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Welcome to Divination General!

Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.

If you're new, please read the STICKY first!
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074


Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings-- respect that choice.

>Querents: Always respect your readers and your fellow querents
>Readers: Always respect your querents and your fellow readers

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Previous thread:
>>16991640
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Sorry for repost.
I'm looking for someone to tell me a bit more about my Grand Father. He is a figure I mentioned in my early childhood, but i don't remember anything of it.
Some extra info:
Male, 26, Aries.
Thanks in advance.
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Looking on answers of my love life or when am I going to find a couple
Male 22 aquarius
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Thank you Poliwag for my previous reading :D :D
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>>16994360
Sorry I got caught up in something.

You: Four of Pentacles
Him: Ace of Swords
Opposition: reversed 8 of Pentacles
Advice: Two of Cups

I guess it's up to your interpretation. It seems like there is potential, but both of you are going to have to work on it. I suppose one issue is that ace of pentacles. It seems he might be too much of a realist and it could be opposing your idealistic side, but maybe with work it could work out. There might be more of a balance to be achieved if you really try.
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>>16994735

are you still doing readings, poliwag?
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Hey guys! Bump! Might do a reading or so later, just wanted to keep /div/ alive!
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>>16994740
I don't think so. There's some other hobbies I want to dabble in, so the only thing that would make me want to give a reading is if that person gave me a reading in return.
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If anyone's still doing readings, thanks if you get to this.

Male, 19, Leo.

I've been out of contact with someone for a couple of years. Fairly mutually but it's a daily thought as to whether or not it was a mistake or not. If anything, recently i almost feel a little empty without them. Is it in my best interest to talk to them or is it better to leave it?
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>>16994666
Satan and poliwag best buds
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>>16994827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNKttMFgaf0
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>>16994840
nice. doing readings atm?
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>>16994845
What do you need? I could hook you up before walking my doges.. Also it's up to you if you want me to try out this fancy Thoth deck I have yet to try.
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>>16994852
I'd like to volunteer being first test subject on Thoth deck.
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>>16994865
Do you want a Celtic Cross or a 4 card general?
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>>16994852
I wouldn't mind being a subject after you walk your doges if you're up for it.
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>>16994871
Celtic one if you dont mind.
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>>16994852

post pictures of doges pls
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>>16994900
>Lewd
He has the same doge as me
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>>16994569
male, 23, aquarius (not the other anon that posted)
i'm looking for love advice too. i like someone and i feel like in the future we could become very close, but it seems like outside circumstances get in the way.
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>>16994876
Yeah, uhhh. I'm not capable of interpreting this. I will post it, but the existence of so many court cards is nonsense for me. I don't think this deck is working for me right now.

Situation: Prince of Wands
Opposition: The Priestess
Goal: Knight of Swords
Far Past: Queen of Wands
Near Past: Queen of Pentacles
Immediate Future: Princess of Pentacles

Querent: Prince of Cups
Environment: Priestess of Wands
Inner Emotions: 3 of Pentacles, Works
Outcome: 7 of Pentacles, Failure
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>>16994927
>I don't think this deck is working for me right now.
Have you gone through and looked at each card, thought on it for a bit?
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>>16994927
That's supposed to be a Princess of Wands for Environment.

>>16994873
Nah, I think I'm going to put this back away for a bit until I finish reading this book.

>>16994912
And a Jack Chi as well!
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>>16994930
Yes. I have an idea what the problem is, though, but as of now I'm going to wait until the time is right to pull this deck out again.

I'm just going to stick to the good old rider waite for now.
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>>16994947
I like Dreamscapes myself
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>>16994569
Does any of you know why I'm feeling energy through the sole my feet? It's so weird
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>>16994927
Woah.... id say srs mommy issues with women and the prince of wands isn't healthy....
So mom would fix everything except a relationship? Hence the pentacle princess gf?

As for the other part there's a guy who is working on his emotions when he needs his calculus book getting him outta the money situation
>>16994937
YAY! I love Jack.
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>>16994947
Have you tried to making a story out these card interpretation?
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>>16994964
>story time every time with tarot time
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>>16994960
when do you feel it
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>>16994968
>prince of wands isn't healthy
why?
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>>16994978
It started the other day while I was meditating and now is random
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>>16994982
Because its a young guy who thinks he knows everything about life.... basically I always think of him as a meme autist.
However if it was a wise king of wands then I would be nice.
At least the wand king has experience behind his shit a prince or page Doesn't know shit.
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>>16994964
OK. Here. Let's try a different approach. Pick something a little bit more specific that you are interested in. Which of the following areas does it fall into?

Work or Business
Love, Marriage or Pleasure
Trouble, Loss, Scandal or Quarrelling
Money, Goods or Material Matters
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>>16994987
have you walked around outside barefoot since it started?
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>>16994989
Also its not just wands... its every page and prince or knight.
Tew young and too ghey.
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>>16994989
what? Nah, prince of wands is a hero, who thinks that he can protect anyone. A bit asslicker but not from bad side, more from naive side. It's a positive card, gal.
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>>16994994
It falls into love, loss and scandal
>>16995009
it's because ur a girl
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>>16995011
Hes a beta orbiter that doesn't have the intelligence to provide protection. At least the sword prince has a mouth on him... wands has nothing.
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>>16995003
Not barefoot, no
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>>16995020
>protection
kek, this isnt 1950's anymore. Provider daddies are the past, the future belongs to prince of sword and wands mix.
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>>16994735
28 M Aries year of the dragon Am I doing good in this world?
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>>16995027
>Tippy toppy kek
But I don't want a jamal... I want a marine American
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>>16995038
Master race American King? Weird tastes girl
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>>16994819
Self bump if anyone gets around to it.

General question though as it's fascinated me. What are the penalties (if any) for the reader? And how can I learn how to do it "properly"?
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>>16995020
>>16995011
Can we all just agree that Queen of Swords is objectively the best? Which of course by extension makes me the best.

>>16995014
OK well the process failed. I will try again at another time.
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Anyone still doing readings?
I've had issues being myself for as long as I can remember, mom stomped out my individualism at a young age. I'm great at learning and following orders and I don't want to be this shell of a person anymore.
I've been getting down to business, to defeat the khans, and self improvement has had a major impact on me, I just want to know that I'm heading down the right path.
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>>16995052
Queen of Swords is good for boys but for girls meh.
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>>16995050
>Penalty
Wat m8 never heard of this.... you mean not going to heaven right and becoming a shingami?
I really don't see this as a bad thing I can't wait for my death note once im dead.
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Looking for a health reading, since mine seems to be in decline lately, either due to muscles, bones, veins, a blockage, or something.

25, M, Scorpio

Would be very much appreciative, thanks.
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>>16995052
I mean if you're a beta guy its great...
If you have any opinions even 1 then nope.
And nope if your female. The sword queen is like the shark and your the one in a ocean of BLOOD enjoy!
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>>16995070
This is becoming /b/ rather than /div/
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>>16995088
>Implying
But this is 4chan? Why not have a realistic satirical look at each card.?
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>>16995050
I think you learn how to do it ok through studying and practicing.
If you don't make any ritual wihout self protection there is no "penalties" on readings, the querent ask, the reader answer and what the querent do with that info is their choice.
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>>16995094
Cheswick, please tell a soul how this week is gonna play out?
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>>16995094
Ye, realistically looking Kings are attractive and Pages get friendzoned all the way. Queen of Swords is a ugly girls who has to work all the way what attractive girls get without any effort. I'd rather be a Fool and you'd be Justice.
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>>16995097
Great, thanks.
What sources would be essential for beginners?
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>>16995054
I was just listening to disney sing alongs

Let me finish dinner and I will read for you
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>>16995094
I once heard RW The Sun described as "baby grinds horsehairs up his asshole"
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>>16995105
Realistically speaking I think I would be that heiorpant bastard.
I think you would be preferably the world
>>16995103
Saw someone either working or schooling all week.
Next weekend is going to be rad though.
You a wagekek anon? Just kidding
I wish you would just write music
Saw a coat.... guess its gonna be icy.
Decided to scry a card
I came up with temperance.... sweet!
Don't overwhelm yourself and I think you need to go out and have some sex
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>>16995121
Much appreciated anon
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>>16995121
If you have time for another could you do one for me?
>>16994819
If not, no worries
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>>16995126
>tellytubby card
>Pretending that its actually ABOUT good futures ever
>George constanza
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>>16995131
>World
>The World signifies completion, achievement and fulfilment
Ahhh, i wish but no.
Heh, Hierophant looks good on you, power through society.
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>>16995142
Oooooo I have a question do you like the man who sold the world
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>>16995148
David Bowie's okay, I guess
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>>16995150
Ok cool what about kaz miller whats you opinion about him.
>>16995144
I can see it though. Your totally the world.
I wonder what all the other readers on here would be
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Hi guys. It's that time of the night - two readings for two querents.
I'm a novice and need some practice. Try posing me a specific question, I'll scry it and try to give an interpretation of the images. Keep in mind it's experimental, so it might make little to no sense.

