ANYONE CAN ATTRACT UFOS

There are a number of ways to attract them and WITNESS IT FOR YOURSELF which have been independently verified by people around the world (Even an anon from this very website!)

To attract them you need to create an "intelligent disturbance" in the electromagnetic/UV spectrum, laser pointers, mirrors, and radio waves are all effective.

Focus as hard as you can on that patch of sky and keep your mind clear. The anomalies seem to be hyper-aware and can "sense" your intent. You need to have an open mind and invite them.

With a mirror: Reflect the beam of sunlight into an open patch of sky repeatedly. Send the reflection in sequences of prime numbers (2 flashes, pause, 3 flashes, pause, 5 flashes, etc...)

With a laser: Draw triangles in the sky repeatedly. Beam the laser at a pinpoint location in the sky in sequences of prime numbers (2 flashes, pause, 3 flashes, pause, 5 flashes, etc...)

Evidence that this works:
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!SsrwVzdjGpo
http://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/29s1eg/holy_motherfucking_shit_i_just_tried_to_summon/

VIDEO GUIDES / EVIDENCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8dqZnpnz0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNd-h8-Oymw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhSEeS6vWtM [Embed]

"There is an unknown psychological element which triggers the appearance of the anomalies. Of all the channels I had identified who are uploading footage of similar objects on a regular basis, only some them are using concrete methods to attract them. The other people are "summoning" them with their mind. The use of mirrors and lasers itself is not what appears to attracts them, it is the directed conscious energy. The very act of "seeking" them is what attracts them, and the mirror and lasers act only as a guide..."

What seems to be an important factor is the expression of intent to find them. They are hyper-aware and can sense your intentions, if you have negative intentions, they will not appear for you.
It sounds crazy, but many people have had success without using physical tools for it.

VIDEO GUIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphUoZ1L1Gg&hd=1

"Anomalies are life forms.

As was posted in the video UFOs as Biological Entities(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZqWHt74_c), we believe that anomalies are life forms because they have many characteristics that indicate "aliveness".

We are not trying to explain all the UFO phenomenon, we are trying to understand the observable facts, observable facts that can be duplicated by almost anyone.

We believe that the so called UFO phenomenon have been clouded by myths almost since its beginning in the 1940's, the only sensible way to apply the scientific method to this area is to base any conclusions on observable facts, facts that can be observed almost by anyone.

And all footage of anomalies by active observers points to that we are in the presence of a new type of life form, a life form that can move freely in empty space, that they can move freely in empty space indicates that very likely is a life form based in something else than carbon and as any life form that spread and maximize its biosphere-area that implies that this new life form should be pervasive all around our solar system and beyond very likely. "

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

"Kenneth Arnold the coiner of the term "Flying Saucers" in 1947 said in November 1962:

"It is my conclusion that the so-called unidentified flying objects that have been seen in our atmosphere are not spaceships from another planet at all, but are groups and masses of living organisms that are as much a part of our atmosphere and space as the life we find in the oceans. The only major difference in the space and atmospheric organisms is that they have the natural ability to change their densities at will."

"We" have been conditioned to think that the UFO are "crafts" and have occupants, etc. That is a myth.

What is called Ufology should actually be a part of Biology.

Even in "our" carbon based life forms world the manifestations, colors, forms and all its variety is really very hard to understand and make some sense out of it, mimicking is pervasive in the carbon based living beings, another common feature of anomalies: they can mimic almost anything, but that does not implies intelligence necessarily. Now if we try to imagine the "modus operandi" of a completely "alien" life form based on plasma-energy-electromagnetic traps/containers then it will be very, very hard to make any sense at first look of all its manifestations/motivations etc.
Regarding the "non-material/Para-physical" interpretations I think that that is a "primal" response to something that appears to be out of our grasp and understanding, it is a withdrawal from a scientific approach."

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

Anomalies: Plasmatic life forms are the norm, Carbon based life forms like Us are the exception.

It is becoming very clear that anomalies are astronomical in number in earth atmosphere and near space. It should be clear then that since they can move freely in empty space they will populate too at least all planets on our solar system that have atmosphere with electrical activity. It is not very far fetched to think that may be some plasmatic anomalies can survive in the sun's corona. So their number should be staggering by any standard.

Carbon based life forms like us need very special conditions to thrive, so we are at a huge disadvantage respect to anomalies. It is ironic then that we really are the "anomalous" phenomenon, but life is pervasive almost in any place of the Universe, that changes everything."
>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion
If you still do not believe, compare and contrast the objects spotted in the channels linked in the OP with the photos HOSTED ON NASA WEBSITE.
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-115/hires/s115e07201.jpg
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/station/crew-13/hires/iss013e69634.jpg

There is also VIDEO EVIDENCE of anomalies caught on NASA FOOTAGE.
https://www.youtube.com/user/secretnasaman/videos

"It is becoming very clear that anomalies respond/react to a very wide range of the electromagnetic spectrum, going from ultraviolet, passing the visible part of the spectrum, infrared and short radio waves.

This response to a wide range of the electromagnetic spectrum is an eminently "biological" feature.

This is really not surprising if you think just a little bit a bout it: We also are sensitive to all that range of the electromagnetic spectrum:

- Ultraviolet light causes us sunburns.
- We can see in the "visible" segment of the spectrum.
- We can sense heat, infrared radiation.
- Intense short radio waves causes us burns, the technical insight behind the microwaves ovens that radiate in 2.45 GHZ a frequency that resonates with the water molecule and makes living tissue( that contains water ) to heat.

And the "attraction" of anomalies to EM-pulses, as mirror reflections, is not different as the reaction of insects to light at night, even when anomalies have been observed making recognizable forms/shapes that do not imply necessarily intelligence, we have birds that can repeat human words and that do not implies superior intellect."

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

Welp, I tried once to summon a ufo but it didn't worked, it was night doe, does it only work in daytime?

Also, the few videos I saw, one showed a fucking rubberducky flying around.
The only conclusion I came to was, if it's possible to fake it, then it is, just like crop circles.

This have been a very "controversial" aspect in this project, many people can not accept the idea that some anomalies are mimicking balloons or that their physical configuration is similar to a common balloon, but multiple instances prove the reality of that.

Even in Trevor J Constable's book of 1958 "They Live in the Sky" a testimony was presented of a pilot that saw a military aircraft destroyed by "balloon-shaped" UFOs.

Even when we do not have hard evidence of that fact, the idea of balloon-shaped UFOs was already in the open by 1958 as the passage in Trevor's book reveal.

Some people will say: then if that is true how can we differentiate between a normal balloon from a balloon-shaped UFO, and the answer is the same for any similar question: by careful observation and attention to details and knowing the basic properties of balloons:

1- Balloons follow the wind direction.
2- Balloons are almost constant in shape.
3- Balloons do not respond to mirror signals.

I really encourage to people that have observed "anomalous" balloons and got their footage to post the footage and explain with details why do they think that the balloon was anomalous, if that is not done then no crosslinking can ever be done.

We know also that for many analysts/debunkers the balloon "explanation" is their preferred one, but always remember that as a rule these analysts/debunkers never have done active observations, that implies in practice that they really can't teach anything to active observers because they have not done the real deal that is direct observation of the sky, they lack that critical knowledge. So do not be concerned with people that really are irrelevant in this area, they placed themselves in that position.

>evidence of sophisticated mimicry:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbzV9MUgJjV89bbYGq1C0raDl5XmpZcu6
>anomalies forming digits:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbzV9MUgJjV8NeQFAfM--j4OurJ4l5d_q
>

I want to point to you these sightings done all over the world of these objects that are sometimes called: amorphous, shape-shifting, of variable geometry, morphing, biological entities, etc. When observing these videos for the first time it is hard to accept its reality, it looks like these objects can take any topological form and “morph” into any form. In a lot of times at first approximation they look like balloons, but after careful observation you will notice its changing topology, some of the following videos are very clear. Let me notice that in many occasions these objects have been observed in very close proximity to more “standard” objects like spheres and star-like objects.

These objects are being recorded all over the world in a regular basis, I know that its reality will be very hard to be accepted by the “official” scientific community, that in this area of interest have been all but scientific and have played almost exactly the same role played by the Church and the inquisition in the middle ages trying to stop the emergency of the renaissance. So it have been the “mission” of many of these individuals with very limited resources to document this phenomenon, even when some of them mix these sightings with some non-scientific language that is irrelevant to the authenticity and the objectivity of these recordings, I have a great respect and admiration for these people, it is hard to find a more pure scientific approach to what they do, they are not bound by “academic” rules or policies or “careers” to keep on track.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqle5P2Pu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFjCRAi-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHGkQev26w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAt68ShTlR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HJeZ6p4Zyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUkRPiZ_O_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3uXmApdjYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmumlHM64I8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-NBE61Aso

There are certain elements of this phenomena that seem impossible to account for using the scientific method.

