How do I legit sell my soul? Can't find anything

>>16983961
>How do I legit sell my soul?

You can't. A soul is lost through action.

>>16983964
Yo, get yo honky ass off my profile if you gon b a hater. I'll whoop ya punk ass into tomorrow. Talkin about not havin a soul. Try me motherfucker. Talking about select all the images wit cakes an shit. I finna select your cake nah mean?

>>16983964
Punk ass.

Glasses wearin ass nigga.

>Well, actually

Nerd ass nigga

Talkin bout the type of nigga that cuddles wit his homie when they scared an shit.

>>16983964
That's some edgy-ass shit

>>16984021

uhhhh no it's actually an old thinking its comes from the bible/hebrews

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>>16983961
OP you will be pleased to know that, like it has in so many other industries, the Internet has taken what was one a time consuming and arduous process with no guarantees and transformed it into a streamlined service right at your fingertips that you can begin taking advantage of from the comfort of your own home in a matter of minutes!

http://soultradingcompany.com/list.php

It isn't yours to sell

Souls sell, but who's buying?

>>16984059
>http://soultradingcompany.com/list.php

Bruh. I'm talking some real shit.

>>16984079
Get up out of here wit yo bullshit. My body, my choice. I have Obamacare, I can afford the surgery.

>>16984133
You go there, you put your soul up on the market. Other entities can then browse through and if anyone likes the look of yours and thinks it's a fair asking price, they get in touch with you. How much more legit could you want?

>>16984059
>http://soultradingcompany.com/list.php
>all these people willing to sell their soul for money
damn that's some legit scary stuff

boy if you dont getcho boo-boo ass neck off my fuckin shit Imma slap yo leg ass

>>16984519
I haven't actually signed in with an account, so I don't know the precise process involved. As a candidate for office, I can't be seen loitering around a website that deals in human souls, oh my goodness no!

>>16983961
selling your soul is just a metaphor for working really hard, no such concept actually exists. why the fuck would the devil trade your soul for anything anyways? you're going to hell either way.

>>16984569
which office faggot

>try to sell your soul to the devil
>god knows you turned your back on him
>don't actually get to sell your soul to the devil but you still go to hell anyway