Mandela Effected

He doesn't have a tail, he's an ape.

>>16926352
Chimps don't have tails

>>16926357
>>16926360
You've been listening to Evolution Scientists again...

But OP's fondest memories are of the hairy dangling object between Curious George's legs.

He's never had a tail, at least not one visible from the front. He is supposed to be either a chimpanzee (who don't have tails) or a macaque, also without visible tails.

http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2014/05/19/is-curious-george-an-ape-or-a-monkey/

>>16926369

Lol what does that mean? It's an observable fact, not an opinion or wild theory. Chimps don't have tails, and according to the proportions of George's limbs, he's a chimp.

I wonder if there was another ape cartoon character at the time of Curious George to confuse things?

>>16926352
These are just the shittiest of threads

>why does some obscure cartoon bullshit from when I was five seem different than I remember it?

it's like people can't grok that human memory is extremely shitty. when you remember something you're not even actually remembering it, you're remembering the last time you remembered it. your shit tier memory is literally a giant game of telephone.

what is so hard to understand about that? Are you faggots autistic or just trolling?

>>16926378
forty keks

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found it

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He used to have a tail...

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>>16926459

Original version

>>16926352
chimps don't have tails you fucking faggot

He used to have a tail AND be an entirely different species...

>>16926352
What in the absolute FUCK!

I remembered him walking around on fours with his curly little tail in the air. I'm getting really tired of this bullshit. What the fuck is going on?

It's like I'm unconsciously dimensionally shifting or something.

He was originally in a XXX comic called "I am Curious Yellow" about a sex monkey in NYC

>>16926369
I am an "evolution scientist". Chimps are apes and apes don't have tails.

Curious george goes to hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiKCXbQsRKQ

>>16926519
> It's like I'm unconsciously dimensionally shifting or something.
Well, not quite "unconsciously" - it's happening every waking moment, Anon!

>>16926519
I'm going fucking crazy first it was all these obscure minor changes but what if I wake up tomorrow and it isn't a small change but something big. I don't even know anymore.

>>16926532
You can't do tails in claymation too well - kind of too complicated.

>>16926485
That's still not his tail

>>16926580

It's slowly dawning on this anon what the thread is about.

>>16926590
Big ol' monkey dicks...

>>16926352
I don't recall him having a tail. but I do recall the song on the tv show referring to Curious George as "the curious little monkey"

>>16926616
Indeed, it's probably the source of all Generation Xer retardation...

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Shots from the short lived live action Curious George

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>>16926641

>>16926646
Impressive.

>>16926485
>>16926641
>>16926646
#lewd

>>16926641
why is that monkey circumsised?

>>16926369
What did he mean by this?

>>16926496
Truer words have never been written

is anyone aware of the mirror mirror on the wall thing?

>>16926934
Some things are on face value, anon.

>>16927090
Donald Trump is a sucky bloviator who should just stay at Trump Tower!

>>16926382
>Given the light coloured face, I suggest George is a common chimp, which means the Man is going to have some real problems when George gets to be about 5, unless he’s been neutered.

>>16926369
I don't remember reading this post last night when I went through the thread. Did I change dimensions again last night...

>>16928081
You've been listening to Evolution Scientists again...

>>16927272

Fucking /pol/acks think they have to say something political at all times or else they lose their /pol/ retard status.

>>16928488
I was going for 'truer words written'...

Is anyone else from the timeline where the Kardashians had a step dad instead of a step mom? I remember he was in the olympics,I think his name was Bruce?

the effect posited by these "dimension jumpers" a la berenstain bears and this curious george tail bullshit can be scientifically explained using psychology from the 1970s and is readily available in any highschool psych textbook

/x/ is retarded

>>16928679
You don't need psychology or a text book to know that sometimes things are misremembered. Anon making things more complicated than they actually are to sound like a hotshot. No gold star for you buddy but you can have a participation smiley face. :)

>>16928716
b-but why does EVERYONE have the same mis-remembering! its paranormal :OOO

>>16926389
the guy probably thinks scientists are magicians that have banded together to reshape the world so that it fits their theory of evolution

>>16928727

>b-but why does EVERYONE have the same mis-remembering!

They don't. Just because your brain doesn't work very well doesn't mean the entire planet is stupid too.

>>16928679
This whole thing is getting out of hand. Although people wigging out in these threads, whether they just have shit recollection or are playing pretend for attention are mildly amusing.

oh fuck this berinstien bears paradox bullshit it was disproven a while back stop shitposting.

>>16928901
> a shitpost telling others to stop shitposting

Comedy Gold.

>>16928742
this is completely true and much scarier than ghosts or immigrants

>>16926398

>autistic or trolls

Why not autistic trolls?

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hot cory in the house

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Yeah I am not sure what to think anymore.

>>16926485
proof of tail and Luminati

Do you know that he's a cartoon, and in real life monkeys are mean & throw poop at you?

>>16929015

I'm right there with you buddy.

Something happened to our timeline.

I'm sure other people would notice variations and changes from their timelines, but they're simply not paying attention

I distinctly remember Curious George having a tail that was about the length of his body.

And whenever I see the word "BerenSTAIN" my eyes immediately fixate on the "STAIN" part as looking very bizarre and wrong.

>>16929076
For a moment I thought OP may have been right and vaguely remembered a tail on george, but that just looks completely wrong. I think this Mandela Effect is just a bunch of bullshit.