It is imperative to acknowledge that since we are dealing with an extraterrestrial intelligence so far removed from our level of understanding, we must let go of all pre-concieved notions of what is possible.

Much of the video evidence of anomalies come from people who are communicating with them 'telepathically'. These people are not using tools, but rather, their mind alone.
https://www.youtube.com/user/UFORobertBingham/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/UFOjonathancastro/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/Liro51/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/UFOsummoner/videos

They could be billions of years more evolved than we are. It is impossible to generalize their capabilities. But from what has been observed:
They appear to be hyper-aware, capable of reading our minds and discerning our intentions. They will not manifest to just anyone, only people who are at peace with themselves, and free of negative intention. They know more about us than we know about ourselves. They have been on our planet for thousands of years, perhaps much longer, interacting with us either directly or indirectly.

>>14929815
It works at any time of day provided you use the right tools.

It doesn't work 100% of the time and sometimes it can take 20+ mins. (anon in the first thread waited 40 mins before being successful)

They don't show up for everyone it seems. It has a lot to do with your intent. See >>14929868

>>14929815

I've used a guided meditation with some success at night. Even 2 - 3 weeks after I stopped including the meditation as one of my nightly before bedtime rituals I was still occasionally seeing strange lights & such in the sky(IMO it goes without saying that the way they travelled proved they were not Earth-born/created aircraft but I figured I should add that just cuz I'm sure some retard will reply with "IT WUZA PLANE/SATTELITE/SWAMPGAS/EWEATHR BALOOON").

It was made by a member of Above Top Secrets' forums, it shouldn't be too difficult to find(Google it). I recommend trying it.

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>>14929744
Summoning the "ufo" is in fact fucking up the CHEMTRAILS' SCREEN supposed to display government's HOLOGRAMS to deceive people
They have dun goofed and now they are fighting people shooting lasers at skies by accusing them of blinding airplanes' pilots

Chemtrail's screens exits to simulate massive alien attack on Earth, while in fact they will be false-flag attacking own people.
Aliens are good and it is easy to know when you understand that beings that are capable of faster than light travel do not need Earth/gold/minerals/people/sperm/eggs/cows/etc. They come in peace, but illuminati want us to think otherwise, therefore hollywood lies, scary aliens, abductions stories, etc.
BEWARE OF BROKEN PROMISES of your governments, of "serving and protecting you", of "defending the Constitution".

>>14929744
These look as though they could be a torn plastic bag, but when you think of them as spirits it makes so much sense. They are capable of manifesting their physical appearance ("ships") any way they wish.

"Dr. Jacques Vallee suggested that "there is a spiritual component...the UFO phenomenon is controlled by a nonhuman sort of consciousness". But he also proposed the possibility that "the UFO phenomenon could even be material photoplasmic projections of the collective unconscious of the human family". But the bottom line is we still do not know."


Meade Layne 1950:
"The aeroforms are thought-constructs, mind constructs, as such, they are, in effect, the vehicle of the actual entity who creates them."

"Some people ask: Is this legitimate/authentic?

You really have to wonder of the soundness of people that have to look elsewhere to realize when something is authentic or not, that is another thing that I have come to be fully aware during this project: people have almost a complete lack of self-reliance, they almost all the time need "parental control" to validate their own opinions."

"The best possible evidence that you can get is the one that you saw with your own eyes or registered with your own instruments.

Nobody is stopping you from getting that kind of evidence.

If you are one of the very selected and rare few that can take notice of details and believe in your own conclusions without "parental control", in other words if you really are an independent thinker, then you should do active observations, you will learn things that no University in the world will ever teach you."

To anyone here convinced that they can do this, here's what you do:
Take a loan if you don't have the money, buy (or even rent) a telephoto lens, capture high detailed footage of these things, become a millionaire.
I wonder why no one will do this though. Big mystery.

"The use of similarity as identity in debunking arguments.

It is a generalized way of thinking to use similarity to imply identity, in many cases that way of thinking works because identity implies similarity, but not the other way around.

This simplistic way of thinking is even used by the top analysts in some of these organizations dedicated to debunk video sightings, that is their way of thinking, which is wrong of course.

For example some people have claimed that some footage presented from some videographers is fake because you can build a model of what is presented in the videographer's footage and then create a footage of that model that is "similar" to the footage being "analyzed". If we accept this kind of logic then we have to accept their application in any similar situation, lets say for example we build a model of earth and then take footage of that model in a black background, that footage will be similar to any footage of earth taken from space in a certain distance, then applying our debunker logic that implies that any footage of earth from space is fake, or by the same idea almost anything is fake, because almost for anything a model of that can be build and then footage can be taken. So these debunkers are all wrong, because always they fail to really look at any footage in its own merit, they see it with the optics of looking for details that will reveal footage fakeness, they are blinded really by their incapacity to differentiate reality from fiction, that incapacity is deeply rooted in many people at all levels.

They are unable to see consistency between different footage, if the same phenomenon is presented in many different footage all around the world, they will never see the implications of that consistency, they are blinded by their dogmatism and wrong basic logic."

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

>>14930020

more like

>Take a loan if you don't have the money, buy (or even rent) a telephoto lens, capture high detailed footage of these things, die in a tragic "accident"

>>14930033
More like
>Take a loan if you don't have the money, buy (or even rent) a telephoto lens, capture high detailed footage of these things, commit "suicide".

>>14930033
How convenient.

>>14930020
How much is it to rent one? I will, seeing as i confirmed it works the literal minute after i started using my laser. I could care less about making money on it.

>>14930045
So you care at least a little?

Stock up on laser pointers, guys. They're about to become super-illegal.

>>14930048
Assuming ETs use money too yes

>>14930045
200$-300$ probably.

don't do it, they bind to you and never get away. You will feel like they are always there.
You will feel like you will be used.
You will feel like there is no escape from what is coming.
I don't know why OP created a lot of threads of the same subject, but maybe this is a like a bait.
You have been warned.
You have been warned.

>>14930074
Do you have a firsthand experience with it?

Because nobody else who has done it has reported this. It seems based on speculation more than anything.

>>14930074
the only thing I noticed is that they will contact you in subtle ways in everyday life, like flashing lights into your windows, interfering with electricity when you think about them etc

>>14930074
They have always been there watching us, anon. It doesn't change anything.

>>14930074
>tfw shills spread these types of rumors to stop people from contacting

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>>14929868
>>14929837
>>14929819
FUCK OFF, you satanic shill piece of filth.

Don't listen to this asshole, all you people are doing is summoning demons

pic related

>>14930087
>>14930080
that good feelings are on short term. In a long term you will feel it. You will have all the benefits, but you will be paranoid on what they want back.

>>14930093
You need to relax

>>14930093
Combating stupidly crazy with even more crazy?

>>14930099
Why should I?

>>14930102
Yes and no

>>14930093
>>14930074

I don't think there is anything wrong with warning people, because it does have a serious psychological effect, some will attribute it to demons, but the bottom line is we don't know what we are dealing with here so it's wise to proceed with caution.

>>14930087
Oh god I forgot about this

When I learned they were watching I left a message and a big folder of misc images (mostly 4chan shit) open on my computer overnight, with only one thumbnail visible in the window. When I woke up in the morning the monitor was out of sleep mode (i've never had that happen and it only stays awake for about 10 minutes) and the folder I left up had been scrolled to a different image. But because I just woke up I didn't even remember to notice what the picture I guess they had picked was. I'll try it again tonight I guess

>>14930090
>>14930091
watching is different than this. This let them get inside your head.
Our minds are powerful, nobody can invade it if we don't let them.
But, you are letting them in, you don't know what these things is.
Demons, or angels, or ets, I don't know.
But they are suspicious.

>>14930120
Our mind is already capable of giving us good lives.
You all just have to have confidence and faith in yourselves, or whatever god you believe or follow.
Meditate before doing it, ask yourself what is correct to do.
If you see that you should contact them, do it, but don't force or stimulate other people to do it, stimulate them to think about that.

>>14930128
Yeah I agree, I don't think anything good will come from perpetuating threads on this subject. It isn't right to convince people who aren't read to try it. It's 'real' but it also has real consequences.

