Midnight in the Desert 10/6/15

literally kill me
literallyi dont want to live anymore

>>16940894
>>>/lit/

Who's excited about tonight's show?

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>>16940919
I am- but considering the fact that only 3 people are here 10 minutes before the show... i'm getting that nobody is coming to by birthday party feeling

>>16940919
no one

>>16940922
Why would more people be here before the show? Are you listening to DMR right now? With the exception of Art and sometimes Hoagie, the content on there is unlistenable drek.

>>16940932
late night in the midlands or whatever that one show is called isn't horrible.... but other than that yea you're right

>>16940922
today is your b day? kill yourself

>>16940938
no it is not- it was a metaphor

anyone else here /curse of oak island/?

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>>16940922

Got a bowl of trail mix and going to make some hot cocoa in a little bit. What a time to be alive

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what is this fag talking about it

>>16940947

sleep tight hammers

>>16940947
I almost fell asleep myself, who programs this shit?

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>>16940942
sorry i was projecting, i want to die

>>16940947
sleep tights hammers

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GOOD EVENING

FROM THE HIGH MOTHER FUCKING DESERT

AND THE GREAT AMERICAN SOUTHWEST

LET'S DO THIS SHIT

>>16940968
I'm a remote viewer- and you've been drinking

>have found

>STATIC

WHAT THE FUCK

cheeky, art

dat white noise
wtf

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THE FUCK?

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN WEST VIRGINIA

> They found... STATIC

He did that intentionally. You don't get radio static on a net stream.

>>16940973
>>16940975

ITS HAPPENINg !!

THE NORDICS ARE COMING TO TAKE AWAY ART AND LITTLE ASIA BELL TO NIBIRU !

Abby Normal = mouse

>>16940947
sleep tight hammers

Jorch is salty

>>16940973
>>16940975
>>16940976
>>16940978
>>16940979
are we just going to let this go? is he fucking with us? someone go to that ballgag website and see what they have to say.... i'm not going into that shithole

>>16940993
there toxic spewing is fucking disgusting. I hate that website, Even GLP is better than that shithole.

>>16940993
pretty obvious it was that mouse from yesterday

i bet its made from the CIA as a disruption device

Why is Art such a fucking weeb?

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dmtalk is empty tonight
wtf is going on

>>16940993
He was clearly fucking with us. He was talking about what SETI found while listening to that alien star and what they found was absolutely nothing.

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>art is a HUGE WEEABOO

>>16940996
Yep hes actually informing Americans and getting controversial guest. The CIA does not want another cooper. There not worried about George since they got him controlled along with his dis info buddy alex johnes.

>>16941000
nice trips, but weeb is japan specific. he seems to be more into SEA

>>16941001
It would help if you were searching for the actual #dmtalk tag and not just looking at @DMRadioNet's feed.

>>16940995
exactly- it's reddit tier banter.

that being said- they think it was a prank because he giggled afterwards

>>16941008
fair enough,
but usually http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/ is filled with mofos talking about th show

>>16941007
Why would anyone be obsessed with SEA? They're just countries that China doesn't own yet.

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Love that song

art should have installed OIDAR and that static would have never happened

>>16940876
What's up fellow Art Bell fans. Glad to see so many of us who like to talk and gab about Art Bell.

We should call this group bellgabbers or something.

>>16941016
don't ask me, man. you should call and ask art

>>16941015
Yeah, they're reporting on Twitter that the website isn't loading the #dmtalk tweets right now.

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>psychic treadmill repair man

WHAT THE HELL

psychic treadmill repairman is nice

Someone should call in and ask art his take on RCH's stunt from last night

>>16941019
That's dumb, we should be called the "Timmy."

>>16941024
Art's show is moving ever closer to becoming indistinguishable from Phil Hendrie's parody.

>>16941028
someone needs to call on hoagie's open lines. i'm still annoyed about that.

Psychic treadmill repairman is almost as good as arctic chaga. Almost.

>tfw you sent art a message through the wormhole asking about that white noise portion

>wormhole cornhole

hahaha

>>16941032
I agree. But it's always a replay

>>16941039
kek

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>tfw you were a psychic treadmill repairman in your past life

Art kids the otherkin!

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this woman sounds cute

i like cute women

Dan confirmed kek

this would be a great night for some otherkin calls. just sayin

wtf, what a waste of a call
JUST

>>16941053
he sounds like the hippie teacher from beavis and butthead

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>>16941054
what about dollkins?

Michele from Japan is gonna call right?

