Midnight in the Desert - (10/9/2015)

>>16821514
I know that's yoy making these threads every night, Agent 007.

>>16821581
>tfw people think you're Agent 007 every time.

At least when I fuck up, people will blame him.

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a face made for radio

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>>16821595
>impying you're not an agent for Agent

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>>16821670
> implying you're not a former agent of Agent

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>>16821670
>Implying I'm not from a long history of Agents cloned and genetically modified to create threads

So when does it start? EST?

>>16821692
>Names Are for Friends, so I Don't Need One
Damn, that's hella edgy

>>16821715
5 minutes from now. Midnight EST.

>>16821715
in 4 minutes

>>16821715
In 3 minutes

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HYPE
Y
P
E

And liftoff, here we go motherfuckers!

Sweet dreams, /x/

>>16821725
>>16821730

AAWW YESS.

BTW, what's the appeal?

I remember Art Bell as a purveyor of hoaxes for money...

Drunk callers BTFO

yeeeeeeeee open lines niggers

2 DRINK MAX YOU PUNKS

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Leo Ashcraft totally serious about doing his own show. It's pretty much just a clone of Art's show. It's called Dark Thirty and he's even using Art's "Taking back the night" tagline.

>The program consists of thought provoking discussions. Generally every evening a different guest (or several) talks with Leo. These discussions can cover an amazingly wide subject range from science, technology, conspiracy, paranormal, even ghost and Aliens! Whether you personally believe in any of this, it makes unbeatable late night talk radio entertainment. While there are some occasional political topics, Leo keeps them limited and short. WeтАЩll leave the Politics to Limbaugh, ok?

>Anyone who has ever heard Leo knows that his old school hypnotic voice with its relaxing tones is like no other. LeoтАЩs voice and delivery is unique to say the very least. Anyone that has heard him, needs no introduction when he begins to speak. He brings a level of common sense and peace to the listener which some refer to as therapeutic. I think we can all agree that these days the world could use a bit of therapy. Leo is listeningтАж

http://nexusbroadcast.com/affiliate-terms-and-sign-up/

>Art lays down the law
>Drunks BTFO

>>16821762
I going this one sober. I'm tired of passing out during Hoagie

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How are people supposed to calm their nerves before they call

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>>16821777
you don't

>come in late
>Kohl's ad
>buffering
>another Kohl's ad
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

What have I missed?

So wait who is the guest?

>>16821785
TuneIn Radio?

>>16821789
YOU

>>16821785
Open lines
Art mandates 2 drink limit to ride the airwaves

>>16821789
Open Lines

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I've got a glass of Double Black served neat wrapped in a worn wool blankie, I'm in my leather chair, and a floor heater blowing on my feet.

Comfy as fuck and listening to MITD... feels good; feels real good.

>don't have guns in the east
ok

>ze east and ze west
What about ze north and ze south?
>mental health problem
What the fuck, Art. I've got mental health problems and I'd never hurt anyone but myself.

>>16821797
Yeah.

>>16821804
>double black JW
Mah nigga

>only two drink min for callers
My sides

>>16821809

fellow /x/phile I'd totally have you over for a sip; no shit

who the fuck is going to vote for trump

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>>16821798
Oh fuck I'm not even ready.

>>16821803
Oh so a bunch of fucking retards, that art will talk down to that will make me bitter towards art.

>Talkers magazine

Never heard of it

>>16821818
Where you at to be wrapped up in blankets? It's 90 degrees in Cali right now. Feels bad man.

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>>16821779
Jesus bellgabbers are nuts and Leo was a serious babby who has no clue how to handle himself professionally.

fuck that aussie.

>JC is alive and kickin'
Oh shit.

>>16821804

Fuck that's comfy.

Im playing War Thunder and listening, with the nice warm glow from my evening lamp.

