Job Application Questions

1. It means that

You'll be there on time.
You'll get ready in less than seven seconds flat.
That you'll always be on the scene.
And your engine will be bright and clean.
That you'll also be the hero next door.
That you'll be greeting people that you meet.
And that you'll hurry because someone might be in a Jam.


2. Talk to Norman everyday even if he gets in the way of your job and you hate him. He's just a child. He doesn't understand. I save people. I'm not some autistic retard going around the town asking for favors and getting in the way. And just because I've felt the urge to throw him in the fire a few times, that doesn't mean I shouldn't talk to him.
That's how I would answer those questions but then again I don't want to be a Firefighter.

Honestly I joke but you might be doing god's work. We really appreciate it.

>>328977
>what the following values mean to you
that's just a stupid question asking for a generic answer that takes way too long to say "I'm not an a-hole to everyone and I care about the job"

>building a rapport with someone
another stupid question that wants you to reference another time you worked with someone different from yourself

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>>329029
10/10