"Crazy" conspiracy theories

I am kinda interested in a conspiracy theory that large parts of history were removed from records and we don't actually live in the 21 century.

>>14658123

You just blew my mind away nigger

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>>14658116

I made these videos to aid others on their journey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rle14iadYeA [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWQJxrUoF0 [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYKl3D01BZE [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPfEaKHOPE [Embed]

I also invite all spiritual questions which I will answer to the degree He allows.


And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
- Mk 1:15

Security, legal and defense forces report to the government.

The government reports to the Freemasons.

The Freemasons report to the Illuminati

The Illuminati report to the reptilians.

The reptilians report to the greys.

The greys report to the demiurge.

The demiurge (unwillingly) reports to the true and supreme God.

God reports to the individual (where S/He is).

The individual reports to security, legal and defense forces.

>>14658143
Oh lord, you don't even realize that Christ was gnostic and that you worship the prison empire, the perversion of his truth.

Why are you so afraid of the occult?

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>>14658123
holy fuck. This is actually not impossible.

>>14658158
The winners write history.
Everything you read is skewed.

>>14658123
Part one is true, for instance, we have evidence of early civilizations but not much more than the fact that they existed.

Our measurements of history are entirely arbitrary and likely inaccurate.

How about the desctruction of the Library of Alexandria? Eh?

>>14658143
Please no christfagging itt, Christianity is the biggest conspiracy to wipe out all native cultures and beliefs in order to create a one world religion, the religion of the one world state, and the one world order, where everyone is submissive to the church.

>>14658116
I enjoy the thought that if you deny everything then nothing ever happens to you.

>power of suggestion

>>14658151

I only fear our Lord. Christ's teachings are for all, Gnostics create division within the flock by concealing truth and by claiming that some are more "advanced" than others. We are all equal before our God.

No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a secret place, neither under a bushel, but on a candlestick, that they which come in may see the light.
- Lk 11:33

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>>14658123

you mean this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

>>14658170

Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.
- Jn 18:36

>>14658185
If we are all equal, explain why you deify an individual and not any schmuck you run into.

>>14658190
Yes pretty much, what do you think about it?

We are victims of a time travel war like the terminator series where both sides have sent people back in time to adjust the past to benefit them and damage the others. Unlike the terminator it's different groups of people(mostly government) and aliens -not cyborgs. Our past has been so altered that the future we should have inherited is obliterated. The good news is that you can change the time-line you're on through a secret meditation practice. That's all I can say for now.

>>14658165
I'll be looking into more about the Library. That got me thinking man, maybe the censorship has gone on so long and longer. I mean, it has to have to control the masses under emperors/kings/presidents/etc but looking back into the destruction of knowledge throughout history would be quite the adventure

Original theories welcome, right?

Roswell was staged ... by aliens. Requires some kinda galactic UN, with one faction wanting to wipe us out 'cos we're dangerous, and the other faction saying "these monkeys? they haven't even got proper space travel, they're still using chemical rockets lol". So faction A "accidentally" crashes a saucer, we reverse engineer it, faction A is all like "well what a tragedy" while doing the zeta reticuli equivalent of trollface.jpg.

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>>14658204

Christ is both God and Man; He is unique within all creation and existed before creation. He is with the Father, the Father is within Him and His Holy Spirit is within us. He is the only entity worthy of worship.

>>14658231
“Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.” (Luke 17:21).

We're all with the Father. It's like you don't even know what Jesus was saying

>>14658231
Spoken like a true brainwashed shill

Please leave this thread, it's for skeptics, not for sheep

>>14658218
To fuel your fire:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten

>>14658206

No idea really, I don't have enough knowledge to judge either way.

>>14658248
Akhenaten interests me, what do you find particularly suspicious about him? I know there are many theories that link him with the belief of the Israelites

>>14658257
He ordered the erasure of traditional religion in its entirety, not that he succeeded, but much was lost.

In retaliation, years later, he was erased from many records...

>>14658123
I wouldn't be surprised at all if this turns out to be true.

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>>14658241

The Holy Spirit and the Father are one so we are both in line with the Truth.

Japanese are aliens

'Satanic' ritual abuse is primitive 'magical' mind control. It works by exploiting dissociation, which is a natural psychological defense mechanism to the most extreme traumas. This is ancient 'magic', part of what has traditionally always defined royalty as separate from the masses. 'king-making'. By this technique a quasi-sociopathy with greatly enhanced mental capabilities and bodily awareness/control can be induced, as one of the dissociative states ('alters', although that's retarded completely incorrect terminology); a king. Or the opposite can also be achieved, a practically unconscious drone state.

Today there are much more refined techniques permitting finer and more complete control than this classic technique ever could, and these almost make it irrelevant and possible of being discontinued, which is probably has largely been. I have no doubt it is retained somewhere.

The intelligence communities have always been concerned with this ancient technique, with fueling it with unwanted children and drawing off drone agents from it. They also use the (child) prostitution rings involved as sources of funding and blackmail material, and as just one aspect of their generally pervasive control of their territories 'criminal enterprise' (which controlling is their real primary purpose). This kind of 'intelligence community', 'spy ring', 'plumbers', etc. has always been a part of human societies and governments.

You already knew all of this, of course. On some level.

>>14658307
>google that
>find people that actually believe that

Why am I surprised?

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2046283/pg1

>>14658469
Oh wow it's real

>>14658469
>It is a well-known fact that Asian women are superior in every way when compared to women of other races.
This is great

>>14658451
A+ talk to me after clas

>>14658307
I've read that there's some isolated tribe in China who claim their ancestors came from space, and they actually resemble the appearance of greys.

>>14658451
I don't get how this method works, please elaborate

>>14658487
I know I thought whoever posted "Japanese people are aliens" was joking, but I figured some retard somewhere out there would actually believe that Asian people are aliums so I googled it and holy shit people actually believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGL3NfVs3Q

>>14658469
Isn't there a somewhat-widespread mythology, and even lingering modern belief, that Japanese are from the moon?

>>14658123
this was confirmed to be ture by the fact that pyramids were more then 10000 years older but right now i don't remember teh source of this info sorry

>>14658655
There's also Gobleki Tepe, which is WAYYY earlier than any advanced civilization we know of and couldn't have been built by fucking cave men.

