CERN

>>16031432
They could be trying to merge the world of man and jinn since according to the Quran we live parallel but in different dimensions.

>>16031432
I mean, did you check?

http://home.web.cern.ch/about

Over on the right is all the various experiments!

>>16031432
CERN's main function is to provide the particle accelerators and other infrastructure needed for high-energy physics research – as a result, numerous experiments have been constructed at CERN as a result of international collaborations.

CERN is also the place the World Wide Web was first implemented. The main site at Meyrin has a large computer facility containing powerful data processing facilities, primarily for experimental-data analysis; because of the need to make these facilities available to researchers elsewhere, it has historically been a major wide area networking hub.

Scientific achievements

Several important achievements in particle physics have been made through experiments at CERN. They include:

1973: The discovery of neutral currents in the Gargamelle bubble chamber;[6]
1983: The discovery of W and Z bosons in the UA1 and UA2 experiments;[7]
1989: The determination of the number of light neutrino families at the Large Electron–Positron Collider (LEP) operating on the Z boson peak;
1995: The first creation of antihydrogen atoms in the PS210 experiment;[8]
1999: The discovery of direct CP violation in the NA48 experiment;[9]
2010: The isolation of 38 atoms of antihydrogen;[10]
2011: Maintaining antihydrogen for over 15 minutes;[11]
2012: A boson with mass around 125 GeV/c2 consistent with long-sought Higgs boson

>>16031432
You should watch the teaser trailer for Doom 4 it eerily seems like it's referring to CERN. It could very well bring hell on earth

>>16031464
so TL;DR they are creating antimatter.

>>16031464
but understanding any of that requires work, and the most scary thing of all to a /tin/tard is work.

>>16031468
In particle physics, antimatter is material composed of antiparticles; which have the same mass as particles of ordinary matter but have opposite charge and other particle properties such as lepton and baryon number, quantum spin, etc. Collisions between particles and antiparticles lead to the annihilation of both, giving rise to variable proportions of intense photons (gamma rays), neutrinos, and less massive particle–antiparticle pairs

I'm more interested in the computer we tried to build in Texas. Bill Clinton shut it down during his office but what are they using those tunnels for now? I've heard rumors that some pharmaceutical company owns them now and who knows what michief is going on there.

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>>16031478
you mean the super collider, and the few tunnels that got dug out are being used for a mushroom farm.

>>16031432
I hope they erase this shitty reality.

>>16031488
Yeah the auto correct changed collider to computer for some reason. Mushroom farm? Hm will have to look into that

>>16031468
>antimatter
>being created
>ever
Lol lrn2basic physics

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>>16031464
>1999: The discovery of direct CP violation in the NA48 experiment;[9]
>The discovery of direct CP
>direct CP

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>>16031432
Why would you ask /x/? Google cern you lazy shit

They're conducting experimental physics in order to prove or disprove some major theoretical physics. Basically unify the standard models.

Hopefully we'll learn enough to develop some awesome new technology, much like the tech that came as a result of the space race :^)

This thread is not for /x/

>just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean it's paranormal/conspiracy/muh demons

>>16031519
everything is magic to a sufficiently defective brain.

>>16031514
Goddammit /x/

We've already created and collected antimatter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Preservation

I just don't get people like you. Are you aware we've done this and are just lying because you're bored and acting stupid is how you get through that? Are you ignorant of this well known fact and too goddamned lazy to bother learning, but also too stupid to not try and claim others are ignorant?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't get why you wouldn't put some effort into a: knowing what the fuck you're talking about and b: wanting to be constructively honest. What motivates someone like you to act like a goddamned idiot ?

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>>16031519
>>just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean it's paranormal/conspiracy/muh demons

Then let's make it so!
*puts on tin foil*

CERN IS SECRETLY BEING USED TO OPEN THE PORTAL FREEING THE ANTI-CHRIST OUR NWO WORLD LEADER WHO WILL PRETEND TO BE fuck off

THIS IS WHY CERN IS CALLING THIS YEAR "THE YEAR OF LIGHT" AND AND fuck off

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They are trying to make a dildo big enough and fast enough to penetrate your mums giant vagina

>>16031525
I was just saying that you can't 'create' antimatter, you just collect it in large enough quantities to be analysable. No need to get your nipples twisted, anon.

