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Hey, /x/, thought you'd be interested in this;

>Visiting parents
>Sitting at home on my computer like I am now
>Suddenly computer completely shuts down
>Go to reboot
>Slow shit
>Walk into living room
>Mom; "Oh hey Anon when did you get home?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Ive been in my room this whole time"
>Mom:"No you haven't, I just went into your room to check and saw you weren't home just now. I even called your name; oh I shut off your computer about a minute ago since I thought you were out, I hope you weren't working on anything"
>She would have had to reach through me

Where did I went, /x/? Where?
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You need to see a doctor before you have one of these episodes and hurt yourself by accident
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>>16922805
on an unrelated note, that picture is an amazing idea
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>>16922805
Woah, woah hold on a minute OP. How did you manage to buy a 15 pack of weenies?
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>>16922805
Thread is now the official /x/ campfire. Bring the weenies
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Oh yeah, it's SUCH a GREAT fuckin' IDEA.

Meanwhile, try cooking that shit, you're gonna get about seven weenies burned, 2 charred all to fuck, and the other six cold in the middle.

You can't keep the fuckin' thing steady over the fire long enough to cook all the hot dogs uniformly. CAN'T BE DONE.
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>>16923282
What if we made a really big fire?
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>>16923282
I can vouch for OP, I have cooked hot dogs like so before.
They were ever so tasty and only 2 of my friends were poisoned from it. 2/4 is pretty good if you ask me.
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Probably spaced out or had retroactive memory (medical condition). Get an mri for brain tumours OP.
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>>16922832
He probably bought two eight-packs and then just deepthroated the last one raw.
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>>16922805
Wow all of you are really shitty and have ADD why can't you just take a thread seriously. It's not about weenies and its not about its a fucking. I'm new and every thread I've been on ends in the same way, no actual points on what OP is talking about. Shit blasters
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>>16923345

Is it bad if I chuckled at this?
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>>16923569
It is because they like to be clever
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>>16923569
Sry but i really have no idea what could have happened to you other than a medical condition. But if your memory is well and it did happen like you posted it i'd be scared as fuck if i were you... so sry bro
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>>16922805
do not post a picture more interesting than your thread
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>>16922805
here is what i think happened to you :
you got a brain lag causing your motherboard to fail, then lost connection to your hard drive, also your processor was temporarily damaged and it made you go somewhere else than your room. After some time and a reboot your motherboard was starting to work correctly but not yet fully so you came to your place of rest to finish booting up (your room) and thats when your processor and hdd start working correctly, as you experience a flash
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>>16923805
This
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>>16923805
the weiners
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>>16923282
jet fuel cannot melt the hot doges
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>>16923569
I don't know why but your comment has brought momma some nice pleasure. It is nice. To see you suffer like that.
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I like to believe I went to another reality or parallel universe or some BS
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God you are delusional. Seek help so you don't hurt yourself or others.
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>>16925386
What age are you? Do you drink regularly? Take drugs? Have you ever participated in self-flagellation? All serious questions desu senpai.
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>>16925405
Only the weiner rake knows
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>>16922805
Ok so do we minimize wieners or do we maximize size of the fire? we need even cooking
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i actually really liked your story but you fucked it up posting an interesting pic of hot dogs on a rake
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>>16925819
Someone Photoshop hot dogs on a picture of the creature the rake
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>>16922805
Not interested.
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>>16923569
It's because your post is shit and it's literally more interesting to talk abotu the logistics of weenie package purchase/heat distribution for weenie cooking than it is to talk about whatever stupid shit happened to you.

Want an answer? Here we go:

1. You're making shit up (likely)
2. Your computer had some kind of failure and shut down, plus your mom had a brainfart and was thinking about some other time you left and she shut your computer down.
3. Super spooky alien demons abducted you into a pocket dimension with different time passage and plundered your chungus for sweet, sweet human essence, then sent you back much later (though it was a split-second to you).
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>>16926154
I'm lazy.
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>>16923569
>It's not about weenies and its not about its a fucking.
I was laughing but this made me worry for you OP, go see a doctor for real.
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>>16926235
>>16926264
He's not OP, I am, but I love his passion
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Hey op I think your mom is going nuts cause of old age and your computer just shutdown for some rare reason. Either way you are still a faggot
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If you figure it out let me know, it'd be nice to be able to cross a traffic-congested road without worrying about getting hit.
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>>16922824
No, it dirty. No for food unless you are a homeless hobo living innawoods
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>>16926336
clean it and sterilize the rake in the fire before putting the dogs on
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>>16926336
Ive literally dropped my wiener in the fire and eaten it, when you camp for real, you gotta use nature's dirt seasonings. This is ingenuity.
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>>16923831
He should probably get his HDD checked out, maybe it wasn't loading into the RAM properly?
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>>16926336
That looks like a brand-new rake. I.e. not been drug through the dog shit in the yard yet.
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>>16922805