>>14929985
>it is easy to know when you understand that beings that are capable of faster than light travel do not need Earth/gold/minerals/people/sperm/eggs/cows/etc.
That's quite the assumption right there.

>>14929744
I've seen a couple things that essentially these ufos are fallen angels/demons. It sort of makes sense to me when your are seeing balls of light or shape shifting being. I"m in no way religious but it does fit into the scheme of things for me idk.

Basically you are summoning fallen angels, agents of planet saturn. Saturn aka Satan. Not necessarily in the bible way but entities in higher dimensions that wish to interrupt our cycle of reincarnation

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>>14930120
>our minds are powerful
Maybe in some ways (creativity for instance) but not many others

>>14930144
uh, yes, our minds are really powerful, and can practically bend reality.

>>14930151
Indeed, but we severely lack the faculties to realize this ourselves in such times.

>>14930162
yeah, but do you really believe that letting a strange entity inside our heads is the best thing to do?

>>14930151
>practically bend reality.
[citation needed]

Sage for satanic nonsense.

You getting people to summon these things in order to harm them, do you think you will get a reward?

You mad that evil is going to get thrown in the lake of fire?

*tips 30 pieces of silver* :^)

>>14930167
It's already inside our heads, doing this just makes us conscious of it.

>>14929744
>this certain about being able to attract aliums
>only footage is blurry, pixelated, wiggly lines
sure

>>14930176
It bends their reality and that's enough for them.

>>14930183
no, they are not. Your head cannot be invaded that easily.
>>14930176
I don't have any citations that would convince you.

>>14930176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

>>14929744
begone NWO shill

>>14930167
The one thing that's been evidenced of them putting something in your head is metaphysical and spiritual oneness. I personally don't see the issue with that, having studied Buddhism, Taoism and Soto Zen.

>>14930194
>retards that don't know what they are talking about still use quantum physics to make bullshit claims
Pro-tip: "Observer" in physics doesn't refer to a human being.

>>14930203
This. Jesus Christ is victorious. The kingdom of God is at hand.

>"There is no good or evil intent, just control. You are given gold that will weigh you down. They will give you feathers that will make you fly. They will give you songs that will make you sing. They will ask for you in return.
>Listen, I'm not trying to be creepy or be a tryhard RP here. They are not what they seem and will use you without you knowing it. Once the connection (by opening up to them) is made it will not be broken. I have tried to hide. Just warning you not to do it.
>Like I said, once you have the connection only death break it. I do not know what changes with whatever we are because of it. My father told me that they nudge you to spread the message of joy. If you watch some of those videos posted you can hear the type of inspirational music that goes along with those sightings.
>The emotional syntax of the feeling of bliss is the bait. I'm a old man now, I wish I took his advice 30 years ago."

OP here. I would feel horrible if I were inadvertently making people summon demons. I don't even want to take the chance of ruining people's lives in such a way. I think we should just let the thread die and never talk about this subject ever again.

I'm done here.

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Am I the only one?

>>14930237
Delete the thread.

>>14930237
Something tells me you're not really OP

>>14930265
>>14930268

Error: You cannot delete a post this old.

too late. I seriously hope when this thread dies nobody re-posts it.

>>14930272
bump

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OOHHH, IT'S FROM THE DEVIL!

DEMON WORSHIPPERS!1!

DEMON SUMMONERS!1!

Please nobody do this.
It's confirmed for fake nobody try it. Please don't.

>>14930292
this, I tried it for the past 4 days and nothing is happening.

If you are sending up positive and good intentions, why would that attract a demon? Are they attracted to positive energy rather than negative?

>>14930292
Why would you plead for someone not to try something if nothing happens?

>>14930300
He's a roleplayer trying to make retards believe that he is a shill that doesn't want them to discover aliens.

this spam is getting a bit much

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>this thread

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Ayy lmao
People are actually becoming convinced these are demons or there are a lot of samefagging shills in these threads.
Only Christ can save us now.

I don't know what these things are. But I just want people to be aware that by doing this, you aren't "just summoning" them. By doing this you are creating an unbreakable bond with whatever creates them and it will have a permanent effect. If you choose to ignore this warning, and you do it, you are bringing about your own demise.

>>14930369
>demise
how about you 'demise' yourself and stop trying to give people baseless 'warnings'

>>14930369
>I don't know what these things are. But I just want people to be aware that by doing this...
If you don't know what are you talking about why the fuck are you giving advice on it?

Point me to at least one witness reporting said thing.

>>14929744
>starts new thread because old one had already been debunked
>balloons people
>nothing to see here
>move along retards

>>14930453
>old one had already been debunked
where

>>14930453
The old one reached bump limit, quit shillposting.

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>>14930457
>lol

>>14930465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byC4ruBWPAs&list=UUpiN0tUF2-_WaJDYmwMrgeg

you're gonna tell me this isn't fucking balloons.. people see what they want to see

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>>14930465
there's this thing called an archive. now show me where it was debunked because I only see the same shitty positions appearing and being BTFO in each thread.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14921954/

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>>14930472
>show me where it was debunked
>doesn't even read whole thread

>>14930477
>that picture
>not sarcastic
I was there for the thread, but people can just read it for themselves, sure

>>14930484
i can edit, crop, and resize the balloons in the photo posted to look exactly like that "ufo"

>wait ufo means unidentified
>i mean balloons

>>14930505
can you explain the glowing/shimmering on the tail? and why it moves cohesively?
cut it out already.

>>14930508
i don't have to, i know its possible on earth at some time some where balloons could have been doing this exact movement somewhere

>using some logic as op
>we can't possibly conceive their reality
>balloon reality

So I had my first experience with one of these beings yesterday. I will recall the events to you all now exactly how they happened to me and those who were involved:

Reading up on OP's pervious threads I was very intrigued. When I got home in the evening I watched the videos and although I was skeptic I still very much belived that what was recorded was not a baloon (and even if it was how do we have the power to summon balloons?). Anyway, after watching the videos for a good 20-30 minutes with my sister I decided to go outside and look up to the sky (cont.)

>>14930515
no pics, video

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

>you're all faggots
>enjoy your balloons

>>14930514
we can in fact conceive their reality. I'm not sure if OP or you are aware of the Vedic tradition and modern unified physics.

>>14930521
anything "modern" is just irrational theories on a unified concept of an individuals reality.. and that individual will work at all cost to make this "theory" make sense to them.. regarding any experience or mistake as a "unified" plan so newagers don't have to give a fuck about anything

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>>14930514
>using same logic as op**

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>>14930526
thanks for putting quotes around modern, I meant to do that.

>>14930542
>implying making discoveries even in the past 1000 years shouldn't count as modern.. these laws and practices have been in place for billions of years. I'm sorry your concept of modern is so limited

DARPA disinfo shills have came

>>14930508
>can you explain the glowing/shimmering on the tail
Sun reflection.
>and why it moves cohesively?
It doesn't.

>>14930550
;-;

>>14930551
it's not impossible for them to delude normal people again as they have for decades.

>>14930557
that blue-green shimmering? sun reflection? hah.
you know what cohesive means.

(Cont.) so anyway I go outside and follow the steps of Robert Bringham or whatever his name was. Within half a minute I noticed the object in the sky. Now, before I describe how this thing looked believe me that no doubt half the videos and pictures of "proof" are no doubt just balloons. No doubt about it. But what I saw was this:

A black/purple square like object that appeared to have a string coming from the bottom (like a fucking balloon). The string then retracted into the square and it began to pulsate and morph, the string retracted up into it and it became more spherical and started to become lighter and more metallic in color. I called my sister and she came out and saw the mass as well. The mass then became a small ball of light. We moved from the grass in my backyard to my porch to get a better look. As we moved it moved as well almost as if it wanted us to see it. Mind you this thing was perfectly stationary up until it moved. Anyway the ball of light started to get smaller and smaller until disappearing. I have one picture that is off of my sisters phone but it is not very good and is only of the ball of light as it "left". Not of the black object.

>>14930564
the mind sees what it wants to see

>>14930574
>and i see balloons

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This is the picture. Mind you it was taken off of her phone with shit zoom. The videos and pics of "evidence" were taken with better equipment.

No doubt most of those are balloons... But I know what I saw and the fact that it even looked like a balloon at first tears me on it. I really don't know where I stand because on one hand seeing is believing and on the other hand... Balloons

>>14930564
>that blue-green shimmering? sun reflection? hah.
Yeah? I don't see how it being green makes it less of a reflection. You think only white can be reflected?
>you know what cohesive means.
Integrated? As integrated as a bunch of balloons tied together.

