How can we be 100% certain that everyone we meet is human?

We can't.

Also, humanity may not be a species native and/or exclusive to earth. For what it's worth.

sssssomeeessssss of ussss are sssssslimey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

Of course, you can't be 100% certain, but seriously just go with the much more simple explanation.

>>16997612
I hear the greys don't like the cold so soldiers at area 51 carried canisters of liquid nitrogen to control them.

>>16997639
>Implying Occam's Razor has any use on this board

>>16997672
No, more along the lines of the Drake equation.

>>16997607
That's why we sniff one another's asshole when we greet each other.

>>16997607
You need a super soaker filled with liquid nitrogen just to be safe.

>>16997754
Dog poster identified. Does your master know you're using the internet?

>>16997660
I don't think anyone likes -200 degrees celsius.

>>16997910
"m pretty sure all the soldiers back then we're rednecks that probably didn't give a fuck.

>>16997607
>How can we be 100% certain that everyone we meet is human?
It's 2015! You can't just determine someones kintype without asking!

>>16997882
Woof! Fuck you!

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Agreed.
Can't consider the subhumans here human...
Look at their field trip schedule.

>>16997607
You can't be certain of anything, your senses lie to you constantly.

>>16997771
You're concerned about the Titan Mosquiblarians, then?!

>>16997988
I fucking Kek'd

So, explanation on that pic. I know it's a fake, otherwise it'd have a story with it, but I can assume SOMEONE sometime posted it with a good story (or at least a readable story)

>>16998039
Could be whipping her neck back to move her hair. Just super extreme mode.

>>16998048
Yeah, but still. I'm in the mood for some creepypasta and that picture looked like it could've had some old-school creepypasta "So I worked where this girl used to rent movies and one day"-shit attached to it.

>>16998048
>>16998055
She looks even deader with better quality...

>>16998066
Awesome. It did give me a quick chill when I saw it after looking around trying to figure out what the pic was of.

>>16997998
constantly, how'd you know?

>>16997988
Kek

>>16997607
how can we be 100% certain we are human ourselves?

>>16998039
>I know it's a fake
its not, its an actual video taken from a redbox security camera apparently, I've seen it.
im not gonna be assed to find it though, since a quick google reveals only OPs picture seems to exist anymore
She walks up to the redbox machine, does the head thing then leaves, i cant remember if she got a movie or not.
The vibe I got was she was all "Fuuuck" like either her card wasn't registering or there wasn't anything good in the machine. albeit with an unnaturally flexible neck.

>>16998262
>albeit with an unnaturally flexible neck
And paired with those legs, I want to meet her now. I don't care if she's a demon or not.

>>16997607
how are you certain you are human?

Only trust people you've personally reproduced with, and your parents and siblings... I guess.

>>16998450
how do you know that your parents are your parents and your siblings are your siblings and your offspring aren't fake?

>>16998470
You can you know anything?

>>16997607
DNA testing.

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>>16998575

>>16998575
Jack Skellington Jelly or Slunder Mon?

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>>16997672
that's very true

>>16997607
Have you tried going to the reality where everyone is human?

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ayyy

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>>16997612
I heard nasa has 53 species of aliens confirmed on earth.
And u can't what about this

i know ive seen some freaks on the Manhattan subway lines that give me pause. Huge blue eyes, often very far apart, with a kind of cold focus in them. variations of that.

>>16999661
This is the first Kaitlyn Jennar meme that's actually funny.

>>16997607
The Gom Jabar

One of us is the sustainer. Because of dissociative personality syndrome, we all exist and un-exist.

>>17002598
Hey, sustainer here.

How're things?

>>17002598
>>17002612
Samefag

>>16997607
Would.

>>16997607
How can humans be real if our eyy loma's aren't real?

>>17002880
Damn.

>>16998575
Can't tell if alien or drug addict

>>16997672
kak

I guess since everyone's waiting to hear the great big sin.

you never will be

>>16997607
You can't.
They could be a planet.
Or an attack helicopter.

>>16997607

>>17008390

read this, i just posted relating to this thread

>>16997607
>SHAFT.png

>>16997607
Are you retarded? What else would they be?

>>16997660
what if they rape your monkey brains with their big psychic dicks? can't use those canisters while having 5 seizures simultaneously

>>16997639

It's no more complex to assume physically similar aliens or cyborgs are blending in with the rest of us, especially when that's what intelligence insiders are saying.

