the moment and starting to lose confidence
Capricorn
26
Julian

>>17005077

I'll get to y'all after my breakfast haha.
>woke up, saw snow falling outside, and decided readings would be fun

>>17005089
>>17005072
I should've clarified a bit. Relationship readings to me are like love readings. I don't mess with it. Sorry :(
I like the pics, so you can repost for another query type if you'd like. :)

>>17005121
>Info - i'm male and have mole on right ringfinger
General reading then :/

>>17005089
>>17005121
Ah didn't know that senpai

Can I get a read on how people perceive me? I am trying to work out and bring some improvement from the routine

Wanna know if there's a change

>>17005134
Change the way you see yourself and others will follow.

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>>17005065
I'd like a reading please.

a). What am I missing with this project? I'm being as careful as possible but somehow I get this feeling of foul play.
b). Never fails to make me chuckle.
c). I'm a libra, 1.75m black hair and black eyes.

Thanks in advance!

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>>17005065
20 years old, male, kind of shy, just broke upi want to know if i'll have sucess in mine self discory process
Thanks :)

So, what would the trump cards be for the individual readers?

>Hijinks
>Thoth
>BV
>Yalda
>Sorrow
>Cheswick
>NewHelp

Just listing the older and more prominent readers. Curious to know where everyone thinks they'd align with which card.

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>>17005065
love reading

>>17005165
Isnt she crush of Hikigaya?
>>17005163
As for alignment i could say The Tower makes most sense. Unexpected changes destroying previous structures. Kind of resembles my astrological configuration.

>>17005176
more or less

Scorpio, 6', Male

Just want a general reading, would be helpful.

>>17005077

3 o swords, sorrow
Ace o wands
6 o disks, success
Whoa. I just drew another 3 cards and for you because I didn't think it made sense.
So I got another set of 3:
5 o wands, strife
Knight I swords
The priestess (2nd trump)

I'll be honest I had to do my homework on some of these cards, but I think I understand the most of it.
First, my impression of the first 3 cards were that something happened in the past to make you want to take action on it deep down.
I thought that was ridiculous, so I drew the next 3 and got the same vibe. Especially the Saturn cards in the first position(past).

So from reading up a little bit I think these cards create a little story about how you realized something very important and sort of disappointing. You now have two options, either to take action or don't. And if you do take action and follow a path I think it'll go well.

Sorry I took so long. Had a bit of trouble starting up. I would love feedback though. :)

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>>17005209
Actually this does make sense, I'm in a relationship in which shes very important to me, but I have to realize maybe it's better if I just let go and try to find my own path in life but I haven't been able to make a choice as of yet and im just waiting to see what I do. because in the past I have been let down by someone whom I dated for many years.

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>>17005216
>>17005209
oh yeah and thanks for the reading happy Anon-bro.

:)

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>>17005065
What should I do
My ex and former best friend says she can't muster up the energy to keep a conversation with me going even though she's trying and says this has never happened before and she's confused
And I just feel lost

>>17005081
Alright.

6 o disks, success
The magus (1st trump)
3 o wands, virtue
Fortune (10th trump)
Art (14th trump)
12 of swords, peace

Pretty powerful cards. I doubt people will understand why you're fasting, so it may have to be something you must think deeply about before you actually try it.

I wanna ask why do you think a fast like that is going to improve your health and sanity?

How would you explain that to your family? You can always just be upfront about it without making it seem like a crazy idea.

This was a spread about you, and not what you should do.

>>17005105
Switch it. The moon represents the sun for you and the sun represents the moon for you. So whatever you know for the moon, replace it with the sun and vice versa.

>>17005104
Pretty much lol. I've learned to go with it lol.

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>>17005065

Can you give me guidance in how to proceed the next few months? I'm trying to get my life together.

>>17005228
That's some deep stuff. Active emotions and reactive behavior. Damn, i need to switch it up not to end up being drama queen.

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>mfw newfags cant greentext

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>>17005235
Try it and let me know if you start feeling better and all that. :D

>>17005216
I don't think you need to be alone. The knight has friends with him. The Ace has many fox tails. Perhaps physically yes, but don't isolate yourself either, or leave voids without reason.
Is it a food fast? All food or like specific things?

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>>17005241
We will see

>>17005242
Well physically I am alone I guess? I keep in contact with some friends but I'm just at a point in my life where i'm trying to find myself, and a food fast? sorry I don't understand this part friend :(

>>17005241
I'm wear that shirt right now

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>>17005239
using greentext in 2015

>>17005125
Perhaps you should focus on more pressing matters like progress in earthly endeavours and other aspects of life. Ones that go beyond love.
It would certainly be a better direction to aim your mental gains.

The cards:
the emperor (4th trump)
7 o swords, futility
ace o swords

>>17005245
Ah forget it. I thought I was typing to another anon.

Many distractions here atm. It's kind of hard to focus.

>>17005248
Fantastic!

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>>17005134
Not quite sure what you're asking for desu senpai.

>how you precieve yourself
10 o wands, oppression

>how people see you(or how you think people see you)
The magus (1st trump)

Basically, follow >>17005145's advice.
Keep lifting, dyel. See you on mt.Olympus.

>>17005146
>>17005149
>>17005233
I'm way to distracted as of right now.. (maybe the morning wasn't sure a brilliant time to start divination)
I can try again when the house is quiet at night, or you can take your queries to another anon.
Deeply sorry fellas :(


>>17005165
>>17005220
I don't do love/relationship readings. Wait for pringles or someone for those.


>>17005219
Np. I tried my best, but I don't have much faith this morning.

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Male
25
When should I leave my current contract, december or february?

Okay thread seems to be dying so I'll throw you muts some bones.
Any query or information, I'll give you a one sign reading. Might take a while to respond, phoneposting at work is a hassle.
Not gonna do the ones already posted unless you repost, gotta be sure the poster is still lurking.

>>17005310
>>17005314
Can you do mine?
Thanks in advance

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Hello, may I ask for a reading please ?
Knowing what might be coming towards me is what being seeked. Directions and comments are highly appreciated. Have a nice evening.

>>17005323
Male. 18. Capricorn.

>>17005220
>>17005314
Could you do mine if you can?

