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Midnight in The Desert with Art Bell - 11/02/2015

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Damn it, fucking arizona and our lack of time changes.
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Dang, I don't know if I should listen tonight or keep watching Bob Ross
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Jumping the gun a bit tonight, are we?
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>>16926240
Forgot that the rest of the country had a time change
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>>16926231
Bob Ross was an amazing guy. Have you tried out his technique and painted a landscape yet, anon?
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>>16926218
ufoporno
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Anyone listening to DMR right now? Nancy Birnes continues to prove she's the worst damn host on the network.
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>>16926292
bunch of fucking boring shit and inane rambling. I imagine it's not always like this?
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>>16926298
It's always like that.
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>>16926218
>Cody Lundin
Sounds like a weird guest, but I am sure it will be a great show. I just wish it was more Art and less dyke cunt Amy and her goofing ass news.
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>Guest: Cody Lundin

Wow. This should (not) be interesting.
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How do you spiritually prepare yourself for DMT? I'm interested in this, but I don't want to disrespect how powerful it is. It's been used my shaman for thousands of years to explore within/ without and even to heal others using guidance and musical tones/ sounds, etc.

Is any Westerner ever really ready to explore these inner spaces?
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>>16926335
da fuq u juss say?
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What's the topic tonight lads? I need something good to get me through writing this horrible, horrible paper
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>>16926356

oh sweet gods.. i'm sorry for you man. glad im not an undergrad anymore. what a horrible topic.

https://youtu.be/CsLhNxzwK1Y
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>>16926372
This paper hurts, but Jesus Christ this stupid fucking Woman and her lack of understand about how literally anything works hurts so much more.

>DARK MATTER
>THOUGHTS ARE DARK MATTER
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> Our brains probably use dark matter to construct throughts.

Nancy Birnes, ladies and gentlemen, Nancy "I'm fucking retarded" Birnes.
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Oh Lawdy, Art Bell be on soon. He good.
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Any anons watching the end of MNF? Hoping the Colts win it in OT.
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>>16926335
Basically, you want to start with something like LSD, because until you are able to understand how you will not be able to control yourself. Once you learn how to basically surrender yourself and not try to use your brain to change anything, you will be ready.

DMT, i am not exaggerating, feels like you are dying, then dead. You will fall into a inter-dimensional tunnel of geometric patterns and you will be channeled into different states of spiritual... awareness for lack of better term.

And yes, you will be directed by forces communicating to you. I heard some people refer to them as "machine-elves" but i wouldn't call them that.
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I dont know what plays before Art and I don't want to know.
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>>16926409
It's about galatic black people and how they created wormholes and other words.

This is the host.
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Never get tired of that intro
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Why does the stream info claim this is a show from 10-13-2015?
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>>16926431
Time Travel
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Let's do this.
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im high
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>>16926409

I used acid in the past when I was a kid in college, and to be honest my experience with it felt like what it must be like to be uncontrollably schizophrenic. A good time was not had either time, nor did I come away with any deeper understanding of myself or the world in which we find ourselves.

That being said, is it because LSD is synthetic as opposed to something natural like psilocybin or DMT?

...and do the spiritual aspects associated with DMT/ psilocybin not help or assist the user in understanding and interacting with the visions and beings that are experienced?

I feel like or I'm at least concerned that my background primarily in Western thought processes may make coming away with something spiritually meaningful fruitless.

I don't just want a trip. I want it to mean something, but I don't have the money to seek out a real shaman or medicine man to guide me.
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>>16926439
same here, m8
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>>16926443
It all makes sense now lol
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>>16926443
kek
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Who talkin' bout urban survival?
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>>16926443
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>>16926440
Half to one tab of acid is the sweet spot. I don't know why a lot of people do 3 and beyond.
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>>16926441
i'm a girl btw
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>>16926409
i always encounter insectoids in the dmt realm. i have come to realize the insect energy plays a much bigger role in all of this and beyond.
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>dancing queen already

blowing his load too soon
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>>16926456
>Cody Lundin
How does this nigga stay so jacked being a survivalist?
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FINALLY
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>>16926440
acid is not a true entheogen, do a high dose of mushrooms and go within.
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>>16926467
we surivalist, we outchee
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who /kekoldcruise/ here
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>>16926458
wut
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>>16926467
How does a guy make jorts look so sexxay
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>>16926458
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BIGFOOT BTFO

art on suicide watch
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He sounds like a woman
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>listens to metal