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>>14930574
you want to see it as balloons?

>>14930588
it's not a reflection, you can very obviously tell it's an aura i.e. not on the surface. you can see blue sky through it at points.

>>14930595
That's because it's as shitty blurry camera, jesus christ.

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>>14930591
I want see aliens... but these look like balloons.

Also if they aren't balloons why is it so hard for these aliens to fly straight?

>>14929837
Mainstream science is just a coverup for what they really already know. Like for example there's plenty of scientists that already "know" there is an afterlife, as a matter of a fact they communicate with ones passed on frequently.

Illuminati / Freemasons already know just about everything.

Also
>2014 - Still on earth/trapped in the matrix
Lol

Find your way out.

>>14930652
just try it for yourself. away from an airport or city of course.

>>14930655
>as a matter of a fact they communicate with ones passed on frequently.
[citation needed]

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>>14930655
the way is being shown out but the fact that this has started to amplify means time is short

>>14930659
Computer automated response. Don't argue with a computer.

You would be scared of what technology exists out there, you could have someone in your house right now and you wouldn't even know it. Take any high quality voice recorder and record the voiced of people inside your home even right now or just use some real good equipment that can pickup on certain frequencies easily, prove it to yourself.

like i said
>2014
Still in the matrix

>>14930682
>Computer automated response. Don't argue with a computer.
Some serious autism going on here.

>>14930682
ok let's not throw the shillbot thing around so easily. this is a serious enough topic to constitute sitting real people down at a computer with a gun pointed at their heads.

>>14929744
I use Sony Vegas to summon my UFO's!

>>14930588
All colors are reflected... How do you think the image makes it to your eyes?

Actually, say an object is green, the object really holds every color besides green and green is the color it denies absorbing. Hence only green is reflected off the object and to your eyes.

>>14930734
Thanks for explaining unrelated stuff everyone past elementary school knows.

>>14930074

Lol, anon, i've felt like this my entire life. brb, gonna get some aliens

>I can summon interdimensional beings at any time of the day with a simple method!
>I'm just going to do it once and the leave it at that though, posting on /x/ is far more interesting.
I don't think you guys understand the gravity of the claims you are making.

>>14931080
Yeah, like it's something we see every day.

>>14929744
This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

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http://4archive.org/x/thread/14929744

Why the fuck would some aliens decide to go to some random shit planet to dance around in the sky looking like dolphin balloons in front of random people who happen to have shit video cameras.

This shit is like tumblr.
Everyone here should piss themselves, look at their faggy lives and go to bed and die in their sleep.

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>>14931355
people like you really make me wonder why we're still here

Its fucking balloons. I have watched every video in these fucking ridiculous threads and they are all quite clearly balloons. Except the obvious Chinese lantern.

>>14931382

Why would anyone bring flowers to that landmark?

>Yay! Now, all governments can keep us in a perpetual state of fear and have a Cold War forever.

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>>14931437
Good question.

Is that you, Katy Perry? Blowing in the wind?

>>14930176
Most philosophers and neuroscientists agree that reality is mainly a construct of our brains, based on our sensory input. A changing of brain-patterns thus can induce a change in the perceived 'reality.'

>>14929912
I can't find the Above mentioned Top Secret Forums, nor the meditation you are referring to. If you could provide an actual download link, that would be splendid.

>>14930020
Seeing as it's about intent, the creatures (or lack thereof) would probably just not show.

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>Living in Ukraine
>See /x/ thread about summoning aliens.
>Decided to give it a try.
>Put a mirror in a high place to increase the effect.
>Shoot the laser to the mirror.
>mfw the reflect hit a stupid plane that was passing at that time.
>mfw the reflected laser went directly to the pilot's eyes.
>The pilot got blind. So he accidentally changed the course of the plane.
>mfw the russian army tried to communicate with the pilot. He was saying "Maaaa aayeees"
>mfw the russians thought he was saying "allahu akbar".
>mfw I saw a fucking missile out of the nowhere and then hit the plane.
Fucking /x/, that shit doesn´t work. Never again.

>>14931552

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/

>>14930141
I hate to say this, but in the kabbalah Saturn is associated with Binah. After the Sephiroth 'Daat' got hidden, it was put into the highest place of the hexagram, the godhead.

He is als an aspect of the higher go. (Represented by KEther, Binah and Chockmah.)

The god Saturn was also never referred to as Satan.
So, how come "Saturn aka Satan"?

>>14931565
>So he accidentally changed the course of the plane.
Impossible, passenger jets fly on autopilot for most of the flight, and have two pilots.

>He was saying "Maaaa aayeees"
Why would a Malaysian person yell in English?

>>14930471
Yeah, my thoughts too. Although I have to admit the rotation process starting at 3:00 looks slightly unnatural, could still be due to crosswinds though.

What worries me more is the feeling of dread this thread gives me.

>>14930542
Oh, I love the interview between the two of them.

>>14931613
>What worries me more is the feeling of dread this thread gives me.

because something very spooky is going on here

>>14931565
I appreciate the attempt at humor but that's fucked up.

>>14931613
You can't seriously expect a craft possibly millions of years ahead of us technologically to look anything but outlandish.

>>14931644
Indeed, out-land-ish would be expected by definition.

>>14931644
I accept that point. They should look outlandish. Why then take the shape of human-baloons?
Or is it because of the sphere's geometric properties? If so, which ones would be regarded as useful for space/dimension-travel?

>>14931699
Why not fly around with ships made into signs saying "HI ANON"? Maybe it isn't imperative. They must know it's inevitable.

>>14931644
They exhibit sophisticated mimicry. There is a video of one morphing from an amorphous blob, into a triangle, and then finally into a bird. The transformation process takes roughly 5-10 minutes. They can morph into different shapes, and have been caught in the act of doing it. They aren't perfect though, there are always subtle (or something not so subtle) things that give it away.

I don't know why they do it. Maybe to avoid drawing attention to themselves? Maybe to avoid causing panic in a populated area? I thought they were balloons at first too but balloons don't come on-demand. Balloons don't flash lights back at you when you shine mirror reflections on them. Balloons don't hover in one place against the wind and then shoot off at supersonic speed / fade out into invisibility.

>>14931563
>they only show if you have a shitty camera

>>14931766
The whole thing reminds me strongly of the process of coaxing wild animals to you. Sit still for an hour. When the critter comes around make soothing or engaging noises. Works great for birds, small mammals, etc.

If this isn't all bullshit, these things might have some pretty well-developed senses in the EM spectrum.

The ease of verification of the claims makes me want to bring along a laser pointer next time I'm dozens of miles from a flight path. The idea of trying this in a city doesn't sound good.

>>14929744
I don't want to be a buster but, I don't get it, its just balloons flying in the air, how much proof is that of UFO activity? I mean, if this was trully a provable experiment, why not just some serious TV guys and make a note about it.. its just so fishy..

>>14930093
Oh, everything is demons for you, people.

>>14931805
>muh TV!
The reason there is no generally acknowledged existence of ETs is because an authority figure hasn't confirmed it to you. Have you ever considered they could have secrets too?

>>14931827
I just think that I'd be like fuck man, watch this! and bring a whole bunch of people over and it'd be fucking famous, i don't know..

I would say that I know about no thing that was so important and never got to be reveled, however this statement is ironic, since, if it is not revealed, I will obviously not get to know about it..

>>14931565
And thus,WW III was ignited.
>>14931599
It's a joke, lighten up, Francis.

>>14929985
>capable of faster than light travel

This is a grand assumption.
A non-FTL species could easily make an interstellar trip.

Consider things such as the human project daedalus, and our own non-FTL interstellar concept craft.

Any species with a lifespan greater than 160 years, or the ability to store and keep viable their reproductive material for long durations could easily make interstellar travel with today's human tech...

If you assume long term colony ships or biological immortality such as that displayed in the hydra jellyfish, you end up with creatures that could easily make not only interstellar trips...but very VERY long interstellar trips.

So don't live with the assumption that interstellar = FTL. It doesn't...and with the right socio-political climate, a species with today's tech could pull it off -- and with our tech in 60 years, they could CERTAINLY pull it off.

That's not the hi-tech gods you imagined is it?

>>14931846
I always hear scientists than space travel faster than light and travel along great distances is impossible, as if it were dogma.
Sometimes I feel scientists take pleasure in telling us how negative things are, how everything is impossible.

>>14930020
>capture high detailed footage of these things

detail isn't what people need.