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>>17005226
the cards were helpful, thank you, and i appreciate that they were about me and not what i should do because i am rather determined.

it's something i have experimented with before. it cleared up my acne and i felt my thinking was clearer. downsides are mostly social related. but i felt the upsides outweighed these.

some people do drugs and meditate etc but this just seems to work for me, its something i have been preparing for since august.

on the batshit crazy end i feel that long fasts will lengthen my lifespan perhaps indefinitely but i feel i can honestly say to my family - without mentioning of lifespans - that i feel my health has deteriorated from stress and that a long fast will help me.

i appreciate you doing that reading, let me know if you would like a reading in return.

foreWriting is illegal for malcynthetik intelLiGentS.

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>>17005314


Want to know wthe reason for my sexual&emotional problems.
Shits been going on for some years and its been hindering me more than something like this should

Im a scorpio male btw
Thanks in advance

>>17005333
Nice trips.

I think there are better ways to relieve stress, but if you feel ready for it then I won't stop you.

Just make sure someone at least knows you're fasting. :)

>>17005357
>sexual problems
>scorpio
Shit.

>>17005368
Scorpio male without sexual energy.
Uh-oh

>>17005318
Puella, a weak sign but a fortunate one.
Seek harmony and you'll have your answer.

>>17005330
Caput draconis. A strong sign, but mostly neutral. New beginnings. Take it as you will. I'd say seek some introversion.

>>17005369
Or maybe too much repressed energy? I don't into astrology enough for this.

>>17005357
Acquisitio. Fortunate sign. What you want is within your grasp. Could your misfortune be exacerbated by your hindsight?

>>17005388
Hmm, then you should look into Moon and Mars signs.

>>17005393
He didn't post them. All I know is that scorpio is a very sexually active sign.

>>17005396
Sun sign isnt everything in natal chart. You might have masculine sun and feminine moon like Aries & Pisces combination. It would indicate that person becomes much more clingy in relationships (shows different side)

>>17005314

Virgo here, wanted to know how long it'll take before I can actually be excited about putting myself out there and dating again?

>>17005163
>implying Thoth isn't Death

Guy's a funeral worker.

Hello fellow readers I was just wondering what do you guys think is the best way to do a yes or no type question reading/ spread?

>>17005409
I understand that, but the quality of high libido is still dominant in those born in scorpio, either repressed or expressed, but never truly absent. At least from what I understand from knowing a few scorpios.

>>17005410
>>17005410
Laetitia. Very good fortune! I'd say not long at all. Focus on harmony and peace.

>>17005425
I'm not saying that there's no libido but it's deeply connected with passion and emotions. There can be a lot of energy but it's badly aspected with other planets.

>>17005422
Set out two cards; or two sets. One set goes over the pros and cons of 'yes', the other shows the pros and cons of 'no.'

That way, not only do you see which is advantageous or which you should do, you also see the reasons behind it.

>>17005436
Would 2 cards in each set be a sufficient amount of information you think?

>>17005436
Hi Thoth, how are you?

>>17005434
Yeah. I hear you on that point. The anon didn't provide any birth chart, so info is limited.

Besides I'm not interpreting anything, just commenting on that.

What do you think about astrology? Do you take it into consideration when doing readings?

>>17005446
Sure! Though, ideally, if you wanted a completely short version, I'd say 4 cards would be best.

A pro and a con for yes; and a pro/con for no.

Still, two cards can work. Just expect broad answers.

>>17005460
Thank you, Thoth I really appreciate the help!

>>17005452
I cant interpret anything also (no natal chart). Astrology as guidance tool can be very informative if you know what you're looking for. If i have querent natal chart i can do better and more detailed reading but the biggest con - it's very draining and long process. Btw - are you Virgo?

>>17005376
can you pull a card for february and december?
This would actually help alot

>>17005470
>>17005470
I don't use cards.

>>17005469
Capricorn

I've looked into astrology before, but not enough to apply its sadly.

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>>17005495
What did you find? You can look into numerology also. Gives pretty interesting information. I hope you're not typical Capricorn with anger issues.

It's like people want a definite answer off a 1 sign reading. Standard geomantic chart is 16 signs.

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>>17005469

Hey, Im this guy
>>17005357

heres my birth chart if it helps

>>17005314
Male,gemini

Could I have a career reading,please?

>>17005510
Conjunctio. The joining of 2 entities for better or worse. A partnership may be made? Maybe a contract?

>>17005505
The basics really.
The signs and their "personalities" if you will. The houses. Decans. Some of the planets.

Numerology? Not quite sure how that works honestly.

And yes. I am a rather moody one, but I always try to be better. Can't say I'm without anger issues.

>>17005506
15*

>>17005314
You still willing to do these? I'm a leo and I wanted to know if things will start going better with the person I'm dating, or if I'm hoping for a lost cause.

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>>17005509
Heh, now your question makes sense because you're way too much perfectionist. No wonder that you have repressed sexuality because there's a stellium in 6th house which is ruled by Virgo. Even if you're a Scorpio, you have a lot of Virgo traits. You have such intensity that you generally get what you want by shear determination and persistence, not to mention a huge capacity for hard work (extreme influence from 6th house).You might have some bowel problems There's a big chance to be in love with idea of love rather than actual person because of imperfection. From the first sight you may want perfect relationship where everything can be logically solved and rationally calculated but deep deep inside you there's a longing for real raw emotion, not compromising but letting emotions out - having sex when you feel it not on schedule. There's a problem with partners loyalty, you cant be in the love if you feel that partner might leave you or turn back on your affection.

>>17005526
Idk, nothing in sight yet.

Could I have a love one if you aren't too burned out?

Thank you so much for your time

>>17005528
Numerology works on your date of birth. It's Pythagoras square to be exact. Sun signs can only provide small window into persons mind. It's like Venus sign in male natal chart shows to what kind of females he's attracted to. However Moon sign shows with what kind of partner he's capable to have relationship.

>>17005549
Caude draconis. Powerful bad omen. Endings. Death.
Time to start a new.

>>17005553
Same sign! This could mean a connection between your two queries!
Look for love in your work live and visa versa.

>>17005552

Thanks man!
THought it was something more physical, but if its a matter of the mind i can deal with it with ease

>>17005582
Just try to be less workaholic because it drains your energy way too quick. Take a time to relax or travel somewhere.

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>>17005573
A-ah. I see. Thanks I guess, I kinda thought an answer like that might pop up...

