I wanna be a ghost

Ok follow my steps if you wanna be a ghost in the afterlife when you die.

>pull down your pants in public

>whip out your junk or if your a girl your boobs

>stick your finger up your ass

>touch somebody with that finger

>then say this mya assa hurtza aa loot

>Now your done you will be a ghost in the afterlife

Your Welcome :)

>>16843052
Amazing advice. 10/10

>>16843036
Yes. Being caught up in some emotion which keeps your attention in the world.

But you can do the things ghosts can do with training, if you really want to.

>>16843072

The main reason I want to be a ghost is so I don't have to see which hotel I'm checking into (Hell Hotel or Heaven's Inn). Haunting a location for eternity sounds much better. Also, maybe someday I'll be on Ghost Adventures, who knows.

i was kinda leaning to the whole state of strong emotion theory to but idk OP kill yourself and then tell us if your a ghost or not

>>16843095
>implying that they're just going to let you go

>>16843095
Heaven and hell don't exist. And ghosts have a limited 'lifespan'. Dead people ghosts do anyway. The other type, the bleed-through from history type aren't the same.

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>>16843114
Tell me more

If I could be a ghost that follows the rules of Murder House AHS I'd be so stoked. Invulnerable, corporeal or not. Assuming ghosts are locked to a location how could I break that? I don't want to interfere with the living. Just explore earth and watch it until it gets destroyed.

>>16843214
I think what ties most of the people to the murder house was a piece of them (buried corpse or whatever?) so perhaps leave pieces of you around. Like a tooth here, some hair here, maybe have your ashes scattered when you die. Idk

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>>16843036
>What do you think the requirements are for becoming a spook?