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>>14658660
oh and also pic related

>>14658707
...ancient X-Men?

>>14658187
so jews are still the great evil

The holographic moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgGJPK-upA0

>>14658709
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

1st century BC
this blew my mind

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>>14658170
What you don't get is that you're ignorant of and contributiing to the one of the oldest "conspiracy theories" in the world.

>>14658738
explain please

>>14658655
>10000 years older
Please don't bring up the Orion Alignment Conjecture, it was already looked into heavily. The pyramids make the wrong angle, they "kink" in the opposite direction as Orion, radiocarbon dating of charcoal fragments found within gypsum plaster (which needs fire to set) set the Pyramid to about 2800BC (admittedly 200 years before it's thought it's built, hypothesis is they burnt older wood)

>>14658660
It's a remarkable structure to be sure, but well within the capabilities of being built by the societies of that time. We just didn't think they were organized enough to do so; really shows how humans haven't gotten any smarter in 10000 years, we just got new toys and logged the old ones.

>>14658707
It's a shame we lost On Sphere Making when the Library of Alexandria burnt down; it probably would've explained the mechanism.

>>14658231
As of now, I am filtering this guy. I urge all other to do the same. He is an annoying, shrill, proselytizer who never had an original thought in his goddamn life.

Peter, read Matthew 6:5 and shut the hell up. Here it is for you:

>And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

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>>14658773

If you're going to be anti-NWO, give credit where it's due. We've been warning against it for millenia.

Rev 13:6-8 "And he opened his mouth in blasphemies against God, to blaspheme His name and His tabernacle, that is, those who dwell in Heaven. It was also given to him to make war with the Saints and to overcome them, and authority over every tribe and people and tongue and nation was given to him. All who dwell on the Earth will worship him, everyone whose name has not been written from the foundation of the world in the Book of Life of the Lamb Who has been slain."

Rev 13:12-14 "He exercises all the authority of the First Beast in his presence. And he makes the Earth and those who dwell in it to worship the First Beast, whose fatal wound was healed. He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down out of Heaven to the Earth in the presence of men. And he deceives those who dwell on the Earth because of the signs which it was given him to perform in the presence of the Beast, telling those who dwell on the Earth to make an image to the Beast who had the wound of the sword and has come to life."

Rev 13:16-18 "And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the Beast or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the Beast, for the number is that of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six."

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>>14658773

There is only one conspiracy, all other conspiracies are merely wrinkles of the grand conspiracy started by a fallen angel.

>>14658116

Is this a fucking gabon viper

>>14658861
It's heavily debated you moron. People dedicate their lives to studying it. By the way, it's "Sumeria", not "Summeria" or "Wintereria" or whatever that retarded image macro would have you believe.

>>14658855
This is exactly why I dislike Christfags, so zealous and superstitious, afraid of every little thing that doesn't fit their narrative and concept of good vs evil.

>>14658855

Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
- 2 Timothy 4:2

>>14658897

I only fear the Lord.

>>14658904
So Paul is more of an authority than Jesus Christ? God, you're stupid.

>>14658912

Pray for me.

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>>14658871
“Lest we forget at least an over the shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins - or which is which), the very first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom - Lucifer.”
? Saul D. Alinsky, Rules for Radicals: A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals
>>14658897
Your prejudice is showing.

>>14658912
He isn't praying, he's preaching. That's not only permittted, but encouraged.

Your religion is just an ARP

>>14658918
Is it summer already?

>>14658926
have fun roleplaying with jesus faggot

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>>14658927
>tfw you will never know the love of God

>>14658942
>love of god
>posts freddy mercury
>god invented AIDS to kill off niggers and faggots
>especially freddy mercury

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>>14658950
Did he now? Tell me more, anon.

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>>14658950
>>posts freddy mercury

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>>14658955

>>14658515
source

>>14658968
This was legit on ancient aliens today, the worst source you could ever fucking use

>>14658965
Nice sauce. Got anything on volcanoes?

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Personally, I think this is the most retarded and most widespread conspiracy theory I can think of.

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>>14658973
Oversimplification is for kids.

>>14658965
>aids doesn't happen when it's a man and a women!
Natural selection at it's finest.

Okay here's one.
OP is a faggot.

"God cannot possibly exist because I know everything and am inerrant by the virtue of my euphoria."

- Every edgy child ever

>>14658979
So is roleplaying with fantasy books.

>>14658990
see
>>14658979

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>>14658979
No, that's actually a pretty accurate description of that particular collection of bronze-age myths.

>>14658998
You should probably see about summer school because even your history teacher can tell you that's wrong.

All women are superficial biatches.

>>14658998
Isn't it funny how semantics ccan make you feel all superior and shit?

>>14659004
Reading the Bible and learning about exegetics can make you feel all superior and shit. You should try it.

>>14658123
If something like this is true, I actually would find the opposite to be true: that knowable history is far shorter than what is determinable.

Relying on secondhand living memory, I can personally verify history back only so far as maybe the 1820s. Anything older, and I start having to rely on academia, political history etc...all of which could be flawed.

Because of this, I get "chapel perilous" about history all of the time...

>>14658999
>you are wrong but I am not going to tell you why

yeah, you really showed him

>>14658148
Securityfag here...

we don't report to the government unless we need the government to assisst us (i.e. we call the cops).

Matter of fact, reporting certain things to the government could even hurt our contract with our client...so we tend to report to corporate-managed agencies before we deferr to the state...

>>14659009
It's a great fantasy book full of talking animals, giants, monsters, and magical lands.

>>14658245
Don't be a douche. Christianity is a popular belief and deserves representation.

>>14659014
>come to 4chan for an education
>get mad when it doesn't happen
WELP I GUESS GOD IS REAL

>>14658187
What's that mechanical insect thing supposed to be?

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>>14659009
Not looking to feel superior, anon, just looking to show you the light.
>>14659014
This is 4chan, not Bayside High.

>>14659023
I agree 100%. But still, in 2014, there are a billion of people who take it seriously. Is that amazing or what?

>>14659047
It's no different than the people who dress up like harry potter, it's mostly just an agegap.