Might do more if the first two don't leave me all out of juice, but don't hold your breath.
If I think your query might be too difficult, I will let you decide whether you'd like to pick another or not. I work on a first come first serve basis.

The info I need is the following:
>Your favorite artwork (picture/link).
>Your gender (if you are trans, specify).
>Your favorite color/shade.
>Your favorite gemstone

The following things might help me focus, but they are not necessary:
>Something you've made/crafted (picture/link).
>An instrumental only track that conveys your current mood or your feeling towards the question (NO SINGING, but instrumental covers of songs are acceptable).
>Anything else you think could be helpful (if you post your star sign, specify both Sun AND Ascendant).

Feedback helps me hone my skills, so it is extremely appreciated.
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>>16995158
I'd like to hear your idea behind being "The World"?. Dunno Thoth would be "Death", Yalda probably "High Priestess", BV - "Lovers", Trogodia - "Hermit", Discord - "Temperance", NewHelp - "Hanged Man"
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>>16995167
Male
Red/Black
Lapis Lazuli
Virgo Sun, Aquarius Ascendant
General scrying plox
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>>16995167
No link but Mogwai - Young Team album artwork
Male
Light purple
Onyx

Song that correlates would be Mogwai - Ratts of the Capital

Question: I have someone I want to speak to, but haven't for reasons. It's been a very long time. Will this person ever be a big part in my life again?

(will provide more if needed!)
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>>16995143
It was the first time it ever came up for me
Ended up being very very relevant

>>16995054
>>16995135
>Past - Hanged Man

>Present - Queen of Wands

>Future - High Priestess

Well, the good news is, you are now aware of aaaaaall the garbage that came with such a childhood. You have surrendered, and you are ready to trust the deeper aspects of yourself.

You are discovering yourself anew, finding your footing as an independent entity.

Look to the Priestess and you will go far

You are the lynx
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>>16995167
female
light blue, maybe with a green tint
diamond or amethyst
cancer sun, pisces moon, virgo rising
How will the guy I like be a part of my life?

Hard to choose which picture, I'll go with this one
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>>16995176
BV has said The World is recurring for him

I find the Lovers frequent my spreads

But I suppose that is not the same as the card of who you are
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>>16995167

well you have two already, but if you can get around to me that's fine too.

>female
>bubblegum pink, usually
>amethyst

i just want a love scrying, will i end up alone? or is there a qt boy waiting for me? i hope i didn't forget anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCF8QzSTbR0
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>>16995181
Sorry, I don't do generals.
Will be trying to read >>16995186 first. You have some time to pick a question.
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>>16995167
>>16995186
>this is the artwork
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>>16995201
Question then - Who's holding me back? I feel like there's someone who's draining my energy.
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>>16995203
>kek
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>>16995191
>look to the priestess and you will go far
>you are the lynx
Care to elaborate, or are these things that will either make sense in time or will make sense if I put forth the will to understand?
Questions aside, very grateful for the reading.
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>>16995198
I guess BV wants to be Lovers in the future tho. To be honest i dont have any card which represents me.
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>>16995167
Hmm...
Male
My weakness.... Damnit I have no idea I can't choose a single colour. Green.
No faves either, so my birth stone: garnet.

A mask I made in the next post.
As for a song, I'm stuck between two. I want to pick this one:
earth & sky by virtual riot, but it's dubby, so idk.
My second choice is this one: instrumental of luv sic by nujabes (modal soul remix)

My question is about my progress as a person overall.
>am I heading in the direction of the future I wish to see myself in, and are there any obstacles that threaten my climb?

Thanks based anon.
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>>16995198
I tend to get Wheel of Fortune, The Lovers, Death, and The Star a lot for my personal spreads. Even spreads I have gotten from others usually depicts these for me.

I have gotten the Queen of Wands many times to represent myself, which I find surprising and flattering.
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>>16995158
Read my shit up senpai
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>>16995216
Ahh.. Nvm
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>>16995176
:D
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>>16994569
None of this shit works but at least this isn't the stupidest thread on /x/.
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Anyone want to trade a reading? I'm interested in getting one about what will happen this coming Monday or Tuesday to give me something to reflect on.
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>>16995196
Also here is something I've drawn

And here's music if you want:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNsgHMklBW0
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>>16995176
Bv~ the wheel
Thoth ~ the hermit
Yalda~ the magician
Discord ~ the page of cups
New help ~ the nine of cups
Trog~ king of pentacles

The world to me is like the ending of ffx when tidus realizes he has to die to save yuna....
Like the end is the beginning and the beginning the end.
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>>16995218
Page of wands
King of cups
Ace of cups
The devil lucifer

At least you can drink with your dad and reminisce.
He loves you anon
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>>16995230
Pff, then The World is kind of lame card. Endless cycle of end and beginning without any meaning.
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>>16995230
Found yours. Or is it mine. I always get us mixed up.
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>>16995241
But it's the reincarnation card of course its the worst card topkek
>>16995243
Orama~ the seven of cups
>or LOL aka the strutting Leo card
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>>16995253
>seven of cups
Goes to show how you know me Chessy, I can drink a lot more than seven cups.
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>>16995215
The tower or wheel of fortune?
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>>16995253
Kek, then it's no wonder that my nick is Sorrow. I dont even believe in reincarnation. Giving shit card on purpose.
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>>16995240
But i dont love him, he left me with a lot of issues and tries to control my life and is an unfair tyrant "because I'm the dad" even if he has good intentions (ISIS has good intentions too)
Also I don't drink
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>>16995230
I can both of those cards as mine lol.
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>>16995186
>A bracelet - or perhaps a wristwatch, but most likely the first.
>A three leaved clover (shamrock)
>A hummingbird.

Asking for clarification.
>Three leaved clover [I had actually forgot to write it down the first time, perhaps it was a reminder]
>Skulls and bones

Do any of these suggest anything to you?
I would like to know before I attempt an interpretation.
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>>16995275
I can see*, but obviously can't English lol.
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>>16995265
What do you mean?
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Oh man, uh who's still taking reading requests?
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>>16995280
Well I'm originally from Ireland so that seems to make sense with the clover/shamrock.
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>>16995280
>>16995307
Can't clarify with skull and bones though. Only means death to me.
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>>16995271
YOU need to fucking reconnect. Do it over Christmas and plz try a little vodka one of these days
>>16995261
>topkek
This is why I love you orama
>>16995301
Do you know of a Irvine?
Ffviii?
Or sniper?
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>>16995230
Btw... that was my card of the day lol.
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>>16995309

Irvine from ff8? Uh yes, why? What's it supposed to mean.

