help with astral projection.

Hello my friend. I am Russian astral master of projecting, da? Whats you be needing is how to say the psychotropical boom boom good times, da? Procure thems from trusted comrade, do not trust the capitalist swine who makes the profit. You eat, then fly, da? Here in Russia we drinks the vodka for luck, I drinks ther vodka for you my friend, you have many good journeys.

Don't struggle too harshly against the "stream". Don't be afraid to move, either.

Just push up and up until you're out. Don't thrash, don't think about it (you will wake up), just walk gently against the stream.

So, in order to successfully project yourself, you need to mix ammonia and bleach. The concoction will be very strong, but if you breathe enough of it you will pass out and have an out of body experience.

>>16931636
Don't do this, you'll end up too drunk to be eaten by evil spirits.

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>>16931636
if you do this then youareanidiot.org

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Milk, cheese, b12

Theres ways to naturally produce dmt in the brain

>>16931668
Casein gives you cancer and takes more calcium out of your body then it adds when you eat 2.6oz of dairy.

Sleep on your back OP and eat rosemary daily, preferably organic. I recommend it in bulk. 4-6 and you'll be remember a lot in addition to your dreams and you will be able to pick up on the memes.

>>16931681
Nah man works for me

>>16931713
I said it give you cancer and leeches more calcium than it adds when 2.6oz or more is eaten.

>>16931717
Stop being so scientific cheese and milk are good for u

>>16931681
For rosemary dosage, what do you recommend? Extract? Herb? 4-6 refers to what kind of dose (mg, g, mL, etc)?

>>16931660
If you manage to do this and come back, you have proven yourself inhuman