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Help me come up with a new pitch.
I work for Direct Tv and I'm getting sick of saying the same line, "who do you guys have for cable?"
I.e. Indirect pitch
"whats your favorite show?
I.e Direct Pitch
Who do you have for tv services?
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>>382521
Why on Earth would we help you shill?
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"To which corporation does your television budget go to?"
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>Hello, fellow human
>Unlike some of our competitors, we at Direct TV are all humans just like you
>That, and our great deals, are why you should switch to us
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>>382554
I like
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>>382521
"Who do you serve? And who do you trust?"
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>>382583
isn't this literally hulu's old ad campaign?
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>>382760
No, no, Hulu's campaign was admitting that they're aliens plotting to turn everyone's brains to mush. That post is exactly the opposite, casting all the other companies as evil aliens. Though I was actually thinking of the birthday skeleton comic when I wrote that.
>ending every successful call with
>The contract is sealed
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