Let's talk about reptilians.

>>16987064

Pretty cool class of animals IMO. Too bad the only members of it that people don't hate are turtles and maybe iguanas :(

>>16987064
I like sneks

They're real, they're demons.

Yeah, they do you in your butt to steal your life energy. I've also heard the higher level ones can use some kind of magnetic technology to steal the fire from your soul.

I'm not sure if you can kill them, but I'd like to find out. I've always wanted to cook and eat one of them. I hear dragons taste really good if you marinate them in a Mandarin orange sauce and BBQ them.

>>16987064
I saw a sweet lizard in my courtyard this morning. It was cold out but it was lounging in the sun warming up

>>16987114

Got any advice for getting rid of one? This one bitch just can't stay away from me.

>>16987150

damn ilizards can be so tempting.

I think one is either gonna kill me or put me in a show THEN kill me. :(

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>>16987064
I'm a hobbyist angelologist. It makes me laugh when people try to link anything to this alien shit, like saying "Gnostic Archons are Reptilians", due to some "new findings", lol like Nag Hammadi.
While it was nothing more than a class of Angels.

Similarly, all that retarded ancient cosmonauts shit saying Sumerian gods were in reality ayyliens, Daniken etc.

Try to write "aннyнaки" (russian spelling of annunaki), all will you have will be alien reptilian shit. How people can be so ignorant of our mythology and history?

I don't know how old are sightings of reptilian aliens in ufology, but couldn't restrain myself from thinking it's just a bad rip-off of Reptile from Mortal Kombat.

For sure, origins of those are nothing extra-terrestrial, as this is virtually impossible. I recall reading that before Alpha Draconis or Zeta Reticuli (inaccessible for us), those beings claimed to come from Mars. Which have been scientifically examined, since.

There are bad elites of oligarchic fucks ruling the 1st world and trying to push globalism, but it's nothing to do with some spooky ayyliens. I'd rather blame capitalism if anything.

>>16987150

Was it a hot lizard? Like with a sexy butt and good sense of humor?

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I wanna blow the lizards...

>>16987064
i have literally never heard anything that makes any sense at all about "the reptilians"
hell, i've seen bigfoot videos that came close to making sense, but no one ever has ever made a solid point about reptilians

They don't real

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>>16987218
This nigga claims aliens aren't possible while talking about their actually angels. Wtf?

>>16987218

Reptilian ancient aliens may be stupid but it's more realistic than fucking angels Jesus Christ.

>>16987460

When you say the Bible isn't literal, are you saying there is a hidden meaning to all those people who begat each other? I'm pretty sure they all begat each other just like it says. I mean, what does begat even mean?

>>16987460
>fucking angels

always wanted to try that, but i can't find anything except dragons. ever see that reign of fire movie with mm? maaaaaaaaan, that would be so badass to see an actual dragon.

>>16987481
The craziest truth you'll ever hear. The bible is the literal truth and word of God and everything else has been fed to you to distract you.

Stop goofing around we know all of you, we control the US government and the NSA. Damn whiseleblowers...

>>16987064
That lizard man looks so cozy in that hoodie.

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FROM THE BOOK OF LIGHT:
"Serpent; Snake":
Associated with mysteries.
Lives among hidden holes, trees and waters.
Venom is fiery. Ambush predators that may seem lifeless.
Deceivers, may appear as stick or rod.
Biting it's tail it can symbolize eternity, cycle and rebith.
Worms, seen as small serpents, being taken out of wounds
may symbolize transference of pain to them and removal.
Being line-like, they symbolize connection and time.

>>16987428
Yeah cause people believing in religions are so rare...

>>16987481
It's obvious that begat is code for being a 'gator. The evidence is clear, I mean be-gat, man be-gat!
As such reptilians are confirmed as fact.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Be me.
>Have serious accident.
>Discover am reptilian.
>Parents shocked and scared, admits I was adopted.

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Intelligence isn't the intent of evolution, it's the outcome of a predator species. Progression of land life on Earth in the fossil record, insect, reptile, primate. Each had plenty of time.

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This man is a reptile. Do you see how his mannerisms are very twitchy and base minded only instinct he goes off of in his mind. The 3rd eye must be opened. For if we are going to have an economy it might as well provide even more money for thier actual shape to come forth.

>>16987064
I know that daddy is one of them.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>16988902
Dad approves of this thread.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>16987218
>Capitalism
Why would globalism benefit Capitalism, you mongoloid? If anything, there is a push for more Socialist policies, which is to give the government more power.

>>16987114
actually its the demons who are them

>>16987064
Don't exist.

>>16987665
all abrahamic religions and many others are based off of ancient aliens, if ancient aliens are not real then those religions are also false.

>>16988962
Corporations no longer have to abide by the laws of their country of origin and find cheap slave labor overseas. If TPP gets through they'll be able to sue governments if they pass laws that hurt their profits. Meaning that through a capitalistic mega-monopoly we could end up with an all powerful world government held in the private hands of a few rather than as a democratic state.

>>16987356

up, want to blow them up. with love! :D

>>16987652

what are the bird people like thoth? The Holiest Of The Holies, THOTH. the bird people created the reptilians who created humans. only the birds fly first class, mr. nichols.

>>16987829

zip zap dip dap imma reptar! |:3

>>16988570

He wears a bowtie like Tucker Carlson. I can't take anyone with a bowtie seriously even if he's a 13 foot tall lizardman with an IQ of 1300. A fucking bowtie in 2015, really? Just give Stewart your new job and go back to roasting Republicans.

>>16989155

no john, you are the demons

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Did anyone say Nagas?

>Seeing all these shills in this thread.
You people won't stop me from uncovering what I search.

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reptilians

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>>16989259
Well it appears as though you realize that the shills cloud these threads. Not only are they known as Nagas, but they are also known as Saurians, or Draconians.

Those of us in the know are not intimidated by this presence of Extra-Terrestrial because they are physically inferior in a sense that they had to attempt to control the world by spiritually possessing weak minded people instead of implementing their physical will on people. From now on I refer to them as the Lizzies.

Maybe I wont an hero today.

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>>16990441
Lizzie sounds like slang for lesbian lizzards.

Pic related, lesbian lizzards apparently

>>16989243
who is john?

you're the ancient alien here

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Reptilian reporting in.

They're pretty cute. Probe me anally every night. And you know what? I don't mind it one bit.

>>16987481
>I mean, what does begat even mean?

Sired. "Begetting" is what happens when you don't use some kind of birth control when you're "knowing".

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>>16987064

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>>16989259

>>16994646
I agree. 10/10 would be anally probed again

>>16987218
wut?

>>16987064
>tfw no qt reptilian gf.

>>16992194

i'm an ancient alien? i heard earth was a zoo, but that's ridiculous. next you're gonna tell me that i was the son of a pharaoh and wearing magnetic armor which generates an orgone field can give me near eternal life and superpowers. pssssssssssssh try a different tard, k?

>>16994646

I'm one of those guys who really do mind it quite a bit.

>>16995512
that orgone field is nothing to mess with.

>>16995669

unless it can help destroy these reptilians then i'm not really interested.

>>16995884
Orgonite is only temporary repellent.

>>16987064

No.

>>16987161
Underrated post

It's symbolism

http://www.resist.com/Onlinebooks/Pike-MoralsAndDogma.pdf

ctrl-f serpent

you'll be busy

>>16996994

so they are just humans and can be killed like anything else?

>>16995170
That book sucks more donkey fuck than a Mexican Hooker.

>>16995161

I've never been Christian or read the Bible so I'm not surprised I spelled it wrong.

>>16998501
you didn't. begat is the past tense of beget.