...and this isnt the first time you referenced FF characters lol. You must be a fan of the series
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>>16995308
Could mean your about to grow up
Either spiritual or emotional
Or could mean your soul mate is Johnny depp in pirate mode.
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>>16995271
>>16995309
Mang I can't see the day I get to leave to have my own place, so I can finally get into rituals and stuff and get a deck of cards (he is a hardcore atheist)
Also since we are it give me a card to represent myself
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>>16995317
OH THAT'S my favorite one.
But yeah a guide of yours said it and then I saw Irvine fighting edea at the end of disc 1
You know when squall dies and Irvine and rinoa are executed.
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>>16995319
Shut the fuck up, Cheswick, you're fat.
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>>16995308
>>16995307
Thanks.
I was going to ask if a third person is involved, but that's what the clover made me think of. If you have a different interpretation for it, that is good enough.

I wouldn't see the skull and bones as something so grim. It almost seemed peaceful - rest, just peaceful rest.
The hummingbird probably means something similar - going from flower to flower, it moves on.

Probably not, anon. Or perhaps just not a big part, perhaps they'll be around again, but it's time to lay matters to rest and move on.
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>>16995319
Hey Cheswick could I get a reading
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>>16995310
See the world is life the world is love
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>>16995283
I actually see bits of you, currently, in those 2 cards. I also had a 3rd jump out at me, Death. From what I was reading about the cards, you seem to be struggling with some aspects of those cards. I think those 3 might be the temporary cards during your time of sorrow (cheesy, I know lol). Maybe I'm just a noob rambler...
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>>16995212
The High Priestess is your future so you should meditate on her ideals

Your spirit animal is the lynx

>>16995215
Meh. For you... I like Discord's idea of the Tower
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>>16995332

Honestly with the ambiguity (on my part) it was still spot on.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
HABD
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>>16995181
>>16995205
Will get to you in a moment - need something to eat first.

>>16995196
>>16995199 (checked)
>>16995216
Sorry anons, I think I won't be able to do your readings. :(
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>>16995331
Really lol
Im not fat tho and have nice tits and long red hair.
Love chads and musicians
Love the polish
And im 6`0 and 150 pounds.....
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>>16995358
>150 pounds
>Not fat
You're right, you're not fat, you're obeast.
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>>16995333
I see a woman who is about to fight with you.
Saw some shadow people who are near you.....
Something is going to die with that many.
Saw a cat it was stripes and cute.
You need new clothes I think you would cheer up with them.
I wish you could paint your room too. Like a yellow color
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>>16995367
Ummmm... 6'0 and 150 lbs... technically she's underweight. The ideal range for a female at 5'7 is 150-160. And what is obeast?
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>>16995358
>Lovw chads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>16995358
I had a friend that tall once and it always felt like hanging out with my mom
Prolly didnt help that both of them are hourglass shaped curly haired brunettes with a thing for bdsm

Anyway, who wants an aura reading?
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>>16995367
LOL.... I have a thin body retard. Have you seen a real woman outside of porn?
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will the surgeon arrive
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>>16995330

Oh god not that stupid death theory. Squall survived, cuz the plot hinges on that time-travel bullshit that happens later. Emo people like them never die, that'd be too lucky for them.

And i dont know what the hell irvine and edea fighting have to do with me. Uh... are you sure it was MY guardian spirit telling you all this? >.>
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>>16995377
An obese beast.
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>>16995381
I'm always down for an aura reading. See if any changes have happened lol.
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>>16995384
>Have you seen a real woman outside of porn?
No, what would be the point of that?
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I'd like one. What do you need?
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>>16995393
Lots of bright grassy green today
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please stop shitposting and just ignore the trolls
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>>16995381
>>16995399
Meant to be a response.
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>>16995368
S-something is going to die? Can you expand on that at all?

>You need new clothes I think you would cheer up with them.
Yeah I really should, waiting for my next paycheck though
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>>16995380
Well really want does a beta talk about besides animu and games...
I mean I like a couple games yeah but im not a gamer...

>>16995381
Do I feel like your mom op? What are you really ready to say....
I like incest if thats weird but its a past life Egyptian thing.....
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>>16995381

I'd like one. I'd like to see what you can see
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okay, so is anyone doing readings right now?
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>>16995406
Can you download a ghost box app op and tell me what it says cause I am really worried about you and the shadows around you. Did you open a ouija board?
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>>16995412
You could always just fuck yourself for me, we don't have to talk. It's too bad you like chads and hate betas.
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>>16995399
Goldenrod yellow
Twirling, climbing, like a candycane, a gnarled vine
Blisters... navy.
Smooth edges... white. Milky like marble.

You hold yourself back
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>>16995381
Read my aura
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>>16995381
Me pls. Can I get an aura reading? I haven't had one in a while and I'm just really interested in knowing if you have the time.
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>>16995426
But im a real woman anon what did you expect?
Laughingwhores.jpg
I heard texas laurels... does this mean something op
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>>16995381
Mind if I get one too? I've never had my aura read before, ahaa.. seems kinda cool
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>>16995381
I want one, if you get to me

Male, gemini
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>>16995381
An aura reading would be lovely.
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>>16995439
Real women scare me, especially crazy ones who believe in divination.
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You gotta pay the iron price first.
For a reading from me.
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>>16995380

Sssh. Her fate is to get knocked up and heartbrokenly set aside by some worthless chad, then spend the rest of her life on the government's teet and going through subsequent worthless relationships in an attempt to find stability only to be left even more fucked up and stuck spawning a series of more bastard children. You're going to ruin it if you keep bringing it up.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE CARRY ON
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>>16995451
Slut.
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>>16995425
Sure, I'll try to but my itunes acoount has been disabling a lot recently. Give me a second..

Nope no ouija boards
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>>16995451
I have to kill you? And then I get to wear your jewelry? And make your women and small folk into my salt wives and thralls?
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>>16995415
(tan) but not so steep. Its been too long since maths. Blinding white. Wtf dude?

>>16995412
Uhhhh no you do not remind me of my mother

>>16995429
Red and blue. Raspberry and plum. Yum.

>>16995436
Sandy dunes, pink trees. Budding romance?

>>16995441
Opal
Do you have sleep paralysis?
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>>16995428
I.. uhh.. what.

That was far more complex than I had imagined. The expectation was a single color, but that. I don't even know what to make of that.
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>>16995455
You're right, my mistake.
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>>16995462

hey read my aura too pls
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>>16995403
Thanks :)
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>>16995439

Quit fucking with people. Seriously. No one's dumb enough to believe your association-game "visions"
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>>16995451

ok cheswick, tell me what my future bf will be like
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>>16995450
Like seriously though... do you believe women scream in real life like porn.... like its gay. Why watch it. Like cold mountain sex is way more realistic watch that movie instead anon
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>>16995429
>>16995462
What does it means? I'm tasty?
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>>16995451
Here's a picture showing clearly that Jack White has no idea how to hold a baseball.
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Could I please have my aura read?
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>>16995451
Could I ask for a reading about me?
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>>16995462

>wtf dude?

You're asking ME that?! How do you see math in my aura? ...or wait, are you telling me i dont practice formulas enough. And blinding white? What does that mean?
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>>16995462
Like who do I remind you of anon
>>16995455
I'm actually single and I'm not a whore. And don't want kids... nice try kiddo.
>>16995458
Wanna be my salt husband? HAHA
>>16995473
I think the next on will clash with you. And he won't last long.
Can you maybe find your niche in love and presue one type of man?
Saw you going to the star wars movie soon....
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>>16995444
>>16995446
>>16995466
No more I burn out fast

>>16995464
Rod could grow into a pole. Could unwind and transform. Anything but staying a rod til you start to ooze at the edges

>>16995477
Raspberry and plum? It means you're... sick. Either fucked in the head (perverted, violent, etc), or physically ill, or maybe emotionally damaged. Any of that ring a bell?
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>>16995498

Ah crap her future changed courses FUCK
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>>16995499
Emotionally damaged
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>>16995499
>raspberry and plum. yum.
>fucked in the head

holy shit it got real fast
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>>16995511
What do you mean?
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>>16995498

lol i actually probably will see the new star wars movie

>niche in love

i don't even know what my niche is so probably not
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>>16995492
Do you do maths regularly? I got the impression of "liftoff" from looking at you

>>16995498
You remind me of when I try to take a bite from a really big crisp apple and it hurts my frenulum somehow
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>>16995181
>>16995205
Sorry anon, maybe just I'm tired, not much is coming up besides "snow effect".
I got "Kepler". It might not be that exact word, but rather a similar one. Reading words when scrying is hard for some reason.