>>14658973
http://www.hourofthetime.com/lib/Bill%20Cooper/The:Lost:Light.pdf

Read it ya dolt

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>>14659054
>hourofthetime.com

>>14658968
google the dropa stones.

The people were a tribe called the dropa, who appearently recorded their history on these disk-shaped stones in a weird hieroglyph language. They allegedly described a history of being from the stars, and the folk in the region where the stones were found are said to be short, dark eyed little weirdos.

Either way, I'm 99% sure it's BS. The original discoverer was a "chinese guy" who had a chinese-sounding name that turns out not to even be chinese.

oh, and the stones are nowhere to be found.

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ITT: we try too hard to troll Christians

>>14659067
blame the janitors, we were bashing niggers until they deleted our thread. Now these derps get it.

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>>14659067

Now therefore be not grieved, nor angry with yourselves, that ye sold me hither: for God did send me before you to preserve life.

- Genesis 45:5

>>14659077
"there were giants in those days"


-Genesis 6:4

>>14659054
>resbonds with a 453-page pdf of paranoid ramblings.

nice job

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>>14659083
I saw pdf and realized it was going to be a book not worth anyone's time

>>14658639
japanese mythology states that the japanese people were born when Izanagi (one of the two creation deities -- the male in this case) went home to take a bath after the horrifying experience of seeing his wife as a rotting corpse in the underworld.
When Izanagi took off his clothes, minor deities were born out of them as he let them fall, and when he got into the bathwater, the swirls in the water let more minor deities out -- three of which were the ancestors of all of the peoples of japan, save for the imperial family, who were supposedly dispatched to japan by amaterasu (a solar deity).

>>14659126
christian mythology states that all people were created by a space monster

>>14659129
that's grand, but what does that have to do with old myths relating that the nips are from the moon?

>>14659129

Christian mythology states that humanity was created from dust by God.

And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
- Genesis 2:7

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>>14659074
They're all for bashing Christians, we knew this already.

>>14658116
Aliens invaded back in 2012 but we fought them off
Anyone who denies this had their mind wiped by aliens.

The Universe was created last Thursday. Anyone who denies this is an Archon. Prove me wrong!

>>14659163
Your mom

the crazy shit Ive hheard is "fluoride is good for your teeth"

>>14658875
Pretty sure its an anaconda.

I only believe in the most mundane "conspiracy theories," I think when you get into really outlandish stuff like aliens you're just being a mouthbreather.

But anyway here's what I think.

- America is not really a democracy, there is a de-facto aristocracy of banking families and oil industry CEOs. Also, some high powered political families like Clintons, Bushes and Kennedies are de-facto royalty.

- America's elite isn't really Christian, most of them belong to a variety of Pagan "fraternities" (i.e. cults), most popularly the freemasons but there are others that are even weirder, like Bohemian Club.

- It wouldn't surprise me if there's some kind of secret organization that the elites of North America, Europe, Russia and the Middle East all belong to. I'm not really sure about this one, but I have noticed some peculiar things. Like how are the Bush family and the Saudi Royal family so close? Why are American elites so close to the British royal family? They must have started hanging out somewhere. But I dunno, maybe there's no secret organization, I just think it's a possibility.

- Israel is not just a country in the middle east, it is a major world empire with huge interests in Europe and America.

>>14659140
No man christianity has normal people and god people made from dust.
Please read genesis I saw a couple quotes, let me expand upon one for you.


>There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

Genesis 6:4


If you actually read all of genesis there are towns and shit by the time adam and eve are made.

>>14659257
>- America is not really a democracy, there is a de-facto aristocracy of banking families and oil industry CEOs. Also, some high powered political families like Clintons, Bushes and Kennedies are de-facto royalty.
Corperatism would be a more suitable word.


"Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the
merger of corporate and government power"

- Benito Mussolini

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>>14659267

I've read Genesis and you're mistaken. Adam and Eve were the first humans and were made by God. The giants came later were the offspring from fallen angels and humanity. I recommend reading the Book of Enoch if you haven't already.

The moon is a hologram.

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>>14659492
this needs to be on ancient aliens right the fuck now

>>14659496

ancient analiens

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>>14659021
By security I meant the police, not mall cops.

>>14659280
But corporations in fascism are more like guilds and trade unions than American corporations.

>>14658148
not gonna lie this is pretty accurate

>>14659672
If you say so, here's more quotes from mussolini, sounds a lot like everything in american politics to me.


The corporate State considers that private enterprise in the sphere of production is the most effective and useful instrument in the interest of the nation. In view of the fact that private organisation of production is a function of national concern, the organiser of the enterprise is responsible to the State for the direction given to production.

>>14659012
Problem here is that getting more true towards the past where people had bad food and were even more flimflam than the people today, only even a few hunder years, the phenomena where because of shock you cannot retain your memory becomes a massive obstacle. I have seen people assault rifled to death in front of a gorup of people and because psy active behaviour like holding onlookers very steady from behind, working wery fast, leaving no evidence and "restsarting the party as it was" while leaving all together the party went on and the dead were not missed. After a week or so the last shock started wearing of the people and the remembered the party all differently. I think memory controll gas ect. migth have played its role as a few people lost close relatives and they only cry quick, run of a few meters and stop to continue normally like nothing when shown a picture. Also they dont have any pictures left at home so I think it was a succesfull wipe. : ?

>>14658451
>>14658523
>>14659725
Ok I wrote that problem article and I see we are talking about the same thing.

Just for case you dont have time to read my further posts: They have suport structure called drug super training. It is inferior form of supertraining but awailable in all "flawours". These people are undefeatable for commoners mainly even with lots of manpower and guns. From the flash they see you they know what you do atleas about +-5 min time frame only because their brainpower and accurasy of vision alone(you know how when you think a little and yeas even druggies can get that scearingly good). Do not try to go figth them without supertraining because you will get subdued and !almost! ANYTHING.

>>14659140
but thats wrong peter, it refers to the clay jars that we had to be put in, as test tube babies.

they even do this in modern day science, its something with the clay, the 'earth'. Unless they use clay, it dies.

Thus, we are created of the earth, we come from it, without it, the cells they had been messing with would not flower.

Its also very symbolic, and beautiful in a sense.

>>14659129
You're confusing the demiurge with physical beings who used space ships and build houses with roofs and shit.

