what was he?

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A total womanizer.

>>16930865
Lover of the Russian queen

The man attached to the penis that ruled Russia.

A pretty big guy.

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

A miserable little pile of secrets

>>16930865
A veteran of the American Civil War.

He was RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!!!

>>16930905
For you

>>16930909
Is that like a conspiracy theory or?

>>16930865
In the end, a fool. He felt the power of his beliefs and actions, but forgot at the end that we are all flesh and blood.

Great with women

Predicted his own death too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4cAHIIzizc

>>16930922
It's mathematically impossible. He would've been born a couple years after the war ended anyway.

>>16930865
a pioneer in sex cults, did some interesting stuff mixing paganic rituals with orthodox repentance for your sins

>>16930865
Wow, thats a tough one. He was a heretic within the church who believed one had to first sin to be redeemed. He was a notorious womanizer. He was almost preternaturally charismatic ( though maybe not so much " almost " ) which would explain one of the reasons that came so easily to him. He was also damn near invincible.
They stabbed him, they shot him, they tied him up and threw him in a river to drown him.

He died several hours later of a heart attack while swimming to the nearest shore.

>>16930953
>He would've been born a couple years after the war ended anyway.

Supposedly.

>>16930982
>He died several hours later of a heart attack while swimming to the nearest shore.

Also, supposed.

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>>16930950
>spoopy music

>>16930865
A mad monk

Due to experience in opening energy pathways gained through previous incarnations, he was able to attain full enlightenment at a young age. This was similar to what Jesus did. Unlike Jesus, Rasputin was predisposed to evil and chose to take advantage of the lesser beings instead of aiding them.

>>16931095
so he was able to easily open his chakras?

A vampire, one of few in the truest sense.

>>16930884
wew lad'd

>>16930884
russias greatest love machine

>>16931124

This.

>>16930865
filthy slav

>>16930884
Now there was a cat that really was gone!

>>16930884
>>16931708
>>16930913
>>16931767
It was a shame how he carried on...

Hoping the rest of you aren't same fagging and there are actually four other people in this thread who were there in 1975.

My take on him, he had enormous reserves of personal energy, a genetic fluke I suppose, or possibly this >>16931095, but with great power comes great responsibility (hey, that's catchy) and I wouldn't call it enlightened. It's just power.

Charismatic, healer, influential, enormously strong.

>>16930865
Russia's greatest love machine, obviously

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>>16930865
He was either a devoted monk, who went in pilgrimage, an ignorant moujik who came from the far and desert place in Siberia, who eventually gain access to the royal court because of the several people he met. Because of his charisma, his eyes and the strange blend of madness and wiseness who defined him.
He was the man who helped the tsarevich and linked his fate with him and his family.
The man who made orgiac nights with jews and gypsies and spend the day at the palace.
Who died because of his reputation.

Or he was a thief, a lyer, a manipulator, someone who knew how to talk to people to gain access to what he needed.

I prefer the "romantic" face oh his story , about this strange man half-crazy, half-wise, who came from nowhere, than seeing him as a vampire or a manipulator. He was too unpredictable for words to describe him.

>Great biography of him, with documents from declassified Soviet archives

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He was the founder of hypnotism. He was part of Helena Blavatsky's theosophy occult movement.

>>16930865
unknown founding member of the misfits

>>16933473
Viewing him as vampire is weird.
The only unexplainable thing, and one of the only conundrums I have found in history, is how he helped heal Alexei. Doctors thought the kid was gonna die, and Rasputin helped alleviate the pain form Hemophilia. How? Will check out this book by the way

You could tell by the way he walked that he was a woman's man and had no time to talk.

>>16933521
This might came from the rumours spread about him by the anti-monarchist/bolchevik.

Here's a link to a PDF of the book in english if you want.

> http://solaris2061.persiangig.com/.D7yvI4IESq/The%20Rasputin%20File%20-%20Edvard%20Radzinsky.pdf

>>16933508

>Helena Blavatsky's theosophy occult movement.

I heard stories that Hitler was a follower of Blavatsky and her root races idea having her book by the nightstand. Blavatsky herself claims to have been contacted by some et/ed "masters" which gave her instructions for what she should write.

>>16933553
I've never heard of Hitler relation with Blavatsky but if what you said is true then Hitler being able to brainwash Germany with his political ideology does not surprise me.

>>16930865
gay

>>16933528
this.

>>16930865
Simply looking upon this mans genitalia could cure even the worst of infertility

He also invented mustard and detailed a train with his penis.

>>16931095

Wow.

Can anyone tell my how to blitz my chakras like Rasputin?

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Really hard to kill

>>16934883
He's a big guy!

>>16934883
W-why?

>>16935784
SO YOU WILL NEVER FORGET

>>16934883
Hyperpenis.

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a true adventurer

>>16935769
For you

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>>16933512
LOL

>>16930907
fuck off, Nicholas II

>>16934883
he was a big guy

>>16930865
russian

>>16934024
Blender