has anything paranormal happened to anyone on this board

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>>16985040
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>>16985036
I asked God once if he really came to earth and I wanted to know directly from him. A few days later, in the morning, I was in my kitchen, about to prepare something to eat. I suddenly see an intensely bright white flash of light engulf my vision. The light looked like it traveled from my backyard, through the window and into my kitchen. It's strange because I don't think humans can detect light like that.

Anyways, I decided to follow this light to see if there was anything causing it. I look onto my backyard and I see the fence and there is something on it. There was a dove sitting there and not only a dove, but a dove with a twig in it's mouth.

I think this symbolized God like it says in the bible that he "descended like a dove". I also think that the twig represented the olive branch of peace. God coming to earth was an act of peace.

The mysterious shoulder grab happens from time to time.

I was woken up by something one night. Some type of force told me to sit up straight immediately in my bed and look to the right out my window in between trees. I expected to see something sitting on the branches.

Instead I saw a huge white flash of light that made absolutely no noise and lit up the entire neighborhood. I don't know if it was a comet, UFO, or God but it was cool.

Other than that I've had some weird stuff happen with humans that I cannot talk about. People like Kim Kardashian appearing and weird shit. Can't get into detail.

>>16985225
Lol k

>>16985036

Yeah. Honest to god like two years ago I say a giant figureless blob running from one direction to another upstairs in an abandoned house that was supposedly haunted with my friends. And no I was 100% not imagining it

Also if you want to get possesed/see crazy hallucination in your room read the book Cosmic Trigger I: Final Secret of the Illuminati.

Warning the book is cursed. It's the illustrations that fuck you up. Kind of like how it's not the porn but the advertisements on the side between pages that mess up the user.

Warning. Book is seriously cursed. You WILL see weird shit if you read it.

Back when I was a kid in grade school I was constantly plagued by this weird creature that would stand outside my window at night. I used to think I was just seeing shit, but I had a buddy stay the night and we both saw it.

This thing was freakishly tall. You'd have to at least be 8ft tall to have your shoulders reach my window. And this thing would just stand there and watch us.

It looked humanoid. But its eyes glowed red. Like the color of most standard laser pens you can get at a gas station.

It would never show up when my bedroom lights or television were on. It'd only appear when the lights were out.

Dunno if anyone else has experienced this shit. But it stopped happening when we moved houses a few years later.

I'll upload a shitty MS paint drawing if anyone is interested.

>>16985600
I have had this thing with a frown and huge bug type eyes just sit in my tree and stare at me. Eyes the size of a binocular lens. This is not a joke but it only shows up if I look at porn.

I don't watch porn anymore.

I was possessed by a demon.

When I was 11 I caught a horrible virus that kept me bed ridden for weeks, when it was 90 degrees outside I felt as if it was freezing, I buried myself under blankets and sweatshirts and didn't leave my room all this time, convinced I was on my deathbed I called all my siblings in to tell them I loved them and to the second eldest I told he could have my games and to watch over the youngest. Then I bid him to leave lest he catch death as well.

Thus ends the prolougue

>>16985423
Why can't you go into detail? This is obvious b8 but I'm interested

>>16985568
How will it fuck you up...? I'm scared to read it

>>16985643

I can't go into detail because I was told if I tell people about my "abilities" then they lose a lot of their power. I don't want to lose it.

I can give you a hint though. Research the law of attraction.

>>16985658

It just makes you hallucinate and see weird stuff. I saw a COLORED hallucination of a body with its eyes shut waking up. I saw my shoes turning into balls with laces. I saw sparks or something flying around the room. I'm pretty sure it possesses you also if you give into it.

I bought as a book that would outline quantum perception/ law of attraction, psychic powers, and the nature of reality.

It's actually just Satanic. Not that those things are they're not. But the book itself is for some reason Satanic. I don't know why because you can study psychic stuff and not be Satanic but that author for some reason is.

Like I said though it's the illustrations more than the content.

>>16985641
My days from them on consisted of watchin direct tv (caddyshack was a blessing), talking to myself wondering what my friends were up to, and retreating into my imagination in moments of delirium for solitude to imagine characters from various video games going on crossover adventures (I was such a fag).