>>>/ck/
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This is /x/ shitposting at its finest
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>>16926524

>>>/ck/7037634

Hopefully they can help us solve this mystery.
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>>16922805
/ck/ here. You were abducted by extraterrestrials and your computer malfunctioned due to electronic infetterance from their UFO
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>>16926594
If they can't, hope is lost.
It'll be a bigger let down than when that dude thought a crazy homeless murderer was living behind his house in his woods, and posted a shitty video of some naked dude running around behind trees
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>>16926608
Nevermind that shit, we need to know how to mass-cook weenies with garden implements.
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>>16925260

This is a creepy ass comment
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>>16926627
>>/x/
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>>16926621
Use the heat coming off from the exhaust of the of their UFO.
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>>16926629

Let me rephrase:

That is the most fitting comment here
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>>16922805

/ck/ here

It would work as long as the width of the fire is greater than the width of the rake and if you rotated it frequently
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>>16926650
This post is off topic, please discuss the paranormal activity in the OP.
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>>16926650
OK, so the fire has to be quite wide.

>>16926654
Fuck off, niglet. We're talking about important shit ITT.
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>>16926650
Get the fuck out, we're talking about spooks here not your fucking hot dogs
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>>16926661
NO, we're NOT. This is the official /xck/ thread and we are trying to figure out the best way to cook a shitload of weenies whilst on a spoopy camping trip.
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>>16925629
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wouldnt the ones in the middle stay cold/the ones on the outside burn?
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>>16926661
Shill
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>>16926681
Hold it horizontally over the fire
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>>16926681
Thats why its spoopy
Its all madness and i cant be here anymore
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http://www.people.com/article/man-proposes-hot-dogs
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>>16926678
>grill marks on the dongs
>marks are wrong size/placement for that grill
>dongs wouldn't have even touched the grill anyway

Now this is some paranormal shit right here.
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>>16926698
>Same exact dong cloned 4 times
This is bigger than /x/
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>>16922805
OP have you considered looking for any implants? You should go under regression hypnosis therapy and see if you remember anything. I'm pretty sure you were abducted.
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>>16926690
But the droop on the sides
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>>16926708
Do I just like, check for lumps?
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>>16926708
If anything, he should try to figure out why he posted a cryptically poor method of cooking hot dogs.

Normal people don't just do that.
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>>16926713
Check the usual spots. Behind your ears, your neck, your nose, your mouth (teeth, gums, under the tongue) and the rest of your body as well. See if there are any red marks or unusual lumps or markings.
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>>16926713
OP, do you recall why you posted the picture you did? Or why you have it to begin with? We need to know more. There may be some kind of memetic element to the rakedog that we're not picking up on yet. Given that it's terribly inefficient as a cooking method, there has to be something more to it.
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>>16926718
I found one once, it was kind of long, about 6 inches, curved, and had 2 softer bits on both sides of it I assume as a protective casing
Smelled like mustard
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>>16926729
I-..I dont remember even downloading it, or if I took it or-

It was just there, and it took hold of me. I felt as though I was in a warm embrace of a man sized bun when I overed my mouse over it, my shoes now dirty, and my clothes smelling of campfire smoke, my stomache full.
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Guys we got the nerds onto it aswell
>>>/sci/7623784
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Hopefully /g/ can help us out with what happened to his computer.
>>>/g/51156001
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>>16926755
Wrong thread
>>>/sci/7633784
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>>16922805
>>>/ck/7037634
>>>/sci/7633784

Its all come together for this mystery
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/ck/ and /sci/ we need your help with how to cook the hotdogs

/sci/ and /g/ we need your help determining what happened to OP's computer and what happened to OP

Personally I believe with the missing time and the electronic malfunction he may have been abducted by extraterrestrials
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>>16922805
Hey OP the /g/ man needs a pic of the scene of the crime. >>>/g/51156080


Also check any treelines or grass outside to see if anything was singed by fire.
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>>16926770
>>16926770
I dont think the story is saying he hadm issing time, I think its saying his mother went in, and for some reason OP wasnt sitting where he was from her POV, He just didnt exist to her, so she shut off his computer right through him, and he experienced her effect, even though, to him, she didnt exist
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>>16926235
I'm gonna say 3 just because you said chungus.
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>>16922805
>3 boards helping us with this mystery
Fuck that we need /pol/ in here too. Maybe they can dig up some dirt on a Jewish rake hotdog conspiracy.
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Weinie roasting> op topic. Fuck the alien anal probing faggotry here. Cookout at my place bring your garden tools.
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>>16926794
Make one linking to the /adv/ thread to get them up to speed >>>/adv/16423150

I'll ask /k/ as I explained here >>>/g/51156168

We might need some other boards to weigh in on this puzzle
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OP, /g/ needs to know what OS you run.