Theres a difference between an aspect of 'God' the all, the demiurge - and beings of other planets.

Complete different things.

When the bible says "pray and you shall get", they are having you pray to the demiurge, whose role it is to unite and make perfect, if emotions cause a ripple through the all (emotion is a very high vibration and pierces the universe without resistance) the universe will obey that thoughtform of emotion, it will sync, appease it, see it stilled.

The God who spoke to Noah rode in a spaceship made out of metal.

>>14658846
enjoyed reading your responses, you seem to know a lot.

care to share thoughts beyond specific responses? or whats your background?

>>14659002
silly conspiracy seconded

>>14658985
>hurr
it doesn't, name a single occurrence of that happening that isn't directly involving a person who is bi or actually gay
protip: you can't, because it never happened.

>muh gut
no, just go

All girls who grew up watching disney are major whores.
I really think there's something to the subliminal messages

>>14660650
every girl grew up watching disney channel and every girl is a major whore, it's a bad test, just like the "celebrating more birthdays is correlated with a longer life!"

>>14660676
I'm talking about the kids who mostly just watched disney vhs tapes and not much else

>>14658116
The twin towers were taken down by sandnigger terrorists

The dark ages weren't the churches way of fucking science in the ass

Hitler wasn't a jew

Those are the craziest things I have ever heard.

>>14659031
Christianity deserves to be kept in your house and church. Separation of church and state has gone out the window.

>>14659129
edgy

>>14660900
Before he made the world in one day 7000 years ago where was he? he was in space.

>>14658660
>>14658861
I read the article about this and
It wasn't just one day they decided to make it. The structure had been visited for generations while each generation built it up over time originally it was a smaller mound but then was built up. For what purpose? Most likely religion but that is speculation and the best idea we have as of now. It was also a gathering place of many people for religious value( assuming it was made for an established religion). Its not impossible to build with stone tools just look at the Moai statues. It would just take time ( which they had) and they weren't cave men they were hunters and gatherers near the beginning of formulating small permanent societies

>>14660764
>Separation of church and state
You mean the establishment clause?
>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof
That's built FOR the public exercize of religion, because you're a control freak that rightfully deserves legislative controls if you're against it.

>>14660908
The world was created when space was. Also, not a monster. Edge.

>>14658187
what the fuck is that mechanical thing?

>>14658871
I am trying to learn more about enoch / fallen angels... would you be so kind to come and conversate with me privately? :D

>>14658855
Don't tell people what to believe or who to hear, what are you, a jew? Go eat shit

Britney Spears - Scream and Shout

This song is about Britney and Will knowing about the illuminati, and how they poison the water and caused 9/11. They acknowledge that celebrities serve only to distract the masses and they wish they could let it all out

>>14661986
Wow.

>>14661986
Whats a Twizzlers commercial about?

>>14658855
JIDF

>>14662006

That depends which one.

But srsly look at the lyrics to the song now that I've opened your eyes

>>14662010
You may have opened your eyes.. but where are the Twizzlers? Think about the children for god sakes!

>>14659303
You couldn't have a sustainable population from a single breeding pair of mammals. Even with my incredibly basic knowledge of biology I understand this.

There's no way the human race could be descended from two people.

>>14662054

God can do whatever he fucking pleases. Hes God.

>>14658212
You have the most interesting post so far. Please, give some more hints.....

>>14662066
We find how to time travel in the future, and have sent some of us back already, it's like a loop, but it's mainly an attempt to speed up technology so time travel comes sooner rather than later each time, soon there will be a "time" where we are living in our "future" maybe we already are?

Maybe we was at a point of no progression for way too long the previous times round and it affected our future very negatively.

>>14662066
Maybe the original poster you replied to is talking about satanism or some other kind of self evolution progress, where maybe these kind of people are the original pioneers of our future/time travel as we know it... and with meditating we can communicate with our future offspring/s in real time through some kind of psychic gates? who knows...

>>14658206
It's mainly a theory done by right-wing extremists for different reasons in different countries. For example German pahntom time theorists claim that the ages, where slavic lords ruled on now German territories, are fictional or were much shorter. Russians on the other hand, like to focus on eras where Polish and Lithuanian rule was especially strong and so on...
Every side claims that centuries were added to history to justify the ownership of certain countries. While this doesn't sound so implausible in theory, there is enough proof against it - starting with so many sides claiming so many centuries didn't exist.

I think Tesla was onto something.

Power could have been made free had we followed up on his line of thought.

But to this day it's better to sell something than to give it away for free.

Thus misinformation floods the world about how Tesla was an idiot.

>>14658965
>women on women
>yes
uhhhh....

>>14662304
Well, it's less likely than man on man or man on woman, but still possible.

>>14662304
The probability of getting HIV from an accidential wound with a contaminated needle is 0.3% (compared to 30% with hepatitis) - and still it happens all the time.

>>14658287
Damn I love these depictions of demons. Never thought that 16th century artists could do a better job than anyone since 18th century.

Where does the "demons are red human things with horns" even come from?

>>14662339
then why is man on woman a no?

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>>14662394
Sorry to disappoint, but that is a contemporary shoop! Well, collage, actually.

>>14662394
>>14662426
But for some remarkably creative depictions of demons, look into Hieronymus Bosch, 15th cent dutch painter

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>>14662394
>>14662442
Forgot pic

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???

all pork contains worms

holywood is full of space lizard rapists

>>14659352
But the movie sucks.

>>14662456
It's like you don't know population control.

The sasquatch is responsible for most hitchiker disappearance in the states

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>>14662456
This is probably the best thing I've seen on here today. Thanks, man.

>>14662398
Because obviously the kids parents hate faggots, you stupid shit. Christ, do you take all of your fucking knowledge from images of elementary school science fairs?

>>14658116
The US government is suppressing free energy sources.

Time isn't an actual dimension, it's just a human construct. This is why many people can "predict" future events, and why the rate that time passes seems to chance depending on what you're doing. Then again I'm completely making this up and have no idea what I'm talking about so take this with an entire bag of salt.

>>14663008

That could be closer to the truth.

>>14662585
The pork part is true.

Parasitic worms, at that.