>>16941057
Hah!

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>>16941057
Yeah he kinda does

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>>16941061
of course senpai

this guy is fuckin retarded.

> Art deliberately hangs up and then goes oops.

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>>16941062
>>16941063
>mfw now it's mr. anderson

has michelle called yet and let everyone know shes trans

"oops" I thought we were..uh...done

>>16941074
The night is young, anon.

>>16941072
>>16941076
art has reached mean girls status

>>16941073
Damit boys

>>16941078
I'm already recovering from drunk, and Art Bell i still fucking me up

Is anyone here listening on a macbook?

Julie sounds high af

>>16941086
Ikr? High or fat.

>>16941085
me

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> mfw I sound like Rod Sterling.

>>16941097
sweet shades

>>16941097
>yfw you'll never bunny kiss her beak and converse about megastructures

>>16941097
>Rod Sterling
>mfw you're a fat 30 year old male pretending to be a female
i don't blame you

Is it just me, or is Amy getting less annoying?

I can get behind less annoying.

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>>16941097
FULL BODY PICS WHEN

>>16941106

mmmmmm... omg. i want her even more now. let's talk about vampires and arcologies, little one...

god i love her fucking nose

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>>16941111
those quads

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>>16941111
Checkin those quads real quick

has anyone else been so hungry that they've nibbled a little bit on their dog's milkbones over a glass of chocolate milk?

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>>16941111

quads of truth have spoken. i will inseminate Ms. Skeptic now

>>16941097
What's her name?

>>16941119
no just you i think

>>16941121

>mamy smartin

>>16941121
tammy martin

>>16941122
they're overrated desu senpai

>>16941120

looks like uses one of them pussy pumps on her horizontal lips

Sorry I'm late

>>16941119
When I was a kid, I ate milkbones all the time

>>16941131
its ok bro

Art keeps callers one way too long. It fucking brings the show to a halt with these dopey fucking women.

>>16941119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjwtJf_Ihes

>>16941135
title 9 man

>>16941119
Well, were they any good?

>>16941136
GarFIELF
you FAT
CAT

>>16941140
see
>>16941129

ART BTFO

Uh oh Snoory

>calling about Noory

BUTT HURT IMMINENT

lel this fuckin caller. Must be a riot at family dinners.

Caller trying to start more drama between Art and Snoory and now throwing shade at Hoagie.

"looked at rocks"
holy shit top kek

jorch

>>16941141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

>>16941147
>using the term throwing shade

kekanormal

"intense interest"

>>16941147

Art's not going to be lured into shit-talking the Hulk Hoagster.

Cow anon, dat you?

yes canadabro

This is Our guy /x/ did you get your cow fixed ?

QUAKE

Oh hey the scotting canadian is back. this guy is a loon. I like him.

Oh ffs, here's that /x/ fag again.

OH GOD ITS THE /x/ GUY

lol, /v/ is calling in and sounds like a faggot

this fucking guy

Is this the demon cow farmer??

I bet quake guy sucks shit at q3a

Dowry!!!

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kekekekekeke

Cow Farmer is savage.

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>>16941161

The first game to ever give me a SPOOPY feeling... 4am... too much caffeine & nicotene and my cousin and I jump scaring like crazy at the PC...

listening with stereo speakers to creatures breathing around you...

...why is one of the Beatles calling in

Faust in the Haus

>>16941177
He's just Canadian

what a retard

>get off the line

kek btfo

>Get of my line

Art triggered.

> Get off my line, thank you.

/x/ fag BTFO

>>16941177
I dunno, but someone like to post lewd pics of his wife for him

>Get off my line

Art knows. Lol.
>GET OFF MY LINE

nice call Canadanon

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>get off my line

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>Get off my line

top kek. Like I give a fuck.

That's the end of my Cow Farmer routine. Onto something else.

What's this now, Martha Stewart?

>>16941196

That was you?

>>16941196
Is your Beatles accent natural??

>>16941196
dont forget to change your skype name

How long before Art creates a shine and starts worshiping this mouse?

>>16941197
kek

who is going to call in with a voice changer and claim to be abby normal?

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>>16941195

Art's audiophile autism has been triggered.

>>16941202

No it isn't. I have acquired a lousy ability to very, very cheaply use a fake British Accent.

>>16941203

Of course.

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bluetooth users BTFO

>art says it sounds better
>it still sounds like shit

>>16941196
nice job neegro. one of the few calls with character in the history of mitd.

>>16941074
I was so glad that art cut him off last night.