Range to target is more important. To date, UFO researchers are literally too stupid to understand that if you can determine range, you can determine size, speed and confirm every other amazing aspect of the device.

But no...every faggot who takes pictures of these things does it with one camera...not the two you would need to apply trignometry and rangefind the bastard. Fuck HD tier detail. Take a picture of an object with meh-tier definition from two cameras of a known distance apart and you'll have better data than any faggot in the history of UFOlogy...

>>14931866
Despite the overly snarky tone of this post, the advice contained is important and appreciated.

"Ignoring the reality of anomalies is the biggest blunder ever done by modern science.

Anomalies can be systematically observed using dual optical systems.

A dual optical system is essentially a finderscope/telescope assembly specifically adapted/fine tuned/dimensioned for daylight atmospheric observations, nothing more, nothing less. The effectiveness of a finderscope/telescope combination have been proved by hundreds of years of astronomical observations. A simple explanation of the ideas behind a dual optical system can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irtLjxe2Si4., this footage includes links to detailed explanation of several specific dual optical systems configurations.

As an example of the effectiveness of a dual optical system the following footage shows 21 anomalies observed on 06/05/14 and 06/06/14, of these 21 anomalies three of them responded multiple times to light signals sent in their direction using a mirror, these responses are an strong indication of the autonomy of anomalies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNL0X84KJVE

After observing systematically anomalies it will be very clear that anomalies behave like life forms(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZqWHt74_c), they can be considered as a new type of life form, they move usually in the high levels of the atmosphere, but sometimes they have been observed at low altitude, or in locations already at relatively high altitude as Mexico City, anomalies have been also observed in near space. This is in direct contradiction with the generally accepted claim promoted by modern organized science that there can not exist life on empty space, it will be very hard for organized science to recognize the reality of anomalies, by doing so they will be recognizing the biggest blunder ever done by organized science."

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

>>14931866
That's the problem with this field. Scientists refuse to go anywhere near it because ufology has such a stigma attached to it puts scientists at risk. It would ruin their career, result in loss of funding, have them labeled as a crank etc.

We need more people to attracting them and filming them with high resolution camera. Only then can we "force the hand" of science and academia to recognize the authenticity of this phenomena.

>>14931896
>Mexico City
>ufo 'flap' with low-flying swarms of balls of white light 10-15 years ago

>>14931862
personally, I DO think FTL is impossible...my point is that it isn't actually needed if you play your cards right and push the envelope.

>>14931925
>personally
>I think

Science is not a religion. It doesn't care what you think. FTL doesn't happen according to our understanding of physics. If our understanding changes, who knows what we can do, but as of now, cause-and-effect cannot be reversed.

" The UFO phenomenon is and have been almost always a "local" phenomenon, a phenomenon with manifestations witnessed in our planet or near space, so any connection/extrapolation made from these local occurrences to far away places in the Universe is really just speculation.

As a local phenomenon its study have to be concentrated where it have occurred and where it is occurring in almost a daily basis: here in our planet, in our atmosphere, and anomalies are the more concrete manifestation of that phenomenon.

One general strategy when tackling any complex problem that have been used very successfully in all human activity have been to split that complex problem in many small ones more amenable to be solved, that strategy is constantly used in science and it is clear that it is one of the best approaches that can be taken when doing a serious study of the very complex UFO phenomenon that arguably can be considered the more complex problem ever encounter by man.

So concentrating the study on anomalies reduced the "problem" to one more amenable to be solved, now we have a "problem" that can be "solved" by using a pure scientific approach by: "A systematic controlled study/observation of the phenomenon that will allow with time to decipher regularities and make classification or the construction of a systematic theory based on the observed facts."

If the reality of anomalies is accepted by the scientific community( I do not have doubts of that reality ) after some carefully scientifically controlled observations, similar to the ones done for sprites, the implications of that reality will be far reaching, these are some of implications, there are some speculative elements in the following:

•Very likely anomalies are a new life form, many observations of anomalies reflect "aliveness", they behave like living beings.

•These life forms can move freely in empty space.

• In the same way that we have macroscopic and microscopic life forms here on earth it is very likely that we will find also microscopic anomalies, the anomalies observed until now have been macroscopic.

•The fact that anomalies are life forms and they can move freely in empty space implies that they will be pervasive, at least in almost the totality of the solar system, very likely beyond that.

•Space is then "non empty" as was though before, but it have to be considered as a vast "ecosystem" with an astronomical number of different types/species of anomalies.

•If anomalies are life forms and they are pervasive at least in all the solar system is evident then that they will have a very deep relationship with any life forms in the solar system, including all life forms on earth, that relationship will be one of the aspects that any research of anomalies will have to study.

•Since anomalies are pervasive in all the solar system and very likely beyond that their numbers are really astronomical and maybe their possible presence in all the Universe will have a "Cosmological effect" that have not been taken in count before.

•Life is present/pervasive through the Universe.

Some of these ideas were already exposed by Trevor J Constable and Fred Hoyle. I consider Trevor J Constable as the real pioneer/discoverer of anomalies, but I do not share his para-physical ideas."

>author: https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/discussion

>>14931881
I'm not really trying to be snarky or anything, and I personally think UFOs of non-human origin are a possibility...

but its 100% true! UFO researchers make "observations" that, while sensational and wooing to the senses of people who don't know the first thing about observing aerial phenomena, are 100% useless to actually studying the phenomena at hand.

I'd LOVE for good UFO data to become available...I just wish the amateurs working in the field would get some basic training on what is and isn't good technique for capturing data...

maybe the "snark" came out of me simply being angry at the incompetance of those who are currently working in a field that fascinates me...

>>14931920
>Scientists

You don't need a scientist to get some rigour into the field.
Hell, a naval observer from WWII could put together 2 and 2 and know that you need two observation points to determine range to an object...it's basic shit.

>>14931805
>hurr the TV news will show it
This phenomena was demonstrated for a local news station. It didn't get to national news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBEygrZAAw

>>14931946
>>14931950

While I completely agree people involved with this should use more tools to collect better data, you have to understand why nobody has done that yet. If you see a UFO you are overcome with emotions and are lucky to capture it on film.

The concept of being able to attract UFOs is in it's infancy, it seems like only a few dozen people are actively involved. Most of them are amateurs. There are only a handful of people who are making systematic observations and using the scientific method.

If it's so easy for you, why don't you do it yourself then? Because almost anyone, provided they are persistent, can go outside and attract them using basic methods. There is nothing stopping you from doing this.

>>14931946
Here's another thing about that:

If it's the work of a black budget project, determining the size and shape of the object could land you in a very dark place for a very long time.

This is another reason ufology is so discredited. Most of the objects seen in its infancy, and very likely today, were actually black CIA projects, U-2, OXCART, Aurora, for instance. All of these craft were, by definition, UFOs, determining any characteristics of them was a very real risk to one's safety - an old legend being about a community college physics professor who disappeared in Nevada in the '80s. Combine this with the professional ridicule promoted by the USAF and CIA in the '60s and '70s, and you have what we have today.

Professional and career-oriented observations will rarely be available, and never reliable, and amateurs rarely get enough information for proper analysis, such as radar readings, spectrum recordings, accurate velocity, etc. because even finding a UFO is unreliable.

I don't expect anything to come from this if the things "don't want to be recorded."

>>14931980
>If it's so easy for you, why don't you do it yourself then?
Not that guy, but I already have. Nothing happens, it's bullshit.

>>14930292
tried for 3 nights and nothing happened.

>>14931994
Really? It doesn't work first try so you give up and consider it fake? I was in the same boat you were, it took maybe 5 or 6 tries before they started showing up. Now every time I go outside and use the laser, the chances of seeing something are about 60%. Usually it's very high in the sky, and only looks like orbs of light but they dart around quickly from place to place, sometimes it's 2 or more in formation or sometimes they interact / combine. I've only tried it about a dozen or so times but I have been successful. I would be outside doing it right now instead of posting here if it weren't so damn cloudy these past few days.

>>14931999
>>14931994
worked for me the first night, are you focusing on your emotions and projecting compassion toward all beings? i just meditated on the spiritual oneness like the buddha or pretty much any religious person would talk about, flashed the laser around and over the treeline a very defined little light just popped in and out of view like a shooting star, but it was too dim and moving horizontally to be one.

>>14932016
First time? 3 days(I'm not this guy >>14931999
though, I did it during day time), 40 minutes each. Giving that time to dubious /x/ claims is already a lot. Original claims say it's a certain method.
>something are about 60%.
Have you considered that you start to see shit you didn't notice before because well, you usually don't look at the sky?