How dare you assume I am human

I am a proud windows computer monitor from the early 90's-kin, and you cis species normative fucking SHITLORDS need to open your ducking eyes and learn not to judge other people by their appearance unless thy are people of color or women, in which case you need to go out of your way to check your privileges and remain a respectful 500 feet away from an resist making eye contact with at all times due to many I their triggers which have been violently PTSD'd into them by simply being alive it's you disgusting seagull people who need to educate fucking yourselves to the differences and the beauties of all people from the non binary gender fluid bi teams racial ethnic relating pseudo turtles male to trans she punk lady or the noble rhino/concrete plant-kin

Reblogg for my sisters we will overcome

Shes just pissed that redbox doesnt carry some of the finer classics like "They Live" , "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and "Men in Black"

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>>17008837
>Men in black

Fucking kek'd that movie was shit

Inside of all people is a spark of divinity, a soul, an atman. However I think there are many of the negative hierarchy walking around in the guise of human form. They don't know themselves that they are of the Qlippoth which mirrors and opposes the Sephiroth. People are of the Order of Blessed Souls, they are of the Order of Wicked Souls. Look out for people totally devoid of spirituality seeking pleasure and power constantly. Indeed no one is perfect, but these things are different from a Blessed Soul that sins. A soul will feel remorse and probably seek redemption.

As the demons of the Qlippoth were once angels that fell, so also can people of the Sephirot fall. Perhaps everyone has an evil doppelganger waiting to take hold over the body and mind of a person, and a good soul resisting it with the aid of the Holy Guardian Angel. Some think it possible for the fallen to be redeemed and become holy again.

This is creepypasta but it is an accurate description of the world, like Plato's cave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaW9Pdzg2k

>>17008907
The Orders of Infernal Spirits:

>False gods
>Lying spirits
>Vessels of iniquity
>Revengers of wickedness
>Jugglers (Deluders)
>Airy powers
>Furies
>Tryers (Accusers or Inquisitors)
>Tempters
>Wicked souls bearing rule

From H.C. Agrippa's Occult Philosophy Bk. II Ch. XIII and Bk. III Ch. XVIII.

>>16997607
I suppose a blood serum test could work

I am pretty sure i might be a synth.

>>17008983
what the fuck are you even going on about

>>17008983
im pretty sure if you were a robot it would be really easy to know

>>17008983

woah there dude, ease up on the video games

gotta say though I played some huge amounts of Super Mario back in the day and never once did I rise from the machine think 'holy shit I'm an italian plumber'

>>16998575
someone with an extreme weight problem. not far from death without immediate help. maybe a just recovered cancer patient

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>>16997607
by the look of it?

need some of that grey pussy know what im sayin

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>>17009251

Look again. And then once more.

i saw some rant on youtube with some black supremacist who said that all white people were aliens that ran off rage or something like that

>>17001532
Like Bubblegum Cabbagepat or whatever Sherlock's name is?

>>17008856
First one was alright, second was bad, third was just...ugh.

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>>17012297
>Bubblegum Cabbagepatch

>>16997607
We can't. But they clearly are. It's utterly retarded to think otherwise.

>>17008983
Polyphonic or monophonic?

>>16997607
See how pale their skin is. The paler it is, the more human they are.

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>>16997607
tfw no gf that do doge style and look you in the eyes at the same time

>>17008484
That creep me the fuck out man

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>>16999642
lmao

>>17013831
Abbos are cool paleolithics.
Leave them alone.
They crossed a damn ocean before everyone else had the balls to, and then they just relaxed, all naked and shit.
Then white people came in with their pointless and frivolous "industry", blew shit up, built shit up, and are racing to their graves.

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they are among us.
[spoiler]trust no one[/spoiler]

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they can be anywhere

>>16998575
>>16998677

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>>16999642
ulehhh

>>17008983
Tell us about the Institute.

>>17009331
How do you know they got a pussy? Maybe it's an inverted spike dick. You don't know.

>>16997988
kekled

>>17008801
Are you really saying it is just as simple to say we have aliens and cyborgs practically indistinguishable from regular people mingling around as it is to say people are usually just people?

Big assumptions require big justification

>>17008983
Well, let me just kill you and see if you're carrying synth parts

>>17013956
>animayyylien

>>16997989
>put toes on edge Sunday
>Jump Monday
>Immediately grab the ledge and hang on until Tuesday when your grip finally gives out

We can't, but I've never been detected.

>>17016724
And neither have I.

>>17008856
Shit taste detected.

I really think I'm a penis

I am secretly a spider

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>>17009536
>white people were aliens that ran off rage
kek ya ok

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>>16997607
a man can believe what he wills
but he cannot choose what he wills
this is the beauty and horror of life

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>>16997607
>How can we be 100% certain that everyone we meet is human?
How can you be certain that YOU'RE human?