>Implying JC wasn't just a troll
>Implying JC wasn't just Phil Hendrie

>>16821819

people desperate for ANYONE that claims to want to stem the invasion of foreign invaders the National Chamber of Commerce wants for cheap labor, the Catholics want for tithing, and the Dems want for a permanent, disenfranchised voting block.

He appeals to Americans desperate to save this nation.

Go figure. I'd vote for him over Sanders or Biden. I can't vote in Republican primaries, but I wouldn't vote for him even if I could.

I think a lot of people feel that way.

>>16821830
>90 degrees
90┬░?? where is that? venus?

>J.C. is alive

Jesus has returned. Halljabunga!!! Praise the corn!

>>16821839
>tfw i thought he was saying Jay-Z

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>>16821804
>weed
>chilly night
>warm blankies and snacks
>art and /MITD/

>>16821766
My body is ready. Fart Smell is old and senile. Time for some fresh blood.

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>>16821830
Not that anon but going down to 36 F tonight in CT.

>>16821848
I thought he said DayZ.

How many murderers will we get on the line tonight?

Fucking Dancing Queen

I swear to god...

Up Next: Girls just want to have fun

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>"2 drink minimum"

SEE THAT GIRL

WATCH THAT SCENE

DIGGIN THE DANCING QUEEN

>>16821854
Wow! I miss seasons man. I remember it being in the 70s this time of year as a kid in California. We're lucky to get 70s during winter now. I guess it's better than a shit ton of snow or rain like S.C. is getting right now.

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>tfw painful teenage memory of this song
>qt strawberry blonde dancing to this song
>she was young and sweet
>only 17

>>16821861
you FUCK OFF if you don't like Abba

>>16821861
>>16821861
get some class anon, nothing wrong with dancing queen.

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575 -208-7787
ANY FUCKING THING
GOES
O
E
S

>>16821766
>all this BS written about a hack

>>16821861
>Up Next: Girls just want to have fun
If we don't I'm going to come after you and smack you.

>>16821830

I'm the JW anon, and I'm a missile driver here in Malmstrom AFB in Montana.

Art bell got shit taste for music

>>16821878
>JW
>AF
Former 4N051 here. *brofist*

>>16821866
>I miss seasons
I wish I knew what seasonal change felt like. Over here in Phoenix we have 2 seasons, ridiculously hot (for 8 months) and ok-ish weather (3/4 months)

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>I want to love you, feel you.

>>16821581
>>16821595
Kiss my ass.

>>16821845
I'm in FL. Been in the 80ss at night because we have a cold front I guess, otherwise we'd be in the 90s here too.

Is Art a skype shill or something?

My "scot-free" story: took a piss off an over pass at 1 in the AM onto oncoming traffic while i was drunk a few years back. Not my proudest moment.

goddamn tech support again

>>16821904
Yes
e
s

>>16821904
No you mongoloid. Skype has the absolute best sound quality for the lowest cost available.

>>16821904
Skype is much better than shitty phone sound.

>>16821861
>Up Next: Girls just want to have fun

Might also be Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time", Art really likes that one too.

>>16821913
especially cellphones

I've never had a UFO sighting

>>16821918
same here,

>>16821866
Move closer to the bay, man. San Francisco has the best climate of any city I've ever visited (50-70s year round). Way better than the East Coast where it gets up to the 90s/100s.

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>>16821885

>Deter, Assure... and kill bad guys.

I love my job

>>16821918
Meanwhile I had plenty of UFO sightings in the 90s. Every night for months at a time, regular as clockwork.

>>16821921
Sounds nicer than here in the Rocky Mountains, where it gets into the 90s/100s in the summer and can get into the -30s/-40s in the winter.

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>Who loves you pretty baby

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>life may have once existed on Mars

Amy doesn't know about face huggers on Mars apparently

thought it was supposed to be paranormal news and shit on the breaks.............but we get shootings wtf

>>16821927
I think cold weather is great, personally. I hate hot and humid summers as much as the next person, but yeah I know deserts/prairies are a bitch too.