If this doesn't tell you anything, my apologies.

>>16995349
You are welcome, hope it helped.
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>>16995499
Do grassy greens fall under just green or what shade? Or what do they mean to you?
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>>16995516
look when you say raspberry and plum you aren't thinking about violent damaged sickos
reader, what the hell
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>>16995481
What.... he played when he was a little kid tho?
Sooo nice.
Saw money issues with a car and travel I think. There's a girl at this coffee place I wish you could get to know.
And I saw something nice for Christmas coming for you!
>>16995489
K
Do you like Stravinsky? I heard a violin...
Can you eat something different this weekend like a vegetable?
Also go to adv later for lulz.
Also im picking up the name logan? Are you a comic book fan is someone close named logan?
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>>16995462
Sleep paralysis, huh? I've had it once, but that was... ah gee, a long while ago. Never had it before or since then.
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>>16995510
Hugs. You"ll get through it

>>16995525
Actually my very first impression of him was the American flag patch on combat fatigues but I said I'd do aura readings, not scry, so I tried to tone it down a bit

>>16995521
New growth. Fiddleheads breaking the ground in the spring.
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>>16995519
So like im snow white?
I like her in that once upon a time show.
>16995525
Are you though... like are you Hannibal the cannibal anon
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>>16995527
I do but I've listened to Lindsey Stirling recently and my husband has been complaining about Skillets overuse of them. I love vegetables, about to make some mushroom soup. The only Logan I can think of is Rory's ex on Gilmore Girls.
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>>16995510
>>16995535
Thanks anon
I have been dealing with this all my life
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>>16995519

No. I work in an environment that manages a lot of mathematical data, but I dont work with it myself. Nothing outside of budgeting and the occasional Vic2 playthrough.

Hmm. "Liftoff"... >.>
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>>16995539
Ginnifer Goodwin <3 <3 <3
Never really got into that show but oomph love her

>>16995528
Huh. Do you meditate?
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>>16995535
:)
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>>16995553
Mmmm Captain Hook... just sayin'
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>>16995553
Nope, not at all. Why, is opal supposed to represent some kinda spiritual thing?
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>>16995535
didn't mean no offense anyway. you're doing a good job reader
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>>16995546
I wonder if you shouldn't name your child Logan
I like that you discuss music do like vinyl at all.
I was going to say something different like soup....
Hey did you ever watch party of five I loved that show.
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>>16995562
Yah, opal/diamond = spiritual power
But it is also apparent in strong rational/skeptic/logical thinkers so idk

>>16995551
Zooming out of sight

>>16995547
Do you want to talk about it?
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>>16995571
Ah well. To be truthful I've had other readers tell me I'm on a spiritual path of some sort? Though I'm still a lil confused on how it came to that. Thanks for the aura reading btw!
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>>16994598
Bump
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>>16995571

Oh yeah? I feel pretty rooted lol. Floaty maybe but not fly-y

But eh okay I guess that's all we're gonna see. Thanks for letting me know, that was interesting
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>>16995570
Haha no more babies!!! My one is the only one. We do like to talk music and it depends with vinyl. I like the era of music that came with vinyl... not so much recent music on it. Also, my mom is the lead singer in a blues/jazz band. I did watch it but soooo long ago.
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>>16995571
Aura read me senpai
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>>16995591
I see another one if you want him.
Is your mom more jazz or more blues?
Your aura lights up too when your talking about her....
Like bright blues and yellows.
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>>16995598
Magenta, eggshell hollow

I'm going to bed now folks good night
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>>16995612
Good because your methods are questionable at best.
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>>16995547
>>16995571
Well basically my parents divorced while I was little, I got bullied by bigger kids all through middle school and only had one group of friends who I saw every once in a while (they were all from a different school so I was kinda an outsider), also I practiced table tennis but I left because I was getting the short end of the stick because the president of the association is pretty corrupt I decided to leave when my coach abandoned me mid game in a semifinal match in a national tournament.
Now I cannot into gf, it left me pretty fucked up.
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>>16995598
Your neck is sore...
And today your a dark blue and dark green.
Eyes are yellow tho....
You must just be here for the posts.
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Going to try my first "open" reading to everyone instead of just readers. Only going to be a 1 or 2 card pull.
Need:
Name
Sign
Colorful picture, attached
Out of the ordinary question.
Will only do 1 or 2 readings and I might be picky.
Oh and I'm a noob so please be patient and provide feedback please and thank you.
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>>16995616
Could I also have an aura reading?

I'd like to know if my aura could say anything about why I only attract lesbians even though I'm male.
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>>16995616
Are you making things up too?
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>>16995615
Just hit on girls till one says yes?
?????
Profit.
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>>16995622
You probably look like a femboy.
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>>16995619
James
Cancer
Why is Beavis and Butthead such a good fucking show?
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>>16995619
>Name : P. ringler
>Sign : Taurus
Le colorful fedora.
>Out of ordinary question:
Why do people say I have a feminine atmosphere about me? when I can clearly grow a bitchin goatee.
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>>16995625
I have no idea on how to hit on girls.
I'm an assberg and girl signals go over my head.
I'm trying to work on not becoming a beta orbiter next time.
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>>16995619
Please help?
Need : I feel haunted by a dark presence, and it might emerge from the difficult choice I have to make soon: either leave my family to start anew or stay. What do I do?
Name : Priscilla
Sign : Scorpio
What do eyes taste like?
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I accidentally passed out on someone who I said I would read for, so I really want to apologize.
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>>16995624
.... no I can actually see pain and auras...
>>16995622
MMmm theres red in your left side of your brain...
And red in your palms.
I want to say its fear red... since its not sharp.
Are you afraid of women? Or is it a social anxiety disorder?
I feel pain in your legs too....
Anon are you alright?.
Everything thing else is a butter yellowish and blue.
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>>16995647
Read my aura. I'll participate for the fuck of it.
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If anyone is willing, can I get a general reading?
David
Aries
24
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>>16995647
Hell no I'm not alright. I'm dying breh. You didnt see anything about why lesbians like me and no one else?
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>>16995647

Hell no I'm not alright. I'm dying breh. You didnt see anything about why only lesbians are attracted to me?
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>>16995629
Sooo I do not need a card pull for this question. It just is! Haha
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>>16995643
Wat a weird picture I never thought about ptah being a female.

Stay its not malevolent op. Even if you feel Scorpio pull you to be alone don't leave yet.
After Christmas you'll see why
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>>16995668
double posted for double emphasis.
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>>16995647
Alright, I'll bite. Aura reading sounds fun, if you are willing to read for me as well.
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>>16995643
Hmmm I can try and pull for this but you might need a more experienced reader to handle this question pertaining to spirits.
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>>16995646
It happens, man. No worries ^-^
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>>16995679
That's what I said.
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>>16995672
I thought it was Salome, daughter of Herodias
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>>16995680
What do you consider an out of the ordinary question?
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>>16995673
;_;
Its the way you dress and the fact your in the wrong city.
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>>16995619
Maddy
cancer
Why do I get hit on by girls more than guys? I don't even look like a lesbian.
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>>16995696
Everything's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me.
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>>16995696
pheremones

I attract a lot of gay guys for the same reason. I'm also attracted to lesbians too frequently.
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>>16995689
Hmm... but ptah does the same thing. The greeks took a lot from Egypt and intermixed God's... during Ptolemy era.
She's hot though you have me there anon.
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>>16995632
I tried a reading for you as well and nothing was working... although you did post a fedora. Thankfully it was black or I might have asked for another picture lol. Give me the same question but rephrase it with a few details.
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>>16995701
uh no

>>16995704
That sounds reasonable
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>>16995690
Something that isn't love or career. What kind of question are you seeking help with?
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>>16995713
People say I have feminine energy, that I'm a transvestite etc. Thta's absurd. I can grow a mean ass beard. I just want to know why this keeps being said. what it is that's causing this.
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>>16995714
Why do you hate me?
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>>16995733
No I love you anon, very much. You make me very wet
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>>16995695
God damn it...I can't change the way I dress or the city I live in.
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>>16995737
That makes me scared.
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>>16995701
sick joke m9 made me choke on ma dank kushh
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>>16995176
>>16995230
Once upon a time, a group diviners tried to define which card best fit me. Stumped and confused about me particularly was left our beloved Jinxie. Some cried out “he's the Fool for sure!” while others considered the Hierophant the only one to consider.