>>16031535
AND YOU'RE WRONG.

What the goddamned absolute total fuck do you think a SYNTHETIC PROCESS IS you useless goddamned ass cluster?!

Point stands, why are you so gung fucking ho to parade yourself around as a goddamned CLOWN?

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>>16031535
>being pedantic makes me smart!
in this context "creating" is like "creating a meal" source material is implied.

>>16031571
No, it's more like "creating a butterfly" by catching one in a net and sticking it in a jar.

>>16031578
And it's not like that at all. The antimatter isn't preexisting, it's the result of an artificial process. Human elements and technology make this process happen, antimatter is created as a result, then collected. It's purely artificial manufacturing. The antimatter isn't already there.

Seriously, someone needs to slap the living shit out of you.

>>16031586
In what reality could violence be justified here? That's insane. Why should I listen to a volatile nutcase who read a few lines in a Wikipedia article and thinks he understands what's happening?

Go for a long walk. Cool down a bit. Then maybe crack open a book.

>>16031603
And this comment right here is why violence would be justified. You're being an aggressive, dishonest, ignorant asshole. Someone needs to slap some sense into your dumb ass.

>>16031610
Your authoritarian fantasy has no place in democratic society. There are states currently forming in the Middle East you might like to join up with.

>>16031614
Shut the fuck up, retard. Look at the amount of work you're putting into just not being able to admit you were wrong. You are what sucks in humanity.

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>>16031432
>I'm pretty sure it's nothing good

Using knowledge to delete the physical universe is good. CERN are the heroes we need.

>>16031618
You know, it wouldn't actually be too difficult for some really dedicated billionaires to end life on earth as we know it. A large enough body, accelerated sufficiently and aimed properly at the right spot on Earth, or maybe two or three just for good measure, is effectively within our hypothetical reach now, as an industrial species. Drop one into, say, the Great Lakes, one down around Venezuela, one over in the Caspian Sea and one down around the South China Sea and that'd pretty much be that.

>>16031616
I am not wrong. It is impossible to create antimatter. You are arguing something you clearly do not understand. You have not reviewed the literature, you have looked at a Wikipedia summary of theories developed by one small group of scientists who managed to observe some antimatter. Your problem is that you need so badly to be right, you're afraid to look at the possibility you may be wrong. Do not argue what you know very little about.

>>16031627
You're wrong and you're an idiot. I've read the literature, I've studied the subject formally, I've posted supporting links. You've just acted like a fucking moron.

You're lying and that means you suck. Shush.

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>>16031627
that's like saying "you can't MAKE gasoline from crude oil! you are just collecting the left overs after cracking!"

>>16031626

It's not about ending life bro.

>>16031627
Man, you're wrong and you're making yourself look like a fool.

>>16031634
For some people it's about ending life!

>>16031586
What's wrong anon? =(

>>16031466
Probably is, I know that we wanted it to be a beacon of science and maybe also the scientists who work there. But, I think the Elite behind it have other, darker intentions.

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>>16031769
They're going to carve their names on the MOON!

>>16031432
Shut the fuck up.

CERN tinfoils are the worst. You're like Christians and evolution. You hate and fear what you cannot understand.

>>16031792
I don't think it's a fear of the unknown necessarily, I think it's more about fearing what others would inflict upon others should they have the opportunity to do so. I mean I don't think anyone would have any problem whatsoever, if they were going in with nothing but good intentions (And being cautious of course).

If say they did stumble upon something, that would give them immense power or make them a God or God-like, but the cost came at the expense of others, do you think they wouldn't do it? Shit, I think they would and sadly they probably wouldn't even give it any thought.