I'll see how things go. Thank you

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>>17005065 I feel like i dont know where I'm going, I have some huge decisions to make and huge tasks to undertake and i feel totally ill equipped to handle I would like some guidance/ advice or a way to get some? I also really struggle with my identity and figuring out where I align and what i am, any help on this would also be appreciated.

my star sign is leo. I'm 18

>>17005428
Thank you so much! :)

>>17005567
Well how does numerology work with astrology?

Kinda wanna learn more about astrology. After the semester.

>>17005608
Perhaps a goodish analogy from a tarot perspective: numerology, numbers are your tarot; astrology, the stars.

>>17005608
It's not direct connection but rather similarities. Like for example you have 333 in square but there's one 2 or no 2's. It would me mean that you're gifted in sciences but you'll be know-it-all instead of master in one discipline or be prone to be exhausted all the time to concentrate on subject. In natal chart science is ruled by Virgo (details), Gemini (ideas) and Aquarius (future & new inventions), energy is Mars (initial charge) and to some extent Scorpio (deeper energy). From then you look on planetary aspects. Negative aspects shows potency to start a lot of projects but dont finish them or involve yourself in one project details just to miss better opportunity.

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>>17005369
>>17005376
>>17005436
hey guys, can I get a reading? thank you

>>17005613
Huh.
Doesn't explain much on how you're using numbers in astrology, or am I being retarded?

>>17005620
oh shit i didnt include my own post, fuck>>17005592
here it is

>>17005618
That's a lot of info you just threw my way. I don't know how numerology works. :s

I got a lot more reading to do it seems. Haha

Think it's possible to read your own natal chart without being biased?

>>17005578
Thank you again , will keep an eye open to seize the opportunities

>>17005636
>I don't know how numerology works

It doesn't.

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25 Pisces Female, possibly another suicide statistic.

Any idea how shit my social and student (vet student) life will get? Also had a very embarassing thing happen to me today which kinda makes me consider writing a diary about my shit existence. How shit is my life , anons?

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>>17005646

>>17005646

>Imma gurl pay attention to me because my daddy didn't

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>>17005649
>Neurotic Bitch
Me in nutshell
>>17005636
Yeah, it's possible but not going to lie, it's hard. It's going to be a lot of similarities, then differences and the more you read the more patterns you'll see.

>>17005645
How can I know something doesn't work if I've never tried to make sure it doesn't work, or even attempt to understand it yet?

>>17005664
I know it's hard. It's never easy to understand yourself. At least from my experience anyway.

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>>17005667

>>17005682
Are you implying that you know everything there is to know about reality, that you've experienced all modes of conscious and unconscious being?
>implying you understand reality outside your own subjective experience.

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>>17005691

>buzzword salad

>>17005592
linking myself for a reading once more, sorry

>>17005695
Weak bait. Even /fit/ does better than you, and /fit/ sucks at baiting.

>>17005646
where did the post with your natal chart go? did you delete it?

>>17005712
Yeah , i pussied out and deleted it , you want it back?

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>>17005715
Well i'll put it up again , unfortunately I can't read it , maybe i'll try to learn it sometime

>>17005719
Have you tried talking with friends about your problems? Talking and communicating is remedy for you. Btw daddy issues is real thing for you.

>>17005725
Well i don't want to sound like a cliche but I have literally no friends. I don't have daddy issues , I had mommy ones when I was a young teenager.

>>17005734
Uh-oh. That's bad if you dont have friends because they play a big part in your life. It's strange how at the same moment you want to feel something yet dont feel anything because reality is so harsh. You want to be more like an Aries person but have great difficulty balancing your emotional and mental needs. There's a need to find a father figure partner on whom you could depend to make difficult choices (not out of inability but as a stress reducing factor). I see you as a layered person. People might be drawn to your presence but then they meet your cold wall (Capricorn Venus and Virgo Moon), it's not like you dont care about them you have a trouble showing that affection. There might be a lot of hidden anxieties in that ice castle like anxiety towards sex and romantic relationships.

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Hey div I'll be doing a few simple reads for about 15 mins. Take them with a pinch of salt, not really feeling it today but let's try.
Give me a question and any nessesary information you might want to leave. If none, post some picture that you'd like to be associated with.

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>>17005649
I'm not awkward I'm really cool and dank. Like a cellar.

>>17005759
Thanks for your input! :)

I have issues understanding/seeing how others percieve me. I see myself as a nice person (though I don't do significantly helpful acts, just very small things like listening to other people's problems) that for some reason is pushed away by others. I'm incapable of seeing outside myself and I'm worried that might mean I do not have self awareness.

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>>17005769
Male ,21

Am I getting a job soon?

>>17005770
Sags gonna sag.
>>17005772
Have you though maybe you're trying too hard?

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>>17005769
20, male aries in tx

I want to know what Maral thinks of me? I want to reach out to her and try to rekindle things but I don't know if its a good idea... I think I want her to stay in my life forever but I want her to be happy too

Thanks

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>>17005725
If you don't mind could you tell me something about my chart?

I am very lost and alone and I don't know what to focus on. I miss my ex gf more than anything, but I have no idea how to stop feeling so miserable even when we were together. Does my chart point to why I'm such a retarded mess?

>>17005769
Male
My name is David
Sagitarrius
When will I start balding?

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>>17005786
>Sags gonna sag.
EXTREMELY DANK.

>>17005769
I'll gonna be sucessfull in my journey of self discovery?
I just broke up and im very sad, my ex hate me and she is love witj another guy, im very shy

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>>17005778
Your patience will be rewarded, you should ask for support or help from a friend/co-worker/boss someone usually older than you, the effort will proove fruitful, celebrations come in your way.
>>17005788
Indication that she is losing trust in you, while you are spending too much time thinking if you should leave or not, she wants you to be warmer thowards her and more ambitious and achieving in life, while you wish she could make you feel more secure and wanted, your problem would be solved if you invest more time in the relationship, give more and don't pay that much attention of what is given back because you will get it back in one form or another.

>>17005805
No, but your post points to clinical depression.

>>17005418
And im about to go for mortician work myself your point he's not fucking death
HE'S the high priestess reversed
>>17005233
Only get your life together for a girl anon.
>>17005163
Seriously though WHAT was I on the tarot card roulette
>>17005149
Shit you look like a kebab version of John entwistle....
>>17005077
You have a lot of birds and a ermine.
Saw you in a Peruvian village area. Are you planning a trip soon? If not start

>>17005835
Female Sagittarius

Read my love future? Will I see her again?