Not sure why they need to know that to talk about weenies, but still. Everything helps.
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>>16926770
/g/ is currently investigating the hot dogs.

We...we get off topic really easily, you guys.
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First time on /x/. You are all literally reddit
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>>16926807
6 boards
Now thats a fucking
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>>16926807
What topic?
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>>16926804
>>16926779
I dont think the computer is the issue here, this is more of a trans-dimensional issue

That being said, Windows 8, Ive heard of similar parallel universe related IOS issues
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>>16926820
>>>/g/51156001
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I keep getting connection error in >>>/adv/16423150, someone keep them up to date.
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I asked /k/ for their thoughts on this matter, it could've been an EMP as said before.
>>>/k/27779625
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>>16926825
Me too, man. Might be more ayylmaos or sneaky Jews at work.

We need to get the skinheads from /pol/ on they case.
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>>16926802
Shit, I can't make threads on mobile, the captcha is all fucked up.
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>>16926804
Is he asking for the OS of the rake? Does anyone know what it is?
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>>16926835
Oscar Meyer
and wood
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>>16926833
If anyone is too lazy to type one up for /pol/, here's the one I wrote. >>/adv/16423150
There's a current investigation on /x/ about a mystery, may have political connotations. We need your help, so far we have /g/, /ck/, and /sci/ but they're not as politically inclined as you guys are.
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>>16926845
The /adv/ thread is having posting shenanigans. Link to one of the others.
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>>>/ck/7037814

/ck/ is on the fucking ball.
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>>16926859
Captcha is a bitch and won't let me post a thread on mobile, so someone else will need to do it.
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>>16926814
Yeah pretty much
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>>16926845
If you do a /pol/ thread make sure you add in about the filthy jew rake profiteers that this is really all about
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So /k/ has revealed that we can indeed cook a roll of hot dogs around the barrel of an automatic weapon, which got me thinking, what if we hooked the rakedog up to a high powered turbine and had it spin above a fire?
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>>16926873
MUST include /ck/ whiteboard visual
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>>16926877
The wieners will slide off the end into the turbine
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>>16926877
Son can we conclude that rakes are superior to automatic weapons in terms of cost-efficiency, time and attack power?
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>>16926891
By turbine I mean fire
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>>16926894
D-Dad?

yas dad we can
>>16926891
Glue
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>>16926894
Maybe not attack power, as an automatic rifle will, usually inflict more damage than a rake. However, the rake wins out when it comes to cooking time efficiency and cost efficiency, not to mention being able to cook more than one at a time.

Maybe there's a correlation between weenies companies and rake companies? And automatic weapons manufacturers want to get in on it.
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>>16926900
Son stop using 4chan and find a job
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I don't see why it wouldn't be possible to cook them evenly if you just watched their progress and moved the rake accordingly. A bigger fire would certainly help though.

-g
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>>16926913
Rakes are now technology. Let's get a rake thread going back on the home board. Get this shit sorted.
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>>16926903
Did we just stumble upon a great rake vs automatic weapon manufaturer conspiracy?
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>>16926698
>>16926702
It's almost like product advertisments don't reflect reality at all!
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get >>>/out/ on this since they are the masters of cooking weiners outdoors.

Also get >>>/pol/ due for a fact that the nazi's seem to know the secrets of the frankfurter.
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>>16926913
I cook weiners with my toaster computer, because I will never be a /g/entooman
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>>16926870
So far we've gathered that
>it would be possible with a big fire, thanks /ck/
>able to cook them with a gun barrel, thanks /k/
>its running the Oscar Myer OS, thanks /g/
>possible rake profiteering Jews, thanks /pol/
Anything else so far?
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>>16926918
oh FUCK
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>>16926927
Link to the /pol/ thread
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>>16926650
Wouldn't flipping it be more efficient than rotating? Since they're fanned out in a flat shape, rotating it would mean the middle dogs would get even cooking throughout, while side dogs would change between being completely burnt and not receiving any heat.
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>>16926937
No ones actually posted a /pol/ thread yet, but we do have some /pol/acks in here.
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>>16926927
There's a potential underground war between rake manufacturers and automatic weapons manufacturers, fighting over who's items can cook the most weenies quickly and efficiently.

Jews may be funding one or both sides, selling plastic rakes to the rake side and Nerf guns to the rifle side.
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>>16926939
You see, the earth turns around, right? Thus eliminating the need for manual flipping or rotating. Or are you one of those autists posting on the flat earth thread?
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Idea:
Multiple fires.
If we've established this is being cooked over a fire, how about setting out an arch of like three fires? Wouldn't that be more fuel-efficient than a huge fire that would cook the middle hot dogs more anyway? With three fires spread in an arch, we could make sure there were three central heat points instead of just one, and even out the heat distribution to the sausages.
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>>16926949
We need a new chart
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/pol/ thread is up
>>>/pol/54934933
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>>16926964
Thanks broh
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4chan figures out basic cooking skills.
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>>16926865
>>>/ck/7037926
agin
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>>16926955
Fuck off with this bullshit, I'm being scientific. Of course the earth is round, and yeah it's rotating - but we're ROTATING WITH IT you DUMB FUCK. What, you thought you were the central unmoveable point in the universe, and everything else moved independently of you? GUESS AGAIN DIMWIT. You're LITERALLY just moving along with it.

