Greentext hunt

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Fellas, I organized my general screenshots/greentexts in a folder on account of my 4chan folder being a complete shitshow, and there's some key ones that I'm missing.

I'm lookin' for:
1. Greentext where anon's gf is a Prego jar
2. The screenshot where the Korean and Japanese anons snipe each other
3. Any Jizzus Christ caps
4, 5.. TWO different /b/ greentexts I believe where virgin anons pay for their first times with a trap. The one where anon gets raped in the ass by the tranny (I've seen a variation on this where a user claiming to be OP claims to have aids), and another where the tranny sticks his dick in OP's mouth and he breaks down and starts crying.
6.The one were anon takes a picture of a little boy playing PS4(?) in a Best Buy(?) just to shitpost on /v/, something like >Sony's key demographic
7. A /fit/ or /fa/? thread where a cringy anon tails a sporty-looking couple and bleats about how the guy's a douchebag chad and a nice guy like him can't find a girl, even though he dresses way classier. But his shadow reveals him to be some fat fedora tipper.

and (long-odds shot)...
8. /v/ thread where anon post pics of Nintendo exec's kids and anon compares Reggie-fil-Amie's daughter's lips to a cock sandwich. (There's more to this where someone post Shiggy Miyamoto's daughter's wedding to a dude anon compares to a cross between Lurch and John Lennon).

I'd appreciate any help, If want I'll dump any requests, without violating board rules.

& general greentext thread I guess.