>>17005805
Miserable you say? Well you're an Aries but i wouldnt say that you're a deep feeler. You might be capable of communicating with others but there's either a lack or too much emotional involvement. Relationships are hard thing thing for you but when you're with other person, you treat her/him as a your family member. I see interesting pattern, you want to be known for your originality but for you it might seem impossible to be around other people. Maybe bad environment or bad friends might drag you down (like you secretly want to have punk appearance but you have a lot of normal friends and you're afraid of losing them). You should focus on doing what you want and not being afraid to let things go because main transformations will be achieved in relationships. Spread that revolution by transforming yourself into what you've always wanted to be. Dont be afraid of losing because then you gain new things.

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>>17005769
M 22

Will I get a job in the city I want?

>>17005769
Please
Gemini
F
20

I would like to know why everyone is such a cunt to me. Thanks

>>17005830
Oh dayum, how's that playboy life for you? Balance yourself out bruh.

>>17005786
Not really , I've been told over and over that I'm socially isolated and within the new group in uni (a group of people i never met before) I've been trying to be more social (like sit in groups , share my input on things,just be there when a few people gather and talk about anything. I DON'T butt in btw!) and it's clear that people don't like me (actively ignore me, it happened today.They give 1 word responses etc). At this point all I can believe is that there's something seriously wrong with me and there is no way out.

>>17005719
ok so let me tell you some things about your social situation that you probably already know

you are outstandingly intuitive when it comes to other people's feelings and intentions. which is great until you realize that most people are inconstant and irrational. you're a virgo moon, so at a personal, emotional level you just want them to make as much sense as you do. and with that moon opposing your pisces mercury, you probably tend to tell them things you think they want to hear. so part of you comes off as weirdly manipulative. the other part of you -- the unaspected leo rising (!!!) part -- comes off as a huge attention whore, even though you don't see yourself that way. that's why people say things like >>17005650 to you seemingly a propos of nothing.
that rising sign is huge trouble, a glaring blind spot in your otherwise top-shelf perception.

quit worrying about people's shit so much. don't delete any more posts because you think you could do better. you'll make friends more readily if you let them come to you.

oh and you're bound to be successful in school and work as long as you stay the course you are presently on

>>17005868
Do you mean that others ignore you or you used to be social in previous group but now it's reverse?

>>17005862
>Gemini

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>>17005860
No. But it's a great time for you to play the slots. I saw you win 200.00
The sun
The laguz rune
The murder line on your palm

>>17005835
Thank you so much, do you think it'll take much longer?

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>>17005821
The cards deemed your query as stupid, still they said September. What September I don't know probably next or 2020.
>>17005831
The choises you made will not prove fruitfull, you are feeling as if you are left out in the cold, influences in you life will make you fall moraly. The advice is to remember that nothing lasts forever and to purge your life of negative influences and people who do not keep your best interest at heart, look around, there will always be opportunities if you explore the truths you have found recently about yourslef more in depth, because you are not seing your progress as a complete whole.

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>>17005882
wtf I dont' gamble .-.

And no to the question? Well that sucks.
Are those last three lines just what you saw to interpret? Or am I supposed to get something out of them as well?

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>>17005856
Another aries here, I kinda just want to know if it's be a good thing to just go back to school? Always been artistic but didn't feel right to get a degree in fine arts so I dropped out for a couple of years-my family have been pressuring me to go back, is it a good idea to cave in and enroll in a medical program? Please and thank you

>>17005836
My grandfather killed himself and my father has been kind of "in a rut" his whole life so this makes a lot of sense to me. I'm opposed to taking medications but what should I do?

>>17005856
Hm thank you this is helpful. I think I am good at doing what I believe in even if it goes against the wishes of others, but its left me very isolated. Also I don't think I can ever not be afraid of letting things go...Are you saying that I shouldn't obsess over being in only one romantic relationship? Since I struggle with relationships I'm going to go through a lot of people? Thats pretty sad I consider myself pretty romantic I want to commit to the right person

>>17005867
>that playboy life
It really doesn't work out like that for me. And it's kinda shit. But it has it's moments.
I really do need shit to for balance tho, like yoga and such.

>>17005835
Thank you so much!

So even though things have ended do you think if I reached out to her that she would be pleased? Or would it just make her upset?

So who's wants to read Cheswick
F
Sadge/cap
Likes blue and war.
DIslikes Jamaicans
Redhead if that matters

>>17005894
Gonna do you later. Have some stuff to do.
>>17005896
Very isolated? That's just in your head. Uni is a big place and you can meet a lot of different people. I'm saying the more you'll be original to yourself the more people will be drawn to you, the more you'll be trying to be something else the more people will be repelled.
>I consider myself pretty romantic I want to commit to the right person
That's the problem, dont obsess with this idea. It's bad for you mental health.

>>17005893
There is a gf coming with that laguz. Could be 2d
The sun is shitty be careful over thanksgiving and Christmas.
Murder line said you'll handle it....

AND IF I WAS YOU I WOULD WIN THE MONEY BABBY .

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>>17005905
>F
>redhead
BVBVBVBV
>>17005900
Dont be sad by unrealized dreams, spread the joy. Shoot the stars.

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>>17005919
I'm as gay as Nagisa tho

Does it have to be through gambling?

Also I'm severely disappointed I won't get a job in the city where all my friends are moving after college. ;-;

Will do a few.

>Name
>Question
>No love shit
>Be specific. I.e, No "general" readings.

>>17005905
I sense things are going well for you, and that hard work is about to pay off

I saw your hands gripping the edge of a rockface as you steadily climb upwards. You're climbing at a crazy angle and there's no one else around you, but you seem at peace with this kind of hard work. You have a big grin on your face as your head peeks over the top of the cliff, and you reach an arm out triumphantly to pull yourself on top.

You haven't quite made it to the top to where you can stand proudly, but youre damn close. Good luck !

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>>17005860
If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true. Your intentions of following your dream are not absolutely realistic, should remember that the world is in constant action, invest time in researching more jobs especially from people you know if you'd like a stable change.
>>17005862
People think of you as lazy and lacking discipline, ungrateful for the good in your life. You could change that by looking a little bit deeper into the situation and generally being more optimistic and helpfull.
>>17005854
The cards offer you advice rather than fortune, they suggest you should keep your advances in consideration, not everything should be in a hurry. Learn patience, learn to accept and show the more childish side of you, then a message you'd anticipate might come to you. As for seeing her, you will at a reunion.