>>14932035
this isn't the kind of stuff you wouldn't see out of the corner of your eye. they also deliberately make themselves visible.

>>14932035
like has been said multiple times in this thread, it does not work for anyone, they are hyper-aware and won't manifest if you're a douchebag. be persistent, if it doesn't work you are doing something wrong (either in technique, or in life)

>>14932041
what he described seems accurate. it is very easy to tell that what you are seeing is actually "out there". for me it's usually a pulse of bright light that flees after a few seconds.

>>14932041
I'm just saying, it's a big ass claim and it has been around for days now on /x/. Yet most seem disinterested, shit if I really had seen them I probably couldn't sleep out of sheer excitement and curiosity.
For such a simple method it has very VERY little backing it up.

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>>14931957
>first comment
>DEMONS

Aliens could land here, give us free energy, food replicators, spaceships, world peace and explain the entire universe and people would still think they were demons

>>14932063
there have been multiple people here who confirmed that it works and posted photographic / video evidence

and dozens more of anecdotal evidence.

this whole concept is in it's infancy. there are hundreds of videos that serve of evidence. someone here even recorded the thread with his camera, went outside and there was a cacophony of howling animals and an orange orb in the sky. what other kind of evidence do you want? you need obama to announce it on national TV or what?

>>14932092
No, we have hundreds of videos of people with blurry cameras filming balloons and trash floating through the air.
Out of the dozens here in /pol/ and /x/ there's only been one guy, the megaupload dude.
>what other kind of evidence do you want?
A clear video of the summoning process and the results. It's not hard at all, and it would have happened by now if this had any legitimacy.

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>>14932087
>Aliens could land here, give us free energy, food replicators, spaceships
SOCIALIST DEMONS

Who will save us from such horror?

Learn how to attract the right girl instead, you cant get a healthy relation ship with a ethereal thing here on earth and have babies with it and get shouted at from it

>>14930074
For a second I thought we were dealing with ouijia boards.

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Is it just me or is it happening?
>earlier this month IMF chair starts talking about numerology, "doing what she's told", the "magic 7", and a date(?) on which nothing of major importance happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxBsv-ng7YU
>July 20, last week
>last week a Boeing 777 named MH17 which first flew July 17, 1997, 17 years ago, when it crashed, on the exact same day, July 17, 2014
>298 people were on that flight
>17 squared is 298

It is not a coincidence this technique "discovery" and these threads popped up recently.
May I remind you, Ameribros, that an Ancient Aliens marathon has been on the History channel and now the Science channel is doing a marathon on UFO files this week?
Screencap this post.

>>14932236
apparently FEMA / military is preparing for something big as well

Are the ayyy lmaos on our side?

>>14932129
I know you're just joking or whatever, but I'd just like to point out that someone willingly giving you free materials and technology has nothing to do with socialism.

Sincerely,
/pol/

>>14932272
Hopefully it's just in case of Yellowstone.

>>14932276
The greys? Yes. Their brain volume is gigantic, and unity consciousness ("Buddhism") is basically to them what instincts are to us.

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>>14932276
Yeh

RIP OP and anyone else who posted in this thread

>>14932311
But anon, I'm still alive! unless...oh no...

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>this thread

>>14932320
We're going to have an 'accidents' soon my friend

>>14932311
It's much too late now, they are done bothering and probably have been for a long time. Something big though is happening, and it won't concern individuals.

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this man can attract many ufos he is sure popular with them

If this isn't real it's a psy-ops

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/21/creationist-ken-ham-calls-to-end-space-program-because-aliens-are-going-to-hell-anyway/

Went out and tried again tonight with my shitty red laser because it's less clewdy, and no UFO, but saw a bright flash in the sky.

The flash didn't look like a comet at all. No trail or anything like that. Just a brief flash out of nowhere then gone as fast as it appeared. Happened roughly between the handle of the big dipper and Venus from where i am.

>>14932360
My theory
>buys loads of balloons
>hides/marks the graphics
>super glue/tie
>let's loose
>hurrdurr ufo YouTube ad views
>$$$ for him

>>14932451
Monetization is disabled on all channels associated with this.

It's just way too coordinated to be an amateur hoax. It's either real, or its a PSYOPS operation.

>>14932464
>Monetization is disabled on all channels associated with this.
More like "you need more than 1,000 views to get jewtube money."

>>14932469
All the videos on this channel have at most a few hundred views. The other channels have several hundred videos of these anomalous objects with only 100 views max. Ask yourself: is it worth it to use this as a money making scheme?

>>14932475
He is charging 1200$ per "summoning"

>>14931766
Link to the video?

>>14932479
This isn't greer this is a random dude who is using the same techniques. Because they work. Obviously some people will try to profit off this discovery, but none of the people linked in the OP are.

>>14932489
>Obviously some people will try to profit off this discovery, but none of the people linked in the OP are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09_X9yaRYXk&list=UU2I4oP28G3l51TYhA17I7bg

Seriously this is one of the user video which OP posted. You can make picture yourself

>>14932508
meant to this
>>14932498

>>14932508
holy shit that's why, they actually do mimic balloons so others don't freak the fuck out but the person who summons them knows it isn't

>>14932508
>>14932521

those balloons change color what the fuck

>>14932531
they didnt change color even a slightly

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>>14932508

zomg dis and aliums? D:

>>14932508
Watched whole video. Only see balloons. Want to believe.

>>14932508
Okay that's weird, the only thing suspicious about it is the spots that look like eyes, they disappear / reappear on different balloons multiple times.

and that guy does have some very weird footage on his channel. look at this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN_6awmWtYs

at around 3:08 you can see it undergos a bit of morphing then a white orb shoots out of it and hovers in mid air

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Can you assholes stop shining your lasers into space. It's fucking dangerous and we have to deploy balloons just so we can get through the lunch rush. If I see another damn laser, I will come down there and kick your asses.

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This woman was throwing pinches of salt over her left shoulder in prime number patterns and look what happened.

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>>14932508

"unidentified right now, but we can rule out balloons"

It's definitely not balloons according to the OP of the video.

>>14932521
LOL now all of the sudden they are balloons but alium balloons

>do you guys even read this shit?

>>14932508
i already had a few ads go through

If it wasn't monetized there wouldn't be ads on a video with only 3k views.

OMG, they're a bunch of fucking balloons..... I just watched countless videos on this shit, and the way they move in the sky, the way they reflect sunlight indicates they are clearly fucking balloons.

Let's take this experiment to a place in the world where balloons don't come in abundance, and we'll see if you get anything at all.

>>14930667
>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!SsrwVzdjGpo

Dear anon, care to explain that picture for me/us please?

>>14929744
go kill yourself u moronic cancer

>>14934412
That is a white phosphorous bomb in what looks to be a very dense urban area. If you reverse image search it you'll see some very limited results on the rumor of Israel using the shit on Gaza again.

>>14934426
Ugly.

at first i was interested but after watching a few of those videos i was really disappointed. These are balloons that's it. If they started 'summoning' ufos outside of a city (or places where there's no amusement parks etc.). Or even show a video of that guy summoning them with his mind for example i could get the hang of it. But for now my status for this is bullshit

anyone downloaded the video from the /pol/ guy?

>>14934525
yeah, it's not excellent, at night, shot from within a lit house, and the object is only really visible in the last 1/3.

>>14934550
can you upload it again pls?

>>14932360
At least half of those thumbnails are obviously balloons. lol

>>14933139
>not using Adblock
Google thanks you, they will use the money to support more progressive causes.

>>14929764
yeah i've done, i was just about to say i never used mirrors or lasers, i was just out for an evening walk, i remember just looking up and thinking "show your selves... come on i wanna see". Moments later a bright orb appears directly above me, I then watched it shoot straight up, and vanish into space.

People just thought I was lying or crazy, but I saw what I saw, I've not been able to do it again but with all these people doing it I might have another go at it.

>>14935412
>but I saw what I saw
Did you though? You can never fully trust your eyes

>>14935539
Materialist please

>>14935539
Tell that to the justice system. If a crowd of strangers see something happen it's generally accepted as fact. But if a crowd of strangers see a UFO out come the nutcases claiming they had a mass hallucination or something.

>>14935582
>crowd of strangers
>the guy was alone
There's your problem.

>>14930136
Do you realize how advanced you have to be to be able to travel faster than light?

>>14930095
I suppose they want to be praised like gods, which in a sense they are

>>14935582
A group of people being unable to identify something in the sky isn't so strange.

