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Crazy religious practices?

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Hey /x/, I want to ask you about some weird shit my boyfriend does. The way he describes it and the way it looks, it seems like some sort of magic/religious thing, but I can't find anything on it.

> Boyfriend has a small garden in his basement.
> About 12/x12 area, like a large sandbox, filled with dirt from his place of birth.
> Perfectly manicured grass and a small oak tree he's practically bonzai'd at this point.
> It's like 4-5 feet tall.
> He sits/lays in it and meditates in it.
> He's obsessive about caring for it and spending time around it.
> Says it clears his mind, helps him remain peaceful, gain insight.
> Says it connects him to the earth.

I don't understand this ritual/what he's trying to achieve. Any ideas?
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Sounds like a zen garden. Why don't you ask him about it? Is communication in your relationship really that poor?
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>>16938878
You've driven the poor guy so far out of his mind he needs to spend time alone in his zen garden.
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>>16938878
That's cool. You've said all you need to know already.
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>I don't understand this ritual/what he's trying to achieve. Any ideas?

>it connects him to the earth.
>it clears his mind, helps him remain peaceful, gain insight.
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So you guys do think it is religious? I was worried about that.

Any ideas on how I can get him to stop? I don't want my boyfriend unknowingly worshipping demons.
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>>16938908

dumb bitch fucking kill yourself.
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>>16938908
>>16938914
/thread
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>>16938908
Do you ever see him water the grass? I'd look on every blade for some semen. Chances are he's trying to grow demonic grass using his own semen. These so called zen gardens are responsible for thousands of missing persons, so if he's doing this near you I'd run away. Ask him what he's trying to summon a grass succubus for.
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>>16938908
He's obviously possessed by an elder shaggoth. It's to late to save him, the only thing you can do is break up with him and move out. Now quickly before it's to late for you. just leave and never talk to him again. He'll be much happier that way.
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>>16938908
Don't worry. Those ching chong demons are totes chill.
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>>16938908
It sounds like he is condemning himself to an eternity of torment. If you love him, you will save him. Wait until he is sleeping and then cut his throat. Once he has bled out, open his belly with a shard of obsidian, and remove his intestines. At the stroke of midnight, dance about his garden shouting "[his full name] is not for you" while strewing his diced intestines around yourself.

This is the only way to save him from his mistake.
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>>16938952
This crazy bitch might do it, don't provoke her.
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>>16938956
>>16938952
>>16938908
Yeah she sure seems like an imbecile
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I don't understand why you'd mock me for caring about the spiritual well being of my boyfriend.

Demon worship is insidious. It starts out small and comfortable, maybe even cute and fun, like a Ouija board. Once it's got a hold of you though it destroys your life.

He's meditating now, but what if he starts taking naps there, and lets them into his dreams, and they start fucking him up?
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>>16938977
Show a picture of the garden or else you are roleploying
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>>16938977
meditate on this image and you'll find the answers you seek.
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>>16938977
Are you a Christian fundie?
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>>16938981
Exactly. Providing proof should be fucking simple, photo of garden with timestamp.
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>>16938986
I'm not a fundy, but I am a christian.
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>>16939023
>I don't want him worshiping demons by accident
You're a fundie, kid.
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>>16939033
Fundies believe in stuff like no sex before marriage, no blood transfusions, ect ect. I am not a fundie.
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>>16939142
So then you're just a moron. Demons don't exist. They existed to explain away disease, we know they don't cause disease. It's time to let go of the 2000 year old beliefs.
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>>16939149
This faggot.
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>>16939157
Mad because I'm right. As time evolved and new things were learned the definition of demon changed, that's how you know they're fake.
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DAMN BITCH WHY YOU GOTTA BE OVER-THINKING EVERY DAMN THING YOUR MAN DOES SO WHAT IF A NIGGA WANNA SIT IN A GARDEN FOR A HOUR HE PROLLY TRYNA GET AWAY FROM YOUR INCESSANT RANTING AND CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT; HE PROLLY TRYNA MEDITATE ON THE BEST WAY TO LEAVE YOUR ASS IF THE WAY YOU POSTED IS ANYTHING LIKE YOUR NORMAL PSYCHE
GO SMOKE A JOINT YOU PARANOID ASS BITCH
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>>16939234
so much thisss....
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>>16938880
This, this, and this
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>>16939149
>>>/sci/
Not being accepted by edgy scientists doesn't make anything less real. Faggot.
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>>16939252
It's not accepted by anyone with a rational mind.
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>>16939238
Agreement.
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>>16939149
this
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>>16939252
jesus fucking CHRIST kill yourself
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>>16938977
He's relaxing, as him what gets out if in a non accusative non confrontational way. Word for word, ask him "So do you meditate down there or what?" Smile and giggle right away. Maybe join him, if he's not a depressed person in general then he's fine, maybe you can join him some day.
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>>16938878
OP, you're going to spread the corruption to him from this place and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
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OP here.

You anti-SJWs are too easy.
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>>16939338
Man, a demon comes in here, they're gonna see three Mandela effect threads, turn around and walk right back out. "That place doesn't need any help from me," they'll mutter before going to find something that doesn't make their skin itch so much.
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>>16939234

This nigga gets it
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>>16939259
>rational mind
>on /x/
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>>16939023
>crazy religious practices

Heh
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>>16939357
some people come to /x/ for the spooky stories. not to rp
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>>16939259
>>16939301
>Implying that "rational mind" isn't born from humanity's rationalizations because of fear, desire and butthurt and is the only true guide for humanity

Call me a roleplayer. But rationality is an illusion. But you're so invested in those false gods like logic and rationality, you will not accept that it's just an illusion. Better off calling me a roleplayer and a retard. You will do that, won't you?
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>>16938878
Do you have an attractive friend or sister? One day, when he's arriving home from somewhere, time it so that he'll catch you making out with her while sitting in his garden. Have your hands down each others' pants and be moaning ecstatically.

He'll never be able to meditate there again. He'll be too aroused by the memory.
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>>16939468
I don't believe you.
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>>16938977
holy shit you're tripping

he said he just meditates there and feels more connected to the Earth-- you know, his birth and death place, the place you will be fucking rotting in.

maybe he does it to get away from your hyper-analyzing of his every action and figures if he does nothing you'll shut the fuck up

but here you are so i guess even that doesn't sate your need to focus on anyone else's life but your own for God-forbid, an hour of your day.
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>>16939635
Simpleton
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I'm trying to imagine the type of woman who is behind this thread, and she deserves all the hate she's getting. She's one of those head-strong-always-wrong bitches that make life difficult for everyone around her.
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>>16942867
I feel like she might have a hint of feminazi.
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>>16938908

She's not a demon, she's a DRAGON. It's different kinda.
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>>16938977

Too late. His anus is BTFO and his soul will soon belong to Satan. Poor John. No, John, you are the demons. Then John was a zombie.
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