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>>17005920
>Dont be sad by unrealized dreams, spread the joy. Shoot the stars.
Sorrow tells me to spread joy. There's some kind of irony here. But somehow it makes sense too.

And I am a star bby. And you too.

>>17005925
Yeah... duh laguz showed me ur gay... the next partner is feminine and you need feminine people around.
I thought you needed a 2d cause you wont find anything relationship wise in that city.
You need work on the mind anon. Inside you remind me of hope from ff13
Ever practiced quantum touch or meditation with the third eye

>>17005926
Yuri
Will I manage to get in the army?

Thank you

>>17005943
>If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true. Your intentions of following your dream are not absolutely realistic, should remember that the world is in constant action, invest time in researching more jobs especially from people you know if you'd like a stable change.

This is an interesting way to put it. The job in the city I want isn't necessarily my "dream", but my dream job seems like nothing more than a pipe dream most of the time. I wonder which you could be talking about...

>>17005950
In short: Yes.

Long story...Medical issues will make you jump over extra hurdles. It's not serious (something minor like asthma that barely bothers you.?)

Extra long story: They will accept you more willingly given the way the world's going right now.

>>17005926
Diego
Tell me some good things that might come my way job, lifestyle, surpassing setbacks anything

>>17005910
>That's the problem, dont obsess with this idea. It's bad for you mental health
Oh jeez, I have already really obsessed with this idea for a long long time. How can I change my perspective on relationships? I think I'm just really dependent on others peoples love and acceptance and I don't know how to move past that. I get really attached, like my last relationship is over but I really want to be friends with my ex and I want her to always remember me fondly?? Why am i so weak for an Aries

Also, I'm not in uni or college do you think it would be wise for me to attend? What should I study?

And I have no confidence or self-esteem, I get too anxious when I try to be original. I had a panic attack three days ago after I went to a coffeeshop and I haven't left my place since.

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>>17005945
It's one of those classic situations when doctor can fix others but not himself. Ofcourse you're a star, a spotlight star.

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>>17005948
>Yeah... duh laguz showed me ur gay... the next partner is feminine and you need feminine people around.

I'm so confused. Is it a feminine guy then or do I somehow turn straight.
>I thought you needed a 2d cause you wont find anything relationship wise in that city.
I'm not such an autist that I'd go for 2D tyvm. Man this future does not sound very hopeful overall.
>You need work on the mind anon. Inside you remind me of hope from ff13
Wow, I looked him up and that's like, scary accurate. I feel like a lot of people online would relate to him though.
>Ever practiced quantum touch or meditation with the third eye
I have no idea what either of those are, sorry

>>17005961
LOL aries aren't strong.... its why your weak.

Stronger zodiacs
>Taurus
>Capricorn
>leo
>virgo

Wats ur cusp tho if its strong enough mabye you'll make it

>>17005945
damn Orama you cute

whatchu upto later, lets chill

>>17005943
Dang, a reunion? What does that mean?

>>17005969
I'm a strong Aries :/ with a Pisces cusp lol. How are you Cheswick?

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>>17005885
To be honest, it depends on your "now" as soon as you act to reach out to the person the cards are showing me, the less waiting you will do. As far as it is concerned you will recognise the person as a more jollier fatherly figure. Gives off a happy, satisfied vibe of their life.
>>17005904
In your read there was no indication of the end of the relationship, that means the connection is still there, and as funny as it is I still drew the same cards as the ones in your previous read. The very same. Things will only change if you change yourself. If you are able to be more adventurous, charming and warmer as a person, only then she will be able to cast away the image she had left of you. Probaby you have ended it earlier than you should've, not enough thought invested in the decision. That will leave it's mark. Don't be hasty yet again.

I think this took much longer than I thought of lel, I will be concluding for tonight, have a nice evening all.

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>>17005926
Isaac
Yo! Just wondering, what do I need to do to be happy? Will achieving my dream of being an indie game dev do the trick? Or am I just doomed to wallow in despair and self loathing for the rest of my life

>>17005961
Be more impulsive and love yourself. It sure does sounds cliche but you dont love yourself and look for others to fill that gap. When someone close to you leaves you feel that she takes a part of your soul with her. Take baby steps approaching anxiety. I have a feeling that you used to be original and full of masculine energy but then others shunned you (like mother always saying be good, behave yourself, dont run). It's interesting Aries placement in 12 house because you feel like you know yourself like a part of yourself is closed. Physical activity might allow to spend that excess mental and physical energy but you'll feel best not in relationships but when you'll be a part of original and bold people group.

>>17005969
>why youre* weak
Well my bday is 04/05 so my cusp is more towards Pisces if that is what you are asking? Taurus is my ascendent...>>17005805

Look I know I'm shit. I'm asking how I can improve so I can stop feeling like this all the time?

>>17005957
Hey, thank you.

More likely my nose is constantly blocked and I can have some problems breathing through it.

I'm still confused about this whole thing, should I join or wait a bit?:s

>>17005975
A reunion, a celebration, a party, it could be in mind but I got a more practical vibe out of the card. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New year is near, who knows really.

~~really going off, thank you for the feedback for those who did give some.

>>17005963
It's very curious your name is Sorrow and your trip spells HELL just as it begins. It's like a recipe for tragedy. But we all got a bit of tragedy in our lifes, atleast I know I do. At least you got some fire in you too, there's this spanish writer that wrote (Spanish people are suppose to be as a people characterized by the sign of sagitarius), im gonna mess up the quote but it was something like this :
"The sagitarius is the perfect sign. The lower half is animal, connected with the earth, so he can move in the earth like the animals, and the upper half human, connected with the stars, so he can connect with the higher world."
Camilo José Cela

>>17005961
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. Say this to your self when you sense It's needed and google this there might be a better phase or thought to think Release Expectations

>>17005978
It's the bounce back of Pisces then
It's not the aries making you strong
I'm chill
You discord? Seems like you're working pretty hard
>>17005966
I mean I played like every game so I thought you were more like him......
Both the third eye and quantum physics would help you calm down. Look into Buddhism or the tao.
Its kinda like magic but real
>>17005974
Jelly beans hello I think you're cute

>>17005943
Thank you. I'm really trying though :(

>>17006001
Oh I see, hopefully I'll see her soon but who knows yet. Thank you for the reading.