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Sometiems I swear its all dogs.
Doge.
What if sphinx was doge originally?
people go on and on about sirius and its the DOGE star
god is dog backwards
believe it

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>>14658193
could easily be propaganda to get people to not give a shit about their environment, which coincidentily enough no one does. i wonder why.

the natural sustainable earth keeps getting torn the fuck up and replaced by dead concrete that gives you nothing. watch Elysium. its a candy coated version of the earth's future.

>>14662054
>>14662061
Christian here. Did we forget about Cain's wife?

>>14659083
>>14659086
to quote the guy who wrote the book in the pdf, "you will never learn anything if you aren't willing to step outside of your comfort zone". and hes right. i'm not comfortable reading 500 pages of text, but i have to if i wish to learn more.
you gotta do it the hard way instead of the easy way like you guys saying its shit and not worth reading when neither of you have even read it. the book is worthwhile and you can tell its meaningful just from reading the first page of the prologue.

Aliens abduct and study us because they can't figure out why our soul leaves our body when we die.

>>14658871
hahahhah she would get a face full of dick if she turned her head at that moment

>>14663425
Look at her. She knows it.

>>14663416
do insects have soul? do birds have soul ? do dolphin have soul ... ? do virus have soul ??

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>>14659084
>Dark Souls was right again!

The drought in southern california.
manson called it in the seventies and the movie Rango covers it too. nwo basically.

southern california is supposed to be a desert and they keep taking the water from where nature intended it to be and keep spraying it in the desert so they can have grass. whoevers in charge refuses to submit to nature. they insist on dominating it. they're really killing it.

if you wanna stop it, don't use water sprinklers in the desert. its that fucking simple. theres more problems, but this would help a fucking lot as well as not having babies.

every track on the manson speaks album should be listened to. he was calling out a lot of problems and a lot of stuff /x/ covers way back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG1hH6XI-cg

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the government controls the weather

>>14658536
holy shit this is cringy

>>14663448
They crop dust aluminum into the sub-atmosphere to "combat global warming".
>aluminum
>in the air

Some fucker even suggested spraying sulfur into areas that are deemed "weak points".

>>14658720
Good watch.

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>>14662442
also Otto Dix

>>14658185
Take heed therefore that the light which is in thee be not darkness.

>>14663444
also think its kinda bullshit when we're told our shit sewage water can be filtered out into drinking water again, but theres no hope for making ocean water drinkable.
i just can not buy that shit and its becomes more relevant as the prevantable drought worsens

>>14658193
Art thou a king then?

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>>14658185

>>14658143
Oh look a live agent.

We've noticed your disinfo bible thumping bots for a long time, constantly posting misinformation and counter intelligence but now they've hired a live person.

I hope you realize a majority of 4chan sees through your bullshit. That tends to happen when you spam the same pics, posts and shit again and again.

HAARP is used for long-distance, mass-microwaving of military food.

I have this theory that whenever Mythbusters test how possible it is to do something illegal, they fake bust it because the government tells them to.

>>14663685
>thinks people hire other people to post youtube links on 4chan
>is literally retarded

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the government puts corpses on tracks so trains are late

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Shortest conspiracy theory of all time:
Maths are wrong.

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Weird one's you won't find on the internet.
(Exception is the Project Pegasus)

1.) Idaho National Laboratory discovered time travel back in 1998, and this caused a chain reaction that changed the nature of our current reality. Codenamed "The Ground Zero X Event."
2.) Obama was part of a Mars/Time travel project called Project Pegasus.
3.) Hermes Trismegistus was a clockwork-manifest avatar, who's return was fortold by the Sabaean Adimun. It is believed the Arabs and later the Catholics learned of this, and irradiated the Sabaean culture and covered it up in hopes of destroying this cult. It's believed the Jesuits and Ophites rediscovered this and integrated the belief into their esoteric teachings.
4.) Aliens are actually psychological manifestations of our pre-cognitive bodies. It's believed that sentience occurred later down the evolutionary path, and it developed as another tool for survival. Deep inside our mind however, our genes that reflect the mindless body try to communicate to us through a fetus-like apparitions that come out of metallic wombs. They do this because they're innately aware through millions of years of programming that how humans live now threatens their bodies. This concept was explored in the 60's and shut down by the American Government because it might end up interfering in wartime and economic activities. Termed "The Metal Womb Interference."
5.) Modern Psychiatry is part of an MKULTRA extension program, placing in practice mind and behavioral manipulation programs designed from the ground up to use social stigma to condition people to be more prepared for mimetic imprinting.
6.) The U.S. Military created a doomsday bomb in the 1950's codenamed "Horseman" or "Pale Horse." It's supposedly the size of a building and wasn't meant to launch, but instead crack the earth and destroy the planet in the event we lost the Cold War. It was later buried. Dr. Strangleglove was inspired by this conspiracy theory.

Religions are just ARP's that were never meant to be taken seriously.

>>14664124
That isn't exact.
It can't be.
In a closed environment (pure mathematics)
functions and operations required energy.
In physics, this means it would have to burn off part of the operators in order to perform.
Therefore, math is off.
("Stable Field Problem")

>>14664086
would explain a lot since half of their shit is full of shit

Anyone know any real milkman conspiracies?
Basically its trope used for laughs that originated in the psychonauts game, but it seemed believable enough that there may be a real case.

A milkman conspiracy describes a conspiracy orchestrated by a totally innocuous group, like the boy scouts, or the neighborhood watch, that some how gives them way more power than is conceivable.
The closest i can think of is the various labor union conspiracies, but i was curious if anyone knew of any more bizarre ones.

>>14664086
Then explain the multiple terminate abuse episodes.
-_-

>>14664203
*thermite (auto-correct fucked that up)

>>14664195
Librarians are part of an ancient cult originating from the days of the Library of Alexandria.
They call themselves Minerval Watchers, their symbol is a Owl on a Book, and the reason why the great library was burned several times was that the people rebelled. Later they covered it up.
Many precious books and scrolls are now hidden away, and the cult keeps on, manipulating things from behind the scenes.
A bright student catches their eye? Well, this book happens to be left out just for them to see it.
Pushing textbooks in schools? Or education manipulation.

>>14658116
pic related,
I'm never going swimming again.

