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WTF DID I JUST SEE

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>night shift security
>hear ruckus coming from a dumpster
>think its just a cat or something
>walk by and something runs out
>it's a tiny naked man that look just like pic related
>only like a foot tall or less and butt naked
>scurries away
>I'm just standing there like "no, I'm dreaming"
>but I wasn't

What kind of paranormal creature takes the form of a tiny naked danny devito? This isn't a troll thread, I'm 100% serious.
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>pasta
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A Mexican?
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>>16945801
You gotta pay the troll toll
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>>16945832
TO GET INTO THAT BOYS HOLE
GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET IN
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>This isn't a troll thread posts danny divito.

OK it was a dwarf you saw a mighty tall one.
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>>16945801

what you saw was exactly what you described it as: a tiny Danny Devito

Danny Devito actually reproduces by parthenogenesis, and what you witnessed was a Devitoling. They're ultimately harmless, and they're usually eaten by local wildlife or housecats long before they reach adulthood.
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I understand how ridiculous it sounds, but that's the best way of describing what I saw.

>>16945847
It was about a foot tall, naked, Caucasian complexion, and very round/fat. Not actual danny devito height.
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>>16945855
HAHA BUT I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING NOR AM I ON DRUGS
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>>16945801
Should have asked for a egg.
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>>16945832
Most horrifying pic on /x/.
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>>16945832
>>16945840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBvcB0idTH0
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>>16945801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0NLxQJ55Y
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>>16945855
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Duendito
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What you saw was probably just the common troll or maybe a hobgoblin

>implying Devito isn't just a large hobgoblin who became famous
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