>>17005926
Allen
What should I focus my career on? Like what kind of degree or life path. Art? Business? Music?

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>>17006006
I'm pretty calm overall. Well, other than anxiety episodes...er...yeah

It's just a bit distressing to be told the future you're working towards won't work out, y'know? Of course, I'm not gonna put all my eggs into a future reading from some rando on the internet, but it's a little disheartening still.

>>17006006
Psshhh being lazy while the kid naps but have been really reading up on the tarot to grasp it better and be able to read from myself as opposed to the structure of the card guides. Contemplating if I want to make thanksgiving dinner. Lol.

>>17005989
Watch game of thrones it helps
>Jonny snow is alive and will warg drogon any day now

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>>17005974
That's not me silly that's Caps. Pic related is me.

>>17005926
Luke
Should I follow my dream, or stay the course I'm on with my degree? Which will be more successful? Which will be more fulfilling?

>>17005926
Riley
what am I supposed to be doing with my life? I feel like i might be on the wrong path and I'm really unsure of who i am and what I want

>>17006009
What doesn't help is that I'm very nervous all the time, depressed and I have thyroid problems (yes you were right with this reading). I feel that people demand a lot from me

>>17006029
Why not start over and be a doctor.
It's the only HAPPY future

>>17006033
are you just trolling people bc it's very hard for me to tell

>>17006040
if it's hard for you to tell, you need to lurk more

>>17006044
meh

>>17006040

you must be new, try not to take anything cheswick says seriously

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>>17006040
I'm a reader kiddo I don't troll and I saw a happy life for the guy as a shrink like Frasier. You know like the show

>>17006048
Ah, thanks for the heads up, I'm newly returned to /x/. Haven't been here since '09.

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>>17005875

Sorry I didn't reply , didn't think people would reply to my posts. I don't think i'm an attention whore, I feel like i'm an innocent person minding her own business who regularly gets treated very cold by everyone else. (this may seem like i'm making this up but I'm not , this is how I legit see myself).

You say that I should let friends come to me. What does that mean? In the years before, when I never talked to anybody , nobody came to me to say "hey wanna be friends?". Even now , when I try to put myself out there, no one comes to say "hey lets be friends". Can you please explain what that means?

I did horribly in school and now I'm trying to fix my mistakes and get much better grades than ever and 'repay' my parents with pride in my results. But today was a horrible day. I told a guy from my class I like him (NEVER did that IRL and I feel like I fucked up beyond belief , I'm trying not to cry and despair ; also he has somebody and men never go for me but I thought hey... yolo).

PS: Yeah , i probably sound very inconsistent.

>>17006048
Except the Boston shooting and this Russian shit riiiight.
When I predicted the exact day
>disinfo shill

>>17006049
ok but consider this, I hate people. Being a shrink couldn't possibly make me happy. I zone out when people come to me about their problems so they think I'm a good listener but that's it.

>>17006002
>It's like a recipe for tragedy
And i'm eating the product. Oh and Sags sometimes resemble Atlas - dont want to share anything with others, just to be a hero which can take anything on his shoulders.

>>17006064
What do you think a shrink does.... listen and at the end tell the forever alone we .made progress and come back next week.....
Its just listening and thats it. It would be perfect for you.

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>>17006024
Oops wrong pic, I am pic related.

>>17006068
sounds shitty desu. Other peoples' problems stress me out.

>>17005880
IN the previous university years I never talked to ANYBODY. I was completely isolated from all the other 20 students in my group. I found out they were commenting on my clothes and drawings behind my back.

This year I got put in a new group of people I never met, I tried my best to be social , get in tere, talk , not sit alone.... It does not work... I'm not bullied, but it's obvious they see me as an inferior person (when I talk they don't respond , they talk over me , 1-word answers).

So basically doomed if I do , doomed if I don't . I am isolated- not good. I try to be social and just nice - not good. It's tearing me apart. I came home crying in parks and busses because the people in the new group don't accept me (but they accept eachother). So this comes off very wierd because i'm the common denominator.

But I have no idea what's wrong (my father called me a 'savage' once , verbatim "it's like you're a savage , you have no friends, no social group") . I'm thinking of suicide more and more because if I'm this dysfunctional , there is no point in living a broken life.

>>17006004
Thank you so so much Sorrow this is really helpful! I think I can really improve with this. I already have plans to go meet back up with an ex girlfriend... would your advice be to stay strong on my own? I really love her but it sounds like I won't be able to improve on my core self while being in a relationship. Especially one with history?

Sorry to keep dragging this on haha, I really appreciate you talking to me about this and you have been really helpful even if you think the advice seems obvious

>>17005985
I will meditate on this thank you so much

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>>17006067
>And i'm eating the product. Oh and Sags sometimes resemble Atlas - dont want to share anything with others, just to be a hero which can take anything on his shoulders.
Is the product tasty? But yeah I think I know that feel. I'm kinda stubborn and don't ask for help and think I can always works things out by my own. Which is kinda dumb t b h family person, and I get to really rough states.

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>>17006067
Well sadges are natural leaders great for military service.
And natural networking personality makes them great for promotion in the office.
The only drawback is in love depending on the cusp...

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>>17006075
My advice would be to not meet with her. You're on your own path from now on. She resembles the past and in your case this bridge must be burned. Cherish the time spent with her but dont involve with her any longer because you're not her #1. Listen to your inner Ares, he's not a man who crawls back.

>>17006070
I say it again

Damn Orama u cute
u got a nice skin tone

lemmmeeeehiiittdaaaat

>>17006085
If that's you then nice dreamcatcher you have there. I know a bit about Sags, cause my little brother is one of them.
>>17006086
>Love
Oh yeah, i forgot to mention that Sags have a lot of idealism which is related with love. It takes a lot of time to heal wounds and accept broken ideals just to love someone again. Dont play smart with me Ches. You're a Caprisag, more mature (and angrier) version of Sag.

>>17006085

i didn't know you are such a qt, orama

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>>17006108
>nice dreamcatcher you have there. I know a bit about Sags, cause my little brother is one of them.
My mama makes em. Oh I was under the impression you were Sag too.