So a card was pulled by someone with the most godly sortilege I've ever known, and the pulling of that card then subsequently showed...

The Hierophant

So, then it was left at that! But, our story doesn't quite end there, for later some time, a based tarotfag read for me and for mine. And for my significator he got...

The Knight of Wands card!

Both cards seem fitting to me. But others can disagree if they so please.
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>>16995670
OK OK

Partly serious question here then: when am I going to score? It feels like I'm never going to score.
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>>16995722
I have tons of them, so I can pick one to your ''liking''.
What is it to me that makes people think I'm so deserving of respect? Do I actually inspire any emotion (positive, principally) besides that? I sometimes feel like people don't ''connect'' with me, because of a distance I create in a manner I don't even notice. Is this true? Why?

Jorge
Aquarius
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>>16995696
For you I had issues,of course lol. But I finally did a 1 card and The Queen of Swords popped up. It could possibly be that these females are attracted to your strong determined, independent like nature. What some men might deem intimidating, especially if they are struggling, women will flock to. IMO and from only experience of what I've seen and all that is that women know what they want sooner than a guy does. But I understand that they play a little more cautious due to all the crazy. Hmmm I may have rambled a bit. Does this sound right at all?
>>
Can I make a critical analysis here?

If you people claim to know the future then why aren't you millionaires off of the stock market by now?
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>>16995752
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCORE. NONE OF US WILL EVER SCORE WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET HIT ON BY LESBOS UNTIL WE DIE A AGONIZING DEATH OF INTERNAL ROT.
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Here to chat divination theory/practice to anyone who is interested.
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>>16995619

James
Virgo

Why do I experience rampant synchronicity and random signs, but no direction or anything spiritually "clear"?
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>>16995767
Why don't you become a millionare based off my based stock market readings :^)
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>>16995776
hI, JINKS. Whatr do you thnk of using black mirrors to scry a pringle demon?
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>>16995776
Do you something that could be called catmancy?
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>>16995772
Cool it, Holden. Amy is a slut anyway.
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Hello /div, I'd like to try out something.
Typically tasseography, reading one's future in tea leaves, is done in presence of the querent; however I should like your assistance in finding out if I can discover a novel way of doing it.
If you'd like to help, I'll ask you for your:
name, age, favorite color, and a random word.
Thank you very much.
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>>16995767
True story coming up; I don't give a fuck whether you believe me or not.

So, I have a friend who trades stocks. We were shooting the shit one day, and he asked me to look at some charts and tell him what I think they mean. He was quite impressed by how I interpreted it so accurately.

Well, we got on the topic of divination, and I, for shits and giggles then did decide to draw up a chart for the next day. When I came back from work, he was practically giddy with glee when he saw that they matched up perfectly. So, we performed the experiment multiple times, and it seemed that I always drew damn-near perfect lines!

So, we decided to try with money one time...

That was the one time I fucked up the stock market predictions...the one fucking time.

>>16995781
ailuromancy
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>>16995619
>>16995778


I'm sorry Discord I forgot the image
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>>16995788
perry
25
black
death
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>>16995788
Yuri, 21,violet, unknown
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>>16995764
Yeah that definitely describes me pretty well actually, I have been percieved as intimidating by a few people that I'm aware of. I'm very determined.. I'm also very quite though so maybe that's off putting as well.

>>16995744
;)
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>>16995788
Ashley
23
Orange
Hope
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>>16995788

James
30
Green, although blue comes in a close second
Forge

Not sure if you wanted a question or not, but I'm mostly curious about where my social/love life is headed, or where my spiritual path and development stands
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>>16995788
Jorge
21
Dark blue
Fortress
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>>16995780
>black mirrors to scry
Perfect
>pringle demon
...

>>16995781
Theriomancy is divination via animal
Ailuromancy is divination via cat
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>>16995788
Maddy
..
light green blue
mclovin
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>>16995727
I can't tell you why but I do need to ask if these are "friends"
First card drawn is the 5 of swords. It seems like anytime someone brings it up you insist on arguing back to be able to defend yourself. Instead of doing that just do you, especially since you know who you are. Some people are more "bubbly* than others and can be taken the wrong way. If the environment stays toxic, it is best to leave and find friends who accept you. Which leads me to card 2, the Ace of Pentacles. This card is showing that you need to plant your roots and enjoy the growth that comes with it. Maybe you are having troubles with "fitting in", trying to find the right clothes, interest/hobbies as others to be a part of the "hipster" movement. Pick who you want to be and root yourself.
Hopefully some of this made sense or you are my last read lol.
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>>16995814
So...you're saying that I AM a tranvestite?
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>>16995800
It definitely could be. If you go on dates, don't reveal too much about yourself unless asked. They will either feel intimidated or think you are full of poop. Stay balanced and play to the environment and mood. Thank you for the feedback :D
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>>16995789

So your saying that money had a direct effect on your predictions?
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>>16995701
This made me laugh so hard lol and I started singing it.
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>>16995788
AN
20
Red
Germany
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>>16995827
Alright thanks, no problem
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>>16995788
Oscar
20
black
justice
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>>16995812
So you don't think black mirrors can see demons?
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>>16995794
I don't need to read you to tell you that if you keep this mindset you will end up committing the irreparable. Try to reach new horizons.

>>16995798
Notable butterfly in the center, at the very base. Queer, it is a joyful sign, but in this placement, it means naught but trouble... Some butterflies eat animal corpses. Beware of good looks.
Letter T, family, look to this person for trust.
A few eyes, someone is watching you- but rim, it might be in a protective manner.

>>16995802
The leaves are rather clumped, and, I'm sorry to say, there is an intricate problem- maybe danger? Coming for you, rapidly. You should prepare yourself. Your entourage will not be able to help you.
Letters, you could receive advice from a distant person.
An ant, work less.

>>16995804
I see a broom, or a paintbrush. It seems you should improve yourself over a long period of time. Don't be afraid of dauntlessness.
Bouquet shape, and eyelashes- you will cross a woman's path soon, and she will be the type that wants to be courted. Whether she's worth it, I'm not sure.
Cross, failure, one your familial projects will backfire and crash.

Keep in mind, this is experimental, I am thus keeping to the most obvious signs.
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>>16995868
Thank you

Though, I don't know anyone with the letter T , or have any idea of whom could be watching me.
Will keep my eyes open for the butterfly.
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>>16995818
Ummm no. I am saying to be you! It is who YOU identify with or what or places or things. I was only trying to answer your question.
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>>16995868

Hopefully I'm perceptive enough to spot this woman when she arrives. Seriously. I don't want to blow another chance.