Wasn't long before somebody started to talk back, small soft sounds at first, as if it were coming from the room, I'd often call family in to ask if someone was in the room with me witch they'd shrug and say no before quickly walking out.

At this point I began to beleive it was an angelic visitation so I would pray and call out to this voice and seek council and advice and it would only respond every now and again but I beleive that even when he didn't speak he was slways around with me to comfort me in the worst throes of the illness, so that's how the weeks were spent with me and my quiet buddy as we'd play Xbox and watch old comedies.

The cool parts come after I got better

>>16985740
So now I'm out n about getting back on my feet again and , angel (as I had began calling him) said he'd lend me help until I fully recovered to witch I had solemnly acknowledged and so the return to school day began.

When doing schoolwork and test and shit angel knew the correct answer to everything, even the hard math stuff I could never get right. Teacher asked how I'd come up with the answers to witch I would just shrug and say I just knew that was what the answer would be. Teacher was a complete cunt though and would half my grade convinced that I was cheating somehow.

Angel also was like having 360 degree vision, he wouldn't always speak ( when he did it was usually one or two word phrases) sometimes it'd be a sensational feeling you'd get in the back of your head to witch I'd spin around to find someone staring directly right at me.

He'd also when talking to people put ideas and thoughts into my head? Constructing responses that were beyond my vocabulary and everybody thought I was wicked smart

But then alas one day came when he said he'd be leaving now to help other sick kids and I'd be fine on my own. It made me terribly sad and I tried spending weeks calling out for him but he never returned.

I've always felt as if I had a peice of me missing since then

>>16985740
Thank God I'm not the only one that hears from God or angels. I can tell you I have the nicest little guardian angel girl. I can barely hear her but she screams at the top of her lungs with stuff like "you left the stove on" and stuff like that. Saved me a bunch of times.

I feel bad I need to thank her for going through my life with me. That must have been so sad and rough watching me go through the bad times. Fuck i'm getting sad just thinking about it.

>>16985036
I think it's either the guy in the photo, keanu reeves, nicholas cage or morgan freeman who have the answers not us.

When I was young (3-4), my dream always was the same. I close my eyes to sleep and suddenly my soul, slowly, get off my body and goes to the floor (I couldnt move myself). I dream that for an entire year probably. I dream it again when I was 7 once, in that time I sleeped in other room, but for some reason my soul went to the same place, and not to the floor of my current room. The day after that, my soul gets off my body again, but this time I go to the backyard and I can freely move myself. I had a chain this time attached to my body.

Never dream shit like that again after that.

>>16985668
Dustin, that you?

>>16985961

Negative I am not Dustin.

>>16985807
I've kinda reconciled that it was all my brain creating a pseudo tulpa brought about by my ilness to encourage me and keep from dying but I do certainly beleive in Angels

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>>16985036
I figure about half of all /x/ is trolltarding and bordom lurkers, about a fourth is believers who want to find something to reinforce their baseless beliefs, and the rest are a mix of people who have experienced shit in the past, have just experienced something they can't explain, or are freaking out over something they think is spooky when it's really not even spoopy.
Those proportions would explain how most threads are looking for content, only some threads have decent spooky stuff to read, and all the threads get torn apart by mockery.

i once saw a shadow person in my room. it wasn't jumping around the room, so i am pretty sure it wasn't just debris in my eye, and i wasn't asleep, and i had full control over my body, so i am pretty sure it wasn't sleep paralysis. i was also of sound mind and sober, so it was probably not a hallucination.

one night i was tossing an turning, totally unable to get to sleep. i opened my eyes in frustration, when suddenly i became aware that something was out of place in my room. at the corner of my room adjacent to the foot of my bed, there is a closet perpendicular to 2nd story window illuminated by an orange sodium street light. in this corner, just in
front of my closet, there was a figure. it was hard to grasp it's shape at first, because it seemed to be made out of the deepest shadow i could imagine, it was as if it was made out of a whole carved out of the universe. i was very startled, and lacking the ability to hide, i tried my best to stay still, lest what ever that thing was notice me.

as i watched it, it seemed to change shape, like a silhouette of a rotating object. suddenly, it's shape seemed to dawn on me more. it was a man in an overcoat with a wide brimmed hat. he was slowly panning his head around, as though he was scanning the room looking for something.

i watched him until he passed he started to leave. he past in front of my lit window, but the light did nothing to illuminate any details, except one. he, it, blocked the light. what ever i saw that night had substance. it looked like it was made out of shadow, but it had substance. after it passed my window, it simply walked behind me and left.

my encounter with it lasted at least a solid minute, possibly more. i always regret not trying to make contact with it.