Just when people act behind closed doors and a curtain of secrecy they have no one to answer to but themselves, just some food for thought.

>>16031891
>>16031792
Oh and to elaborate, yeah a good portion of the time, whenever anything gets discovered people start talking about the potential military applications.

So there usually is abuses of science and technology, and our first instinct being how can we either defend ourselves by killing others, or how can we use it to attack and kill others? Very rarely do we look at something and say "How can we better mankind with this"?

>>16031792
You think christians are afraid they come from monkeys?

kek

>>16031434
Seriously? Thats the fucking "666" logo? You guys are reeaaallll imaginative, cause i got a good eye for this shit and i don't see it.

>>16031792
You merely reject what you dont understand

John Titor

>>16031627
You make me embarassed to be a human.

>>16031514
shut up you motherfucking retard.

>>16031916
Many Christians have stated overtly for over a century that they're afraid of that idea. So yeah, as Christians have repeatedly said it and demonstrated it, it's pretty obviously true. Not all Christians, of course, but hundreds of millions of them.

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>>16031891
Its not a doomsday device dude :^)

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>>16031977
Yes, yes...good disinfo.

>>16031980
fuckin stupid nigger

>>16031980
Says the person completely brainwashed by /x/

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>>16031432
World conquest by way of time travel.

>>16031977
It's one of the most ambitious undertakings humanity have ever taken, it certainly is a great tool for furthering our understanding of the Universe.

But it's multi-purposed and they've said before that they're interested in using it to prove whether or not alternate realities do infact exist. Even if there isn't any nefarious purpose planed for the Hadron Collider, it's still best to be cautious lest we do something stupid and reckless.

CERN is attempting to build and monopolise on Time Machines creating a new world order where they have undisputed control the world over the world and it's whole population.

No one will be able to do anything to stop them once they have successfully completed the first few machines

>>16032027
I honestly hope you are trolling and arent this monumentally stupid.

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>>16031432
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>>16031440
Maybe they're just fedora tippers, it is a science thing after all.

>>16032027
>>16032036
>>16032003
Guess you're not familiar with "Steins Gate" and would rather call everyone a retard because you're ignorant?

>>16032078
Thats a fucking Japanese video game you autistic shit slurper. Im calling you a retard because youre believing your shitty anime vidya over world renowned physicists.

>>16032091
It's not just a video game idiot, and no HE not I, was just posting it for some laughs. So again just because you didn't understand everyone else is a retard, so wanna guess who's the real retard?

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>>16031977
If it's not a Doomsday Device then why is it dooming all of us?!

>>16032027
Pretty sure they were aiding the Committee of 300 by developing and then use black hole bombs on the Sun to cause giant solar storms.

>>16032106
Confirmed for faggot cock munching troll, ceasing communications immediately.

>>16032172
Good stay out of the thread garbage.

>>16032036
>>16032091
>>16031983
>>16031960
I have a feeling this is the same Anon, someone's really mad lol.

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>>16032091
You're the one who thinks people will truly believe that and also incapable of understanding people telling references to media for shits and giggles.

>>16032177
>implying this thread isnt a human cesspool

>>16032184
First two yes, second two not me. And yes, im mad these people are so exceptionally idiotic

>>16032188
Honestly, from what ive seen in this thread, somebody could claim that they believe the sun is a giant, burning, squirrel anus and id believe them. Makes about as much sense as OP's concerns.

>>16031891
>Just when people act behind closed doors and a curtain of secrecy they have no one to answer to but themselves, just some food for thought.

CERN publishes all their findings and you can go look at the data right now. They've been very open about it.

Even more if you are in academia and in physics you can get access to the raw data, which would be useless to most everybody else because they wouldn't be able to process it/understand it.

>If say they did stumble upon something, that would give them immense power or make them a God or God-like, but the cost came at the expense of others, do you think they wouldn't do it? Shit, I think they would and sadly they probably wouldn't even give it any thought.

Fear, again. I don't even want to address this, you're grasping at what ifs, not what is. But to make it clear you're talking about a project with hundreds, if not thousands of people involved.

