I am trying to find this joke that I read on 4chan once. I don't know if that anon made it up or if it can be located but I've exhausted my googling options for finding it. The joke went like this, roughly -
"Kissing is common between cousins. Me and my cousin were in her playroom and she asked to see my pee pee. I obliged and she laughed and thought it was funny looking and asked if she could give it a kiss. I let her and she gave it a little smooch. That felt really good so I just shoved the whole thing in. This was a few years back she must have been 4 or 5 and I was 38.
>>342853
here
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/41565898/#41576321
>>343402
Fuken saved. Thanks anon!