I have distinct memories of curious george climbing banana trees with his tail

>>16929063
It's STEIN if you look it up. But I found this that proves it used to be STAIN

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Book on ebay published in 1973.
George has no tail.

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>>16929107
Incorrect.
Pic from 1983 lunchbox.

My mother worked in a library throughout the 70's and 80's and it has always been berenSTAIN.
It's the author's last name for pete's sake.

>>16928733
Please post a chimp with a tail.

>>16929166
not that guy, but he's agreeing with you senpai

>>16929025
Apes have their own personalities...

>>16929087
no Curious George is a negroid. that places him some where between australopithecus and homo erectus. they dont have tails

>>16926369
holy shit

>>16926369
This. When will people like OP stop propagating the evolution conspiracy? The so-called scientists are actually satan worshippers in disguise who disregard that I suck cocks.

>>16929163
this
i remember being a little kid and asking my mom why it was spelt stain but pronounced stein

>>16929163
Who is Pete and how does he fit in to all this?

>>16929403
But you were on the right track!

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Note this is the ONLY Curious George book OP has on his Facebook page.

>>16929461
#bully

>>16926352
That thing doesn't look like it could climb a tree

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>>16926590

>All these retards scared about things they don't know try to rationalize and dismiss these inconsistencies in reality

Go back to facebook you normie drone piece of shits.

>>16926352

one thing I learned about the Mandela effect is that you need to be vigilant and cognizant of these memory inconsistencies as you identify them.

if you do not share your memories with other people, you'll forget all traces of the memory, your mind will slowly assimilate to the "timeline" you are presently in and erase the idiosyncratic memories.

>>16929818

they're not being dismissive, they're just "natives" to this timestream.

Something happened to the timestream of those who immigrated. My theory is that brushes with death lead to people "surviving an event that statistically, should have killed them" in a tangent universe.

In other words, I think universe jumping ties directly to probability and the many-worlds theory that physicist Hugh Everett posited in 1957.

>>16929163
I clearly remember it being spelled with a -stein.

I'm freaked out a little.

>>16930665

A lot of people say this, but I think the issue is that there aren't any well known, common names that end with -stain. The common spelling, featured in Jewish names, is -stein. So we all think we "remember" it being Berenstein but that's only because that's how our brains tell us it MUST have been spelled because who the fuck has a name ending in -stain?

>>16930680
This is a sound and sane answer. And maybe it's just me trying to believe in fairy tales to try and spice up my boring life, but I do feel a sense of weird wrongness about this whole thing. Something is just not clicking right with me about it.

>>16930665
>>16930680
just because you're from the alternative universe where it's -STAIN, you are defending it. those of us that were transported for an unknown reason are still trying to figure out what else is different.

>>16929403
Not all scientists are satan worshipers
True science is godly science

>>16929818
Except it sounds like you're more scared, unable to accept that your memory isn't at all accurate, and that you're not really paying as much attention to the world around you as you thought.

Your brain lies to you, and to me, that's a lot scarier than switching between timelines.

>>16926352
Every single one of your answers is a delusional take on why curious fucking george doesn't have a tail.

It's to help the viewer(s) percieve "George" as humanoid, with the intellect of a child.

Makes people sympathize, and empathize with the character.

>>16930693

I get it, I grew up with the books and there's a part of me that wants to say Berenstein too, but I can acknowledge that I was a child and just pronounced it, and remembered it, according to the more common spelling.

The alternative is being one of the whacko's like >>16930702 here and I just can't accept that yet lol, not without more evidence.

>>16930756

So saying "George is a chimpanzee and chimpanzee's don't have tails" is delusional? Don't be silly.

Sure, not having a tail may help to humanize him, but it's not the penultimate reason he doesn't have one. It's because he's a chimp and chimps don't have tails.

>>16930804
Yes, I am aware that chimps don't have tails.

I shouldn't of said every answer was delusional. I apologize.

I'm trying to look at it from a "rating analysts" perspective.

Did you die? I hear that when you die your mind transfers to a body in a parallel universe and sometimes you don't realize it.

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>>16926352
I used to found the mandela effect very interesting until I began to read this very thread. OP fails to deliver substance and is just a lazy fuck that red about this on reddit or some bullshit. I don't know, maybe he's just another drossfag that ADR sent here to ruin every thread with his mumbo jumbo gumbo

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>>16926523
is where I'm living at

>>16926897
why are you looking at the dick of a monkey?

>>16927235
This fucked me up

>>16926352
chimps don't have tails

>>16932206
This.

>>16932206
This has been established more than enough times in this thread mate.

>brown chimp

yeah, nah, fuck you.

>>16932969
They're called African-Americans you racist, it's 2015 come on.

So did John goodman die of a heart attack? That's what I remember anyway

>>16932997
His character Dan died of one on Roseanne. I'm not sure if 'that's the joke' or not.

>>16926352
That's because he is supposed to represent black people/children/child

>>16926536
Inb4 op wakes up with first pube and morning wood

>>16929377
Lol

When I was a kid, it was called the brownstone bears. Then it became Bernstein, and now it's barenstane?

>>16926442
I like how whoever made this put a watermark of their website on it, so that they can protect their intellectual property...
WHEN IT GETS STOLE

>>16926519
I remember it too... Whatever man, its not like our universe shifted in any important way. Just some shit for kids, who even cares. Shift me to a world with cheap solar hovercars, now we're talking

>>16927235
>>16932190
Explain?