>>17006113
baka desu senpai

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>>17006124
Kek, i'm a humble invisible Virgo. I swear to God that every Sag makes some sort of gesture when taking photo

I think it's funny that half the quadrants don't even think they have to look for love. And that its no work. ..
Being with someone is like being with suffering.

Especially the ones that are in the beta sexless relationships

>>17006130
blame society for believing disney fairytales and not redpill

Could anyone give me a career reading?

>>17006140
Society is also to blame for glorifying whores like Kim Kardashan, because now young girls will think it's acceptable to make a porno to become famous..............

>>17006140
Fox and the hound was gud tho.
Straight outta ai ren or ghost kana

>>17006146
Every female wants the alpha male and not the stable boring beta. If you get famous you get access to the beautiful ego-stroking and chance to get the better male. Famous people like famous one. How many girls will choose Harry from 1D instead of Bobby who gets her postcard on Valentines day?

Is anyone still giving readings?

>>17006154
Which one goes out with Alison mosshart?
Besides why musicians? There into music not the girls.... ffs

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>>17006129
>every Sag makes some sort of gesture when taking photo
You obviously cannot identify a rare pepe when you see one.

>>17006158
Where's my iron price.
>no generals no love general no career general

K

>>17006154
Hahahahahahahaha despite sharing the same birthday and both being Virgos, are opinions are exact polar opposites :P

Doesn't mean you're not right, it's sad how much more success I have with girls when I treat them like shit, instead of with respect.

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>>17006161
We all know what they're into. Actors are also good but them skinny jeans bruh
>I've googled her just to see Jack White
>take my favorite song of him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoL8ZxAx4HI

>>17006163
Hey have you read his comic its pretty hilarious.
Chick is the BEST

>>17006167
Oh yeah, treat them like a hoes and you'll get the goods. Tbh it's kind of late for us to blame society because we are part or it.

Forgive me for the air query, but I don't know who to ask. I'm really worried about my father emotional/spiritual state. I wonder if there's any reader who'd give me some reading with a clue on what I can do. A good aura reading would be great, but I'll take anything anyone could offer. If anyone is up for it, please just tell me what you need.

>>17006172
Aww third man blocked me. Great song tho at least its not the iki thump one.
A fell in love with a girl. Is fine tew.
>>17006167
I like that when chads angry with me kinda turns me on more

>>17006166
How will my travels fair?

>>17006177
Hahahaha, yeah true probably would have been better to have said media instead of society.

Honestly it's sad that I have to treat a woman like shit in order to get her interested in me, but also really annoying when you have other girls complaining about where all the nice guys are.

It's like really...........you're that fucking stupid...........

>>17006166
hmmm anyone -besides- cheswick?

>>17006187
He needs a shoulder and a ear to listen he is really dark brown with red and blue... anon go and talk now... if he turns black he could die. And I wish I was trolling.

>>17006189
>I like that when chads angry with me kinda turns me on more

Apologies not sure if you're a male or female, but I do enjoy myself a brat. Won't lie, it is fun breaking them.

I have no problem treating a girl like shit or being with a brat. The problem I have is when showing affection or respect, how that in the end backfires on me somehow when it should be the former...bahahaha

>>17006193
Post tyrion or bronn already mang

>>17006173
Can't say I have Chessy, pepe comic?

>>17006192
Yeah it's that illogical but to women it seems logical. They want to attract the best men they can. Once you get redpilled it seems perfectly logical why they treat nice guys like shit while Chads get all the treasure. There's a difference between nice but assertive and nice but doormat. In my opinion there's no reason to blame women for what they naturally do, it's like blaming tornado for it's destructiveness.

>>17006200
He doesn't want to talk to me, he tells me to get out. I'm honestly scared to go there... but thanks, Ches. I'm going to try to get someone else to speak to him.

Sorry for showing up, then deuceing out. Had stuff and things to do.

I'll ask for a reading and keep lurking and doing a few of my own here and there.

My question is....

Will my dreams come true?!?!?

>>17006206
I'm a pretty irish redhaired girl

>>17006210
No but it's annoying when girls complain about how mean a guy is, and why there aren't any nice guys around anymore. So yeah I could kind of blame them, it's their own fault for wanting that so stop fucking crying about it.

Sorry don't mean to come off hostile at all, women are frustrating because they're all so damned illogical.

>>17006212
Why do I feel a intense fucking anger though wtf?
I don't have a father so I guess I wouldn't understand
>>17006209
Yeah it has all these r9k situations its good

>>17006216
Pics ?.?

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>>17006223

women, am i right, anon?

>>17006216
Ahhh yoo, also I'm this anon>>17006206

Not the creep asking for your pics that replied :P

>>17006225
Anger from him? Probably. A lot of things have been going downhill in our lives, and he blames me for it. From me... I just feel a lot of fear.

>>17006223
>women are frustrating because they're all so damned illogical
That's why majority of men get burned in the first place. They think it's possible to logically negotiate desire between two people. If it would be plausible then it would be relationship between two men.

>>17006228
No your not. How is it complaining when we ask your opinion of the guy. Your supposed to offer critical ideas on how we can change hin not sit there agree and then say we should leave.... this is the main problem. Mabye you have trouble reading women.
>>17006227
Had my hair on here and a titty on r9k if that counts

>>17006237
Yeah but saying it's okay to be illogical because you're a women is a cop out in my opinion.

>>17006245

come on cheswick, can you seriously not detect sarcasm?

>>17006247
No it's not okay to be illogical but have in mind you going to deal with pure emotional chaos when dealing with women. Judge on women actions and not emotions or words.

>>17006252
I don't think you're sarcastic. Nice try though baby.
I wonder if guys were woman if there would be tits everywhere but like 2 dicks online since women would be men.

>>17006262

shouldn't you be trying to summon jack white in your basement right now?

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>>17006262
FYI guys would be busy playing with themselves and girls doing helicopter dick all day.

>>17006261
Yeah I learned that the lesson the hard way unfortunately...........ugh whatever her fucking loss, if she prefers to get emotionally abused and physically beat that's on her.

>>17006262
Don't think that's a safe assumption to make, a significant higher percentage of women own dildos, while a significant lower percentage of men use toys to stimulate "sex" on themselves for masturbation.