I like it.
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ask him if he's barefoot
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>mfw I've been hunting all my life and can successfully live off the retarded amounts of deer available thanks to a lack of natural predators
>Cody Lundin can suck it
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>>16926456
Sillie Nelson
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Hunter bringing the bantz
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>>16926494
It's Michelle the tranny
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>>16926503
And what are you going to do when you run out of ammo and can't buy any more?
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>>16926509
recruit a harem of azn qts to hunt for me ofc
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>>16926508

What doe Jap-Tran look like? Are there pics? Does anyone dare share them?
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>yeah im a rockstar

way to be humble senpai
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>>16926505
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>>16926509
I've been out bow hunting feral pigs many times. They have a LOT of meat, but they're MEAN ASS motherfuckers.
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>>16926517
what are you gonna do when they get restless and rebel?
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>>16926440

LSD can certainly be introspective, but it depends on the dose, the set, and the setting. I've had good trips when alone or with a friend or two safe and sound in my house with good music, but have had more unpleasant ones when at a music festival or out in public, where I wasn't fully comfortable and was distracted by all the stimulation around me.

tl;dr I think LSD can be used spiritually/introspectively, and it's synthetic nature doesn't have an affect on that. There's a tool for every job, LSD is just a specific tool for a specific job that not everybody needs done.

Don't have DMT experience myself, but I know friends who have experienced it, and while I do think that for some, the knowledge of being involved in some kind of "spiritual" ceremony can help them to cope with/understand what is going on, the images and emotions you're confronted with are so vivid and intense that whether you're being guided by a shaman or laying in your bed with a trip-sitter, you're going to be overwhelmed for at least a time.

I don't think a DMT experience with a Western state of mind will diminish your trip. I think that you can get just as much from it, but it will just be through a different filter. As long as your mind is set on confronting certain things, or learning certain things, you will at least be able to touch on those things during your trip.
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Where does the poop go?
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>>16926529
use my superior white american penis to subdue them
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>>16926534

Good response. Thanks, anon.
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I wish you had a sexy story too, cody
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>uses "rockstar" to describe someone who isn't a rockstar
>uses "sexy" to talk about something unrelated to sex

this guy hit two of my pet peeves in the first half hour
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>>16926545
He's such a dudebro, I'm not surprised he's a metalhead as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk

>worrying about survival
who southern here ?
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>>16926539
that's no lie. i dated this girl in college from Honshu, name was Machiko... I thought that bitch was gonna lose her mind.

wish i'd married her
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Longer break, go take a piss
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WE GOTTA GET BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED FROM
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>>16926555

west tex here, mang

no fucks given
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>north carolina

i bet it was a negro
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>>16926568
roger that anon
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Can anyone post the Ross manifesto?? Thanks
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>>16926581
Could you not do this during Art's show? At least wait until Hoagie's show where it's slightly relevant although even there it's such a played out topic.
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where the hell is the squatty potty!
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sniff n the tears.....drivers seat
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>>16926597
Patience, my pet.

>he's uhh a very cool dude
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i really like art, but this guest just isn't interesting for me. i think i'll just monitor the thread and watch a documentary on MK Ultra
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>>16926601
Why are you so mad. Just want to post the Ross manifesto. Is there a problem?
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>>16926622
gimme dat doc
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>>16926622

/k/ /pol/ here i think it's interesting
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>>16926626
I don't think people want that in the thread anon.
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>>16926626
Why spam theads with this Bellgab shit every night? If you want to talk about that site go to that site. MV would love to have you.

