Paranormal story thread

they then made it home and never encountered anything paranormal on the way there.

>>16983789

But by the time they got done posting about it to /x/ their day included shapeshifting anal probing aliens and a talking rabbit the size of Detroit.

>>16983807

"Man these shrooms are great!" Said one of them.

bravo! bravo!

>>16983807
That suddenly started the next world war by attempting to genocide the human race.

>>16983823
Oddly enough, they succeeded, but that was years ago.

>>16984135
Now they are ghosts, forever roaming a wasteland of burnt-out mosques.

>>16984502
This was because after the muslims took over they built one big mosque geodome that covered the earth; since everyone was walking on hallowed ground, the now had to be careful of the ghosts of all the suicide bombers turning them into ghosts of their previously ghostly form. Since the suicide bomber always followed them this process kept on repeating ad infinitum.

>>16984560
Anyway, that night they tried summoning a succubus to have a mmf threesome with. They had /x/ open, ready to update their captivated audience.

Nothing happened, they jerked each other off and went to bed.

"Maybe tomorrow it will be real " they said.

>>16984502
but theres a story about a ritual that you can do, it says you have to throw dollars at the nearest WC on the way

>>16984579
So a week later they got together to try throwing dollars at the nearest WC on the way. They didn't know what the fuck that meant so it was a wasted effort.

>>16984594
but then, they saw a light in their penises, then they knew it was a signal of god

>>16984603
and upon the hour striking 4, OP had recieved a shiver crawling up his spine, and his thought had knocked him on his metaphorical ass. he pondered existance for a brief moment, and he had than realized a philosophy no man has thought of before. he awoke from his stupper and went to go get a glass of milk, as OP was calcium defficant. as he had sipped from the drink, he had remembered his previous thought.there was a spooky scary skeleton inside of him, at that was what sent shivers down his spine

>>16984659
And the moral of the story is niggers

>>16984674
this is outta control