>>17013867
grow up

reptiloids and anunnaki are allergic to alcohol.

grays, space aryan and bug people cant eat pork. it causes a abnormal protein disorder (prion disease) in them. its like us eating a cow infected with mad cow

so every one you meet try to get them to drink alcohol and eat a piece of bacon and if they wont you will probably get money if you can take them down and bring the corpse to the government for dissection

>>17019950
>inb4 MUH CAPITALIZUM!
but really, think about this asshat, white people do not think in terms of "we".
white "people" have the privilege to interrract with the social and political structures of our society as individualsand EVERYYYBODY loves them.
you are "you," I am "one of them." Whites are often not directly efectfected by racial oppression even in their own community, so what does not affect them locally has little chance of affecting them regionally or nationally. They have no need, nor often any real desire, to think in terms of a group.
white "people" are 100% supported by the system, and so are mostly unaffected by it.

>>17019974
Grass is always greener, man. You have white people complaining about black people getting scholarships and shit for being black. Everyone always thinks someone else is getting more than them. Just drop the materialist thinking altogether and laugh at the people fighting over worthless shit.

>>17019972
>Muslims and Jews confirmed for Ancient Aliens

>>17020010
I'M supposed to drop the materialistic thinking? im not the god damn capitalist white guy here. wtf. I'm TRYING to show YOU guys how to. like seriously living every single day with institutionalized racism and then having to argue its REAL, ya its is tiring, and sadmakes me so fucking mad. but if we express any emotion while talking about it, we're tone policed, told we're being mad. SO in any racial argument in America is the Angry Black person, and racial discussions shut down when that person speaks. The Angry Black person invalidates any arguments about racism because they are "just being overly sensitive," or "too emotional," or- playing the race card. Or even worse, we're told that we are being racist

>>17020021
Shut the fuck up asshole. people are dying because YOU are supporting a racist system that justifies white "people" killing Black people, and muslims and all the minorities. so fuck you

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>>17020031
nigger

>>17020031
Hi Tumblr

only thing we can be 100% certain of is that we can't be 100% certain of anything else.

>>17020051
Look how fucking COOL you are!! WOW! fuck off, your impressive litterally no one with that shit. go back to /pol/. i'm trying to have a disgussion here, and thats all you imput, of course. let me guess. you're a white.
white "people" are good as a whole, and only act like monsters as individuals.

>>17020070
Fuck off, tumblr is retarded, I dont go there. What so anyone who isnt a god damn racist is a tumblr user? last time I checked, YOU with your racist friends are the minority now haha!! It's discusting to still be racist in 2015. I know people that are, well, I KNEW. i dont stay in contact with racists, I havnt talked to my parents in 3 years because there racist.

>>17020031
Everyone is getting fucked over. It's an equal opportunity civilization for that. Racial stuff is to keep us divided.

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>>17020097
Well, you come here and act like a nigger, insulting everyone who doesn't agree. So that's what I'm gonna call you. You're acting like those BLM rioters.

>>17020098
Nice try, but youre wrong. white "people" are PROFITTING off of the downfall of minorities. the worse things get for black people and muslims, the richer YOU get, white the rest of the world has to deal with not only poverty but also racism. Whites LOVE trying to play the victim, always trying to make up a story of how you have the shitty side when you are the RICH RACE. ffs.

>>17020110
Wowww, honestly. just wow. how old are you? seriously. using that word doesnt make you seem edgy or cool. fuck you.
why do you use that word? really. ANSWER ME THAT. I have bad news for you, you are out numbered. your racist way is OLD and the world is grown to be more LIBERAL, so we will NOT tollerate your racism. soon it will be illegal. will all love black people.

>>17020097
You're ether some roleplayer trolling, trying to see how many /pol/locks you can get riled up, or an SJW who is quite lost.

>>17020118
Lost? Oh, so, only racist assholes can be into paranormal shit? hmm Oh? yeah thought so. Keep your racism to yourself if you can't take the heat asshole.

>>16997607
How can we be 100% sure that this board isnt a big meme

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>>17020117
Acting like a nigger also doesn't make you cool, but you seem hellbent on doing it. It's like a miniature chimp-out on the net. This kind of unwarranted aggression and mindless violence is exactly why negroids have such trouble blending into civilization.

>>17020146
Oh my fucking god just stop. How do you act like a black person? they're a RACE not a personality type. wtf, your fucking retarded. Is this how you act around your family, I bet not. i bet your to fucking scared to talk like that because your parents would beat your racist ass. i'm so sick of how white "people" like to act like this. bullshit.

Everyone, stop feeding the troll and it will get bored.

>>17008983
Can you fill out a captcha?
Then you're not an android.

>>16997607
I once read a fascinating article online. It was about panhandling, and how beggars can make an incredible amount of money if they pick the right venue and just stick with it. To prove this, someone purchased a sex doll, dressed it up like a handsome young man, and curled him up on the street like he was a sleep next to a box with the usual "homeless, can't work" spiel written on it.
The homeless sex doll made insane bucks. After all, it never had to get up, find someplace safe to sleep, shower, use the restroom, eat, it could just be curled up there forever collecting money, and nobody would ever know.