This is a different place.
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this guy seems serious 110% of the time
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>>16926628

http://documentaryaddict.com/cias+secret+experiments+mk+ultra-9379-doc.html

It's an older one, but seems interesting.
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>>16926647
Thanks anon......fuck yeah !!
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I totally took cody as a vibrams guy desu.
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>>16926658
Wtf, my phone's autocorrect is worthless.
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>>16926658
he's not gay
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>the pain never ends
Then...what's the point?
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>>16926666
Quads for truth.
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>>16926666
dem quads
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lol art btfo
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O-ok cody. Naked outdoor sex is nice....
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>this guy wants naked people to fuck in the forest

lewd
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>>16926666

SUPER LUCIFERIAN QUADS!
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who /b-buffering/ here
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Naked and afraid looks hilarious.

>OIDAR!!
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Lionel !!
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Art is being broadcast in LA now?

Game over. Noory btfout
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>>16926719

HO?
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>>16926722
Art's on KABC out there now, yeah.
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>>16926724
Lionel Richie
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>>16926728

somehow this is worse
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Didn't Dual Survival have to replace the other host like twice because they kept lying about their military service?
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fuck t.v.
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>>16926734
>lies about military service

that sounds like it deserves a kick in the balls
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>low alpha waves
holy shit, just had a flashback from reading about these a few years ago trying to cure my anxiety and depression.
(it didn't work)
I would just relax listening to frequencies on youtube for like 15 minutes. That was pretty fun, though
>binaural beats with the headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAyA7rfyF38
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>>16926734
Yeah, something like that. I don't know why people think they can get away with lying about military service lol.
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>>16926647
this is the best thing in x now
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>>16926735
This
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Cody all business
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Boy this guy sure is mad.

Is he comparing being a shitty survivalist to being a doctor?
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>>16926740
Because they wanna be the big tough guy commando when they really just filed paperwork in Nebraska.

>>16926738
Especially with the special forces claims. It's such a small community that somebody's eventually gonna talk to somebody who was in the same unit you claimed to be in, and then the game is up.
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Guest sounds butthurt! Very strong line in the sand! Lol.
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>>16926746
well he's correct.......you teach people some wrong shit they could die.
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>we pay our producer really well

Ok, Art.
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>>16926752
Who actually watches terrible survivalist shows on discovery to actually learn something though? If I want to learn how to survive in the element I'm going to actually learn about it from things like books.

This guy just has something up his ass because other tv survivalists are more popular than him.
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>>16926753
So that's why the network couldn't afford to pay Ross, all the money is going to Art's landwhale.
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>>16926756
not talking about the show......he teaches survival courses.
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>defamation episode
>"I've never seen it myself"

MISTER LUNDIN NOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDP8SnPVA0
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This guest is a fucking blow hard.
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>>16926761

Would you trust this man with your life and how to survive innawoods?
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>>16926763
it's not even spooky
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>>16926767
well i wouldn't have to but the guy does know his shit
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>>16926772
If he knew his shit he'd know the last thing you ever do is run from a charging elephant.
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>Have you ever been around a horny elephant in musth?
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>>16926776
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>>16926774
im not here to convince you of anything anon
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>defamed

lol what did they do
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>How did we manage to survive?

Never underestimate the pokey stick. it will fuck shit up.
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Just got here- what are we talking about? Some guy got embarrassed on a reality show?
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>>16926788
Asshurt tv survivalist is asshurt that his show was terrible.

The only spooky thing here is how fucking annoying and whiny this guy is.
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>>5-9 year old girls watched my show, they were so turned on.