The rest? I dunno, sounds alright I guess lol. Somewhat detailed reading
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>>16995756
Give me a few mins.
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>>16995778
You may or may not be my last one. Give me a few minutes to catch up in the thread.
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>>16995920

Okay take your time. Are you reading the questions given or did you just want them for reference? Just asking since you said you wanted odd/weird questions iir
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>>16995851
It's possible to scry demons, yes. I have.
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>>16995933
K cool cause I scry dremons all the time. Here's my thnig. I want to use agibba to calculate the name of a pringles demon.
CHECK IT OUT
pringles has this flavor called "Hamburger" It tastes like vomit mixed with what ravioli would taste like if you threw itu p in your mouth.

so here's my plan. calculate the name of the pringles hamburger demon and try to evoke it into myself to cause my to throw the hamburger flavor up in my mouth so that I can find out what that flavor tastes like when thrown up.
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>>16995868
Intricate problem? Danger? Oh geez... That worries me.
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>>16995752
I drew the 6 of pentacles for you. So I would say you will score if you put in the effort to go out and try, unless you already do. Haha.
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>>16995941
Cool story kid.
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>>16995932
The questions given.
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>>16995961
>Cool story kid
>Image.jpg
Why do I get the feeling you don't believe me?
look occultism's generally a hobby. Can't take it srsly ALL the time. Sometimes you've gotta use it for fun.
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>>16995811
An avalanche of good feelings. This is a very hopeful cup. A very sincere one. Very family-oriented, it is where you'll find solace. I see a fan, try to flirt! Especially if the flirt has been introduced to you by your family.
Else, there are clouds, happiness. In the distance, a bird: a message is coming for you, perhaps you were expecting it?

>>16995813
Still a good cup, less family oriented, evenly spread. It is orderly, you seem to be well organized and prudent. A flock of birds is approaching; you will receive good news soon.
A book: you crave some intellectual discussion. Do not be afraid of looking away from home to find sister minds.
Crown, you will be praised and honored for your efforts.

>>16995834
A jumble, a little hard to read. You should tidy up your life, obviously there are unresolved matters that need to be taken care of. However you have time to do so.
I see a big wolf: are you holding onto something, a job or a love interest? A menacing man will come, and try to take it from you. Face him head on.
A hand: someone in your friend circle will ask for help. It will lead to good things, apple, but possibly drive you away from other friends.

>>16995838
You are a go-getter. Maybe it is only in nature, but you are determined.
For I see a lantern: good goals, the seed of ambition, which will lead, light the nebulous path to the stars, far away, with the promise of a family of your own, caring and loving.
I am sorry, but you will be in need of that audacious attitude, for there will be several obstacles on the way: snakes, hurtful, untrustworthy individuals. Never hesitate to push them out of your life.
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>>16995963

Ah alright, I should have put more thought into my question. Either way, good luck cuz some of these were kinda out there lol
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>>16995901
It might have been a cross, which would indicate hardwon success in the familial sphere, but I didn't feel like that was it.
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>>16995993
>>family

Definitely not a cross then. Maybe someone I haven't met yet?
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>>16995977
If you want to ask your question again or a new question, that is A-okay :)
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>>16995776
Hi Hijinks, how are you?
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>>16995955
Nah, I don't try. And I probably won't for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_ZNn-_klk
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>>16995950
Put the worrying to good use: prepare, prepare for the obstacle. There are things you can do, depending on the way it will hit you in: be assured you have someplace to stay always, with food. Read, maybe philosophical works, to make your mind strong. Good luck.
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>>16995838
>>16995975
thanks senpai, i really would like a family of my own.
i feel very lonely right now
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>>16995975
>>16995811
Alright, avalanche of good feelings sounds pretty good. Family-oriented, check. I need that.
And yes, I expect more than one message.
A fan... it might be even more than a fan, but on that matter:
Any kind of ''reunion''? I'm trying to fix a half-broken relationship that still has potential. It's a person I'd even settle with in the future. Could you see an opening to that or is it something entirely new and I should move on?
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>>16996000
Maybe. Your guess is as good as mine, if not better, this is your life we're talking about. Keep an eye out for that person.
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Looking for a reading with focus on myself as a person. Any questions to help clarify will be answered.

Male
Michigan
18
Pisces
Music for those who need it:
https://youtu.be/cJGWxtM64cg
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Name: Tea
favorite color: teal
random word: exile
romance reading or tell me if i'll ever have kids
thank you
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>>16996018
I'll be honest: only you know. I you feel there is some passion you can kindle back into flames in this relationship, then it is an agreeable opportunity- but the leaves did not hint at that. The fan would've been attached to another sign indicating this lost love, and it was not, it was standing alone, etched on white. The flirt is not that person and I don't recall anything implying them and you mending your relationship. Maybe it is too distant in time for me to see. I'd advise looking for fresh adventures.
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>>16996033
What kind of Tea?
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Just as a note, I would certainly be willing to do a few readings this evening while I and my tarot deck still have a bit of energy left.

If you would like me to perform a reading for you, I'll simply require your gender, age, a general location, birth sign, as well as any specific question you may have. If you don't have a specific question, I will simply do a general spread for you to help you identify how you may be able to achieve your happiness.
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>>16995756
You still around anon?
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>>16996050
Male
20
Mexico
Gemini
general spread
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>>16996050

>>16996023
Please?
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>>16995788
Cara
30
Green
Tacos
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>>16996051
Yessir.
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>>16996050
Male
23
Virginia
Cancer
What is to come for those final two days of work?
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>>16996043
Damn... I really believe it can get to work again. It's almost faith. I ignore all the other potential opportunities.
But thank you for your insight. It was really appreciated.
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>>16996050
Female
23
East Missouri
Leo
I desire to be with T again. Any way you can read and see if there is a chance for us to be together again?
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>>16996033
Let's see: rabbit, you will have children. More than two, I'd wager. Vague rose, you will meet the person with whom you'll rear the children very soon, but it seems you won't be in a relationship with them yet, and for a long while. So don't act unnecessarily mean towards newcomers, you could spite your future spouse.
You didn't ask for it, but I must warn you: question mark! Is what you are doing right now really what you want? You should reconsider some choices.
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>>16996095
I like the relationship I am in now currently, will it prosper? How is it that I can make it last longer? Sorry for pestering you.
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>>16996054

According to the cards this evening:

Your greatest source of joy at the present time (the gifts you have received currently) is represented by the King of Wands, reversed. The King of Wands, when in the reverse position, tends to represent aggressive or blunt behaviour. Neither of these are necessarily negative, and, in fact, bluntness can be an amazing asset.

However, in your past, the cards believe that the Queen of Wands, reversed, represents what is holding you back. When reversed, the Queen of Wands represents a hardworking personality, though one that is still irresponsible. There may have been acts in your past that you truly did desire to put all of your effort into, it just ... may have been put into the wrong places.

What you must change, in order to attain your true goals in this life, is represented by the Knight of Wands, reversed. The Knight of Wands in this position represents a lack of motivation and a bout of depression. If you are not able to overcome your ennui, you will only begin to drown in it.

The cards also recommend to you a delusion that you must finally let go of in order to reach your true goal. It is represented by the Page of Wands, reversed. You are doubting yourself at every turn, and all it is doing for you is keeping you from achieving that of which you are capable.

Finally, the cards wish to reveal what is likely your life's aspiration, represented by the Three of Swords, upright. I find this interesting, as the cards are suggesting that your true aspiration is a betrayal or alienation.

I don't claim that the cards are telling you the entire truth, nor any of it. I merely suggest you read into it for yourself, find the falsehoods and the truths and take heed.
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>>16996080
Could you condense your question for me? As opposed to 3 questions maybe make one question with different elements?
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>>16996106
Alright. Do people really emotionally connect and empathize with me, considering that all they see is ''respect'' and conscientiousness?
(Jorge, Aquarius)
Better?
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>>16996130
Yes thank you. That would be the noob in me lol.
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>>16996135
It's okay bro. Do your thing. If it makes your job easier.
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>>16996059

Well, according to the cards, your present gifts and happiness are represented by the Eight of Pentacles, upright. This represents genuine effort and relearning. There is something in your life, currently, that you may be relearning the process, and the effort and results draw happiness and positivity into your life.

But, the cards further suggest that something from your past is holding you back from achieving your true aspirations. This is represented by the Seven of Pentacles, reversed. In this way, the Seven of Pentacles expresses that there once was something in your past you desired very heavily, but you did nothing to acquire whatever it is, and you cannot let these "what-if" thoughts go.

Further, what you must change is represented by the Six of Pentacles, upright. Your reputation and relationships ... may not be the best right now, and that will only adversely affect your happiness. While is true that the opinion of others does not truly matter in the end, strong relationships do. You may want to try your best to repair them.