>>16821921
The Bay would be awesome if it wasn't for the horrible gun laws and the cost of living. 1 bedroom studio apartments in the heart of SF can cost up to $2K a month.

zombie bees are spooky

>>16821953

he was the demons>>16821955

>zero logging
mmk

>horn
>BIBLE SPELLS
>Spells
>spells
Haha this is such bullshit.

>Bible spells for sale

kek.

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>>16821955

You forgot:

illegals killing citizens with "found" guns
homeless EVERYWHERE
heroin addicts shitting in the streets, leaving needles everywhere, and harassing tourists

what else have i thankfully forgotten about SF?

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>add for bible spells

Is it just me, or have ads been getting longer and longer?

>>16821974
It's not just you. Art claimed he wasn't going to add more ad space after the radio stations demanded it, I think he's doing it anyway now.

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I fucking love Wings you guys

>>16821955
yeah, living in San Francisco is a horrible investment and financial death wish. I'd probably just move to Oregon or Washington if I wanted to move to the West Coast. If you want to live in the bay you can make it happen, it's just not a great decision money wise. Still an absolutely beautiful area.

>>16821974

Art needs the revenue to A) keep the show going, & B) longer commercial formats would allow him to get the show in bigger markets so that it's not just jobless Aussie-Fags and BallGaggers calling in all the time

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>>16821970

>>16821982
https://youtu.be/ap87QgZKTNw

>My love for Art Bell is so great,
>Mylanta heart melts for him 'til the dusk of day.
>The night shills when him's away,
>bills, kills 'til day's dawn.

>Him beauty is great,
>Wondering mind 'til him sees,
>mills is all I do,
>While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I do."

>>16821988

eh, pride week isn't so bad. fags really know how to party. i'm friends with several. my GF and i go out with them and have a good time regularly

I thought that story was going to end differently.

I hope that I die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.

>>16821998
sure thing homo

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>>16821995
>>16821995

It's like another Finnegan's Wake here...

James Joyce would be proud, anon

>>16821995

The fuck? That hurt my brain

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>>16822004

WTF is with this caller?

>>16822021
Crazy

>>16822021
more than 2 drinks

>this guy not following the 2 drink min

Man I can't stand bullshitters like this.

>>16822021

Remember that Taser?

No...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Alaska really a non-stop party?

I CALL BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CALLER DIE IN A FIRE

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ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh this caller is cool ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh

>>16822027

yes but only because, seriously, nothing else to do and you can't throw a stone without hitting a drunk Aleut indian

BS BS BS BS BS BS BS

fuck you caller

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these lame ass scott free stories, Fuuuck. It's October, lets get a "creepy road encounters" line or something.

>>16822004
I hope I die in my sleep like my grampa and not screaming in horror like the people in his car

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I love the alien summoning dude

goddamn the loons are coming out tonight !!

W-what is going on?!

>>16822038
Kek

>beep beep

>>16822034
You forgot legalized marijuana, 24 hours of daylight for awhile in the summer time, 24 hours of darkness for a few weeks in the winter.

>>16822050
It's aliums

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>>16822037

>>16822034
Or a couple of them shagging in the bushes... true story, my mom lived up there back in the early 80s.

>Trippin' on Jesus

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Trippin on Jesus!. lol

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>dangerous

What the fuck is this caller doing? Shuffling cards?

I used to deliver pizza in college... we have lots of fucked up stories... LOTS

dis gonna be good

Canadians are so easy to spot

>>16822068

Nevermind... canada fag isn't telling a spooky delivery story

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Just got here. Already sounds crazy as fuck.
>mfw open lines

Then we realized Onion was phone

How do i visit the dark web?

Fuck.

Is this someone from /x/?

Hahah "No more ouija for me"

"I was talking about the child torture porn actually..."