>sounds so much better

>it actually sounds infinitely worse
Art , what the hell

>>16941213
THIS

cant hear shit captain

How the hell is this call better in quality?

>>16941212
not really.

>>16941213
agree sounds even worse

>i was a monk and stabbed

>>16941212
c.ucktooth more like it

>art trying to justify his yellow fever

Oh, so, are we gonna do a classic c2c listen along this weekend? I'm down for some Malachi.

Art was Asian?

>I was Asian
Or were you courting asians?

>>16941231
Only by speculation and hope.

Art's acting like a pissy little cunt tonight, I'm about to call it a night.

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>>16941232
THAT LAST CALLER DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT BREAK COMING

Art is such a weeb

His c2c open lines were so much better

>>16941229
he picked it up while serving in Vietnam and taking his tour breaks in the Philippines.

>>16941237
pissy art is best art

>>16941242
He had more than a 100 listeners back then though.

>>16941237
His autism is at an all time high. Does he really want to do this or is it merely to put his daughter through college?

>treadmill repairman

these ads are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

>>16941237
That's what's making this show great!

>>16941247
considering the quality of calls so far, i think he's being generous desu

>>16941246
True
But man when I listen to his old broadcasts w high I regularly do its a night and day difference

>>16941247
true. every fucking call is at least 25% him sperging about the sound.

>>16941237


I don't know, I think some of it's him joking- during the Cow Farmer call he was chuckling throughout and was even chuckling/smiling as he said "Get off my line, thank you" but with the next caller he sounded prickish, then the next caller happy, then the next caller prickish... Seems he's living one of those dual life regressions?

This is the only bumper music song I really, really hate

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>>16941248
PSYCHIC treadmill repairman

>>16941249
Seriously, I prefer Art trolling and BTFO callers instead of just listening to their nonsense.

this song is fucking terrible

>>16941256
To be fair to art the audio quality of his cell/computer callers are shit most of the time

>>16941256
He's always done this

>>16941258
lol i read that like the first verse of the song

>>16941258

Some Velvet Morning is THE best bumper song ever dude wtf are you on about?

>>16941238
The bumper music choice was great

> I'm blind
> BREAK TIME THANKS FOR THE CALL
>I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

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>>16941262
faggot

>>16941258
>>16941262


Trippy 60's tunes are the best i wish he would play some piper at the gates of dawn.

Anyone planning on calling tonight?

>>16941257
That's because Art knows when callers are joking around like our Canadian friend and when they're just annoying.

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someone please call in on the past lives line and do this tortoise kin bit.

Art's not buying what this guy is selling.

>>16941270
>height 5'3"
semen everywhere

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in honor of this caller

Art just accused this guy of being a drunk then called him a drug abuser

this caller BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

Art's on fire tonight

Rule 3: 2 Drink minimum

>oic it's medication

SAVAGE

>>16941278
i almost spat out my ramen asshole

Two drink minimum

that mouse was a skinwalker

this guy sounds like my guild leader

kek

Good Skippy stuff

Art is a fucking meme
>muh mouse
>muh peanut butter
>It's SKippy, it's smooth

that mouse was a cia bug

This caller is full of shit mice love peanutbutter

I tell y h'what art- it's that damn high fruck-tose corn surrp

ART BTFO

GAS THE PEANUTS

SANDWICH WAR NOW

i hate mark

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>Oh Mark, go away...

Why do I have a feeling that his Filipino Wife has had that 'talk' that they have with their rich white husbands- 'I want you to bring my sister over, and my mother, and my son I never told you about, and my exhusband...'

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>>16941303
>GAS THE PEANUTS
this made me chuckle

this guy sounds messed up

>>16941307
>showing a jar of peanut butter from the side
there is a special place in hell for people like you

>>16941314
>filesize

Read the ingredients, moron.

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>>16941215

Hey man that really warmed my heart. Appreciate it. Surprised I kept it together, I've had 4 beers and 4 hash hits and i'm on antibiotics.

This guy is trolling art i hate these fucks that ramble with absolutely no point

>>16941317
>roasted peanuts
>hydrogenated vegetable oils to prevent seperation
>salt

i dont get it

>>16941319
Damn, you carried it well!

Aliums took him off the air

WHAT THE FUCK

what the fuck was that?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Art desperate for recognition of his trolling.

>>16941330

ayyy lmao

ART btfo by the future aliens. silenced!

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FUCKING

SPOOKED

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>art trolling

Art ayy lmao

Art and Hoagie in a booking war over Chris Carter!