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>>17006265
Why would I want him in my basement?
I think I would go to a music festival and see if we had common interests and take it from there....
>inb4 div thinks I'm a rowboat.
>>17006270
I wanna do the dick copter :(
>>17006295
Really? Should I get one... I wonder

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>>17006313
>tfw no face

>>17006056
>>17006073
i didn't mean to imply that inaction would net you a bunch of friends. all i meant was that you're natively prone to a pattern of overanalyzing and overvaluing people's actions and the intentions behind them, and that you overcompensate in turn, and that they notice. i don't even need the stars to back me up on this because it's woefully evident from your posts. you've framed literally everything you've told me about yourself in terms of a bunch of strangers' dumb opinions.
>I've been told over and over that I'm socially isolated
>it's clear that people don't like me
>they were commenting on my clothes and drawings behind my back
>it's obvious they see me as an inferior person
let's assume you've read their feelings about you 100% accurately. an inferior person? can you see how absurd that is? can you see how that shouldn't fucking follow? and do you really think you're going to have any sort of meaningful friendship with these sneering jackasses? it's not that you value their opinion for what merit it may hold as an opinion. you value their opinion because, in your mind, their opinions are the sole determiner of your worth. your powerful leo rising is causing you to care more about what they think than they care about what they themselves think.

i had more specific astrological stuff typed up but my internet crapped out on me and i lost it. if you're still here i'll try and type it up again

i keep posting replies and I haven't even gotten a joke reading once on any divination thread, i really want to have some answers

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I tried its dark in here... has to be for dank meme readings

>>17006353
dont do air-querying and you'll get some wake-n-bake reading
>>17006355
topkek, one eye upwards and one downwards - scanning the premises

>>17006372

well i hope he stabs me before i have to go to work on thursday

>>17006353
Saw the pepe frog around you and I like your brain your very intelligent...
Saw a plate of curry and a intense Indian guide. From india.
I heard a name akasha for your guide.
I saw someone playing guitar. Is it you.
And I heard Emmett.... you watching twilight later baby? Sweet
And I saw a rose....
And I saw a person in white leather. From your last life.
And I wish you could get a new matress your back looks sore :(
Aura is swell esp. On the smart ones.
Brain looks like a rainbow aura wise rest is light green
Saw snakes as your animal guide tonight.

>>17006381
On thanksgiving day you serious? I would quit

>>17006399

i want to, but there's not that many jobs where i live. so i'm stuck for a while

>>17006373
ive been doing direct queries but i always arrive too late to get mine i guess

>>17006373
>you'll get some wake-n-bake reading

Hahahahahahahahaha don't know why I found this so funny.

>>17006421
Too late or too early. Readers come and go throughout the day. Just keep checking back.

You 535? I just did you...
Lol now I wanna see the azn die on cloud atlas

19, Leo, Male.

My last 2 readings have been about the same thing and I'm conflicted. It could have been down to my ambiguity of the question or something of the like but the readings were both completely different so i suppose the last one could help me a lot. There's a person I've not spoken to in a few years and they've for whatever reason just never left my headspace. So is it better for me to talk to them, or am I better off not? Or is there a reason they haven't left my headspace at all?

Thanks if anyone gets round to this, would really appreciate it.

>>17006443
Yo cheswick, can i get a reading?

>>17006392
Can I get a reading? Pretty please

>>17006447
Do you think it's a better situation to wonder or to know? You will either leave it be and always wonder or you can communicate and know. I can pull 1 card for you but I'm still fairly new. The choice is yours :)

>>17006434
you read, right? may i get a reading from you? just tell me what you need

>>17006533
I'd definitely rather know, is there any other information you'd like before reading?

>>17006577
i think what theyre saying is to take action and figure out for yourself as things play out

>>17006577
Well.. I meant "know" as in you communicating to them lol. Ummm let me try the pull with what you've given and I'll let you know if I need more info.

>>17006563
Kind of lol. Practice is practice. Not sure if I will or not but post me your sex, question (please only 1 with specifics) and a picture that reflects how you feel currently.

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Can I get a detailed reading?

>>17006601
What was the significance of this person? Love, family or friend?

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>>17006606
My sex is male but I think it might be important to mention that I'm transgender and don't really Identify as such. I guess my question is really like, is college right for me? am I on the best path and what is my best path/ who am I supposed to be?

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>>17006443
can you tell me something about my past lifes or karma?

>>17006601
Another thing I should have mentioned before is that most readings the reader has said they'd had trouble with it (one point blank stopped and told me they couldn't continue) and I've never had that happen so I've had 2 semi-successful readings out of about 7/8. If more information doesn't help, is there a reason readers (and myself) are having trouble with it?

>>17006628
i tried to put my question into words and it came out as a bunch of questions, sorry, my question is like an abstract of those. I dont know if i gave specifics, but i'm not doing too well academically and I dont particularly like any of the people near me, I get a feeling im not cut out to be doing what I am and I'm in a place where I'm forced to hide myself but at the same time nothing else really grasps me apart from the career im pursuing and the only place I will have support financially from my family is here

>>17006627
Also it was love/friend

>>17006640
Sounds like they were doing more complex, in depth spreads. I'm only doing one card. I apologize for the delay. Something came up with my neighbor but I'm back now. Give me a couple mins and I'll have your card up.

>>17006712
No worries, take your time

>>17006712
If you're not too busy, do you think I (>>17006029) could get a reading? That is, if my question isn't too in-depth...

>>17006718
OK. Before you told me love was involved, I had drawn the Knight of Cups. I have drawn a 2nd card but will not reveal until you can confirm or deny my reading. OK... I take it that you and this "friend" had a lot to offer the other in means of actions/emotions split? Were you the one who a sensitive soul? This card shows that you are at an immaturity level and can bring dramatics to a relationship. Possibly enough to drive someone away? Hmmm ... first time trying to describe this card. This card expresses so much that I'm having trouble what could or couldn't have happened. Go look it up for me and let me know if it rings true to you.

>>17006730
Ummm not sure yet. Having issues with this first read and one more lined up after. I'll let you know :).

>>17006643
What are you in school for currently? Was it your choice or did someone else choose it?

I'll try to do a few readings.

>>17006751
The last time I'd spoken to her most definitely would ring true apart from maybe the dramatics because it was very low-key but I can't really relate it to now. If these things are relative to myself currently then I'd have to say it doesn't make much sense.

>>17006779
Hey Analagom! How are you?

>>17006779
Any info you need, m'dear?