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>A ghost brought me to child rape sites

>>16822080

The spirit board had him load TOR first too

>i completely believe him
>hoping the feds do too

>>16822083
I should send him a Weegee board through the Wormhole just to fuck with him.

>>16822082
First, you need a Ouija board.

Anyone know if that .onion shit is legit?

>>16822091
Can you even load deepweb sites on non tor browsers?

>>16822089
Maybe it was a semem demon

>>16822082

are you interested in buying bad pot or hiring feds posing as hitmen or getting trolled out of cash and/ or bitcoins by the russian mafia?

You are!!

then the under-net is for you

>>16822096
It is. TOR links do end with .onion

2 DRINK MAX!
2 DRINK MAX!

>>16822091
hahah seriously can't believe this guy actually admitted to that.

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>>16822105

>>16822100

you can some, but the ones that allow it arent secure when viewed on a standard browser

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>>16822102
Never mind, anon. it sounds really dangerous

Art is on Periscope now. We are watching the back of his head and listening to him cough.

>>16822113

>listening to him cough

erection achieved

this fuckin weegie board story needs to be told

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sweet memes are made of these

"Art."

"Art..."

>>16822106

i know right? especially being a canada fag

they arrested an anon up there for simply importing one of those child sized sex dolls... a FUCKING doll.. gestapo shit in canada

/bees/ - paranormal

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>I got stung by bees
Fucking hell

Hahah "Maybe you weeere, maybe you weeeere assimilated" Art's just like "What the fuck do I do with this bee bullshit?" lol

>>16822124
It worked for the X-Files.

This is my first time listening to Art Bell. Is it usually better than this?

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>assimilated by bees

>>16821861
Art plays some faggy songs, no disrespect to him. Bananarama is his other favorite.

>my van

>>16822113
>listening to him cough
..while a philippina girl checks his prostate

> assimilated by bees
> bzzz bzz futile.

>>16822129
That was actually a decent episode.

>>16822131
You say this every night.

>>16822131
No, no it's not.

>Do not underestimate the Bees

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>>16822131

Yes, you've got to come back a few times for weird guests and spooky shit.

October is a good month for Art.

trust me

>>16822131
Most of Art's shows are bee-themed nowadays.

this kid is over the limit

Oh shit, underage caller here.

12 yr old

This bitch is fucking retarded.

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Pic is the caller

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Isn't it past this kids bedtime?

im 10 years old and i think my house is hanted

"Yeah no totally I get it lol"

a fucking edge kid

>im 12 and what's an evp

>>16822148
He's a pioneer that Art.

8 Years old!

Cutest call of the night

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A loli called in.

Don't don't little cutie, I'll protect you. I am the legendary weeaboo.

>>16822152

>8

i like where this is headed

>>16822153
I think it might be a young boy

Plot Twist: It's his daughter.

>Eight years old

She'll be Art's new wife in four years.

Okay which one of you was that?

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>>16822167

EEIIIIGHT hahahaha

I like how Art's like "Great great - we got a kid - nice! Now get off the phone kid"

How does an 8 year old know about JC!? I call bullshit on this!

How does an eight year old know about J.C.?

>>16822179
>>16822180
It's JCs kid

Hahah "Sounds like a great job"
<momentary pang of bitterness>

mmmmmmmm
who is JC?

goddamn yes or no bitch

I don't think i can take the truth.

This dumb caller

>>16822185

you totally fucking called it, anon

i heard it too

>>16822186
A guy pretending who be a rabid Christfag who has called Art for the last 50 years.

Haha I hate this shit.

"I guess I just believe the Bible except aliens instead of God ya know?" fucking ancient aliens

>>16822192
Haha I could only call it because I FELT it too lol

>>16822186
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSNyz3Wuc4

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>hanging out in garage with my cousins

pic related

>key fob

KEK

>>16822199
George H. Dubs

>Car starting by itself

Bad ignition switch

What is it with him and Bush

I seent it!