TL;DFR: rotating the rake is literally autistic.
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>>16926972
Someone in the /adv/ thread said we should ask /v/ because they know how to cook with cooking mama.
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/k/ here, did you try shooting yourself? Usually works 100% of the time.
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OP is just posting a ridiculous scenario while getting paid 10 cents a post to shill for hotdogs and their associated brand. I'm not going to bother which of the 8 companies he works for, just know that there's a jew behind it

-pol
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>>16926983
That's not going to cook the hotdogs.
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>>16926975
How can you say for sure that we move with the earth? What if, just WHAT IF, the earth looks steady but is actually moving SILENTLY? Someone ask /sci/.
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>>16926993
Have you tried? /his/ here, how do you _really_ know the outcome of an action if you haven't witnessed it personally? Are you dismissing induction as an invalid method of conclusion?
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>>16926989
Good goy, drive them all away from this conspiracy. 5cents have been added to your bank account.
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>>16926977
OH SHIT, ITS THE FEMINISTS. SOMEONE GET /r9k/ STAT. What other group would hate a phallic food so much where they stab 15 of them onto a rake and cast them over a fire?
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>>16926977
/v/ thread is up they should know more about this than /ck/
>>>/v/315249343
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Get your house checked for carbon monoxide leaks
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>>16927018
Of course, those /v/irgins are the best when it comes to weiners
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>>16927022
I don't see what that has to do with hotdogs. Please stay on topic anon.
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/ck/ here with some cooking tips

1. place hotdogs on rake as OP pictures shows
2. remove wooden handle
3. place rake head + hotdogs in large microwave oven
4. heat for ~2 minutes
5. enjoy

Assuming the rake head is made of iron or steel (steel has iron in it), it'll actually make your hotdogs healthier by cooking them with an iron source. Your blood cells use iron to move oxygen around, so it's actually a very necessary food supplement.
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OP, were the hotdogs you cooked pic related?
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How large is the rake? In centimeters. I need some dimensions.
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>>16927040
This can't be-

Its IMPOSSIBLE!
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>>16927040
Couldn't be, they aren't circumcised.
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Just recapping the relevant links here:

>>16922805
>>>/ck/7037634
>>>/sci/7633784
>>>/g/51156001
>>>/adv/16423150
>>>/k/27779625
>>>/pol/54934933
>>>/v/315249343
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>>16922805

It's imperative that we know what ethnicity/race you are.
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>How large is the rake? In centimeters. I need some dimensions.
>I need some dimensions.
>dimensions.
>OP got teleported in another dimension
>Mom got abducted by aliens
>OP can't handle this so he makes tulpa of mother
>Mother isn't real, so nobody cooks for OP
>Cooks hotdogs in rake

IT MAKES SENSE!
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>>16923282
>Cooking hotdogs over flames and not the coals
Do you even America?
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>>16927047
kek
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>>>/ck/7037926
>WAIT
>I SEE IT ALL SO CLEAR

>Op, this is a coded message to you from future aliens. They have seen the future where you binge on processed rake meat, get cancer and die young. The ayylmao represented this symbolically by causing the time gap experienced by your mother, as she would be the primary experiencer of your death (you not being around to experience it being dead and all).
>they are communicating with you in a language powerful enough to twist the universe

>you must be important to some intergalactic aylmao scheme..

>THIS IS A WARNING OP
>STAY AWAY FROM THE DOGS
>THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE
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The hotdogs on the stake represents the multiverse, and OP's life splitted into dog-branches. Also, cancer.

-/ck/
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Hey OP, /v/ needs to know if you have Origin installed.

We're going to get to the bottom of this shit.
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>OP was fapping to gay porn when the mom checked
>erased the fact from her mind so only remembered going to see if he was home
>confused her memory with another time where she shut off your computer
>your computer shut off from virus overload from the gay porn sites
>viruses are the reason it boots so slow

I suggest installing gentoo so the viruses won't work and you can keep browsing gay porn
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Catcher In The Rye is involved somehow

/lit/
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>>16927094
On the surface, this would appear to be an average /g/entooman...but a denizen of /g/ should know that browser-based exploits and malware can be OS-agnostic.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH HEBREW NATIONAL???
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>>16922805

How can you be both at home, and visiting your parents at the same time?

fug
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>>16922805
Hotdog antennas are over rated
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>>16927060
I did some searching on the deepweb and found this.
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>>16927106
HOLY SHIT
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>>16927099

But the Oscar Meyer OS is the best OS up to date. No botnet, no backdoors. Even the native browser is FOSS.

