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/k/ told me to open my thread over here. I'm fuckin spooped to shit
>going away for Christmas
>post early Christmas dinner with in-laws
>washing the dishes in front of window overlooking backyard
>!
>what's that standing in front of my fucking shed?
>shit I'm being robbed
>to arms men!
>men meaning me
>grab flashlight and first thing at my disposal: wall-mounted crossbow
>run out ignoring wife's whines of disaproval
>get to shed
>HEY
>shine light
Holy fucking fuck
>nekkid
>extremely skinny, pale body
>sharp-ass teeth
>FUCKING BLOOD RED EYES
>voice my it's level of spoopieness through a disgusted yell
>it fucking lets out the worst scream I've ever heard in my life
>starts to run off
>I shoot, miss
>fucking shitty-ass scope
>escapes innawoods
>no prints
What the fuck do I do now? I haven't told my wife what happened and I don't plan on it. The last thing I want to do is worry her.
help
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Forgot to mention something.
The fucker wasn't even trying to get into my shed.
Just fucking standing there and facing the door.
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>>15602775
Any chance you could post pics of creature?
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>>15602865
I found this. Body is similar, but the eyes were red and it had a normal human nose. Fuck, looking at this is making me nervous again
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>>15602775
nice ARG queer, no one cares about your made up bullshit
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>>15602875
and it was on two feet, not all fours
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>>15602875
Ok, any more info on it? any noises, scratches?
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>>15602877
Believe what you want, faggot
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>>15602879
Other than the scream, no. I would assume it was a light motherfucker, which explains the lack of prints and the skinny body
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>>15602775
>wall mounted crossbow
sure buddy
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>>15602953
Mhm
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>>15602875
That's a night-vision picture of a deer taken with a trail cam lol
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>15602970
Brother, that ain't a fuckin deer.
I know deer.
That ain't a deer
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>>15602970
except its from some 'viral video' promo for some spoopy shit a while ago
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>>15602987
Oh, it appears you're right
I thought I remember seeing it being spread as 2spoopy shit and then debunked as a deer by the person who took the picture. Guess I'm thinking of something else.
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>>15602977
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I like ghost stories and stuff, because I know they're stories, but if you're actually trying to act like you saw some kind of creature then you're a special kind of stupid.
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>>15602998
>Oh, it appears you're right
>I thought I remember seeing it being spread as 2spoopy shit and then debunked as a deer by the person who took the picture. Guess I'm thinking of something else.
You're probably remembering the same thing. Trust nothing on 4chan. Everyone but the truth-tellers are lying.
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>>15603009
go back to /k/
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>>15602953
He comes from the glorious land of /k/, wall-mounted crossbows aren't weird.
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>>15602775
Sounds like some junkie dude high out of his mind on crack and shit faced wondered into your yard
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