>>14935608
You have to be so advanced that established laws of physics suddenly turn out to be wrong. I'd say that's pretty advanced.

>>14935608
And just because they are advanced in space travel it means they couldn't possibly want any of the things mentioned in that post?

you are applying human thoughts to an alien species.

>>14935608
They're inter-dimensional beings, like this caller on Art Bell said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0

>>14935611
> praised like gods
> which in a sense they are

how in the FUCK? stupidest thing I've heard today.

>>14929819
>be super high dimensional being
>muh love muh light
>decides to mimick balloons/bags/random trash

>>14935890
What is god? Omniscience, Omnipresence, Omnipotence
science : they can read your mind
presence : they travel faster than light speed so they master time travel
potence : see time travel

>>14936173
Balloons can't do any of those things.

>>14930074
This could be a disinfo attempt.

In the last few threads I noticed that they used the "planes will be destroyed. Don't do it guys" schpiel. This is disinfo is a lot more palpable

Nothing's going to stop me from trying it. Buying a laser pointer tomorrow.

>>14936173
You worship balloons?

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>>14936132
>>muh love muh light
How does one begin to fathom how sick of an individual you have to be to say something like this?
You can't seriously not see the reason they don't appear like this for us anymore is because we keep forgetting that simple truth of "one love" and "love thy neighbor as thyself"

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>muh lazors
>muh firin'

If it's a scam, i don't give a fuck, I just want to shine my green light into the sky one night for an hour in a pattern.
The worst that can happen is nothing
The best I will contact UFO and go to Amsterdam with them to shoot balloons

>>14930189

OP has given you the means to test this phenominon, which would be pretty ballsy if he was trying to trick you.

Only way to know for sure is to try it out

>>14931080

Sounds crazy but I did this years ago.

It's actually quite scary.

You'll be surprised too if you do it yourself..

>>14929985
Maybe the chemtrails are to block them out so people DONT see them or they don't appear as easily.

Don't know how true it is but it makes a lot of sense

I tried this last night. I was outside alone and after doing the laser pointer thing a cat jumped on the fence, it's eyes reflecting green. Scared the shit out of me. So it does attract cats.

How would they react if I used a laser program to spell the words "ayy lmao" at a certain spot in the sky?

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>>14930477
Yea. This thread is definitely being shilled.

One of their other tactics they implement if the regular attacks don't work is making memes to make fun of the claim of the OP.

They did the same thing when a thread about wellaware1.com (a website dedicated to exposing how some news stories are fabricated for the purpose of pushing social agendas)was posted some time ago

Whoever organizes this stuff is painfully obvious. The tactics are clear indicators of psychological subversion. I actually use the amount of shilling in a thread to determine if it's worth reading into and it often is.

>>14936573
Uh huh.
>aliens: hey guize, we're gods from stars n stuff and we made you. we're from marz n stuff oh yeah and ur moon yeah
>aliens: we're also from that star over there
>and that constelation n stuff, yeah
>so like we're your gods n stuff, ok bitches? let us enslave you
>humans: ok
>years later humans find out lol life on marz or the moon? they're lying
>aliens: we're from super duper far take our word for it
>get aggressive and probes anuses, take sperm and eggs
>aliens spreading horror
>humans: but eh, they're mean n shit, fuk dis, and like, travelling across space makes no sense (space dust, rocks, any type of maneuvering in space means death at a speed like that)
>aliens: WE BREAK LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT ONLY AFFECT PUNY HUMANS
>aliens: uh em uh we're interdimensional! love and light! we can't be friends and help and love and nurture you, and we have to be super secret about our plan to help you, but we're gonna help you!!!!
>all through telepathy
>thinking these are beings we should trust

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SHIT GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IM SHAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS AJOKE

HELP IM SO SCARED WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>>14937030
/X/ HELP ME IM IN TEARS MY ANIMALS ARE FREAKING OUT WTFFFF

http://montalk.net/alien/255/wising-up-to-alien-interference

>>14936935

ayy lmao was is an /sp/ meme made months ago that spread because people visited /sp/ during the game.

It was brought here by /v/ who started visiting to see just how bad /x/ has gotten due to their popular vidya creepypasta threads.

And so it begins.

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>>14936986
I'll take the "assault teams"/false flag abductions over that horseshit any day.

And no, not even a rogue hostile race exists. Only good makes it off their planet in this universe. That's why we haven't been allowed back to the moon and the shuttle program canceled without any replacement.

>In what ways do Aliens and entities influence our thoughts emotions and actions once we have allowed them in?

I think most sentient people start off with a very basic form of protection from these entities. Not that they are free from getting harassed or manipulated in life, but rather that they can’t be outright killed or possessed on the first try. The protection might come from the higher self or spirit guardians or angels or whatever.

But if you intentionally invite negative forces in, even if you mistakenly believe they’re the good guys, then all bets are off. It’s like lowering the drawbridge. No matter how good the rest of your defenses are, if you give them permission to come in, then you have a real problem on your hands. It’s like giving a hacker the passwords to your online accounts. Think of how much can they do with that. They can take over your life. Well, giving aliens or demons permission eventually leads to full possession or mind control, whereby a person will become a walking instrument for aliens or demons to control.

The more permission they obtain from you over time, the more tangible, noticeable, and imposing they become in your life. Permission isn’t an all or nothing thing. It’s incremental, and they take what they can get. Satanic rituals are an extreme example. That’s where you consciously invoke an entity through ritualistic acts that serve as a method of giving permission. With some aliens, it’s not that different. I mean, there are books on steps you can take to invite the Grays into your life! We have to be careful with those kinds of sources

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this whole ufo summoning thing is a troll right?
>suddenly all planes become malaysian and fall out the sky

>shut it down

>So when you mentally send out a request for alien contact, remember that anyone can hear that message — not just the good guys. From what I’ve experienced, negative aliens — especially the ones who share traits with demons — they need permission to get at you more directly. And when they hear such a mental broadcast, they realize there’s a potential sucker down there who can be exploited. They can sense the motivation behind your call, and if you do it out of ego and ignorant wonder, you’ll definitely attract the wrong forces. If you do it for the right reasons, in a moment of humble sincerity and strength and discernment and readiness, then maybe the real good guys will enter your life — even if only by sending inspiration and beneficial coincidences your way. But they’re at the back of the line as far as who wants at you first, and not until you have the filter mechanism to see through all but the last in line, will you earn the respect of the latter.

Explains why sometimes this method will attract a positive force and other times it will cause people to completely lose their mind thinking their mind has been infiltrated.

This is wrong on many levels to advertise these techniques. People don't know what they're getting themselves into.

People need to stop making threads on this, it will literally ruin people's lives.

If you ignore all the warnings and decide to do this anyways, keep the following in mind:

>If you do call out to aliens, never EVER address or mentally picture the Grays, Reptilians, or Insectoid beings. Address only those who serve the divine will and are of a positive spiritual orientation. And even then, be sure to test whoever might respond to make sure they are not impostors putting on a smile and a pretty face. Inviting aliens is a bad idea overall, but if you do it, do it from a position of selflessness, calm awareness of the risks, and with a sense of dedication to the upliftment of humanity to gain the attention of beings with similar motives. Even just being curious for the sake of new experiences is not enough.

I highly advise anyone against doing this in the first place. It's not a game.

>>14937192

God I love that gif.

>>14937192
FUCK I WISH IT WAS
THE PICTURES WONT STOP

Notice how all this shit about "negative aliens" started getting dumped as soon as that anon started to talk about love and shit.

Thanks moot.

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Alien mind control confirmed?
Someone try doing it with a tin-foil hat and see if it stops them.

OP was better off just posting the info on how to activate the phenomenon and not waste pages about baseless theories to explain what they are.

>>14937267
>baseless theories
The vast majority of OP's posts are based on observational evidence.

>>14934553
>can you upload it again pls?

they're here http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14910773/#14911931

>Listen to how all the animals in the neighborhood FLIP THE FUCK OUT
amounts to two cat's meowing lmao

the other video just shows a single small fixed point of light nothing more, a star, an approaching plane, or aliums, you guess!

I just wish I had a military laser so I could pop all those dam balloons... show over

>>14937277

Except all his links fail to prove they're Plasmatic life forms.

"life like" does not denote living.

>>14937264
>mind control
still no real evidence of this or anything bad.

What radio frequency (kHz) should I transmit to attract an interstellar entity?

>>14930292
>>14930298
>>14931999
Samefag

>>14938174
5.8 GHZ

See video for instruction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhSEeS6vWtM

>>14938182
i was going to call that a bit of a stretch and ask you what made you single out those 3 particular posts but it's probably right anyway considering the level of disinfo in here

I will green text my results later.