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Maybe, just maybe... They're trying to collide particles.

>>16032239
Well, that's better than, ha, would suck if they were all Satanists lol, and I mean that in a comical sense.

>>16032249

!!!!!!
MIND = BLOWN

>>16032254
Fix'd

Better then*

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>>16031434
it's a stylized spelling of cern

>>16031434
Looks more like 696 to me.

>>16031957
Yet another newfag to /x/...

>>16032393
Quiet, jackass.

>>16032367
That...almost works

(I got 762.5 as a captcha?)

run spectrometry tests on populations. So then they can recreate another life by releasing an atom at a time; with their god particle in hand.

>>16032473
You really have no idea how any of this works do you?

>>16032479
Do you think /x/ has any idea how CERN or particle physics works?

Do you think they are willing to admit they don't?

>>16032495
Fair point. Stupid is as stupid does, I suppose.

>>16032479
My question to you is who has the patent to the gadget that controls the higgs boson

>>16032628
Uneducated troll is uneducated and obvious.

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>>16031432
The damn thing does little more than throw atoms at each other when they're traveling close to the speed of light, then a huge sensor array (that isn't really as sensitive as it needs to be) detects what exploding atoms turn into, finally a supercomputer runs the results (for months) and figures out just what happened.
No, it won't create the effect of an A-bomb because it's done in a vacuum surrounded by sensors with no uranium anywhere around.
Yes, they can and have created antimatter at CERN and in other colliders around the world, and even have a stockpile of several dozen atoms of it suspended in vacuums and held up by magnetic fields somewhere in Europe.
Yes, there was a statistically insignificant chance that in one experiment that they would have created an artificial black hole (one with no mass of matter) but earth lucked out and their theories that said it would be safe were proven correct.
Yes, they have proven all sorts of sci-fi type sub-atomic stuff exists at the cost of crazy amounts of money.
So... Here's WHY:
For the most part the smartest people on earth are guessing about how things really work, Einstein did it, Hawkings does it, that String Theory guy is grasping at straws half the time BUT there's a tiny little chance that CERN will prove some guess correct or give us reasons to come up with a better theory, and when that happens we will be leaps and bounds closer to making Star Trek tech a reality. Most scientists say that makes it all worth it.
I mean, jesus christ, we barely understand what makes magnets work, let alone gravity or time.

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>>16031773
Far outtttttt

>>16031985
Let me see, if I had to be what you declare to be brainwashing from 1/10 posts on here that are plausibly more real than the normalcy everyone clings so tightly to, then I suppose I could agree.

>>16031983
You seem highly upset. Perhaps you should turn on your television and invoke a euphoric laugh to bring you out of that stupor.

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>>16032667
Let OP have his psychotic episode. The idiocy entertains us.

>>16032632
Cern was a two part research. Switzerland just has the main site. My question is, is it able to make light drag?

>>16032667
>BUT there's a tiny little chance that CERN will prove some guess correct or give us reasons to come up with a better theory,
It fucking found the Higgs Boson. If you do not understand the significance of that, then you need not post in this thread.

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>>16032856
Yeah, that is the big win, but they knew it was going to be there.
It was further confirmation of an already confirmed theory. No legit physicists were claiming it wouldn't ever be found, only whether if the CERN systems had the capability to detect it.

>>16032072
What you think he's listening to? I'm saying some trash like Disturbed or Godsmack or some shit like that.

>>16031519
shut the fuck up, you stupid 'i know it all' pretender.

to 90% of the planet's population, CERN is still majik.

fags, the lot of you. Cern is just the world's largest hamster track.

>>16031633
an autist is 36 times a better person/human than you. so stfu and banish yourself to the 3rd cloaca plane of hell

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>>16032957
Sorry.
I promise, no more science-talk-hokum spoilers.
CERN is deviljuice.
I just pretend it's not because it's so spoopy.

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>>16031983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrTUGI8V9Y