a bird just flew into my fucking house /x/, does this mean anything!?

Dinner is free tonight?

I thought it was nothing at first but then I read that it could be a sign of a really bad omen. Fuck.

>>16958855
it is a bad omen. for the bird.

>>16958838
>be me
>sun is shining outside
>open window
>bat flies right in

once a bird flew in front of my car a foot off my windshild and craped on my winshild. now I know birds get payed by the poop, but that was above and beyond.

>>16958838
OMG GET OUT NOW OP!!!
THIS IS A SIGN OF ZIZO THE DEMON!!!
YOU MUST RUN I WILL USE MY SPELLCASTING POWERS TO TRY AND SAVE YOU!!!

DEMONUS GOUS AWAYUS!!!

ITT: People who don't have screens on their windows

>>16958868
>be me
>play some spooky video game
>suddenly bat hits the computer screen
I don't know why but it didn't scare me at all.
Does that mean I have some paranormal power involving creatures of night?

>>16958923
definitely. you are the dark lord.

>>16958923
No it means a great bat has befallen you because you didn't jerk off and cum for me.

>>16958940
How can I be a dark lord if I'm scared of darkness? I think I was just chosen as a champion of Drakulthor the Bat God. Shame that bats are active only at night...
>>16958946
This is serious business, don't joke like that.

>>16958957
I'm not joking, you get strokin'! If i don't see that cum you'll end up in a drum.

>>16958958
Are you german op?

ily guys

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>>16958868

>>16958838
You think that's bad?

Somehow a sparrow flew into my house, flew upstairs, crash landed on the window sill, and died.

Fucking died, right there by my bed.

Talk about getting the willies.

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>>16958838
Talk shit, get hit

Was the bird a Robin ? In Ireland a Robin flying into someone's home is an omen of death in the family.

Yes it means your window was open

>>16958838
It means close your fucking window