Are YOU the Hebrew National?
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>>16922805
>16922805
You've been in the machine, stay out, stay away from pc

>serial experiments lain
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>>16927099
I have visited many gay porn sites and have come to the conclusion that 90% of the malware on those sites target only mac OS' while the other 10% is all windows

He should be perfectly safe with gentoo, as long as he is not browsing furry material
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>>16927040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_National

>Tagline: We answer to a higher authority

who is this higher authority? It's like the jews are just the messengers for this secretive group.
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>>16927108
>sarcasm
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>>16927121
Better question: are they buddies with He'Brew beer and, more importantly, has OP been known to wash down his franks with said beer while on camping trips?
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>>16927121
>Implying it's not the aliens
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>>16927106
>visiting parents
>at home
>hot dogs
>mom
>reach through


It's so obvious now..
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>>16927125
Yeah bro, I said the deepweb. Sarcasm is some pretty bottom-of-the-iceberg shit, took me four hours to find that picture.
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>>16927133
The hot dog is dead.
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What was the original Rake creepypasta? I bet we can find a clue there
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>>16927117
I recognize that gay blowjob malware
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>>16927141

The top right of the picture.
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/v/ says this is marketing for PayDay 2 DLC
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>>16927155
COULD IT BE?
BUTCHER'S BBQ PACK 2.0?
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>>16927149
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
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>>16926327
that sounds plausible but TOO much of a coincidence.
the computer suddenly shutting off? normal,happens to me and my dad from time to time,but his mom said that she was in his room at exactly the same time period and his pc shutting off without him telling her about it.
also...WHO WAS PHONE??
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>not asking /vp/ for a hotdog pokemon
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>>16927164
The player characters now have hunger points that you must spend in order to go on heists. You replenish them slowly over days or immediately with a microtransaction by going to a restaurant across from your safehouse.
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>>16927174
I like it. How much will it cost?
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>>16927179
$9.99 plus tip
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>>16927183
TAKE MY MONEY OVERKILL
I LOVE YOU ALMIR
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>>16927179
About as much as much as a whole DLC. Every time you need to eat. But that's fine because they're also giving us a shitty QoL update that they should have released on day one.
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Guys why are you trying to grill hotdogs using a rake? Grills are better.
>Grills
Ask /a/, they know a lot about cute grills
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>>>/a/133083600
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Someone needs to ask the Monster Hunter general on /vg/ for advice about grilling. They are experts at getting the timing down while grilling meats.
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Look i will save you all this hassle.

It was the Jews.
>>
/ck/ here
I'd slowly fan the rake back and forth over the fire so that the weenies could all receive equal amounts of heat, flipping the rake to get both sides of the weenies.
also I'd want to make sure the wire tendrils of the rake were not coated with something metallic to make it look shinier because this will poison your food.
>>
Advances made on /pol:

>Not so fast, stopping right there is too soon. Look:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ConAgra_Foods

>This is the company that owns the brand and apparently they had some bad times such as:
>1. The Peter Pan Peanut Butter recall
>2. A slim Jim plant explosion

>Factor these incidents into the hotdogs and we might sense something. Something incoherently evil.

>>54936724
>http://www.conagrafoods.com/our-company/corporate-leadership

>and here the CEO of the company was formerly employed by The Hillshire Brand another hotdog making company!
>>
Looks like /pol/ is on the brink of something guys
>>>/pol/54936772
>>>/pol/54936724
>>
/v/ here, it's EA up to their usual Jewish actions
>>>/v/315253171
check your credit cards for any charges linked to preordering battlefront, it may be too late
>>
you were probably in the bathroom and forgot because you did it entirely from muscle memory on autopilot and didnt have to put any concentration into it

I do this thing where I
>feel thirsty
>go into kitchen for drink
>bring it back to desk
>immediately start shitposting again
>completely forget getting the drink
>notice I'm thirsty again
>think "damn it I need to get up now"
>look over and see theres already a drink on my desk
>feels like I manifested it there just by thinking that I needed it
>>
>>16926681
Only south of the equator, duh...

Clearly the obvious answer is to let your campfire burn down to a uniform bed of coals as wide or wider than your hotdog rake, hold hotdog rake parallel to the ground over coals, rotate 180 degrees occaisionally.
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>>16927254
Are you in the right thread? That has nothing to do with hotdogs.
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>>16927210
>/a/ just starts arguing over who is the best girl
Sasuga /a/
>>
/ck/ considers the unthinkable:
>>>/ck/7038030

My god...if he goes through with it, this could change everything.
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>>16927269
I see...such an out-of-place image as hot dogs on a rake may be a dormant brain attempting to assimilate some outside signal into a rational part of the sensory tapestry. The rakedogs aren't rakedogs at all.

