Any good 2 sentence horror stories? Pic unrelated of course

op.
is a huge faggot as always.

http://www.xmasclock.com/

The last man on earth sits alone in a room.
He hears a knock at the door.

OP sat down to browse /x/
And then started a thread

You wake up at night from a nightmare where your family was murdered.
You then hear a window shatter as someone breaks into your home.

You open a fortune cookie and it reads like this.

"If you can make it to your house before I do you win"

Look at your hands.
Are they not roots?

one time there was a ghost in my bathroom

then he never again

A lost hiker stumbled across a lonely cabin; a candle lit within.

What the hiker witnessed OP putting into his mouth in that lonely, abyssal cabin was beyond comprehension, and the hiker went hysterically insane.

A shadow person awoke me in the middle of the night.

The next morning all the expensive stuff in my house had just up and disappeared!

>>16982187
Shit

>>16982234
they're called 'african-americans' you racist asshole!

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Female.
President.

Sitting in my room one night, a skeleton popped out of my closet!

But turns out, it was just a fucking

>>16982176
Pot kek

I went to answer a knock at the door; I live alone.

"Open it," some one behind me said.

>>16982048
I love that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKzFzz2RdiA

Makes me want to write spooky haikus

>>16981969

Not OP, but that's not even 2 sentences. Fucking moron.

>>16982200
No.

Remember what we talked about last night?

I lied.

>>16982176
underrated post

>>16981892
I hid, frozen, 'neath my sheets, not knowing what to feel.

I feel the tingle of cold fingers as my sheets began to peel.

I sat on my bed, hearing noises, chilling to the bone.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>16982223
I like this

There is nothing more wonderful than hear a baby laugh.
Except when is the middle of the night and you don't have a baby

>>16983186
It's not scary when you are being told what to think. The concept isn't bad, but the way it is written doesn't convey the feeling you are aiming for.

Nice effort though.

Post a reply to a thread
Realize it didn't ask me for captcha

>>16983194
To be fair its not mine I just did a roughly and apparently bad translation, but thanks

>>16982195

I like this one

As I lay in the cabin, I feel as if the portraits stare at me as I fall asleep.

In the morning when I wake, I realize there were no portraits; only windows.

>>16983618
KEK

>>16983618
you dumb cunt

Last night I dreamt I was back at home with my folks. It was a pleasure to watch the house burn down again.

Clicked this thread. Left this thread.

The girl you're madly in love with invites you over.

Bedroom covered in Brony art.

>>16982048
Is this seriously the only good one in the thread? Couple others are alright, but this is the only one even hinting at horror.

>>16981892
A man called, asking if he could have a minute of my time.
I suddenly felt older.

>>16981892
Having a threesome
Youre not one of the 2 guys on it.

>>16981892
I ask the girl I like if she wants to go out.


lol jk I'm not untying her :p

>>16982048
>last man
>the knock can be of a/many womens
>checkmate

>>16982187
and then u sleep again

I turn off the light, turn back the blanket on my bed, slowly climb in, and

BOO!

We cannot percieve 96% of everything around us, which is why we call it dark energy and dark matter. What else can't we see, and what if it can see us?