I have a theory that in fact Jesus was actually a mexican time traveling stoner named Jesus (heysoos. I cant into accent marks)
He preached all kinds of peace and love, and since he had dark skin already, no one paid him any mind.
No one could explain where he came from, so the family that adopted him invented the virgin birth.
His miracles were all accomplished with technology he brought back with him.
His resurrection was actually an alternate Jesus from a different timeline that also achieved time travel.
The reason we call the biblical Jesus, Geesus, is because we have been mispronouncing it for centuries.
Jesus (Heysoos) is actually named after himself.
The paradox will collapse in the distant future possibly altering all of history.

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I live in California where we supposed ly have a "drought" going on

I personally think it to be a conspiracy

The mass populace saves water so the fucking jews can take 4 hour power showers

I believe the Nazis killed Betsy Ross.

The matrix is real.

They just released the movies so we think that scenario to be fantasy

Keanu is an immortal agent program

The jews are an ancient race of aliens who take over star systems with monetary gain.

Hitler knew the truth
We were so close

Christians and fucking democrats are the ignorant lapdogs of this Jewish threat.

>>14658732
early first century, but that's not that ridiculous considering the pyramids were damn near 1000 years old by then

I think they built it and then realized that they liked doing the math to calculate astronomical occurrences/alignments/used in certain temples by the uneducated virgins

>>14658861
you do realize that it's in the same region f the world where man started farming? it makes sense that the first civilization would be in that area

not much of a conspiracy so much as just finding and older civilization

>>14658451
>>14658523
I can vouch for the dissociative nature of sexual abuse - I suffered a few relatively minor incidences as a child, and then a more traumatic one as a teenager (all by relatives).

The best way to describe it is that it induces a feeling of removal from reality. Or that the actual act makes you feel removed from what's happening, and your mind goes into overdrive trying to cope.

The more traumatic experience was when I was around 14/15, and a cousin of mine (a few years older) was sleeping in the same bed as me. Drunk, he started to fool around with me, which I wasn't completely against as I was a horny as fuck kid who couldn't get any girls, but then he flipped me over and fucked me dry. I tried to get him off/out of me, but he was much bigger and pinned me down.

That time, I can distinctly remember a fucking weird, dissociative wave washing over me, making the physical pain (which was considerable) just a million miles away. As stupid as it sounds, it was almost like I could feel my face, and it was a completely blank, expressionless state - although the reality is that, obviously, it would have been contorted in pain.

But maybe feeling like that is part of the reason why ritual abuse goes on - it creates a second person, shrank far away from whoever the original was, and who is detached from badness, and accepts feeling less than human as the natural order of things.

1/2

>>14664433
Cont…

Full disclosure, I'm a male in my late twenties. I was an extremely clever child, but have never fulfilled my potential. I earn pretty shit money, but can command almost any social situation, and lie about anything to almost anyone. I have often wondered if I am some kind of sociopath, due to my ability to manipulate social situations almost without realising, and building pyramids of lies across what could be seen as different personas. But I can never progress, or move forward - I have an immense fear of failure, and countless insecurities that seem to drive almost all my behaviour.

Thankfully in the last few years I have dealt with some of my issues, and now seem content with being another person just at work. My home life is now relatively relaxed and routine, and not just a continuous cycle of self-destruction.

>tldr
>Sexually abused as a kid
>Dissociative mental state induced
>Lifelong personality changes
>Can see why government agencies would want to do this on a wide, professional scale; it helps mould children into something else, and lets them alter the basic tenants of self that keep people human.

2/2

>>14664433
Stop samefagging
>next time will report. mod will cross check IP and ban.

>>14664446
>mod will cross check IP and ban.

>>14664159
>designed to crack the earth
that's not how physics works

causing an extinction level event, maybe but "cracking" the planet is basically impossible

>>14664299
what does that have to do with the drought though?

>>14664446
I lold hard. That was the first post/two posts I've made on 4chan in a long time, being a huge lurker.

>>14664433
>>14664443
Are me...

>>14658451
>>14658523
are not. I can't even remember how to prove it, with the (You) thing there is/used to be?

Either way, don't just attack the people putting forward a subject as a way of dodging it. Engage, motherfucker, even if you disagree.

>>14664485
Right. Someone begged to have your prepared information presented on 4chan.
In your exact grammar with your exact same grammatical errors.
Right.
>histrionic detected

>>14664485
people don't engage nonsense, they look at evidence
do you have any floating teapots? or are they invisible?
they better not be internet/tv fan fiction or personal testimony.

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>>14664495
There was nothing prepared about it. Believe it or not, there are people who browse 4chan that type quickly.

Pic related btw - feel free to quote the other posts, so I can cap the absence of "(You)"

The Archons of the six thousandth ago are responsible for the creation of fiction as a means to control the human populations. As time passed the fiction of their creation seeped into nonfiction and resulted in the science books of the teaching professionals of the semi-modern 4th age which is why you are educated stupid in the ways of gravity atoms and electricity.

>>14664263
My cousin is an ultra-liberal with a sub-minimum wage gardener named Heysoos. Heysoos once told me he was a time traveler. Now I believe him.

>>14664506
Dumbass, while people are anonymous here, we can check TIMESTAMPS and GRAMMAR.

>>14664500
Surely you've seen the evidence of The Finders? And the suspect handling of the case by certain government departments?

There's probably a thread on them going on right now. Either way, that's the first thing that comes to mind

>>14663521
Desalination plants are expensive, that's why no drinkable seawater for you. Corporations don't care enough to spend money in desalination plants.

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>>14664523
Are you actually being serious with this? What makes you think my grammar/the other person's grammar means we're the same person?

Is it because neither of us starts our posts with the word "Dumbass"? Because that's not really much of a watermark, you utter fucking spastic.

I honestly think you know how wrong you are even more than I do, and are just doing this to troll me. Which takes me back, in a way.

8/10, jimmies rustled

>>14664525
>Internet testimony
>No news/academic/gov
>"Evidence"
People like you think the X-Files show was real.

>>14664554
Denial and troll ratings are are always symptoms of paid disinfo.

>>14664554
>samefags
>denies
>given common sense explaination
>rants and denies
>proclaims "jimmies rustles", something that can only occur to a aspie loser or newfag
Just admit you did it because you desperately wanted to get your theory out there.
Why put on a big charade?
Unoriginal people integrate shit into their lives all the time and then try to offer theories in order to feel original and validated.
No need to get on and put on a fucking show.
Goddamm.