>>16822208

His hatred for Bush could melt steel beams

>>16822208
Art wants to gin up the whole "aliens are among us and the government won't tell us because we'd all go insane over the reality of the situation!" hysteria.

Caller Rekt

"Hi I'm from Oklahoma. This is a story about aliens"

GOD DAMNIT

Open lines fucking suck.

caller from my home state

please, please gods don't embarrass me you fag

>East of the Rockies
>West of the Rockies
>Wild Card Line
>First time caller

someone call and brag about getting away with pirating his show.

>>16822221
They rely on laymen for content.

Remember content != good content.

This nigga is trying so hard to have a conversation with Art.

>people have nothing better to in Oklahoma

Hahah poor Art,

"Okay... well, my boner is listening but not yet impressed."

>>16822225

I swear to the GODS that will make good on a $40 payment to your paypal if you actually do this

call into scott free line and talk about uploading torrents of MITD

PLEASE

the lulz alone will be worth the cash, just make it a slow build up before you drop the bomb

HAHAHAHA....sry

Art kicked the demon caller and now we have an Aussie. Goddamnit.

Australian
Fuck

Haha
"accidently" hangs up on him

You know art cut him off on purpose.

Man, people are legit batshit insane.

>Australian caller

Into the trash it goes

>>16822232

It's true. I'm in Oklahoma. hurr durr

this guy sounds retarded, even for an australian

>>16822242
i agree anon

"It can be repaired in his own idea of what his body was"

That's not reality, that's a World of Darkness setting. You're talking about Patterns in mage awakening, aussiefag.

> Caller describes the plot to an old movie called Millennium.

>>16822247

It's my understanding that all the Aussies listening are drunk (normal for Aussies) and unemployed, tin-foil hatters.

What the fuck is this guy on about?

Brookings is full of shit

>>16822199
>>16822194
so where exactly did he come back?

>>16822235
Australians are ruining art bell.

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do you really think civilization will collapse because of the truth.?

>>16822233

This must happen.

"In my Monte Carlo...


with three guys...


That just kinda piled in..."

Hahaha uhmm, what was going on?

Don't do drugs, kids. You'll end up like this dipshit.

caller just slurred he word "isomerrrrizzze"...

lol

>>16822264
Probably, because people are fucking retarded.

>>16822233
i would but I'm not clever enough to come up with a ruse with a build up.

>>16822264

The Robertson Panel convened by the CIA seemed to think that society would eat itself alive if the UFO disclosure became a reality, but that was 70 yeas ago.

I'm not so sure nowadays.

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>>16822273
Hahah "eskrobably not"

>>16822233
>The time I got away with it
I traded mitd torrents on the deep web

JCWEBSTERTHE3RD is his faceberg acct

>>16822285

I agree. Recent polls show that 74% of Americans believe in the existence of intelligent life on other planets. So most people just take the existence of aliens as another fact of life these days.

Some old churches and religions might crumble under that weight, but who gives a fuck?

Kind of thinking about calling in about the time a cop pulled us over while we were hotboxing.
> car full of smoke
> officer walks up to the car, driver rolls down window
> weedsmoke rolls out the window, right into his face.
> im talking clouds you could hardly see through.
> ends up letting us go.

ah the days of ridin around smokin weed.....

>>16822292

Spirit board made me do it

also fucking captcha is on a fucking roll with street signs tonight

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>smiling gray ayy lmao
Spoopy.

Amy has a very unintelligent sounding voice

>>16822285
Hoagie and others would argue that the government and media have been working hard to prepare society for eventual disclosure of the alien reality. Apparently we're not there yet.

>>16822264
"colapse" isn't the right putting
systems are afraid to change becouse that, of course, would be their end.
so i guess "change" is the right word, human systems and societies and their priorities would change.

