Fidget spinner essay

Sure.

>how they affect children
uh?
anyway, i would start with
>the spinning top of today
comparing it to the old thing, since its basically it, except with this one the kids dont need to learn how to "throw" it using a piece of string to make it go faster
pretty sure you can spit out 100 words around this
gl

>>315739
fidget spinners are for people unable to write simple essays of 100 to 200 words etc etc

>>315754
this

It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell to three of my hghest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put then in the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

>>316158
3/10, nice effort
better luck next time

>>316158
This is a good shit post, would make a good template

>>315739

>fidget spinners

wat?

So Chinpokomon?
>"I don't understand what you kids see in these things"
>-"Neither do I..."

>>316199
it's just a modern yo yo at least it's not a keyboard or a app

why are people moaning just for the sake of moaning

>>315739
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>>315739

>200 words
>essay

wut?

>>315739
Fidget spinners fill a purpose of distracting a few autistic children from more destructive tendencies. Otherwise they show and enforce blindly following pointless trends without regard to intelligence. Filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler.

>how they affect children
as soon as your niglet gets a hold of one of these 'toys' they will show symptoms of severe autism. these are no 'toys' they were put out by the jews to try to decrease everyones IQ. once we are a distracted they will use us as slaves for their kike empire. teh end

>>316476
This. I could shit out 100 words in 15 minutes, OP

>>316158
That's a 254 word essay. OP, use this.

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>>316158
critikal senpai

>100-200 word long essay about fidget spinners

OP if this is your homework then

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

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Fidget spinners are just another fad that the nu-children faggots of today has fallen in love with. Though it is true that they may be a distraction in class, this will all soon come to pass when kids move on from it. The only reason children enjoy fidget spinners is because it makes for a better distraction than their cellphones. The repetitive cyclical (and symmetrical) nature of fidget spinners is interesting to (both autistic and normal) children and reassuring. One of the other reasons fidget spinners have kept their popularity is because of the myriad of "tricks" you can do with them. In a sense, fidget spinners have become the new pen spinning phenomenon. In fact pen spinning could be seen as a prototype of the fidget spinners. Originally meant to kill time, and eventually tricks and even touraments for pen spinning have been created, fidget spinners are just an eventual repeat of history.

>>315739
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*inhales
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YOUR SOME KIND OF SINNER