Secrets

File: 1447591040614.jpg (23KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 320x320px

>>16988493
gimme

Buh den is woan b a secrete no moars.

File: 1371456480692.gif (1MB, 320x232px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x232px

Tell us about what these holidays have in common. Im starved for the unknown. Drives me mad knowing there are libraries of knowledge stowed away from everyday people.

File: 1447981626207.png (442KB, 635x467px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 635x467px

>>16988520
The seat of the beast is the freshest of meats

>>16988493
What do these holidays have in common.

>>16988557
Is that a statement or a question?

Either way, they correspond to positions of the Sun.

File: 1431454869577.jpg (37KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 540x960px

>>16988554
My good anon, do you mind describing that with less limerick?
Many a thanks to you.

>>16988584
It's as clean as a bell

>>16988520
Social rules and ethics have been constructed to be broken, that is, to the people who can see behind the veil of self-control, self-worth, and self-discovery.

>>16988546
>>16988557
Each holiday is to represent a different aspect of the truth, represented by the natural energies and symbols contained in that truth, and not the dogmatic, in a sense. These energies are frequencies that are not perceived by our senses, but which affect our brain, and therefore, perception of the world.

>>16988573
The sun's position corresponds with our own philosophy, dance, genetics, etc. We are as infused with the sun's movement as the moon's.

File: 1447941224713.jpg (2KB, 125x121px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x121px

Let's get another secret

>>16988629

That pic doesn't work on a sfw board since the default color scheme is Yotsuba B, aka the light blue one.

>>16988629
The sky and the cosmos are one

>>16988629
Here's one.

Humor, especially modern comedy, is a conditioned, guided response to get people to intake contradictory information without having to review it first.

We use sarcastic overtones, irony, etc and twist them around to move certain ideas into people who have their left eye covered.

>>16988634
The red and blue are presented examples of duality in society. We are being conditioned to fear red and love blue.

The world isnt really flat is it? Is that what were getting to? btw im rolling dubs

>>16988696
Of course the earth is flat
No matter how big you get, as long as you have two feet on the ground, the earth will always be flat

no i mean why did that military explorer go off about a landmass rich with resources beyond the antarctic the size of america?

File: 23-jpg.jpg (56KB, 1600x1067px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1600x1067px

>>16988711
>Of course the earth is flat
Yep, looks pretty flat to me.

ok re-phrased. Do we live on a giant disc-ecosystem? where shit gets hyphenated way to-much

File: 1425173770382-2.jpg (39KB, 496x584px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 496x584px

>>16988746
How much of an ignorant neophyte can you be?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER HAPPEN

I guess pretty ignorant because i had to look up the word "neophyte" So what star system do you come from ching chong?

its funny how we all know were being had but we dont know by what or on what level

dubs means we'll find an answer

File: latest-1.png (142KB, 388x587px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 388x587px

>>16988772
>Not seeing the satire

>>16988493
Can you tell me a secret?

when will the nukes fall

>>16988735
because the antartic isnt the antartic.
>>16988773
Because the laughs are being held.

>>16988790

i met a blue skinned higher being, 4 arms and more power and knowledge than most will ever have. 3.5 million years old. she wants to kill me and feast on my soul flame. she's done it to so many, millions, and i don't know how to stop her. i called for divine protection for the first time in my life. love wasn't enough.

>>16988493
how soon until humans get to evolve again? Things are too stupid as is.

will we ever get flying cars back? the egyptians had flying cars. :(

>>16989202

You mean shiva?

>>16988601
What are the truths of the holidays?

>>16989202
I can help anon. Tell me the story behind this.

>>16989202
I think I saw this same entity when I smoked DMT. Thing is at the time 30-50 other entitys were literally eating my soul infront of my eyes and an entity that looked as you described saved me from having my body stolen my demonic entity's.

A little side note: Don't fuck with DMT if you're seriously into the occult and haven't taken proper precautions first like cleansing the environment and yourself.

>>16989548
You know, combining DMT with any other entity drug gives another quite amazing experience. Try Salvia, shrooms, san pedro, datura, peyote, DMT (Many different types), weed, and lsd; combining any of these gives quite the intense sensation.

>>16988493
I'm born on the 20th of march, am I doomed?

>>16991610
Listen son, you're fucked. Absolutely boned. Dooped right in the urethra. I suggest you start lubbing up your asshole for Mettaton now, boy.