>>16822295

The Vatican (surprisingly) has been pro-active in saying that they're totally cool with aliens existing

>all part of god's plan

apparently

>>16822300
shes forcing it....doesn't have natural ability.

>Art talking about doing his show in the nude

That dress ad was actually moderately amusing

>>16822306

>all part of god's plan
>apparently

>or someone else's.

>>16822281
Something about being a bored basement dweller browsing the internet.
> come across a link on reddit that seems interesting.
> it directs you to a strange imageboard
> its weird and scary.
> come across arts show being discussed.
> its pretty cool, get interested.
Then you go for the kill with something along the lines of
> now I get away scott free with downloading MITD every day.

Eye of the tiger hype

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>>16822300
>>16822312

you both can shut your whore mouths

>Bob crane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Crane

Art lied about his bummer music

>>16822323
I knew that would be about the actor before I even clicked it.

>>16822320
Bonus points for calling him a faggot or saying ayy lmao at the end.

>>16822320

name drop the VPN company that advertises on Art's show... tell how successful at torrenting you are.

most popular... MITD

BAM!

Art's songs are making me gay

>>16822333
You being gay made you gay

>>16822332
YES
E
S

>>16822327
Ol Bob was a freaky dude.

>>16822334
well, i'm getting gayer

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>>16822332
Fuck yeah. This, damnit.

>>16822332
lol! yes that would be the icing. legendary

Does Art pay certain callers to shill the Time Traveler subscription?

>>16822330

I'd make the PayPal payment $50 for that bit, but not necessary...

just to hear Art's reaction to being torrented and the screaming of hundreds of RING KISSING BallGaggers would be so fucking great

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>>16822320
>I got away scott free show
>i won't reveal your location
art wanted psychopaths to call in.
it's been ufos, demons, and bees.

THE OTHER

>>16822348
Actual psychopaths aren't stupid enough to call in and confess to anything that would get them hunted down.

>>16822348
There was that one guy trying to blame spirits for him looking at cp on the deepweb.

>>16822348
pirating his show and calling in to boast about getting away with it would be something only the most absolute madman would do.

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>The Summoner

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>The Summoner

don't do drugs kids

Caller is every bad stereotype of /x/ bundled into one.

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> the summoner
Yeah, I bet hes a fuckin wizard.

I got away scot free when I was 14 I stole a pair of sunglasses from Walgreens
Im a rebel

We've got a great crowd tonight, guys...

I haven't laughed a thread this on an MITD thread in awhile

good job anons

guys dont go, it's some clown trying to steal your organs
literal clown

>>16822357
The Summoner was way over the two drink limit

I wouldn't be able to listen to this shit without /x/

>>16822366
Cheers anon

>>16822365
Call Art, you'll fit right in with the other callers.

>>16822365
I once stole "the necronomican" from the bookstore at the mall when I was an edgy 13 year old.

>>16822365

I used to steal books regularly from Walden Books when I was a movie projectionist at the mall theater in high school

many, many books

>got away scott free
>still have a copy of Federal Mafia & Poes Collected Works and Communion paperback all stolen

Amy is also fat

Oh FFS, that attention whoring fedora fag again.

>>16822379
So are you. But at least she has a job, you NEET.

>undefeated atheist
Fuck this fedora tipping cunt. Everytime.

>Undefeated Atheist
>"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy Art, I'm here to call in and rub my dick some more and fap on air while I put my fedora on my dick."

>>16822379
>>16822379

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN FAGGOT

prove it

>Undefeated Atheist
I don't hate you for your skepticism. I hate you for your bullshit arguments that only went against retards.

>NOT STAMP COLLECTING IS NOT A HOBBY
You're constantly calling to talk about your atheism, cunt, it's a religion. Nobody calls shows to talk about how much they don't collect stamps.

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>>16822356
>>16822357

This is still cracking me up...
"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, tonight, in live technicolor..."

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>>16822391

THE SUMMONER

Are most of these people minor druggies?