According to the cards, your delusion is best represented by the Knight of Pentacles, upright. You believe yourself to hold a boring life; boring job; everything about you is simply ... boring. But this is not so. You are unique; there are parts about you that are absolutely exciting, and you ought to embrace those.

Finally, your aspiration seems to be represented by the Page of Pentacles, upright. You wish to reach educational merit and finally enrich your life and act on all of those dreams you once held as a much younger child. And you just might, if you can let go of your past and delusions and make the necessary changes.

As always, the cards may be incorrect. But, if they are, it is for you to recognise the falsehoods or truths and better yourself through them.
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>>16996068
You're busy, I can feel it: your mind, or your life, both, busy as a honeybee.
There is much potential: I see a hat, your life will be flipped upside down. You will be given a new role, and you must not let your family get in the way.
I see two knives, perhaps two swords, and an angle. You should guard yourself from revealing information, or engaging in lost battles.

>>16996102
It will certainly be finite, but not within a year, you still have plenty of time with your current partner. I did not see any storms on the horizon: your relationship will probably follow its course smoothly, like a slow river. It is all I can tell you.
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>>16996158
aye do you need anything to do a read?

My concerns are pursuing/continuing a path of well being and also having love come into my life.

Other than that, reader's choice only if you want to read.
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>>16996105
>All court wands
>All of them reversed
something is afoot here
>king of wands
I dont think i have a source of joy at the moment, im indeed blunt and i resent that i dont know how not to be and how to deal with more subtle things. it has given me more sadness than joy.
>Queen of Wands
i think you are correct, shit did not worked out as i hoped. I think it was doomed from the start.
> Knight of Wands
im indeed on a rut and depressed
>page of wands
i think that is true. altough not doubting myself is a foreing concept to me, i have always lived this way. i dont know how not to be like that.
>Three of swords
i doubt that, i think it means i want to get over my emotional problems
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Is anyone still doing readings?
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>>16996158
Any way to tell any more details on this roll to be given? Hmmmm I have one thought what it could be meaning with letting family get in the way.
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>>16996173

>Something is afoot here
I found it strange, as well. But I try to trust the cards in their works.

I am glad, at the least, that you are finding the errors and truths that are provided to you. That, I believe, is a true step towards discovering your eventual joy.
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>>16995788
Allen
20
Indigo
Americano
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>>16996167
>>16996176
I'll need your name/nickname, age, favorite color and random word.
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>>16996185
I am 167
kaliko, 24, purple/blue
mystery
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>>16996185
Bee, 21, burgundy, scoriac
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>>16995966
>look occultism's generally a hobby
For me, it is not a mere "hobby". Maybe it was initially; but not anymore.

>Can't take it srsly ALL the time
I agree. It can be enlightening to poke holes through dogmatic thinking. My name is hijinks - it means
>boisterous fun
I can joke around and shitpost with the best of them. But there is a time and place. Not when I'm trying to have a serious conversation about divination theory and practice - what if someone had some legitimate questions?

Quite frankly, I'm not all too impressed with a "Pringles demon" being all that funny. Sorry |:
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>>16996185
>name
Morgan or Momo
>age
20
>color
blue
>random word
grok
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>>16996176
>>16996190
These were mine.
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>>16996192
It's meant to both be funny and serious, hijinks. I'm going to calculate "hamburgers pringles" demon name and scry it with the intention of evoking it.
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>>16996158
Thank you, I guess. I hope that you are right, the future is always in flux anyways right? I do not read anymore because I am more intouch with my religion and am scared of touching my tarot cards. He is also religious so I feel like... idk. i take readings with a grain of salt now. thank you!
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>>16996050
male aries
20
houston, tx

what does E think of me?
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>>16996181
I'd say it was surely work related, as it had clearly nothing to do with social spheres. A new position? That'd be great, and I wish it's indeed that. In any case, something will change for the better.
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>>16996196
Well then, by all means kek. I wish you the best then!
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>>16995830
I guess?
>tfw I have to do it for free

>>16995966
>Can't take it srsly ALL the time
That's why I like to divine with the use rhyme! Also, I've scried a few people for shits and giggles more than one time! ^_^

>>16996200
>the future is always in flux
:^)
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>>16996209
Thanks brow.
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>>16996214
BV confirmed for shit reader.
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>>16996050
Male
21
Portugal
Aquarius

General spread.
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>>16996156
If course I get a reading like this while I'm reading on emotional detachment and codependency.
You do good shit, hun.
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>>16996219
haven't heard that one in awhile
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>>16996219
Unfortunately, yes; terribad reader, I must confess
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>>16996082

According to the cards, your first day will be represented by the Three of Pentacles, upright. There will be benefits to be had in those final times, and you may be considered competent in your field. But you are not an expert.

Your last day is represented by the Ace of Swords, reversed. There are hasty decisions that have been made, and a bit of error in your judgment on this day.

The future, however, is ever-so malleable.
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>>16996090

Seven of Wands, upright. It is possible. But you must take responsibility for your actions, as well as take a stand. There are places you budged, and you know you shouldn't have. Perhaps if you were to display this strong side of you, it may, in fact, occur.

I do not mean to offer false hope or insinuate that it /will/ happen, merely that it is a possibility.
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>>16996231
BV I love yuor reads! pleas read me about general reading!!!
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>>16996249
Posted by BV himself.
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>>16996219
lol..
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>>16996231
Are you giving readings tonight?
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>>16996094

Major Arcana VI: The Lovers, upright. This is a good relationship for you; you will begin forming tight connections with this person. Such a connection, may in fact, be a child. But I cannot be certain. The cards have never enjoyed yes or no questions and can be quite ... stingy on a direct answer.
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>>16996236
Man, why couldn't I get the Ace of Surprise Sexy time. Ugh.
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>>16996249
No
>>16996252
No
>>16996258
No
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>>16996252
Nah I'm not BV. Maybe you should stop being a little pickle butt bitch dick and piss off. If I wanted a little pickle butt bitch dick like yourself to talk to me then I would address you directly. Suck my penis, lick my butt, and then cum swap with me lul.
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>>16996263

I'm quite sorry that you are disappointed by the cards this evening.
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>>16996267
Hey can I get a reading from you?
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>>16996267
No I mean it's selfish of me to expect anything. I just have a crush on a coworker is all, but honestly it wouldn't work out.
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>>16996202

Major Arcana XIII: Death, upright. You ought not fear this answer, as is a typical response upon reading the word "death." Whatever is between you and E, you must allow to come to its natural conclusion, which is normally out of your own hands. You are free to ignore this advice, but what will occur? I cannot say.
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>>16996266
Posted by BV while he drinks.
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>>16996277

If you would like my honest advice, it would not be amiss of you to, at the least, let your feelings be known. All she can do, in the end, is say, "No." And, if that is what you are expecting, it can be no worse than you feel in this moment.
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>>16996188
No agitation. You don't like drama, do you? I feel like you are a laid-back, uncomplicated person.
Everything is well laid, but close to family. Do not shy away from them. I see clouds, radiant and full, all over, optimism will open doors for you, sometimes a smile is all it takes.
In the center is a vague lock shape, something will cross your path in a critical moment but you should simply brush it off.
Far away is a defined, sharp flower: a love interest is likely to appear soon. They will come your way without difficulty, keep an open heart.

>>16996184
I must ask, are you depressed? This reading is a bloody mess. I get a sad vibe from it. If you aren't, be careful to not fall prey to it again, it could have disastrous consequences:
Under the leaf dust of gloom I can discern a pistol: you are in danger, though what kind of danger, I cannot tell- and worse, the lonely tower family wise tells me you will not be able to rely on them, lest you be disappointed. Stay safe. Don't take risks. Lie low.