>>16986136
My cousin has seen something similiar she saw a shadow figure except this one was predatory and put her into a fear so bad it paralyzed her. She explained she was 100% fine before she noticed it and once she did it paralyzed her. She said it had long limbs that were stretched out. I lived with them for a bit, nothing ever happened to me personally there or my uncle only my 2 cousins and aunt. I think the ghost there are intimidated easil by strong figures. My uncle is a huge laborer who isnt scared of shit and I am pretty strong spiritually imo or atleast im informed and curious.

They also seen a little girl and a shadow figure that hides in the corner of the bathroom when they take showers. I always felt a little uneasy in there but since i sas always harrassing it never manifested... Couldnt feed off my fear.

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>>16985668
>if I tell people about my "abilities" then they lose a lot of their power
kek, u fuckin tool

>>16985600
Not real, you're describing night terrors
I had them when I was a kid too

>>16985519
Go die scum

>>16986607
Night terrors can't be recalled. You wake up scared out of your mind and don't know why.

(source)
I've had vivid nightmares, sleep paralysis, and night terrors most of my life.

>>16985225
Got bored of taking your meds everyday?

Possible alien encounter
>be 7-8 years old wake up in the middle of the night see light coming through small window. I can't move my body or anything. Next thing I know I blink and there are two tall grey aliens talking and looking at me. I black out and wake up in an all white medical center and they perform surgery on me

Granted this could have been sleep paralysis or a bad dream.

Encounter with ? demon?

>Be about 11 now school got canceled so I'm sitting in the living room eating cereal watching ed ed and eddy. I get up to go put my bowl away and halfway to kitchen I just stop and feel like somethings watching me, so I turn around. There's a figure in a full suit of armor like 18th century knight armor. I'm kinda frozen when I see it, it raises it's hand and points through my chest

This is where it gets weird

>I blink and he's gone. I look behind me to see what he's pointing at and we have a picture of jesus at the last supper. I thought whatever it was, was pointing at that but then I noticed a huge black shadow probably 7-8 feet tall slowly

>>16986915
>slowly making its way past the picture into our bathroom. It looked about 7-8 feet tall and covered in something like seaweed but all black. I couldn't make out any features of it and it was broad daylight the fucker was like at least 3 feet wide

I really don't know how to explain this but it's whatever

I have a lot more actually if someone is interested growing up I was around death a lot. I've had some crazy experiences with watching my grandma slip into a coma multiple times when I was around the age of 9 -14. I watched my mom slit her wrist at age 7. My grandma passed out at the wheel and we were going the wrong way on the highway for a good quarter mile with cars zooming at us

But anyways I'm in Indianapolis with my friend who is trying to become a rapper. Note the words trying

Okay so this one time I had a really strange "dream" where a clone of mine was investigating a strange series of disappearances in the everglades. A series of missing/unsolved cases set before me bound on drywall with red web lines, highlighting several rough "blood" connections in classic style. A eureka moment happened in my mind, and I googled a shadow outline of what people call the "Bigfoot" and slapped it on the drywall. Suddenly ambushed by intense demonic fear, I felt a presence scream "DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SKUNK APE!!" and I awoke from the dream (after the clones got merked of course...lol) screaming my literal asshole the fuck off and my mom saying "please it's just a nightmare wake up".

>>16986919
Several of the times my grandma died and was brought back to life or slipped into a coma she told me things she couldn't have known like a conversation me and my grandpa had on the way to the hospital about her.

Granted this could have been something he told her so I'll let that slide.