>>16941276
this could mean there are only two types of callers... those who are nuts and believe stupid shit and those who are hip and smart and Art can tell they're not crazy ... so the only non crazy people who call call as a goof and prank him lol

Woah...that's amazing news

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I'm absolutely in love with how much of a fucking prick Art is being tonight. His Filipino Wife is trying to get her 'brother' over to the USA or Hoagie has absolutely pissed him off.

>>16941341
tonight is fucked up
art had been trolling all night
what is real?

Oh shit, spooky white noise

>>16941348
I'd go with the latter. Hoagie pissed off a lot of people with his little stunt last night.

>>16941356
What did Hoagie do?

>>16941356
>his little stunt last night.
what happened?

>>16941356
what did Hoagland do?

This caller is full of shit.

They would not have wheeled him into his fucking room if he's fucking flatlined.

>>16941359
>>16941361
>>16941360

he called out the jews and asked his aryan brothers to rise up

>>16941356
Any reaction from his mortal enemies?

>>16941359
Hoagie did a new opening and then cut to 2 month old interview with Tim Russ without ever mentioning it was an old interview and they didn't even mention it was a replay on his website.

>>16941364
White Power!

>darkradio

>>16941359
>>16941360
>>16941361
the intro was live but then he switched to a rebroadcast, possibly thinking that we wouldn't notice.

>>16941366
Is that the radio host equivalent of saying you're going to work from home and then not working at all?

This is going to be good. Fat autistic caller.

>>16941359
Opened with a live intro then led into a repeat interview with no warning.

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>>16941368

>>16941370
it's the equivalent of showing up at the office and then proceeding to take a nap under your desk

george.jpg

>>16941366
what if we are just experiencing a torsion field induced time rift?

>>16941377
I did this a lot working security but in a car

>GET SHOCKED

>LEARN TO ERASE CHEMTRAILS

ahahahahahahhaaha

>>16941383
you're the richard hoagland of security guards

art bell is the paul blart

>>16941384

OMFG now we've got a classic Art Bell caller...

GO FOR IT INSANE MIRROR GUY!!!!

DECEMBER 25th WILL COMMENCE ON THE CHEM TRAILS.

>>16941366
I'm curious to see if he addresses this tonight or glosses over it entirely.

>>16941388
this guy is my new fav

>>16941387
I'm more interesting than him though and I know how to operate a phone

ART BRINGING THE BANTZ TONIGHT

>>16941377
George for sure sleeps on the job its why he likes it when guest talk for one hour while he just ask the same question probably pre recorded.

and he drives a truck...

>>16941392
how would his mirrors respond if Two Oscillating Coils Tuned to the Frequencies of Astral Bodies guy showed up?

Someone should call and pretend is john titor

>>16941405
>implying I'd be pretending

>>16941404
Probably instantaneous astral projection in a future life

>>16941406
Call nigga!

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>>16941399
dubs confirm

George Noory is the George Costanza of radio

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>>16941407

in my mind's eye it's a little like godzilla battling mecha-godzilla, but in fact an epic battle of keked nitwits

>>16941415
this guy gets it at least

>>16941422
People liked Costanza though.

>>16940947
sleep tight hammers

is art high?

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>>16941431

No idea, but I sure as fuck am.

Who /high/ here?

>MOUSE IN HOUSE INFESTATION EPIDEMIC

Watch out for the Hanta Virus!

jesus christ who cares about this fucking mouse

this guy is kind of a debbie downer

>>16941439
Art suspects it wasn't a normal mouse, that it was a demonic omen because he was talking to the crazy ghost lady. That's why he wants proof it actually exists.

tonight is fucking depressing

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fight me Art

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OMFG

>this caller

Ayy Lmaos confirmed for lapsed Mormons

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Get a load of this guy.

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Mormons are adorably annoying.

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Mormonism is fucking wacky

Always fucking rednecks on here faggits need to get cable..

Do any of these rednecks have a science or engineering degree of any sort?

>>16941460
ever since I saw book of mormon I consider Mormons to be the most precious idiots on the planet.

god theyre so cute i want to hug them and punch them at the same time.

>tachyonic matter
bubba plz

>woundeeeeeeerfull

>>16941469
No and neither do most of the guests. What's your point?

>Cockerspaniel

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I want to call in and chew Art out for saying that craft is a fucking triangle. The graph that he supplied had flux on the Y axis as a function of time. The peak only means that an object obstructed the star's light more and more until it reached a maximum, and then the obstruction lessened. You can say that the obstruction may be somewhat symmetrical. But god fucking dammit art it isn't a mother fucking triangle.