They're matrix disruption signals.
>>
Probably need to install Adobe.
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>>16927266
It's a trap! If you microwave hotdogs enough you answer the question to life, the universe and everything!
>>
BREAKTHROUGH ON /v/

I REPEAT

BREAKTHOUGH ON /v/

http://www.conagrafoods.com/news-room/news-Slim-Jim-and-EA-Team-Up-To-Let-Fans-Choose-In-Game-Content-for-Battlefield-4-1850387
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>>16927275
Wait, so the hotdog rake is a metaphor for multiverse theory, the hotdogs represent iterations of a single entity in a state of superposition, couldn't we just cook one and quantum entanglement would handle the rest?
>>
>>16923569
This is an imageboard, IMAGE being the keyword.
Posting a thread with an image of wieners means said thread is about wieners.
If you want to talk about something related to the rest of the OP, include a relevant pic.
>>
What if OP is a hot dog and got impaled by the rake of maternal molly coddling?
>>
>>>/a/133084232
>>
>>16927288
We're getting on to something
>>
Anyone archiving? almost 10 seperate boards have come together for this
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Mfw this is the most coordentated i have ever seen this site
And it started by some skitzo with a hungry hillbilly pic
Also where the fuck is OP? Did he get rakedogged by a glitch?
>>
>>16927288

So wait.

Multinational corporations are actually behind this? How far up did this order come down from?

It really says something about the amount of subtle shilling for products on this website as a whole.
>>
>>16927179
they got to you already?
fuck, its closing in
>>
>>16927322

OP was a manifestation of 4chan's collective unconcious.

OP has receded back into the depths and is now on /b/ asking for CP deepweb links.
>>
Somebody ask /mlp/ because this is autistic. Horse hotdogs has been proven to taste good
>>
>>16927332
Original OP here, can confirm this
>>
Oscar Meyer has the meat you can't beat!
>>
/biz/ here, I'd sell this wiener rake concept, fucking genius man.
>>
I believe the reason for my extradimensional UFO encounter was an attempt to stop future me (Now present me) from making this thread and setting off a chain reaction the deepweb has never seen before and unlocking major conspiracies
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>>16927336
OH SHIT
>>
>>16927344
FUCK is this shit paitented?
/biz/ tread
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>>16927332
>OP was a manifestation of 4chan's collective unconcious.
Could the number of weiners be the number of boards that will end up helping with this?
Is the rake 4chan?
What does EA have to do with all this?
>>
>>16927322
>Get rake-dogged
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>>16927344
It's patented by me

-OP
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>>16927355
The weiners are now the equivalency of the Bill Cipher wheel symbols. All will be foretold. Each wiener for each board.
>>
Someone should ask /qa/ about this, that's where questions get answered, after all
>>
We need a new chart
>>
Someone contact /out/ gais, they should be able to help
>>
>>16927363
Maybe we can have Hiroyuki help us out with this?
>>
>>16927330
what? what's going on?
>>
>>16927361
>implying your design couldn't be slightly modified and be packaged more desirably
>what is Apple

I'm going to make millions of the new iWeener
>>
>>16927363
>>16927372
Someone start looking into his Q&A, maybe some of his cryptic shit will start making sense
>>
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/v/ here, we've made a discovery on the Battlefront 2 cover art. We've discovered the Disney logo hidden in the stars.

I think I found something else! Does anyone know braille? I think they were trying to warn us.
>>
Guys, am I the only one who is starting to feel very sleepy?

I think the jews might ha
>>
>>16922805
/g/ here, maybe that is meant to cook the hotdogs on a computer case or hp laptop that way it's spread across the case evenly
>>
>>16927399
Impossible, because the computer has Oscar Meyers running in it. It autocools the hardware so yeah you can't cook hotdogs on ice
>>
>>16927404
But cooling the components means moving the heat out of the components. If you had the weiners above the computer that heat would be transferred to the weiners, thus cooking them
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>>16927414
I patented the design.

