How can I become a Vampire, /x/?
>>16961221
lol
>>16961221
Roll in glitter and have sex with multiple men.
>>16961221
Russian folklore says if you convert to Roman Catholicism then you'll become a vampire.
>>16961221
Sanguine luxuriae peregrinatione spelunca Momtemaro spelunca alta sacrificium virginitatem
>>16961237
spook
Drink tampon tea.
Kill your brother and have God send an angel to earth to forever mark you
>>16961399
Basically, yes.
'how do i become...' threads everyday until we like it
saged
>>16961221
Read Twilight, wear eyeliner, mope around a lot.
>>16961237
worked, i am totally a vampire now
thanks