>>16996190
Just bee yourself

>>16996194
Nothing much, I'm afraid, though there is an achievement coming up, a star, maybe something you've been spending time on.
Petals and a U: you will make a new friend very soon and she will be tender and concerned with your well-being. Her arrival will bring a breeze of novelty into your social life: she is like a fresh spring flower. When she goes to a party, go with her, seize every opportunity, you'll have a blast.
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>>16996285
>posted 8 seconds after my previous post
Damn, my magic is improving
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>>16996285
Damn yuo're really mad at BV huh? You seem like a miserable pathetic little faggot. Do your eally think BV would pretend to be someone else?
of course not. lets face facts. You're a faggot.
A self important little faggot.
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>>16996287
Thank you. :)
I'm not a big fan of drama and am prone to trying to control things to create balance. I am working on going with the flow.

I'm really happy and grateful for my life. That may be why you felt no agitation.
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>>16996142
Phew... okay, for some reasonnyoir reading is not playing nice. Maybe I'm too tires or maybe my method is just being a poop. So I did have the devil reversed popped up twice along with the sun card twice. I couldn't fit those. Did the two card draw again and landed on the 4 of swords reversed and the king of swords. The king of swords can definitely be representative of the respect you keep getting. I would recommend to read up on that card because of all the information with it. The 4 of swords reversed could explain why you are feelings "disconnected". I dont know if you are dealing with an inner struggle at all but this card represents emotional detachment and kind of keeping to yourself. Almost like an inner battle is pulling all your attention away from the external present. Maybe not a battle, maybe a lot of thoughts. Again I will say, balance is key. Try and use half your energy for internal and half for external so that you can connect with others. Ughhh this reading and my views are not sounding together. Let me know if this sounds anything close to what you feel. Againbim sorry it took so long and that this kind of sucked :/.
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>>16996203
Woooooo! Thank you :D
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>>16996286
Well, she could say yes, and that's honestly what I'm afraid of. Trust me, there's a lot more that could be said here, but I'll just leave it at that.
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>>16996287
new friend eh? Sounds nice. Thanks mate.
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>>16996220

Your current happiness is represented by the Major Arcana XII: The Hanged Man, upright. Your joys are brought on by contemplation; by the simple acts of seeing the opposing sides that may come against you.

What holds you back in the past is represented by Major Arcana XX: Judgment, upright. It is interesting that such a card would come up; it almost suggests that nothing in your past is holding you back; you have reconciled your past demons.

However, you still must change. This change is represented by the Four of Swords, upright. You need to rest. You need to heal. You have been in the battles of life for far to long, dear, and you must take the time to finally relax.

Your delusion that you must let go of before achieving your aspirations is represented by the Two of Swords, reversed. You believe that you have forgiven all that you need to, but there is still ... something. Something there, deep, deep down that you choose to ignore. You must reconcile it, along with all in your past, lest you leave your aspirations alone without you.

Your aspirations, of which, are represented by the Nine of Wands, reversed. You aspire to finally be able to give up. This could refer to a retirement; and such a goal is admirable.

As I try to always remind, the cards have the capacity for error. It is up to your own judgment to discern what is truth and what is error.
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>>16996275

You will be my last for the evening, likely. But of course. I would simply require your birthsign and age; I over-estimated how much information I would truly need for these readings.
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>>16996335
Taurus, 25, general read plz, general, or spiritual.
ty
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It seems my readings weren't too inaccurate, I'll write it off as a success. Thank you for your help, everyone. Have a nice day.
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Thank you for reading!
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I have a question for tarot readers.

I'm fairly new to tarot and I use a RW deck. The backs of the cards don't show if the cards will be upright or reversed when I flip them. I just got a new deck and the backs of them are like the picture I have here. It's obvious if the cards will be upright or reversed when I flip them. Does this mean I should only read them as upright, since I'll know beforehand that they're reversed?

I feel like if I see that they'll be reversed or upright, this might influence me when I choose them.
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>>16996303
You sure do sound tired, but I could put it into context. Thank you for still doing it. I'll make some research from those cards.
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>>16996331
That aspiration struck me as a strange one. Everything else makes sense; I'm kind of in a quest for peace.
Now, a retirement? On what?

And thank you! You were pretty good
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>>16996359
Reversals perpetuate a false dichotomy
Really it is more of a spectrum between positive and negative
It is much better to use your intuition to see where on this axis a card's meaning lies in any given reading with it
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>>16996339

Your current happiness is represented best by Seven of Swords, reversed. You are facing the responsibilities set out before you; this is a very good act, indeed.

However, there is still something from your past holding you back, represented by Major Arcana XVIII: The Moon, upright. There was something in your past that still sits as an unknown to you. It is unclear and it may still cause you fear. But you must let it go. Let it go, or find the solution.

Further, what you must change, is represented by the Major Arcana XVII: The Star, upright. Once you have finally let go of your past, or solved it, you will find a new clarity; a new path. Your hope will renew. I will add a personal note that it always lifts my spirits to see The Star during a reading, as it almost always calls for good tidings.

But you still have a delusion. And it is represented by Major Arcana V: The Hierophant, upright. You believe yourself bound by the customs and traditions you know; this is not so. You are able to set out on your own way; flesh out new traditions. This is okay.

Your aspiration, finally, is represented by the Major Arcana XVI: The Tower, upright. You desire to finally break through all illusions in this life; and, perhaps, you will. I would certainly like to know what you discover if you do.

But, of course. It is for you to decide if the cards are correct or not, and discern what it is you are meant to learn from this.
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>>16996365

I cannot be certain. Being able to give up, however, may also refer to being able to give up the struggle against whatever it is you are battling inside of you.
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>>16996372
Seems accurate enough. Either I'm gonna die soon of cancer or I won't and will continue looking for enlightenment. Thanks brow. Also, others readers have told me I'm a tranny.
that could have something todo with the hierophant lololol
thank you for the reading.
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>>16996379
So you'd say it's internal?
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>>16996381

It is certainly possible. Some of the strongest aspirations are those we internalise.
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>>16996371
Very insightful. Thank you for your response!
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>>16996385
Alright. (because it could be possibly related to a relationship. but that's the part you tell me to figure it out).
Thank you!
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>>16996388

Only you can know you, I'm afraid. But you are very welcome.
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>>16996380

You, too, are certainly welcome. I hope you find the enlightenment you desire, either in this life, or the next.
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>>16996287
Hello thank you so much for the reading, but if you could explain more as some of it confuses me

I would say that I have waves of depression but things are not currently as bad as they have been before. My question is are the disastrous consequences of depression and the warning of danger (pistol) separate messages? I'm very anxious so there's a lot that I might consider a "risk". In order to beat my depression I usually try and get out and try new things rather than stay sad in my bed. So you're saying be careful not to get depressed but also be weary of new things/ people?

the last bit seems pretty clear about not relying on my family because they can't help.. Which sucks but makes sense
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>>16996386
Well, its only my opinion. It can be a good thing, I think, but only with a deck where you don't know beforehand. I have one of those, but I don't like physical reversals, so I just flip it right-side up haha
I also have a circular deck where you have no idea where it will face, and the textbook gives detailed interpretations not just for facing up or down, but tilted to the right or left!
Needless to say, I don't like dealing with this either, as It makes for even more input possibilities.

But if you did, pokemon cards have the four thing, and golden dawn uses how the elements of cards next to each other interact to determine their meanings, so you as well
Pic related lol

Reversals are sort of an additional input for the fates, one you use when you can't figure out whether something is in more of a benefic or malefic state

Lots of readers will use reversals, and there are as many good readers among them as those who don't. In fact about half the readers I see online, and most in person use reversals extensively...

Not sure how much that is trend or helpful tool


Uhh should I make a new thread, guys? Was thinking of doing some readings...
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>>16996440
Yeah, go ahead
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>>16996440
You just blew my mind! You gave me a lot to think about. Thanks for responding!
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>>16996280
Hm ok, so I know not to fear the death card, but I don't understand how it applies in this situation? My understanding is Death card can mean change or rebirth and alludes to forces beyond the persons control, but what exactly is changing here? Sounds like you are saying things are coming to and end, but does that mean a conclusion that pushes people together or apart?

Basically, is the person I was asking about interested in me or no?
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>>16995339
Wheel of Fortune and Tower seems a bit opposite cards tho.
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