Tell a short horror story. 3 sentences or less

/x/ is currently censoring ideas.

With quite a bias too.

Will the truth be among forbidden topics?

>>17001849
OP is a faggot

yes it's true it is

but if he's a faggot then am i a fig?

We already have a thread like this. >>16987997

OP is a dumbfuck who can't search or use the catalog.

And then his skellington popped out.

>>17001849
I think i fucked your girlfriend once, maybe twice i dont really remember. Then i fucked all your friends girlfriends. Now they all hate you.

I came home one day.

I went to my computer, turned it on, and tried to get to 4chan.

"Internet not available".

>>17002591
Steve Albini fucked Pac-Man

The govt controls the internet.

4chan is all but gone.

Memes are a thing of the past.

>>17002679

Holy fuck dude that's ... don't you think that's going a bit too far?

I mean, I'm alone in my house right now and I could've sworn I heard a man chanting in my basement after reading your story.

What have you DONE??!!

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You walk through a door. Suddenly, you are on the floor. To your horror, everyone is walking the dinosaur!

I come home from work and it's eerily quiet.

Switch on the TV just in time for the news anchor to repeat that nuclear missiles are headed all over the world and tells everyone to seek shelter.

My entire life has changed, and I either die or survive based on sheer luck.

And then she smiled

I tried to grab her hand "NO!" I said

The last thing I saw was her hair as she fell..

>>17001849
You look at the mirror
the reflection blinks

>>17001849
He died there.

what was that?

>>17002412
This story scared the shit out of me.

>>17003017
3 sentences you retard.

>>17003017
missread was three words.

In another time they had been friends.
watched over her all these years.
but her time had come and the reaper was not a friend tonight.

>>17003024
Or less, you retard.

There is a mexican.
He is in your house.
Its not taco tuesday.

>>17003036
Rate my story:

You suck dicks.

>>17003045
shit there goes my back up career.

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>>17003045
Gotta get that genetic material in order to evolve desu senpai

I was chased by a ghost
I got away with nothing but a scratch.
Fucking hemophilia.

Yelled to the Cabbie, Yo home, smell you later.
Looked at my kingdom i was finally there
I could sit on my throne as the Prince of bel-aire

>>17001860
This is the second time I've heard this. What ideas are being censored and why?

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Slowly, he lowered the razor blade away from his jaw. While his one hand fell, carelessly releasing the blade to fall to the floor, the other carefully rose towards his face. Shakily, he dabbed the droplet of warm blood he had watched fall to his cheek in the mirror as he slowly began looking up..

No milk and wanted cereal.

Fuck my life.

Jerk off to traps instead.

Lost virginity
Her vagina had big teeth
Doesn't matter had sex (once)

>>17003044
fuck

>>17001849
there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
it was accidentally shot off
when he bought a sawn-off
and now its all he can do to just touch it.

OP existed

>>17001849
My muffled screams, struggling to escape my bloodied lips, fail to deter the stranger as they push the needle through one last time.

My vision begins to swim as they tie off the final stitch on my tightly-sealed mouth; despite the copious quantities of wolfsbane swilling about my blood stream, I can make out the gruff words of my aggressor before fading away entirely.

"Call it overkill, but I prefer it when my dead men tell no tales"


Eh, it's pretty shit-tier but who the fuck cares.

>>17002591
Shit, I was gonna post this

>>17001849
There once was a guy.
Then he got spooped.
Then something happened and he was spooped no more.

The End.