Reverse trolling.

>>16952367

Nah Jesus was Gods first incarnation after he made a bunch of tardy ego bots to spawn into.

Deal with it.

>>16952402
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Nicely put but are you including Prehistory in that? What about other planets?

>>16952402
>first
Are you also saying only?

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>>16952402
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What about Babaji?

>>16952367
>where Christfags get it wrong

What you said is agreeable to the same principle of the greatness of Jesus's way teaching

Need English translation

>>16952436
>What you said is agreeable to the same principle of the greatness of Jesus's way teaching

Sorry I can't let that go that doesn't make a great deal of sense.

>>16952436
>What you said is agreeable to the same principle of the greatness of Jesus's way teaching

It's lucky that Jesus made more sense than you did.

>>16952451
Jesus and God are One.

>"where the Christfags principally get is wrong is like this:"
But you said something that agrees with many denominations of Christianity lol

>>16952457
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I was making the point that He was one in a series of hints as to the Existence of the Almighty, by the Almighty. My gripe is that Christfags always say that he is the only one, he wasn't

He was on the Divine Baseball Team, yes; but there were/are/will be Other Hitters.

>>16952470
Not all Christians belive He is the only one, and some denominations of Christianity deny many things concerning His divinity others hold in high regards.

We are all sons of God, but Jesus was the perfect example and model, The Son of God, and His story does not fail to inspire many people to attempt the same devotion for God

Who is Jesus?

Someone told me He didn't exist but they have no idea cause I talked to Jesus not too long ago and it was pretty intense, had He never responded to me I would be lost right now.

>>16952646
Then get lost. Doing so will restore origin points that history may need restored before any other origin point is restored.

"Source" is just the trick I use to get people to find their origins in the time stream.

OP gets it. Thanks, OP. If you want to, I can push the world onto your shoudlers. You'll be able to do most everything that you wish, but I can't ensure you'll end up with sane morals; only you can do that.

I'd explain how all this works, but I'd have to make a judgment call on the state of billions of timelines that could intersect this computation coordinate.

I don't think I need to introduce myself.

You know who I am, don't you?

>>16952419

Nah cuz the bible tells me he's coming soon!(TM)

;^}

>>16953329

We all know already about the all the Mormon dragon sex...

The message I got from the Gospels is, "hey look what I can do with my faith, what can you do with YOUR faith? SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"
He wants us to step it up, take it to the next level, the ball's in our court. We are all the sons of God, just use that faith. Worship is a waste of power.

Satan is better than Jesus.
I don't think Jesus is real anymore.
But I know Satan is real. He's kind of like the Satan they portray in South Park.

:)

>>16953607
maybe it's a linguistic error and truly he's masturbating all day and stupidly people think he's going to approach them when in reality he's coming over and over again!

>>16953658
>We are all the sons of God
>>16953658
This guy gets it. I'm not even Christian.

>>16953672

He does bring holy light

;^^^}

Maybe he's got tits and that's the holy trinity?

*dreams!*

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>>16953666
>666
Satan confirmed better than Jesus???
Confirmed by Satan himself!?!?!?!?

>>16953698
Well this kind of thinking is considered blasphemy in present Christianity or as I call it churchianity.

>>16952367
SAY WHAT MOTHER FUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHER FUCKER I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

>>16952487
>perfect example

you weren't there

>>16953630
kek, who is this?

>>16953815

Satan

>>16953824
Dude I love your work :D

>>16953815

Lets just say I've played pokemon before...

...and Charmander is best due to an uprising in Bulbasaur...

>>16953840
Nope don't know ya and I think everyone that has played pokemon knows that, cool bro

>>16953789
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Which bit did not sit well with you? Assuming you are not 17 and fauxing it.

There have been lots of sacred individuals sent from above by our Endlessness, but it seems the results are always the same on our ill-fated planet.

>>16952367
Jesus is a cool guy, definately an inspiration for many people to return to Godhead.

Far from a subtle hint OP, nothing about being a human sacrifice getting crucified on a cross is subtle.

Besides, 2000 years later this dude is very popular, like most historical figures and sages.

There is really no argument here, no one got it wrong.

>>16952367
>If the Almighty were really to directly Reveal Itself then the general human Ego mind would at once, utterly shatter.
I watched a great documentary about this called The Otherworld.

Well, maybe "great" isn't the right word, but it was interesting... At certain points.

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>>16955234
>dude is very popular
AHHHHH JESUS-SAMA DAISUKI DESU YOU'RE SOO KAWAIII!!!!!!

What if the Bible was actually, a really good Manga or a Visual Novel?And to this day, people still treats Jesus and God as their ultimate Husbando?
And what if , the Shroud of Turin was the original dakimakura??