America is such a shitty society..,

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Hey Art

>>16822391

Where the fuck was The Summoner going to show up again? Did anyone get the deets?

>Militant Atheist
>Identifies as "Straight Edge"

How do you be come this much of a faggot?

>straight edge
I hate this guy.
He's just jerking himself off at this point.

>>16822388
>I don't hate you for your skepticism. I hate you for your bullshit arguments that only went against retards.

Yet you didn't call in to debate him because you know you'd have gotten BTFO.

>>16822399
Hahah, "We only get ONE chance, just this life and nothing else. Don't waste time ENJOYING it."

>>16822399

>militant atheist
>talks about his ghost experience

pick one you insufferable fag

>>16822396

Yuropoor detected.

fuck this caller

>>16822402
Why call in?

>"Well, I believe this and this and this"
>"YEAH, WELL I'M AN ATHEISTTTT."

Nobody is convinced of anything, nobody wins, why call?

>watching DVD on DVD player
>watching 3rd season of the office

shieeet get to the point nigga

Fedora fag BTFO

>undefeated atheist
Well I already gave up on listening to him. He wins.. I guess.

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>>16822399
Its free with every purchase of a trenchcoat + fedora.

Hahah "So, you know, I'm not sure what to tell ya."

>Art rubs his eyes before pressing next button

>internment camp for jews
>in the united states
What a fucking retard.

>>16822388
Apparently being a raging faggot is a hobby though

>>16822396

Yes, because only Murrica has a drug problem. GTFO

>>16822406
You clearly missed his retarded debating.

>>16822402
Actually I never call the show because I'm uncomfortable with hearing my voice, or having my voice heard by others.

But I wouldn't qualify to debate him, I'm not Christian or anything.

>>16822415
Was about to say that. It was the japs for fucks sake.

>>16822410

>2015
>Still watching dvds

>>16821779
Right here

>>16822419
>>16822419

yeah this is my first experience with Fedora Fag. does it get worse?

"And buddy we got our nickel and our dime's worth hur hur hur HE HEE"

(fun fact my capcha was trucks)

>>16822430
The debate show was an Open Lines show that Art ruined, and then he had this faggot on debating his legion of stupid callers from Bellgab, and the guy proceeded to talk about how great he is and how much he wins on twitter.

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>>16822431

>mfw when captcha has been street signs every... fucking... time.. kill me

I've not been paying a lot of attention tonight, what did I miss about GHW Bush?

>>16822413
>psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>nine inch nails (the band)
>ninne inch nails (on finger)
>my dad
I want to believe this isn't real but I know teenagers actually make this shit up and will be embarrassed to see it in ten years. Hell, I'm embarrassed to see it now.

ART BELL HERE THE GUY WITH THE BAD BACK

>>16822440
No one wins on twitter. By virtue of being there.

>>16822441
And it always has that one that looks more like Martin Luther's 95 theses on a church wall than a street sign but is, in fact, inexplicably a street sign? lol

>>16822440

wow. i glad im missed that one

>life's great achievement "winning" on twitter

that's almost worst than being a pagan, LGBT, CIS, trans, fat proud Tumblrina

>>16822445
>AND I MEAN A REEAAALLLY BAD BACK

>>16822445
Or the one that's clearly a fucking street sign but they throw a bitchfit because they don't recognize it as one.

>>16822450
>that's almost worst than being a pagan, LGBT, CIS, trans, fat proud Tumblrina

Hahahah, nice

Also,
I can see for MIIILES AND MIIIILES AND MIIIILESSSS

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>>16822441
>Just failed at a street signs captcha
>Got another street signs captcha afterwards

>>16822454
Hahah "No see, you stupid carbon based life form, that's a cake baked in the shape of a street sign and drawn with icing to look like one"

>hasn't killed one single person in the history of mankind
>you physically can't die from this
>that's impossible
That sounds a bit like a hyperbole.