wtf
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>>16926788
http://artbell.com/mon-nov-2-cody-lundin-survival/
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>9-12 y/o little girls email him that they were so turned on
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this guy sucks
total douche
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Solidus?!
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Wow. Yet another shit-tier Art Bell show. This isn't going to last much longer. I give him until end of the year.
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>>16926793
Perhaps you should let Mr.Noory entertain you.
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>>16926801
Your post makes me mad because I slowly realized it's true.
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So Cody's also a pedophile I guess. This guys boring af. Atleast tell us how you're going to survive prison after turning on all those bearfoot little girls ffs!
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>galaga appeared in the sky

what the hell
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itt : noory fans
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>>16926792
I blanked out, did he really say that shit??
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>>16926808
Don't be mad. Art Bell was on the air for years and he made a boat-load of cash and has a wife young enough to be his grand daughter. He doesn't need to keep doing this shit.
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>>16926819

yeah he said it.I misheard the ages but this anon got it right >>16926790
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>>16926801
The guests are on too long. Should have the first hour open lines, then the guest for second hour the guest, and then open lines again with the guest in the third hour.
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>>16926817
Art > Noory every day of the week but come the fuck on man.

In the past few days we've had asshurt survival man talking about his terrible show, a fat southern woman who is having a mid life crisis so she pretends to be a witch and A ZILLION PHD MAN

It's been terrible. Even the Halloween episode wasn't that great, it was just boring EVP's
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>>16926812
The viral marketing for the new X-Files episodes is getting out of hand.
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>>16926828
This. Absolutely this.
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>>16926785

I've already mentioned bow hunting feral hogs. You're welcome to come down here to Oklahoma. Not only can you use rifles and black powder, but crossbows too. Go ahead and bring your boar spear!
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heres the thing......if you dont like the show why torture yourself by listening.........free will motherfuckers use it.
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>>16926828
I agree. Most guests aren't interesting enough (or capable) to sustain an interesting conversation for three hours. Michio Kaku or Graham Hancock, sure. But, not this barefoot fake indian.
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>>16926842

forgot pic
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>no need to go into all that
>brings up "that other show" every single night
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>>16926846
here's the thing.....if you can't tolerate reading some valid criticism, don't read it..........free willy motherfucker choose it.
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>>16926852
Holy fuck that's a giant boar! No wait, it's the perspective. Damn you!
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>>16926832
guess what you don't have to listen.
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>mfw already like cable wut?
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>>16926862
go to bed shaun
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Does art ever do open lines in the 2nd or 3rd hour?
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>>16926878
Yeah
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What is exactly is Art's relationship with C2C and it's station right now? Does he still hate it?
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>>16926863

yeah they get pretty big, but someone was trolling in that pic
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>>16926883
>>16926878
In the third hour*
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>>16926803
I was talking about the guest you massive cunt
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>>16926878
>>16926883
>>16926890

tonight on LIVE we've got a fake white indian metal head FOR THE FULL HOUURAH
>>
so humble art
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Hai guyz !!!
I can't wait to talk to Art & Cody !!!
>>
When is this guy going to do a Kickstarter, so we can watch it fail?
>>
Art doesn't have a call screener? How does he filter out trolls...or does he?
>>
>>16926912
He doesn't filter out shit, he has a 30 second delay, if some caller goes nuts he just dumps the call and it never makes it to air.
>>
>>16926912
I think he has a delay so if someone says something horrible he can mute it but that's it
>>
>>16926912

he doesn't. it's a little embarrassing. i wish he would get a call screener JUST to eliminate the drunken aussies and obvious fucktards. keep the weirdos and freaks though.
>>
>>16926912
Art is one of the best counter-trolls in radio.
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>uses own shit in compost

LASHUP
A
S
H
U
P
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Guys don't believe this guy he doesn't drink his own piss.
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>>16926928
night soil :(
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>>16926924

in fact, Art trolls the callers and the guests.

i love when some idiot guest is REALLY testing his patience and he unleashes the "LONG SIGH OF DISBELIEF"
>>
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>>16926932
>>16926932

ha ha ha ha.. i saw bear grylls eat undigested apple chunk out of some bear scat.

i'd like to see Les Stroud feast on his corpse in a no holds barred SURVIVAL OFF
>>
>>16926943
Les knows what the fuck he's doing.
>>
>>16926943
>bear grylls eat undigested apple chunk out of some bear scat
>>
His squash nearly killed them.
>>
>>16926950

https://youtu.be/V3gBpLF4MJA

>pretty sharp

Grylls describing apple chunk in bear shit
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Don't worry guys it's just some native squash.
>>
>>16926948
Trying to pretend Bear grills doesn't know what he's doing is literally being a survivalist autist hipster.