Ever since I read that, I've been super paranoid about everything I encounter. You go into a store, you select goods and take them through the check-out counter. How do you know the person at the counter works there? Because they're wearing a shirt and a name tag? How do you know they didn't just walk in off the street and aren't pocketing all the money you give them?

How do you know they aren't a sex doll someone propped up at the register?

>>17020409
Hm that's interesting, yeah I mean look I get so worried about everyone I meet because of this whole idea.
and its something you cant tell "typical" people because this
>what do you mean ??? all people are people XD
so it just gets so fucked trying to figure it out on your own , and then even the people who ARE people you need to be careful about who they are, you know? since nowadays the pronouns are in the 100's when it comes to the real combinations of what people like. So then on top of that you might come in contact with ALIENS. and again who can you tell that too, especially since you might tell someone who IS one haha fuck.

I don't know if it's from something or not but I read somewhere that one people think that there are only a select few people on earth. (Like 10-1000 people) and that they must find the rest that are actually human.

Walmart Corporate Offices have a very thorough screening process. Those who have drunk deep of the Blood of the Sam were definitely human.

Not all people are human. Some are bodysnatched by these parasitic lizards called "vril". A lot of celebrities and elitists are but some vril walk among us in everyday life. This is parasite biology; nothing mystical. The parasite enters the brain through the persons eye and can gain access to the persons memory banks and imitate very well, however their emotions are not real. They have no empathy. There are also clones and agents out there.

>>16997607
No. But the majority of encounters are benign.

I heard one way to tell if some one is an agent or ayy lmao is that if they seem to constantly ask for advice on a subject but never change or never improve. meh. got this advice from montalk net a long time ago..

>>16998575
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>16997607
They're on earth, but the majority are similar and you will never notice them.Until they do something strange.

>>16998575
But... How do they find pants that fit that well??

>>17019913
>>17019913
Steiner actually rebuted that. We cannot compare a man to a stone or a toddler that wants milk (we cannot lump all of men together). Mainly, a man can become aware of what drives him to his will and then he can chose what he wills.

>>17013956
thats fucking hot i wanna rub my dick on that aliens anime tits

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>>17020051
>>17020110
>>17020146

>>17023442
so you side with the tumblrfag?

>>16997982
>2015
>being this tumblr

get out

>>17020386
Great answer here, do not know why nobody else ys keking

>>17023664
Because that joke was already made >>17019924

>>17009061
Is hard, to the ppl in Galactica took a while to find out that "Boomer" was a cylon.

>>17001556
I lold

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>>17023496
>being this pleb

>>17015596
> he hasn't read Descartes early meditations

>>16999642
bumfights, fuck yeah

>>17023040
those are baggy jeans

>>17020409
Because I am not some shy little faggot. I make eye contact and speak words to other humans. the lack of a response or life in the persons body...usually gives it away....dude are you ok? you seem a little bit fucktarded....

>>16997607
do an dna test

captchas dude we already got that covered.

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>>17020117
SHUT THE FUCK UP TWAT. TO ASSUME THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE DUMB VIOLENT ANIMALS OR THAT MUSLIMS ARE ALL TERRORISTS IS THE SAME AS TO ASSUME ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE SELFISH AND DESTRUCTIVE CAPITALISTS/MATERIALISTS...LIKE WTF IS THIS REVERSE RACISM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

>>17026488

But all white people are selfish and destructive capitalists/materialists. Don't even kid yourself.

>>17008983

Shutdown code UR-8917.

If you are still reading this, you are not a synth.

>>17026488
you fucking nigger animal

>>16997639
Name one thing that is not more complex than people first thought.
One thing. Just one, fucking thing.

You can't. Everything is always more complex than the simplest explanation.
Everything.

>>1702648
> OR THAT MUSLIMS ARE ALL TERRORISTS
They are, actually.

>>17008907
>They don't know themselves that they are of the Qlippoth which mirrors and opposes the Sephiroth
I support anyone that opposes Sephiroth. That whiny mama's boy wants to destroy the world with a giant meteor!

>>17028649
I would agree with the Islamic idea of God. Am I a terrorist? Just curious, since you said exactly that.

>>17021366
Fucking lost it.

>>17020097
>nigger
>tumblr
>troll

pick 3

>>16998575
When you see someone like this with your own eyes it's hard to look away.

>>17029084
Yes, actually. If you support a god that admits to causing fear in people who aren't followers, then yes, you are supporting terror.

>>17012371
I got the feels hard on the 3rd one man. All those years J's daddy was a hero the whole time

>>16998575

oh jesus that is NOT shooped either.

>>17020031
>thinks muslims are a minority

>>17027496

THE UNIVERSE

Checkmate, cunt.