But she actually described heaven to me and the gates, which she described as pretty much the most elegant thing she's ever seen.

I never thought anything of it, I just figured they were crazy visions from medication, being in a coma, or brain damage.

Fast forward to indy with my friend

>He picks up girl from club trying to fuck her. Alright I guess I'm the DD tonight. We get back to the studio and for some reason she's in the front seat with me. He gets out and she just stops and looks at me blankly commanding me to give her my hands. I was confused but I did it. When I give her my hands she tells me she's a medium and describes in detail what my grandmother looked like, her medical problems, my childhood, everything I had never told anyone. I know this sounds kinda fucked up but she contacted the medium to say she's proud of me. I never really did get to say goodbye when she passed it was very sudden

I have no explanation for that. A complete stranger tells me facts about my life no one but me knows, because I've never told anyone and described my grandmother from her personality to her features on the dot.

Ever since that I've had a stronger belief in the supernatural.

INB4 someone says roleplay fuck you

When I first got my drivers permit me and three of my friends went cruising in my car and decided to stop off at our elementary school to hang. I park the car in the lot and turn off the ignition when one of my friends asks about these strange bright lights in the sky. I don't see the lights. Next I remember being on the ground and being lifted up by a cop and thrown into the drivers side. My car is now running. The cop tells the four of us to leave and get out of here. So we do.

Still have no idea what happened to us. I just recently remembered being abducted.

>>16985036
every night without fail i dreamt of something i can only describe as hell, i would go to sleep and wake up hot and sweating 3 times a night, i dreamt of my body being ripped apart, being eaten, being chased by werewolf's, all with a red background, i could feel myself in the dreams trying to wake myself up, but when i thought i was awake, i was still in the dream, I believe they were night terrors, but its still the freakiest crap that's ever happened to me.

Also no my gf's legs around a year ago would be covered in hand mark bruises right around the time her abusive Ex died, we assumed it was maybe either of ourselves clinging but still, it scared the crap out of us

Inb4 made up, i'm shit at stories and i would not be fucked to write one for peoples enjoyment.

>>16987122
that first part i meant to put for the first 10 years of my life*

I've lived in a few haunted houses -- in a row, which almost made me think something was following me. When I was 17-19 I lived in this two bedroom apartment, where out of the corner of my eye I would occasionally see a girl. Me being a shitty teenage edgelord, I made a point of antagonizing the ghost. Following that, I first started seeing the girl whenever I dreamed, just staring at me. Then, the dreams started getting weird, like I would be unable to move but be filled with this terrible sense of dread, and the girl looked creepier -- like, more "dead" I guess.

During the time where I was having these dreams, whenever I would try to sleep in the empty guest bedroom across from mine (it had a nice sheet, but was usually unused since it was basically just for when my sister came to stay a few days, which was rare), I would always wake up with sleep paralysis, and occasionally see the girl by the bed. By the time the dreams started getting really weird -- like the week before I moved -- the same started happening in my room, and, in my room, seeing glimpses out of the corner of my eye became more and more common. And yeah, by that point, I was having weird nightmares and sleep paralysis literally every night, not to mention frequent headaches and weird feelings of dread and sadness, and I developed physical health problems that took years to get rid of.

>tl;dr i teenage edgelord'd the paranormal, it went poorly.

>>16986881
Yes they can

When I was a kid in 6th grade I saw a black figure come out of my living room wall while getting up to take a poss it had red eyes I ran in my room and hid under my covers.
When driving trough the woods in Mississippi this summer I heard a sound like the ones from those youtube videos, the trumpets.
One time I was watching my uncles house I was battling a bot of depresison, this one night I felt as though I was going to kill myself with his shot gun, I felt possessed almost, I had left a trail of cigarettes leading to his gun safe.
As a last ditch effort I started to cry and pray I exclaimed god help me than I heard the words ok and foot steps than I was enveloped by this warmth it was very strange and I was able to fall aslewp.
I'm no longer an athiest after all these experiences.

I called to Jesus for help. I told him I was a depressed kissless virgin and I want to find love. He appeared before me. He kissed me in the mouth and said "no homo tho" and that was my first kiss.