I had a dream once, Art

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>>16941484
JUST DO IT

>>16941484
Do it bro

>>16941484


Then call in. There's only one, maybe two /x/ callers? And one of them must bide their time until the next call.

I am done with open lines.

Googling your past life. What a fucking idiot woman.

>>16941485
I have dreams where I'm not myself quite often, I've never considered them to be past lives, more like scenes from movies that don't exist. They're just dreams, they don't mean shit.

>>16941495
Why is this weird?

>people telling others about their dreams
I wish this would end

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>>16941484
don't be a pussy set that shit straight

>>16941495
>Google is good for something right?
Smh

Fuck this slut fuck her so hard Jesus Christ. Thank goodness for that break.

>>16941495
I can google my great-great grandma, what is strange about being able to google somebody?

This is the longest, most pointless story I have ever heard outside of Hoagie's show.

>that's a GHOST

>>16941501
>>16941494
>>16941490
>>16941487
>>16941484
can somebody link the graph he supplied, i've seen it on here before. i know one of you has it. i can't find it on his site

This fucking voice, this bitch someone shoot me sweet lawd.

fucking Michelle from Japan

>>16941525
Yes, what is this graph?

This midwest bitch now oh god..

>>16941530
it's black and white- art posted it on his site and it just has flux on y axis and a few charts.

it's very bland

HOLY SHIT

IS THIS THE OFF TOPIC TANGENT LADY

>>16941525
>https://d3adcc0j1hezoq.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/star_alien_dips.png

>>16941534
> Implying all women aren't off topic tangent ladies

>>16941536
thx

>>16941540
kek

It took her a week to tell her husband because she can't get to the fucking poing.

>>16941534
No idea but art sounds like he has no patience for her shit

>hail, hail the gangs l here!

Oh no, not this gay ass trolling nigga again.

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This nigger is straight up fucking doing coke live on the fucking air.

Sniffer's here!

>>16941555
Yeah. This guy has no poise.

is this guy snorting crank or soemthing? Junior HIGH???

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TOP KEK

BTFO

> Art sniffing along with the caller
Oh shit I'm losing it

>Just straight up fucking terminates him

This has been one of the most entertaining open lines so far. I'm glad I stayed up and called in and shit, fuck. Mirrors to kill Chem trails? Coke sniffing ramblers with absolutely no story or substance at all? Top fucking tier.

wtf

>>16941484
Are you Shawn?

wait isn't this arts network?

>>16941572
Probs lol.

> Are you familiar with any of the other shows on your network?

No, no one listens to that shit.

>>16941484

If you're Sean, you fucked up big time bud.

Where the fuck are your balls? Does Canadabro need to coach you?

WHAT THE FUCK SEAN?????!!

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>women/men who think they're women/Australians are still not banned from calling

>>16941572
no- who is shawn?

>>16941573
no

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What show did she mention? ___ Voyages or something?

Anyone catch the past lives number?

call me Dr. Allen

i'm ringin art now

>>16941573
Technically no. Keith Rowland owns it but it was established after art ended dark matter on Sirius.

From what I understand, art intended to start his own service after the xm clusterfuck and broadcast independently but his non compete agreement forbade him from doing anything related to radio for two years. So basically Rowland started dmdn on arts behalf, at least that's how I understand it. Could be wrong.

>>16941595
Art and his lovely new bride how cute

>>16941595
>DARK LIVES MATTER

wow art

dropped

>>16941597
I'm also OP

>>16941595
the woman who called before this guy btw.

well whatever dude

what would i stand to gain by lying

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>>16941595
They keep getting younger and younger.

>>16941596
>past lives number
5752087787

>>16941595
Art looks so scary now.

All dat surgery yo

>>16941616
Let's see you when you're 70

>>16941484
You're a pussy Sean

>>16941614
Thanks man. All lines busy. :/

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>it's a caller talking about their dream episode

im through!!!

>>16941617
Give me your email.

Expect pics in forty-six years.

Art is going to end up being trapped as a ghost because he's scared to go towards the light.

>john titor

>>16941595


Why the fuck does he look like Gilbert Godfrey?

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>>16941633
Id rather be a ghost than live on this earth

anon almost said aliums lol

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>>16941196
Cow farmer, wifefag here. You still here? Will post pics for that last call. I literally heard it right as I got in my car after work, made my day.

>wedding dowry
>this call, right here, is tragedy folks.

Killed it.