>>14932607
Dude, one of the balloons popped and fell...

>>14938333
>balloon pops
>hovers in mid air without moving at all for several minutes

seems legit

>>14938343
More like you don't have any point of reference in the vast blue sky, not to mention a pooped balloon would still be easily swayed by the wind and not fall directly downward very fast, appearing to "hover".

>>14938352
>>14938343
...link?

>>14938364
It was in the dude's post up there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN_6awmWtYs

At 3:08, see one of the balloons pop.

>>14938373
i'm not so sure that was a popped balloon. the fragments of one of those are so thin. no way it would look that color, nevermind be so large. it's the same color of an inflated balloon, usually they get darker as they shrink.

>>14937171
>>14937171

>>14938396
There are lots of videos on those channels where the object in question exhibits the exact same behavior. It's always a glowing white / flickering orb that just hovers around the object in mid air or you see them flying across the screen at supersonic speeds. These things MIMIC balloons as a camoflague. They make themselves visible to people who seek them, but hide from people who don't want to see them.

>>14937202
>>14937211
To add on to these anon's posts, if anyone is being HARASSED NEGATIVELY, here's something that might help

http://www.alienresistance.org/
>venality arriaeli

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>>14938427
Yup. Only the people who contact them know they aren't just balloons. Realized this yesterday.
It's taken me a few days to fully accept and get over the twinges of doubt I still get. Fucking ego.
Really want to stream the new Sirius documentary in one of these threads. I don't own a copy though.

>>14938462
Makes me wonder if they really want to be exposed like this? Is it supposed to be a personal relationship? But then again, they must be aware that the people summoning them are filming them on a regular basis.

>>14938550
I can imagine they are very wary of setting off the tripwire connected to all the major media outlets screaming "alien invasion" and next thing you know we're at "war" with them.

Uhhh, so I just transmitted at 5.8 gHz along with shining a flashlight in a numbered sequence in the sky and I experienced some odd behavior. Balls of light frequently appeared and disappeared in a specific area for different durations. I wouldn't equate this with interdimensional beings or UFO's quite yet, but it is still strange none the less. Also, I have tried doing this for the past couple days, but no results. But tonight, I could just feel something out there. And the viewing was immediate.

Some of these 3-d ones look like balloons.

>>14938676
Most of them aren't self-luminous, but they occasionally "spark" which is what you are seeing. You should try doing it at daytime, and use red-tinted binoculars to get a better look. Most of the time they are VERY high, borderline impossible to see with the naked eye. It depends on your region really, in relation to sea level.

>>14938975

Are you absolutely certain the ones that look like balloons aren't balloons? You might having something going with the ones that look like will'o'wisps with clear light rays emitting from them.

But the "cluster type" and a few others look exactly like balloons.

balloons do in fact get released and float up until reach the stratosphere before popping.


Just look at this one, It's almost king kong.wmv tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ16eu3PNCw

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>>14939024
Yeah man I am 100% sure. I witnessed a 'balloon' that looked just like a regular party balloon flare up and change shape before fading away. it didn't float away it just straight up fucking disappeared. You won't believe me until you see it for yourself...

They are very good at mimicking stuff but they aren't perfect. Look at all the "balloons" on Jeremy Thomas page, most of the time they have 'eyes'. Even in that video you linked you can see it's distinct eye. Regular party balloons don't have eyes like that.... They almost always have eyes and they switch around right in front of you. Look at this picture, it almost looks perfect but you can see 2 eyes on the "balloons".

>>14939065

There are loads of party balloons with faces or words that might look like faces.

Take this one for example, you can see the inflation nozzle on one end of it and you can also see the ridges that are common with birthday foil balloons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorBgSuQdDc#t=164

Also, your pic is clearly fucking balloons.

>>14939145
Yup, it does look just like party balloons but that doesn't mean it is. No matter how much evidence I present as to why they aren't, you wont believe me. and that's completely understandable given the obscurity of the claims. You just have to see it for yourself. Be persistent with the daytime techniques and "party balloons" will show up shortly after you signal the sky. When they do, take a mirror and shine the reflection onto the party balloons. It will respond by sending a bright "camera-like" flash back at you... that just doesn't happen naturally in a clear blue sky.

>>14939175

I suppose I can't really argue with you without testing, but then as your stated neither can you since you're making the claim that something such as a party balloon could be an anomaly based on "eyes" and shifting (which might be an illusion).

>>14938595
Not even like sort of on the menu of possible ways to go for so many reasons.

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>>14939212
>I suppose I can't really argue with you without testing
And that's why we are on 3+ threads and counting: no one who has tested has posted to say it's bunk.

>>14929744
I don't know what you summon but i know high-altitudes are also interrelated with higher planes,;like underground and underworld. Colorful auras of these entities means they're quite advanced spiritually. Thats all.

>>14937075

It's from tumblr newfag

>>14931766
>and then shoot off at supersonic speed / fade out into invisibility.

Balloons pop. They basically disappear

>>14939429

Maybe because no one feels like going out and getting the equipment Jeremy has to record it.

>>14936935
So you are feeding into a delusion, by deciding the truth of a claim based on whether or not you think people are shills?

>>14939429
I live in a big city. I guarantee that if I look at the sky for more than 15 minutes, a flying plastic bag or a balloon WILL float by. It doesn't matter if I'm shooting a laser; trash just happens

>>14939509
balloons are able to change color?

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>>14939533
Yes, if I have a blue balloon and a red balloon, when I put one behind the other, they suddenly have "changed color" to purple.

Almost every rubber balloon is semi-transparent.

pic unrelated but still related

>>14939175
>No matter how much evidence I present as to why they aren't
There is no evidence they aren't balloons.
All you are doing is going "yeah it looks and acts just like a balloon, but its totally not!"

>>14939429
A few people have though.

I have tried this for 4 days now and seen nothing.

>>14939555

So the balloon ones are clearly debunked

but what about the ones that look like wisps?

>>14939614
Link to a good wisp one?

>>14939614
I'm not sure. I'm not saying alien UFOs definitely do not exist, I'm saying you can't summon "cluster ufos" with lasers because they're just balloons.

I've read a lot about the more famous UFO sightings, and I'm about 80% convinced they're just government secret aircraft. the other 20% I'm curious and not sure

>>14939614
It's no coincidence that all of the people spotting, what you consider, 'legitimate' ufos are also spotting 'balloons'.

>>14939624

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxnBqYQoyvc&list=TLwsjzRcyUcHSfgFx1ClaQBFTDJjPqTGkU

not ruling out floating shiny shit but some of these wisps ones don't look like anything solid.

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>>14939641
I'll dump a few pics of high quality photos of them I got from the youtube channels in OP, making a website about this http://theyre-watching.us/

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the symmetry can be very noticeable, characteristic of a life form

>>14939641
Can't really comment on that, because it's blurry, and there is no reference point.

>>14939659
This though, is blatantly a plastic bag. And if you can't see that then get your eyes checked.

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Most of them are luminous, not a characteristic of trash floating in the air. thats why they can be seen easily at night.

>>14939667
Another very obvious plastic bag. You can see the handles and everything...

I cant tell if you are parodying the people who believe this stuff or if you are actually serious.

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lot of them have tethers with a fin at the end

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seen lots of orbs with "eyes" and no tether, it's almost always an orange glow

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a different, similar looking orb with an orange glowing eyespot

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lot of the channels in OP have films of this one, it almost always is in a U shape

in one circumstance it pinches itself in half.
no balloon could do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM_I9g-i9cE [Embed]

@ 10:50

>>14939714
also notice when it breaks one of the halves are a 'cane' shape, just like in the pic

>>14939714
and I forgot to mention that characteristic white orb that hovers in mid air underneath of the object. it's there on many many of the videos in OP I am surprised not many people pointed this out. just goes to show how many people ignore the evidence and don't notice significant details.

white orb also seen in
>>14938373

>>14939557
Reminds me of atheists like Dawkins
>yes, everything looks created but it's not!

>>14939667
>dat plastic bag

>>14939659
>>14939667
>>14939676
So many plastic bags. I want to believe...

>>14940255

The difference is Dawkin is referring to be mistaking emergence for creation.

There is a misconception that things with symmetry are unnatural, the line between creation and material being separated by form and chaotic in-form.

It's basically people not understanding how pyrite crystals form imperfect yet recognizable cubes and think only god could make uniliving minerals form geometric shapes.