But only use certified Hebrew National hotdogs for this. Because only they belong to the oven.
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>>16926913
Would using a toaster help this cause at all?
>>
Connection pinboard guy here. 3:30 AM where I live, need sleep. Turning over picmaking to whoever feels competent enough to fuck around in MS Paint.
>>
Daily reminder:
>>>/ck/7038091
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SUMMERY
/pol/ confermed jews (they are the wurst)
/ck/ confermed connected to canver
/biz/ confremed to raise rake stocks sending the monetery system into colapse
/k/ confermed new type of plasma weapon
/v/ confermed the hotdog overlords have become in the highest level of technological gaming with connections to area 51
/g/ confermed more tests needed
i gota say im proud /x/philes
We could get rakedogged in the rake pit if they find us
>>
>>16927449
also /a/ confirmed Oreimo is shit
>>
>>16927459
>Nobody screencapping these threads
/x/ is dead
>>
>>16927464
I plan on keeping these open all night and then screencapping tomorrow.
>>
>>16927471
nice
>>
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>>16927292
>Quantum entangle wienies using advanced rake technology to prevent interference
>Move half of the entangled wienies across the galaxy to the Reptilian Jew planet, using Hebrew National as the front company to secretly distribute quantum entangled hot dogs to the entire US population (all beef kosher dogs are healthier for you goyim!)
>Using the rake as a signal receiver connected to all kosher hot dogs in the world, Jewish reptile overlords can secretly spy on every wiener loving household in America
>Secretly send indecipherable coded messages to hot dog rake receivers, broadcasting subliminal pro-Jewish brainwashing to everybody whose ever eaten an entangled wiener
>Signals can't be distinguished from random quantum noise, so they'll never be caught
>Soon the entire world will be brainwashed by Hebrew National Jew Reptile Aliens

Truly we live in the end times
>>
>>16927471
Make a new chart aswell.
Im on my phone.
Future generations cant say they were warned
>>
I'm checking [s4s]'s thoughts on this
>>>/s4s/3881031
>>
we need to bring this to the attention of a higher authority
>>>/qa/320868
>>
Anyone tried a /b/ thread?
they love looking at meat
>>
>>16927495
I tried one earlier but they didn't bite.
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rate my hotdog stick, /x/
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/pol/ here.

You can bet your god damned life on the jews being involved in this.
>>
>>16927500
16/hotdogs
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>>16927505
/a/ here

You can bet your god damned life on oreimo which is shit. Like this thread.
>>
>>16927499
Try another
Post link quickly
I will help you not samefag there
>>
>>16922805
Hypothetically speaking, what if an electrical component on the computer had direct interaction with charged photons from solar flares causing it to basically operate as an electromagnet. It could then create an emf field to distortion gravity and with that potentially the field of view around it as well. But then you would definitely be seeing more hard drive failure. Just rambling thoughts...
>>
>>16927449
>they are the wurst
>rakedogged in the rake pit if they find us

Fucking kek

You made my life worth living today
>>
WAIT WAIT WAIT

>/v/ discovered that some stars in the Battlefront cover art resemble a Lambda and a 3
>Hebrew wieners
>the jews are roasting german people because they were the wurst to them
>the protagonist of HL is someone who's fighting for the continuation of his species

HALF LIFE UNIVERSE IS THE DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF THE IMMIGRANT WAVE PROMOTED BY MERKEL
>>
>>16927500
Thin prongs, nice spacing, maybe the shiny stuff contains traces of evil
16/Hotdog
>>
Let's see what /his/ has to say.
>>>/his/87374
>>
>>16923293
Is that part of their plan ?
>>
>>16923569
Welcome to /x/
>>
>>16927545
4U

U is the 19th letter of the alphabet

19-4=15

OH SHIT
>>
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>>16926962
Best I could do.
>>
Somebody screencap this thread
>>
>>>/v/315259349

We got us a filthy Jew-raker here, trying to throw us off the scent.
>>
>>16927555
Too lacking in information
>>
>>16923282
It's a fucking you dumb cunt. You could move the doges around making them fry evenly.
>>
>>16927564
Just after I posted this, I saw the really good one with the wizard hat and everything. I have shamed this thread.

On another note
>>>/qa/87503
may have found a link between the way we cook weenies and how long ayylmaos could potentially have been here.
>>
>>16927569
Fuck, sorry, >>>/his/87503
>>
>>16927040
Think OP abandoned ship
>>
GUYS GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND

http://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0004-637X/804/1/27?fromSearchPage=true


>We present here an analysis of the rest-frame optical through mid-infrared SEDs for a large sample of these so-called "hot, dust-obscured galaxies" (Hot DOGs).

OP wasn't talking about hotdogs. He was talking about hot, dust-obscured galaxies. Which leads us back to the aliens.

It aint jews. It's aliens.
>>
>>16927575
What if...
What if Jews ARE aliens?

Hitler wasn't causing genocide. He was trying to SAVE us!
>>
>>16927577
hitlerdidnothingwrong.jpeg
>>
>>16926999
checked :3
t. [s4s]
>>
>>16927580
All the 'people' his doctors cut up and experimented on were just aliens. He was trying to find better ways of fighting them. No one believed him.
>>
>>16927098
Are you saying his mother raked him?
>>
Rake me from 16 to hotdogs, /x/
>>
>>16927598
Looks like an alien ship to me.

The conspiracy deepens.
>>
/pol/ had a find!
It is aliums

http://m.iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0004-637X/804/1/27?fromSearchPage=true
>>
>>16922832
They sell here in europe hot doges in 25 packs. Get onto our level, fatsos.
>>
>>16927288
I KNEW IT
IT WAS BADJUR all along!
>>
>>16927605
So is it Jews, or is it aliens? Or is it both? Or are they both the same? Or.... or is there currently an intergalactic war between aliums and jews which somehow involves hotdogs? While using only rakes (and the occasional riffles)?