>>14664562
>dissent is part of an organized conspiracy
oh, shut the fuck up already.
>egotistical idiot using a shit ton of fallacies

>>14664586
Yeah right I know you have fun getting paid seven figures a year to spread your lies.

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>>14664592
I don't know whether to lol or facepalm right now.

>>14664559
While the CIA most certainly runs most major drug operations in the world, it's how they keep most of their operating costs off the books, and this is backed up by the countless atf, dea, and fbi retirees espousing basically the same quote "everybody we went after was almost always working for the cia"

The murder comes from drugs and wet ops

Child sex trafficking i personally think would be too far, but at the same time controlling the drugs means they already control like 90% of the black market

>>14664574
But that's the thing - I'm not samefagging. Never was. If you could give me one way of proving that, then I will.

Please - just tell me what I can do that will irrefutably prove it. Because it wasn't me, and I can't wait for you to have to stare your delusion in the face.

>>14663433
do you listen to a lot of swirlies?

>>14664611
Again, dear idiot assumer and presumer of great tv and conspiracy theory expectations,
DO YOU... HAVE ANY PROOF?

The prisons in America are privatized and they are literally creating rules to keep people in prison to keep business running

The feds run and organize child pornohraphy websites. When the sites turn a profit they arrest all the clients and rinse and repeat

>>14664574
Also, what is your 'common sense explanation'? I would love to hear it - assuming it isn't just 'TIMESTAMPS and GRAMMAR'. I really hope it isn't, you fucking imbecile.

>>14658123
phantom time hypothesis

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/place-london/plain/A85654957

>>14664559
X-Files is a real show, I've seen it.

>>14664648
Well the first one is true, and the second one is pretty damn close.

>>14664649
It is, and your anger towards common sense proves you're just a poor sap that come to 4chan for attention.
It's even sadder you chalk up someone else's imaginary theory and post it here as your own with minimal tweaks.
Your not original nor honest.
What are you?

>>14664648
Entrapment is a bullshit conspiracy theory.
>im not evil, they made me evil!
nah. not how evil works brah.

>>14659303
The nephelimn I think I spelled it wrong

>>14664666
Chalk up someone else's imaginary theory? What?

Let me make it real simple. Here's every one of my activities in relation to this thread:

>go on thread that sounds interesting
>see a topic that I find interesting, and that I have first hand experience of
>write post detailing my experiences and opinions of said topic

And that is it. For some reason, you seem intent on suggesting I'm the same guy as posted the original 'sexual abuse/dissociative' thing.

Yet you haven't done one thing that would actually clarify if I was samefagging. You haven't linked to all the posts, so I can screencap the fact that they weren't me.

You haven't engaged the issue in any way. You've just ranted, with ZERO basis, about how I'm samefagging.

I'm begging you here - give me just one way that would prove I was samefagging or not. But you won't.

What am I? Somebody who won't just bail, and let idiocy reign supreme.

Btw, are you getting paid for this? Because I can't think of any other reason you wouldn't want to help me prove how much I samefagged.

>someone thinking they're going to be more stubborn than me about something I know to be true
>mfw

IT'S TIME CUBE TIME EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNa7nHFju4

>>14664694
Holy shit you're still here.
I've already browsed several other boards and came back.

1.) You have no proof of any of your claims
2.) Your copy and pasted prepared message was obvious
3.) You're not offering original content
4.) *yawn*

>>14664694
>blame shifting
>shifting burden of proof
fag

>>14664738
I jerked off and watched the sun rise, so don't feel bad.

1.) Are you saying I have no proof of my claims that I was sexually abused as a child? That would be true, 100%. I don't really understand how you think there could be.

2.) Wrong. Again, I don't understand why you'd think this - do you think people aren't capable of quickly (and relatively eloquently) typing posts on 4chan? Are you a mouth breather? What is your deal?

3.) I offered original content. You did nothing but call me a samefag, and ignored me original content. You have offered nothing of any value, and have detracted from the value of my posts.

I'm still here because I've seen countless cunts and shills shout down/bully others with bullshit tactics, and I refuse to let it happen to me. Maybe it's something to do with the whole having a dick in my ass thing.

>again I'll ask you to list all the threads you think I'm samefagging so I can prove I'm not
>again you'll ignore it because doing so would prove you wrong
>again again again

>>14664740
Burden of proof?

Give me one single way that I can prove it. And I will.

In fact, I'll give you one:

Link to all the posts you think I samefagged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxtMT1oDnHU
text goes a bit fast in areas.

>>14658123
This is pretty much a given, its the specifics of what we missed that we dont know

holy shit can I do this myself?

>>14664765
>>14664759
>>14664694
>>14664649
>>14664638
>>14664554
>>14664506
>>14664485
>>14664443
>>14664433
>>14658523
>>14659813
>>14658451

Let's fucking hope so

Ahhh, that feels good.

Get fucked, shills.

>>14664837
There's a way you can edit whether (you)'s appear. If you're arguing with a faggot, he'll point this out, and refute you regardless.

>>14663521
>but theres no hope for making ocean water drinkable

...Nobody says that. Lots of desalination plants exist.

>>14664217
Reminds me of "The Historian".

>>14664841
>>14664765
>>14664740
>>14664738
Stop shitting up the thread with your retarded argument, nobody cares if it's a samefag or not. To the raped guy, just ignore the troll. I'm seriously amazed at how petty people on 4chan can be sometimes.

Tupac put out a hit on himself as a final fuck you to all his haters

The illuminati were seekers of knowledge

The free masons seekers of wealth

The templars seekers of control

Look at these connections in history

>>14658846
>t's a shame we lost On Sphere Making when the Library of Alexandria burnt down; it probably would've explained the mechanism

Why? Doesn't the adage hold true: 'the simplest answer is often the correct one'? If we haven't gotten any smarter (which, I agree, to some extent), then the answer should be retrievable.

>>14659054

absolutely riveting book.

and I love hour of the time, i must have pulled 100 books from Cooper and they are all convicting in their own words.

Sadly seems that most people won't read them, as these people intended it to be because human ignorance and laziness will keep them from understanding the veil that is purposely put over their eyes.