Just because his show is popular and over produced doesn't mean he isn't a proficient survivalist. Sorry he's not fucking tapping into the spirit of the cunt bear and walking barefoot through he desert like this vapid fucker
>>
>compromising situation with students
>>
>art wants to shoot blacks

hahahaha
>>
>half a pound

I'm pretty sure it's more than that...r-right guys?
>>
According to World Health Organization statistics, 2.5 people shit themselves to death every minute.
>>
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>>16926943

You know Les Stroud would have been a better guest for MITD:

>bonafide nature photographer
>has had samsquantch experiences and hunted for them
>wilderness survival expert
>doesn't pretend to be an Injun

The only downside:
>Canada-fag

It's like all the stuff Art would love to get into.
>>
>>16926978
also makes music
>>
guns art
>>
I feel like the guest is the type of person who spends months and months preparing for an end-of-world scenario, gets vaporized in a nuclear blast, and then in the afterlife throws a temper tantrum and demands that God gives him a do-over, because he is entitled to it.
>>
>would you eat someone, Art?
>>
This guy kinda sounds like Hoagland
>>
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>would you east someone?
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>they can go to the stew pot

Ok, this is going the cannibalism route.
>>
mmmm long pig
>>
Art should get somebody like Selco or some Syrian refugees on or something. It'd be a lot more interesting.
>>
This guy purposely misunderstands questions
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He's kinda obsessed with poop.
>>
Half an hour of calls. 2 and a half of hours of Art & this hippie having a bromance.
>>
>>16927049
Are you sure he's not just a moron?
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>rape horror (whore?) rooms
>violent cesspools
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>>16927061
>>16927062
I for one will be glad when it's over so you can fuck off.
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>I do love fire

Guess we know why all those other survival schools keep burning down.
>>
>>16927072
Why so hostile, newfriend?
>>
>>16927061
Art loves this dude, no kidding.
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>You can see why people hate me

I really, really can.
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Drunk women are having a month.
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>>16927087
niggers stop ruining my pure white classic Disney
>>
>this caller
>>
Did anyone else hear that "hnnggg" thing he suddenly did?
>>
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This guy is a little off...

>HUMANUER
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>>16927129
Yeah. That was weird, but then he mentioned his bro offing himself so...
>>
Fucking Michelle.
>>
>tatami mat floors

I can hear the anime figurines and wall scrolls!
>>
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Michelle
>>
Someone has the photo, POST IT.
>>
Did michelle say that she doesn't have to deal with earthquakes? Cuz...

>this guy on now sounds 100
>>
potato autist
>>
>>16927163
No she said water was not a problem in the event of an earthquake for her
>>
>>16927163
I laughed my ass off when I heard him say that. Fucking tranny
>>
>>16927168
>her
>>
The guest has been talking about his clients he teaches for the whole show and fucking art asks him if he still teaches
>>
The stream just died?
>>
>>16927178
Maybe he was fucking with him.
>>
>>16927185
yes, but it's over anyway
>>
>>16927185
Yeah for me too
>>
>>16927189
Yeah but Hoagie!
>>
>>16927185
yeah back now
>>
>>16927178
>>16927187
Nah its a common thing with radio, they do that to promote it. So people can sign up if there interested. Like you would if a band had a new album out.
>>
>>16927201
Ah, makes sense
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>alien civilization on Mars CONFIRMED

um...wait a minute, Richard
>>
Someone make a hoagie thread I'm not home right now
>>
Awesome that the shower starts at ten now. Able to catch the first hour. Also... hoagie time.
>>
>>16927209
Some one post pictures of red clay pls k thx
>>
>>16927201
He could have worded it better though.
>>
Oh shit is he gonna do another round table? I might skip out on this...
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I made a thread
>>>16927221
>>>16927221
>>>16927221
Thread posts: 249
Thread images: 90


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