Tell me /x/ I'm confused
>>
>>16927618
See above >>16927577

Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>
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>>16927575
ofuk
>>
here it is everyone the most autistic thread on /x/
>>
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>>16927575
Pic related. It's the alien jew farm.
>>
>>16927575
>implying jews aren't aliens

disinfo pls.
>>
UPDATE: The /v/, /k/, /ck/ and /g/ threads have been pruned. Have the aliens infiltrated 4chan moderation?
>>
>>16927639
Why is the /his/ thread still up? Are they the only safe board?
>>
>>16927636
>ovens
>hotdog
>roasting over an open fire
>composed of many different leftover parts of many different species

There is something here . . .

I can't make it out.
>>
>>16927632
post-irony at its finest.
t. /lit/
>>
>>16927636
That place was the wurst
>>
>>16927639
every thread except those on /x/, /qa/, /s4s/ and /his/ are down
>>
>>16927639
Well gg guys
Did anyone get screenshots? This is historic
>>
>>16927577
Jews are the evil alien patriarchy from Mars, did you never watch Spirit Science?
>>
>>16927646
Can you link me to the /s4s/ thread?

>>16927641
/his/
History
World War 2 is modern history
Hitler was the leader of the Germans during World War 2
Hitler knew he was fighting the aliens.

The alien mods are scared of /his/
>>
>>16927639
MODS=ALIENS

What's new?
>>
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What the fuck is going on here?
>>
>>16927655
Hot doges.
>>
>>16927652
Based /his/tler
>>
>>16927652
>>>/s4s/3881031
>>
>>16927646
Well that really rakes my weiners
>>
>>16927655
I missed on a couple hours, but

OP was removed from reality by alien-Jews who have been here since the 1800s, running an underground war between assault rifle manufacturers and rake manufacturers, pitting them against each other in a vicious battle to see which one is better at cooking hot dogs. Hitler was the first person to realise the Jews were aliens and tried to stop them and save the human race. He failed.

>>16927657
> tfw /his/ secretly loves Hitler more than /pol/

Wait. WAIT. WAIT.

Hitler never died. His mind is an AI that protects /his/ from the alien Jew mods deleting the thread.
>>
>>16927058
Dog gone it
>>
>>16927666
Alien Jew mods have removed most of those, I think.
>>
>>16927661
feel like I'm getting rakedogged desu senpai
>>
>>16926500
Yeah, but most people would probably use an old dirty one, most people don't even open the public bathroom door with a paper towel. People don't know how many people don't wash their hands. Hell some even pretend to wash but just put some water on their fingers and wipe it off without even using soap.
>>
>>16927689
Me (16927671) again, What I ment was most people don't even open the public bathroom door with a paper towel from the inside when leaving, and hell, some of those fuckers who don't wash their hands even go to great lengths to contaminate the OUTSIDE door handle as well, by closing the door while holding the handle on the outside so you're sure to catch some of their jizz...
>>
>>16927695
No sorry, I was looking at the wrong damn number... It's me 16927689 and 16927695, NOT 16927671. Sorry.
>>
>>16927699
Why don't you just link to your own post?
>>
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>>16927171
like this?
>>
>>16927705
I did.
>>
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>>16927171
...
>>
>>16927269
nah, i like it here...
>>
>>16927577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw

CONFIRMED AT ~7:00
>>
>>16927648
I havent taken shots yet, but i do still have the /g/ /v/ /pol/ and /a/ threads up, missing /ck/ though
>>
>>16927322
>rakedogged
I will start using this in every day speech on 4chan.
Let's coin this term right here right now:
Define
>rakedogged
>>
Status report?

Anyone archived?

Have we discovered if OP was abducted in order to attempt to stop him from making this thread, or to insure it?
>>
>>16928778
seconded
>>
>>16928413
Getting put in your place or told
Basically the new BTFO (im fucking tired of that term)

>lol rakedogged newfag
>>
>>16928891
So also interchangeable with butthurt.
I like it.
>>
I think people got rakedogged by this thread
>To the rake pit with them
>>
cap https://imgur.com/a/rMO4R
>>
>>16925819
>>16926154
>>16926259

I havent been able to lurk this thread I cant stop laughing
>>
>>16926654
Fuck your off-topic discussion about this dudes computer. We're talking big boy talk here m8
>>
>>16926661
Clearly... Clearly were not desu goy. Shut. Your pie hole.
>>
>>16923569
Nobody really noticed your clever ruse there but I did man, it was funny.
>>
guys the picture. pgp their messengers. using every phone tablet and computer on the planet. trying to calculate the prime number that shows the end of pi. they need this to get back out of the program before it is written.. a test of sorts.
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