>>14665234

not even close you faggot, where did you get these notions, a fucking Mark Dice book?

though none of these orginizations should be trusted, you still need enormous amounts of research because you sound like a dumbass.

>>14658212
Something like this I guess?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Time

The paranormal exists and is protected by certain sections of government in pretty much all first world countries. It's actually not that well hidden, but we live in a culture where people already have a great sense of disbelief. In fact, Western civilization's progress can be largely attributed to the lack of paranormal/spiritual influence.

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>>14665473
>muh secret knowledge

>>14658143
Nice videos man,
ignore the shills, keep up the good work.
Lord bless you.

/vr/ here
I think Microsoft intentionally inserted the flaw in the Dreamcast's GD-ROM format then released the crack at exactly the right moment for it to be too late to fix the consoles and early enough to destroy their software sales, effectively ending Sega's period as a serious video game company.

>>14665327
I would love to read some books... but all of those are password-protected.

>>14664482
The jews are hoarding the shower water

Is it not obvious?

I mean.... I have my own personal water heater In my shit apartment and its get fuck cold in 15-20 minutes.


Conclusion; JEWS

>>14664328
Don't you think that they would've releaved their power and technology when they were being mass murdered?

>>14665834
Someone explain this image

>>14658231
Ah so so you accept the Council of Chacoldon so your either part of the Pentarchy or protestant.
The Belief in the concept of Jesus as a man-god who was held in Hypostatis is not a belief that the Oriental churches hold (i.e. the Syrian Church)

I think the most crazy one I heard was that moon is not real.
Its so, fucking wtf
Its like "THE MOON IS AN ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCT"
That denies so much factual evidence its not even possible to comprehend how much crack this person must be smoking

>>14659140
Piss off, like anyone here gives a shit about you and your religion? Go to /pol/ if you want to Christfag, unless you're telling us he and God are paranormal and thus do not exist in the sense all Christians think of them.

>>14664263
Thank you for this. I'm interested in seeing the Christfag's reactions to this theory. It actually has some vague semblance of sense.

>>14665870
get a bigger water heater

also you said the drought wasn't real, when it clearly is

the jews hoarding water is perfectly acceptable theory

>>14666001
it's from a comic,

basically he's saying he believes that civilization started in the cradle of humanity in Africa, that since they had been existing for thousands of years, they made the typical technological advancements earlier, that the whites were the native americans, and redskins were from europe. whites were enslaved and eventually revolted, took control of a time machine and changed history so that white people dominated and made all those scientific advancements

Donald sterling wanted to keep the clippers no matter what.
The NBA didn't want him. so thet rigged their last 2 game vs OKC in the 4th quarter of both games by calling bullshit foul calls and ignoring fouls committed by OKC.
NBA made sure that clippers lost and it will keep happening until he no longer owns the team. donald sterling knows this and just recently decided to sell the team.

Isnt that fucked up?

Jesus was a Buddhist monk and so we're the Three Wise Men

Humans started off as black people and they would outcast the albino children. Those outcasts came together and made white people.

The aliens came to earth with a message of peace and equality as they wanted us to join in the intergalactic community as a species but needed our species to cooperate as one before we could do that. America, realizing this was bad for business (capitalism over world peace) and sounded remarkably like socialism, upped the Cold War and started to regard UFOs and Aliens as ludicrous and stupid instead of an important and likely next step in discovery (as we had considered it for a long time up until then). Look up Paul Bennewitz and Dulce Base and the Quintanilla years of Project Bluebook.

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>>14664263
Jesus is a mistranslation of Yeshua, which was the equivalent of Joshua because he was a dark-skinned Jew. Basing your belief on how the name is written in modern mistranslations is just stupid.

>>14658965
>Men on horse = no
What about Men on dog? Or dog on men?
PLEASE /X ITS URGENT!!!

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>>14664433
I might get us accused of being samefag disinformation agents but that only goes to show that there is something that those spreading disinformation are attempting to keep hidden. Why else would you have been accused of same-fagging to such an extent? They won't be taken seriously if they outright attack someone who has endured sexual abuse so they attacked you through implication: Rather then addressing your claims. That's how disinformation works, marginalize assertions that hit upon truth through misdirection and personal attacks.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/vol./
I have had experiences similar to yours and while it took me years to work my way out of the dissociative state and into one where I could more fully engage with people and my environment: I still have problems. It's a lot like being a tree that gets struck by lightning, you've got a scar that inhibits your growth in some ways but you branch out into other areas as a result. There is an element of inflicting trauma upon another, especially sexual, that taps into that persons primal essence, their connection with the spirit world but it is an unconscious connection made by fragmenting the spirit. Which is why indigenous Shamans and Healers have integrated forms of soul-retrieval in order to reconnect someone divided by trauma with all aspects of the self. When one consciously connects with the spirit World, they are in control of the exchange of energy: The darker aspects of the occult at work behind the powers ruling Western society brutalize the spirit into unconscious communion with the spirit world: Their horrifying rituals cause the soul to cry out in agony and to act as a beacon that they then attempt to subvert and control to call in energies that serve their purposes. Either they don't want to come into direct contact with such forces or they're stunted in their ability to commune with spirit that they have to victimize others as a go-between.

>>14659021
>Guy who has a pretty inflated sense of his place in the world.

I think he meant the police and military establishments.

Is bump limit 300 on /x/?

Anyway, I want to thank you all for coming to my thread. Very interesting indeed. Hope we can do it again sometimes. Or should I open another thread to continue talking?

>>14666455
but that's 100% true

Superheroes used to be real, but one day all the supervillains banded together and killed them all. Then, they wiped off all of our memories about them and went into secretly controlling the world.
Comic books are just the product of our brains fighting off the mind wipe, remembering a time when we were protected by colorful and noble champions.

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>>14658875
Its an anaconda, not a gaboon viper, they dont even live on the same continent. Gaboons only get maybe 6 feet at the absolute most and live on the jungle floor, not swimming. Gaboons are scary as shit though, they have the longest fangs and inject more venom per bite than any other snake.

>>14666603
"no"

>>14666432
No. He agreed with their views on pacifism, but he wasn't a Buddhist.

>>14666507
Putting this much stock in an earthly name is stupid.