Magick To Get A GF? Will Share Magick Success Story.

>>16843307
step 1: Study the language of the universe, alchemy's good for this

step 2: realize you actually need to grow a pair and drop your faggy acts

step 3: be suave as fck and get your dick wet


It's not that hard, OP

>>16843307
OP Story:

Alright, two years ago I was fucking nothing, I had no ambitions, no options, no skills nothing. I was making maybe $250 a week, no car nothing. It was distressing so I was very emotionally unstable. Perfect for impromptu magick. I was at a fair for my shitty job. When I was finally alone I started praying (Intenting whatever you want to call it, I'm not religious) to the universe in general. Mopey emotional shit like:
>What's the fucking point if you dont give me a purpose.
>Give me a fucking purpose
>Give me the means to fucking explore you
>Help me find something I'm good at

etc. I came up to one of those charity wishing well thingies where you put coins in the slot and they spin down to the hole. With all of my agony and frustration energy, I forced it all into this ball I had from a game, This is Me. I put the ball in the center over the hole. Then I grabbed coins. Same deal, This is my purpose. Put it in the slot, watched it spin closer and closer like gravity until it hit me. This is money and means to explore. Second coin, all my emotions again. Watched it spin till it hit me. This is finding something I'm good at. Pew pew, stright at me.

Later I'm leaving the fair, and I'm on the train home, I suddenly have to piss really bad. So I get off and piss in some bushes. On my way back to a train station a girl is running at me screaming for help and asking me to save her, some guy was going to rape her or something. Long emotional story short, I save her, get her home safe then continue my life. I didn't realize this at the time, but it was some kind of payment for what was about to transpire.

OP Continued story. >>16843372

So A few days later I'm talking with my father about things I could go to school for and he gives me this super niche fucking position he has in his industry, it's a mix of electronic engineering and networking. I look into it a bit in the college in town. It's the only college in the country that offers the program. It's got a 100% hire rate, it's also interesting as fuck.

I realize I know a drinking buddy who does this job. So I set up a gay ass meeting with him to talk about his job. I find out about what he does in the day, and how to get into it. And he starts handing me documents. These documents are from the College I was planning on going into. Wut? It turns out he's on the board of the directors as an industry guide to tell the program what to teach so it's as relevant as possible.

I leave the meeting and get on another train. As I'm riding a girl next to me looks at all the documents my buddy gave me and comments, "Oh hey are you thinking of going into that program?" Uh yeah. "That's cool I'm in the second year of it myself. I'm actually going to meet with the department head right now if you want to come.

>Uh kk

I follow her, amazed and meet the department head, she tells me there's a huge wait list, but because I came to her in person she'll bump me ahead because I'm actually motivated. I easily get into the program that day. The next day I get an email, I need $3000 to them in 3 days, oh fucking christ I can't do that at all...

Cont.

Monitoring this awesome story

>>16843397
Continued story

So I was really scared, how the fuck am I going to get that much money that fast, I've got like $70 in the bank. The next day I get mail from the government, apparently I've paid way too much in income tax because I'm legit a poor fucker. They sent me my two years of over pay. $1100 bam. Now I'm figuring out hardcore stuffs helping everything along, so I grab $170 and head to the casino. (LOL YEP) The whole week I've been seeing loads of synchronicities related to fire, heat, etc. So I happened across a slot machine with a fire related name. Threw $10 in won a fuckload of spins, made a lot. Also lots of shit with swans, found a Swan Song slot machine threw some money in and hit like a full wild screen and made $150 off $5 on that one. Next hit roulette, and doubled down. I walked out of the casino with ~$1000. Now I had $2000 in my account. I've never had that in like the past 2 years (Lol such a scrubnub). Anyway called in a bunch of favours and got loans from family and friends for the last $1000, I promised to pay once student loans got in in a few weeks.

Continued.

>>16843372
moar??? to your story i mean

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>>16843417
Story continued

Moved to phone cause I have slot machine pics. Swan lake not song, 84 on this one. Fire one (next post was defs 150)

Ok so now I'm in school loans came through and I paid off everyone. Somethings fucked this course is beyond easy for me. I'm like instantly picking up all the math and theory. Phasors vectors, non linear transistors vlans whatever. I had a 4.0. I got a 104% in one of my classes but it was a 100% because I couldn't get higher than 100%. End of the year I get approached by a regional manager chief engineer for a large corporation. He wants me and only me for the job. A total rebuild of a transmitter site, and a total rebuild of a studio.

Everything I could possibly do with this diploma I was doing over the summer. I have such a retarded amount of experience now for someone my age. I moved out, got free housing and a company jeep and had a blast.

Came back to school. Same deal. Easy mode. Now I have 7 job offers, all 60k year jobs all across the country and 1 in the UK (I'm from Canada.) Just finishing up school.

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>>16843458
Fire related slot machine.

Ok so that's my story. Please help. Does anyone know about magick to find love? What are the rules? How can it be used in a non controlling bettering the lives of both way? I'm so fucking blessed in every other way. Life's legit magick. I'll answer any questions to the best of my ability but my true skill is on magic that doesn't affect people, just material life.

>>16843478
nobodies perfect :) perhaps no love life for you is to balance out your tremendous fortune..its only fair, not many people get opportunities like you and if anything you should have to earn a gf the old fashioned legit way.

>>16843489
Nah, we've got a lot of juice. People dont realize it. You just have to learn how to use it for different things. My fortune isn't even that tremendous

>>16843478
I believe your story, because I've had similar experiences happen; bunch of stuff just falls out if the sky for me when I think I hit rock bottom.

I'd say far as love or anything that might affect someone else goes- just ask for love in general, not for a specific person, although you could describe a type of person, and someone looking for someone like you will gravitate to wards you.
Just remember that like with the slot machine and the meeting you arranged, you still have to put a certain amount of work in.

>>16843478
Anon, magickz does not work like that.

What you did is applied yourself, and got pretty damn lucky. There is no magic in casinos.

This is also true in love. The best anyone can offer you is to go outside more and try hitting on a woman.

>>16843307
>How is magick used to get a GF?


jack off just like you usually do,

focus real hard when you come

when you climax say I am a sex god

or all women cannot resist my sexual will

you'll get some ass the next day

thank me after you're laid

I know about a (temporal) siphoning of vital energy could work, if you have the know and the source. But sorry, probably is not your thing.

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>>16843307

>>16843307
Girlfriends aren't real, you retard.

Just be a real dude and pay a hooker. GF is overrated, like 90% of the population has it. It's like being proud that you don't need potty training anymore.

>>16843458
If there is such a thing as magick to find love I don't think it could ever really be used in a non-controlling way. Unless it was literally something that told you when and where the love of your life was gonna be so that you could make sure you met them. But if its something to make someone love you then thats def controlling.

Honestly, that story is a good start - if someone told me that story I would find it really interesting, even if I didnt completely believe it. Maybe try telling it to a girl? Hint if you arent great socially - if she is disbelieving or sceptical, be like "yeah funny coincidence right?" and dont try to persuade her that its magick, that would come off weird (unless its important to you to be with someone that believes, then she just isnt for you). If she believes in magick or wants to discuss it more go for it.

Just run with any coincidences/clues like you did with this situation, and its bound to bring you to meet some interesting people, and you might find love there!

And hey, if you take the UK job maybe we will bump into each other!